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obadiah777: look a few posts up ? people have bashed christianity. these are personal opinions. you cant moderate peoples opinions about issues. personal insults to members ? well thats a different story. the lord, and satan, i am sure can fight their own battles.

Seems HBG didn't get the message. He is starting to define people's gods for them. https://www.nairaland.com/1422160/story-jizz-us#17841633

HumbledbYGrace: Stories belong in the literature section, since your narrating, I will move it to the appropriate section.

So long...btw the section is that way ------------»

HumbledbYGrace: Remember we had an agreement that we shouldn't quote each other?

Why did u quote me?

Which agreement? How can you enter an agreement with an agent of Satan? Are you sure you are a christian?

HumbledbYGrace: Doesn't matter who your talking about, it is a story, now shift and let me do my job

Remember we had an agreement that we shouldn't quote each other?

Why did u quote me?

Then move the story about Satan by Ajibam to litterature section as well.

https://www.nairaland.com/1413128/why-devil-hates-how-response#17828988

HumbledbYGrace: Stories belong in the literature section, since your narrating, I will move it to the appropriate section.

So long...btw the section is that way ------------»

I am talking about the god of many people. It is religion. Not literature.

striktlymi: @Bold Red: Wrong move!

My Master will always outwit theirs.

To understand this foolish man, you have to understand where he came from. His mum. Her name is Mmeri. She was a local girl that peddled herself out to sex starved roman soldiers in order to make ends meet. One day, a hard working carpenter came and paid her bride price. But instead of closing her legs, decided to have a one last farewell romp with her roman lover, Gabriellus Maximus. And she became pregnant. That was how Jizz-Us was born. An illegitimate bastard of italian descent.

At first, they told him that Yosephus, the carpenter husband of her ashawo mum was his dad. He even went and worked with him at his workshop. Yosephus knew he was not his child and after a few years, could no longer stand the sight of a roman bastard in his house. He sent him away. The poor boy wandered around and out of hopelessness, joined a prayer group. His mum panicked and was searching for him, thinking he has been kidnapped. She later found him at the temple but fear of his step dad wouldn't let him follow his mum back to their house. He felt safer at the temple.

He started learning temple pastor babalawo tricks. And he was good. Many people came to listen to his stories.

At age 16, he realised that he was gay. That bothered him a lot as he knew he would be lynched if people found out. So he left his community and travelled to north india where he learnt magic tricks.

But he was in love with a childhood friend called Johnny. So at the age of 30, he came back to his country and started his ministry.

(TBC)

Now, before you christ sheeple start getting worked up, my story has nothing to do with your god, Jesus Christ, the son of the living god who in his infinite mercy came and died for your sins so that you may be saved and spend eternity with him in paradise. No. Not him at all.

This story is of another man that claimed he was a doG. His real name was Yeshua but he asked his followers to call him Jizz-Us. He has many worshippers including my very alter ego self.
This thread is dedicated to him. He is foolish but we love him. You will learn a lot about him here.

Click "follow" and wait for updates.

obadiah777: look a few posts up ? people have bashed christianity. these are personal opinions. you cant moderate peoples opinions about issues. personal insults to members ? well thats a different story. the lord, and satan, i am sure can fight their own battles.

I will put this opinion to the test then.

obadiah777: the man makes his own decisions. he is a grown man. we have complete autonomy of action. he moderates how he wants to moderate and i moderate how i want to moderate

Well, why don't you moderate my complaint about the bashing of my Master, Satan the Greatest?

obadiah777: well its his or her personal opinion if they think christians are fools and they are entitled to it. its not particularly directed at a specific person

What of a story about Jizz-Us? Can I tell it here without complaints, warnings, post hidings and bans?

Can somebody please delete this thread and warn the OP. https://www.nairaland.com/1413128/why-devil-hates-how-response#17828988

The thread is offensive and insulting to Satanists. It is full of lies and false accusations. It seeks to demonise the peace loving followers of Satan. It broke rules 2, 3, 7, and 8.

How would christians and muslims feel if I go about posting that jesus amd mohamed are pure evil?

Ajibam, that you are a mod does not dispense you from following basic rules of social decorum and other rules of Nairaland.

