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[quote author=uj_sizzle]@Alfa you'd prefer everyone came snarling and snapping at one another eh[/quote]is that what this thread is about?

gluv01: OR madam Ogugua is unable to concieve for like 10 years, and glory to God! He'll pass through sexskillz to give her twins then you'll believe his works.

please don't get me started.

slap1: I believe in miracles! Jesus Christ is Lord and He needs no mortal approval to validate His existence and powers!

Apparently he needs yours.

Yooguys: @EVERYBODY
i have bad news for all the haters in the house, am still alive and kicking. Unfortunately "Jehovah" was not smart enough to strike me dead.

2 more hours and it would have been 24 hours since this thread was commented on. Section getting borier every day.

FOLYKAZE: X in greek mean chi. And chi back then was used to represent Christ. My thought

In Igbo, chi means personal god.

rich boy can afford plane ticket to rome to see german babalawo. because jesus can't go to america so his miracles are reserved for the rich.

coolbrezz: Totally funny.kia!see as demons wey dey do magic dey deceive Una.There's only one God,who is the king of kings, the lord of lords,the lion of the tribe of juda,accient of days,the i am DAT i am,an the omni present who is known with many names like,Jehovah,elshadia,etc who lives in heaven an created all being including ur Mohammed.so any other apart from him(Jesus,jehova etc)is a canter fit.

so you were told.

To quit paradise in order to travel to mile 2? Something must be wrong with them.

Logicboy03: That is the double standard....no one cares about satanists.

It is actually very legal to be bigoted towards satanists.

Unfortunately



however, you called me "gay" first!

How is that an insult?

end time tinz

Logicboy03: Fail.....my heart has always been in a trinity-

-the mother- Ishilove aka old cargo
-the daughter- Bella
-and the holy atheist- Javanian

Amen

gay

manmustwac: @post
JeSoul would have just put your topic in the recycle bin and ban you for this thread

And where is she today? Satan always wins in the end.

obadiah777: all israel is stiff necked and rebellious. its our character flaw. well not me exactly. i have transcended being stiff necked and rebellious. i use discernment as a tool now. i pick and choose what the spirit tells me is right and leave the rest with no fuss

You err. Read advocate's quotes again. The lord made you more thick-headed than the isrealites.

HumbledbYGrace: Grammer police and co, please this is not the english department, mind you english aint our mama's tongue so please keep left before I ban you for life from this side of the campers.

Thanks

21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

HumbledbYGrace: Mehn m so going to enjoy this section, it would be boring without them

Well, it's either that or you'll catch a terminal affliction. Like your predecessor.

striktlymi: Maclatunji aint that bad. I believe he is greatly misunderstood.

In my view, he is just a 'freak' for rules which is not exactly a bad thing.

I wonder what the colour of your tongue is now with all the boots and ass you have been licking here.

demelza: Why would you guys give your court jester a name whose pronunciation is similar to the christian Jesus?
Satan's lost his creative mojo?

Says one whose god's name sounds like a censored website.

Haha. Look at christian brainwork. The objective wasn't to be creative but to butthurt you guys.

obadiah777: this was before i became a mod lol. like a week or two before i became a mod. he banned me for 1 week straight and then another time i think my ip got blocked cuz i couldnt even log on for a few days lol

So now that you are a mod, why are you no longer using the CAPS?

satanist: alfa have you accepted jizz-us as your lord and personal saviour.

he is inside of me

obadiah777: i got banned by sexkillz twice for posting on frontpage with caps

But you are a mod now. Like sexkills.

demelza: Oh! Thanks for the clarification.
I knew it wasnt in you guys nature anyway

It is however very telling that you know very little about your god that you would confuse it with our court jester.

demelza: Really?
But why does he try by all means to get back his former members who have left his fold to go to this "Jizzus"? Also I heard your master gets mad wen the dude's name is mentioned.
That seems to me to be insecurity coupled with jealousy.

I think you are confusing our man-god Jizz-Us with another god of the christians called Jesus. Please they are not the same. Jesus is an enemy of my Master and we fight him. Jizz-Us, on the other hand is the fool in our Master's court. A god made man for our amusement.

aManFromMars: IN PIDGIN..

oh boy, you just dey turn my bele... the way you dey do dey make fear catch me, *abeg, make una help me complete am *

I think what she is really trying to say is this: "Your words turn me on. Your whole being makes me weak at the knees. *Somebody catch me before I fall*"

aManFromMars: The Lord forgives and forgets...

The Lord giveth and taketh away.

aManFromMars: Oops, someone just dodged an aji BAN smooove...

Yes o! The baby mod need proverbs, idioms and nuances to be explained to him like he is 8. Maybe he actually is 8. At least his brain functions like one who is.

demelza: From your review, it seems like you have tried him. Hope your master wont go ballistic on your arsé

Try? No! We have past trying. He is now inside of us and is growing. His divine seed will manifest itself in a few months. My Master, unlike yours, is not a jealous type. He is very happy when we try new things.

Our man-god Jizz-Us demands that we worship him regularly.
The goal of the worship is to receive him in spirit. Here is how you do it.

Get down on your knees, raise your hands, close your eyes, open your mouth wide and shout "Jizz Us" "Jizz Us".

Keep shouting and soon enough he will come. He will come all over you and cover you with his divine blood. The white celled one which he sheds for your salvation. He will fill you up and plant a seed of renewal inside of you. The seed will grow and so will you.

Try Jizz-Us today. Taste him and see that he is good. Yummy indeed.