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PoliticsRe: UK Cancels Controversial 3000 Euro Bond Policy by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:40am On Jun 27, 2013
It was one of those goverment announcements made to calm right wing nutters. It is unworkable. It would be very costly to enforce. There are so many loopholes. When will they give you back the money? What if you claim interests in a court of law? How would they know that the person that they are giving back the money to is the person that gave it in the first place?

Then there is the question of affordability. Most people that are good enough to afford £3000 to start a business with might decide to go to other countries like ireland instead. This is detrimental to UK economy as it is an island. The cheap labour coming from these "poor" countries will cease forcing wages up. Another economic crisis. Then there will be retaliations from the affected countries. There are so many things that are negative about this policy which is why no other country has ever implemented it.

UK needs immigrants. Not the other round. Thay had to rescind it.
Christianity EtcRe: Is This Life After Death? Drummaboy Survives Electrocution. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:26am On Jun 27, 2013
Pastor Olu T: Man u need help and fast too, ur are confused and ur confusion is spelt with letter K to show how confused u are!

U don't believe Satan but worship him?

You are right i can't understand that!
I know I am right. You are a christian after all. One of the fundamental christian characteristics is the abject lack of understanding they exhibit due to their single mindedness.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:36pm On Jun 26, 2013
truthislight: Lol.

I trust you to always deliver.

You are saying that atheism and satanism is one inside the other. Ok.

But those in the first ^ bubble will always delude theselves saying it is not affiliated.

Do well to inform them please.

Ciao
I have informed them before. See here https://www.nairaland.com/1105108/all-atheists-satanists
PoliticsRe: A Court Rule On Biafra Vs Nigeria Case by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:54am On Jun 26, 2013
A member of the elders council, Bishop Enyioha also prayed for the Biafrans and told every Biafran where ever they are to observe praying and fasting every last Saturday of the month.
Make thunder fire that bishop and his foreign god.

No more hunger in Biafra! Ever. I will not starve myself because a man in a flowing colourful gown and a silly hat said so.

That bishop should starve himself everyday of the month. Ewu goD worshipper. These useless churches are our problem.
Christianity EtcRe: The Nigerian Christian Music Awards (ncma) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:47am On Jun 26, 2013
Salesboy: God is counting on you!
There you have it.

Lazy people always count on others to do their work for them. And you want me to worship him?

Come to Satan today where you can count on Satan and not the other way round.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:45am On Jun 26, 2013
Mudley313: for your mind now, you think say you make sense...satanism is the belief/worship of satan; atheism is a lack of belief in a deity...satan/lucifer/the devil (in the bible) is a christian invention and so is their god yahweh; since atheist don't believe in their god why would they believe in satan? i guess that's christian rationality for ya....

so, not believing satan exists in the first place counts as actively worshiping satan; and also, having never watched a single basketball game in your entire life counts as being an L.A. Lakers fan?


oh, i get it...atheists are under his evil influence don't ya know. *rollseye*
Are you an atheist?
Christianity EtcRe: Is This Life After Death? Drummaboy Survives Electrocution. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:36am On Jun 26, 2013
kambo: @d bolded . The devil,Satan, doesnt attack those in his bag. If u'v never given ur life 2 christ ur a child of satan (whether u like it or not) . He wont bother u cuz ur already lost (hell bound) plus livg for him , doing wat pleases him e.g gettg mor ppl 2 curse God as an atheist etc.
But wen u bcom born again, translated into the kingdom of Christ, u bcom his enemy . He,satan, launches a compromising attack against u , i.e make u saddle sin and christianity together, ths way ur effectvely useless spiritually. Say d bait may b sex(a favrite), money (greed/stealg/not payg tithe etc), prayerlessness, timidity (too ashamed to identify as a christian etc) , pleasure seekg over and above seekg God , over busyness with wrldly pursuits hence no time 4 God, ths handles majority of d chrstian wrld but for d die hard remnants who are immune to d taunts and jeers of being called a fundamentalist christian , who do d wrks of Jesus winng souls 4 heaven , he launches outright frontal attacks . He attacks their cashflow, their health, their marraige, their reputation, their career, attacks them thru accidents plans for their death etc y d hatred. Well satan has no love but he gets enraged wen he suffers loss and the stakes here arent gold and silver or thngs but human souls. Its all about human souls.
I think you confuse Satan with Yahweh, the angry and jealous one.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:25am On Jun 26, 2013
truthislight: That is why you keep moving from atheist to satanism since the message of the bible flew over your head when you said you were a christian.

Your mind is playing tricks on you.