Super Mods, Seun, are you seeing this? Is this what Nairaland is going to turn into? A Satan bashing forum?

Later

aManFromMars: Lb and Stryk

E too early for dis mumu..

You said "mumu"!

Don't let ajigbam see this or you'll get a 6 month ban.

To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to any religion.

Does this rule no longer apply? The OP is offensive in many respect especially to Satanists.

Moreover, the OP contravenes rules 2, 7, and 8.

Ajibam: @muskeeto
www.nairaland.com/505782/questions-comments-complaints-talk-moderators/168#17773951

Up there you said

"I see time hasn't diminished your foolishness"

The guy reported you,I shun it


Later you said to another guy

"Who is this mad person"

So that's why..
Thanks

Hehehe. This is laughable. We were calling each other fools before you came to this section. Infact, your co-mod Obadiah gave me an earful of quotes from the Book of Proverbs about how we heathens are fools.

"Who is this mad person" WTF? I thought muskeeto was making shit up! You actually banned him for asking this inoffensive question?

Christians! christians!! christians!!!

Ishilove: Finally, I have joined the ranks of those accused of being in posession of multiple monikers

It is a privilege.

Obinoscopy: You called a fellow NLer a mad man, that's not fair.

Even you.

I too give up.

I need my Satanic chatbox.

I already said it. It's not going to end well for ajibam.

^^^ there should be a rule against this.

No money. It's a big shame not being able to give when all around you are giving generously.

I will go to church when god provides me with tithe money.

Babiloko: [b]d classic wrk chovot halevovot quotes dis beautiful parable......once a rabbi entered a king's palace nd was granted audience wit d king. Nd d king asked im a question,"hw do u knw d existence of a creator?". D rabbi respectfully askd d king 2 liv d room 4 a short time. On d table was a quill,an inkwell nd sum paper. While d king was out of d room,d rabbi wrote a very beautiful poem on d paper. When d king returned he noticed d poem nd was amazed at its poetic style. D ink was stil wet nd d king praised d rabbi 4 writing such a beautiful poem. D rabbi replied dat he had nt written d poem, rather, he had taken d inkwell,poured it into d paper nd d letters formed themselves. D king ridiculed such suggestion sayin it wud b impossible for d ink 2 arrange itsef into a single letter,let alone a word,let alone a sentence and certainly nt a beautiful poem! The rabbi replied, "there is ur ansa. If d ink in d inkwell cannot form a poem without d hand of a poet. Then certainly d world. Wich is infinitely mur complex dan d poem. Could nt possibly form itsef without d hand of a master creator![/b]

Maybe there are many creators. Each specializing in his/her own field. You cannot tell me that the same creator that designed the moon on jupiter also spent time designing the vagina of dogs.

for sex, yes.
for long term relationship, no.

?T-Bleep

They were doing good and we were getting acquainted but you have to meddle and ban New Alfa in order to protect your baby mod, Ajibam. What you should have done is order him to ban Alfa himself. That should have manned him up. But you can't resist, can you!

The mods are doing alright. The problem is mostly the meddling Admin. And, you are putting too much pressure on them, making them make a few mistakes.

Just tell them your objectives in the background. Let them interact with us in their own ways. Build relations and learn how to handle situations in order to achieve set objectives. And be patient.

Mr Troll: they accused me of being you!

I know. I was rather expecting that you would be proud of being mistaken for the one and only Alfa of Nairaland but am rather disappointed that you spent considerable effort denying to be me. What is wrong in being me?

musKeeto: ^^^^^

Hee hee.. Where dat Alfa dey sef?

Here. Just back from a Satanic pilgrimage with confirmation from Seun that Ajigbam needs his protection.

muskeeto2: Ajibam, what did you ban me for?

Why are you new mods acting silly?

My post was: who is this mad person?

I wasn't insulting, mad means 'angry' just in case you don't know that.

You should know that if he were literate enough to distinguish the various meanings of "mad", he wouldn't be a christian. You should cut him some slack and understand his brain function. Just like dealing with the mentally retarded.

italo: So do you know when there were the first humans?

I already told you, there are no such things as first humans.

To make you understand it better answer this question for me: Look at your fingernails and tell me which day the fingernails you are looking at first appeared.

who is he?