₦airaland Forum

anonimi:
[s]Are you on a self-denial binge with everything being fake news to you even when credible links are provided as sources?
Are you okay or do you need to see a doctor[/s]

Rawtruth1:
[s]But this assertion is true. The blood of innocent Easterners, children who knew nothing about the coup and women too are crying vengeance against the north. The cures will continue and increase until they apologize to the Easterners[/s]

Grgton:
of course they have been leaping beyond beyond their boundary., yet you pple can't let them leave Nigeria for you pipo

PastorAmotekun:
They should have sold the house and share the proceeds to the kidnap victims

GamalNasser:
Who told you the Buhari govt wants to end it?
If he wanted to ended he would have left Executive outcomes to finish them off on 2015 , they were just weeks away from totally ending Boko Haram, in just 3 weeks they had chased Boko Haram and cornered them in Sambisa forest....

ValCon888:
She was a dedicated officer.
A quiet woman.
Inactive on social media.
Single.
But she was gruesomely murdered in cold blood. Imagine a high-ranked officer working with the Presidency and killed like a church rat.

I won't be surprised if this government is involved in her death.

PHijo:
My solution, disconnect ALL private and public users from the national grid. Only corporations should be connected. Increase the tariff significantly and add only those who can afford. Adopt a pay as you use system.

MelesZenawi:
Like Igbo topics flooding nairaland every blessed day....how?

Before the day runs off, another Igbo thread will be opened.

modsfucker:
Abacha is Babur from Borno State, the same tribe as Buratai.

socialmediaman:
For real? You haven't seen CNN news anchors say things like this? Have you watched Don Lemon? You haven't seen people on public TV calling the president "derogatory" names?

OLADD:
This topic is about Oshiomole's uncanny penchant for misjudging national issues.

Olumighty123:
Sniper is not an easy killer, it’s an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.

Ok…sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.

When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you….Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir
You will have serious discharges from your nose…oh, it’s late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah…sniper must finish it’s job.

The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself …sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney….cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

They will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper…cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that’s how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital…but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is “regrets”.

You can see, it’s not an easy death.

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper…

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It’s only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.

You don’t wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

Awoo88:
Ignorance!!! Only one is required. Whether you pour the whole ore small, the one that will jam waiting egg will jam

KosiGee:
There’s an Igbo proverb: mbe nwaaniga si na agha su, ya azogbuo nwanyi afo ime, oluo ka agha suru, ndi nwere ukwu zogbuo nwanyi afo ime. Ejide mbe nwaaniga maka na o ya kwuru na o ga azogbu nwanyi afo ime....

The tortoise boasted that in an event of war/stampede, that it will trample the pregnant woman to death. When the war and stampede started, those with stronger legs trampled on the pregnant woman. The tortoise was held responsible.

If Nnamdi Kanu truly made those statement then he clearly lack intelligence and discipline. He shouldn’t be leading anyone if he made those silly statement.

The military and police harming civilian is cowardice and insane but how about mr Kanu threatening to go after the evil men in security uniforms instead of threatening to take out revenge on their children? I just hope that this is false and he will come out to discredit the source of that nonsense.

awoo47:

u won popular vote nd won only 53 couties ..u can check d map
D only way it's possible is because NY nd California hv open voting
U don't need ID to vote, So u can bet lots of illegal immigrants voted in dat state
Nd wot is d ignorance there?

luluosas:
[s]Her deep rooted hatred for Trump continues to be displayed everywhere. Foolish woman[/s]

awoo47:
[s]lol
it's obvious they can't win na trump had over 300 ec votes won over 3000 couties compare to hilary 53
It'll almost impossible to flip dat...
And therefore every democrats knew impeachment is d only way
Dats y senate said let's voters decide[/s]

kingarizona1:
I am not a fan of Trump, as some of us may know that he's a bully and Racist but He loves his citizen no matter what. He has loves for Americans is so deep that he can do anything to protect them. So believe me or not, he's going to win the next election, let the Democrat before about the impeachment shit coz its not gonaa work.

Professorcplus:

[s]Jimi should better take a chill. Sanwo Olu took a very courageous step on this issue. Afterall we have been clamoring for change and here it is. Lagosians like insanity.

There is no development in any country without any change in policies which might affect the masses but it's just for a while and in the long run brings progress[/s]. I suggest the governor should introduce a better Mass transit mediums as quick as possible to curb this menace of Lagosians treking.

Las las them go dey alright

Lucid1: