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obadiah777: bought ? let me know when am getting paid then cuz aint nobody gave me a gaddem thang

Why are you no longer posting with CAPS? Either you were threatened or bought. I believe the latter.

EatmyShorts: This place is boring. I'm starting to lose interest in this Section. Everyone here(apart from myself) seems fake and white-washed. Some are very nonsensical.
Obadiah please create more Rapture Threads, this place is Dead.

Pastor MarcAnthony

Obadiah has been bought.

Christians have been cowered. (as usual)

Atheists have more important things to do.

Muslims have been quarantined

Deists keep yarning incomprehensible nonsense

Pagans are still enjoying their new yam festival

Only Satanists are keeping up the fight.

ATMC: Muslims gave us Eid ul-Fitr, Christians gave us Christmas....oya these Atheist it's time you gave humanity a holiday too

all your sunday lazyness never do you? you want another day of lazyness you can blame on atheists.

satanist: arent you supposed to joınıng your hubby ın bed.

if you think any of the ladies here have a hubby in their beds, you have another think coming.

ATMC: more drama

I went to Bing and started typing your name then it proposed atm compilation. I saw wonderful.

ATMC: see drama...

more like childishness.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Gracie is Christ [/quote]it gets worse. cognitive dissonance due to too much shouting and speaking gibberish?

HumbledbYGrace: because I am a christian and your praise makes a deafening noise to my ears.

you are in the wrong section then. try romance.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]I give up. Take it up with Gracie or whoever hid your post.[/quote]soldier of christ runs away when confronted with logic.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*pours holy water on him* She has enough light...you know the type darkness can't comprehend? [/quote]If only you know who is the Harbinger of light.

HumbledbYGrace: This; 20. Please cooperate with the moderators, super-moderators, and administrator. Treat them with respect.

This is a request. Not a rule.

HumbledbYGrace: This; 20. Please cooperate with the moderators, super-moderators, and administrator. Treat them with respect.

Can you show how my comment broke that rule?

How is praising my Master a disrespect to mods?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]The very first one. You were derailing [/quote]How can a comment in threat that asked me to comment be derailing? What subject or OP did I derail?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You're breaking the rules of this thread. If you want to praise the hideous one create your own thread and do it there [/quote]Which rule exactly did I break?

Can someone please kindly justify why my last post thanking my Master was hidden?

Ishilove: That's gonna take some time

Apparently not. All these weeks and up to this morning, you have been like LOL, LMAO etc etc. I thought they were going to make you a mod so I would brand you the laughing mod. But this afternoon and evening you have gone .

So it's very easy for a believer to develop another "skin".

This thread has been derailed by a so called mod and will be left to die a natural death. Just like Jizz-Us.

However, before I sign off, let me tell you the other characteristics of this foolish man-god of ours that I will expantiate on in other threads.
You already know that he was a bastard and a trickster and gay.
He was also a drunk. He was very fat. He hallucinated. He annoyed people around him. He was a gang boss and a thief. He was a criminal convict. He loved the company of prostitutes. I guess they reminded him of his mother. He was an illiterate. He remained poor all his short miserable life. No house or possesion. He slept on the cold ground and used rocks as pillows. He could only afford fish and bread and when someone takes pity on him and give him money or when his followers steal some money, he spends it on booze. He was many things but we love him.

Goodbye and stay tuned.

Kitay: Offering

Here

https://epohcj.com.ng/naijanewnotes/50-naira-twenty.jpg

Mr Troll: When is the chapter 3 starting

It seems evangelizing non-mainstream religion is not allowed here.

striktlymi: Alfa I know you are a reasonable man, though very difficult and stubborn, but still you are reasonable.

The mods are kinda new and you can say they are learning on the job. I ask that you do not make their job any more difficult till they find their feet, please.

Why insult my Master?

Why create a thread that has as sole objective, the demonization of my Master? Is that leading by example? Are mods not supposed to be leaders?

If this section is christan only, they should make it so. But if it is open to everybody, then they shouldn't insult others.

HumbledbYGrace: go to the islam section with this and see what they will do to you.

You go to Atheist section and see...
Oh sorry. Never mind.

HumbledbYGrace: who is Yeshua in the bible? You misspelling Mary?

This is an insult to the christian community and you deserve a millenium ban

False accusations again!

I was not talking about the bible and I made that clear. I didn't mispel Mary. JIzz-Us' mum was called Mmeri. Really.

I am evangelizing my religion. Is that a banable offense?

striktlymi: Hmmm...

I have seen this script before Alfa...let's not go down this path.

The only thing they have physically are violence and threats of violence. Virtually, they have bans and threats of bans.

Brainwork = 0

HumbledbYGrace: Rule#8. Don't post false information on Nairaland

You might as well lock the religious section because if only 1 religion is true, then 99.9% of posts here fall foul of rule 8.

HumbledbYGrace: Rule#8. Don't post false information on Nairaland

I didn't. Jizz-Us is our man-god and we are his followers.

HumbledbYGrace: I wasn't a mod then

So why should a thread insulting My Master be allowed here while mine that was talking about our own personal man-god should be banished?

HumbledbYGrace: still your not defining a story, want me to lock this your thread Either I lock it or I move it to the lit section. Your choice

You have to justify whatever action you take. Move or lock all other story threads here as well. Or tell me which rule my thread broke.

HumbledbYGrace: still your not defining a story, want me to lock this your thread Either I lock it or I move it to the lit section. Your choice

Here's another story:

https://www.nairaland.com/1422308/instruction-bible-jonah


If you start with my threads, you have to react to others as well.

HumbledbYGrace: whicheva u like, I said u should stop quoting me

Until Seun makes a rule against quoting someone you are responding to, I am sorry I have to keep quoting you for clarity purposes.

HumbledbYGrace: that's not a story..can u define a story in ur understanding

Read the bible. It's full of stories.