While you think with your dick while reading the bible what did you expect ?

cool
You can't move from atheism to Satanism. It's like saying I'm moving from Eko to Lagos, or I'm flying from the world to Earth. Makes no sense.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:23pm On Jun 25, 2013
CyberG: You are the one who is deranged for you don't know what you want! Foreigners can not be elected to lead an independent Nigeria! There is no apologies for that - you people and your fathers make ibo the pariah it is today! If an Efik man goes up against an ibo man in Nigerian election, the Efik man will most likely come up with the electoral victory.
Who wants your vote? Abeg go siddon. We are in charge already. Remove us and beg all the rest of your miserable existence.

Oh! So your European-armed murderers killed a few of us in 1967 -1970 and it got in your head that you are in charge? Haha. Let me laugh. Intelligence was just transfered to the next generation of Igbos while you still wallow in foolishness. That is why we are gradually taking over everywhere.

Please you got any land to sell in Ogun State? I am serious.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:09pm On Jun 25, 2013
CyberG: You want Biafra and you want to be president of Nigeria? How is that possible? Last time you tried this biafranistic misadventure you helped to kill 3 M ibos, how many do you want now to sacrifice to your blood thirsty gods in okija forest!? This is why Nigeria does not trust you people! angry angry
But you still want us in your country? Go figure. Igbo derangement syndrome.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:07pm On Jun 25, 2013
Well named, Fanny Kayode.

He had to go to his Fulani masters' house to warn them. Ewu yoruba.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:06pm On Jun 25, 2013
biafranqueen: Well all I have to say to my people is you have a year to build up and clean up the East is still under developed
Those willing to die for the few elite that will rule you and continue the kleptocracy in your separate country will be in London and the and States while you fight a bloody battle
Shedding blood is not the answer war never works only the West will benefit from all the guns and bullets they will sell to Nigeians
Have we not learned from
Liberia
Rwanda
Sudan
Somila
Our own civil war am sure those screaming for war were not even born yet my age mates better beware war is never the answer and the people have a hard time bouncing back as a whole stop praying for blood spilling
Your moniker is an insult to a lot of people.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:32pm On Jun 25, 2013
nedu2000: hmmmm,I'm gonna 'ave a tough time here,but I bet its an old testament portion,the new testament is a 'new convenant' with God. We should understand that we are limited in our thinking & understanding,how much of the universe have we seen?how much of history have we wittnessed?how does it feel to die?what comes after death?can U̶̲̥̅̊ count the sand in the desert or the stars in the sky?can we explain why 'good' people still suffer?All these questions can't be answered or understood by any human being but from an omni-present,omini-science being.......U̶̲̥̅̊ have nothing to lose by acknowledging Him
This is why you are still a christian: you haven't read your bible yet.
Christianity EtcRe: Is This Life After Death? Drummaboy Survives Electrocution. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:30pm On Jun 25, 2013
Sometimes when I peep inside some evagelical churches with people speaking in tongues, they actually look like they are being electrocuted.

OP, did you feel the power of the holy spirit during the electrocution or that of phcn?
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Religion; All These Pastors Also Know! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:41pm On Jun 25, 2013
musKeeto: My dad suspects. Mom has no clue. I find myself repeating 'Amen' to her prayers whenever we speak over the phone. My brother and an uncle are fully aware. It was a shock to my brother though, as some years back, I was the one preaching to him.
Hypocrite!
Christianity EtcRe: Is This Life After Death? Drummaboy Survives Electrocution. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:54am On Jun 25, 2013
DrummaBoy: This is the reason why I have thought that the call to give atheist, satanist, agnostics and the likes, a forum of thier own is a welcome idea. I believe that is what led to the establishment of the Islamic forum under religion. They could simply call "Free Thinkers" forum.

Because does one explain issues to Alfa without upsetting him any further. We simply are not on the same page.
You can't upset me. See my signature.

Upsets and whinnings are for little children that throw toys out of the pram when challenged logically. What did your god say again? His kingdom is full of little children. Either that is how he sees you people or he is like Michael Jackson.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Abraham Lincoln. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:54am On Jun 25, 2013
OP, thunder fire your entire generation from the big bang until the last day.
CrimeRe: 4 Convicts Hanged In Edo by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:34am On Jun 25, 2013
I bet they were singing praises and holding bibles while being led to the slaughter.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Dumps Politics For Evangelism, Organizes Nationwide Crusades by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:25am On Jun 25, 2013
kumbalo: do you work in Hell or are you an agent there -#justCurious
Both.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favorite Bible Verse/verses? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:21am On Jun 25, 2013
My favourite passages are censored on nairaland. It involves fathers forcing their daughters to be gang-banged analy by crazy gay men.
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Religion; All These Pastors Also Know! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:16am On Jun 25, 2013
I remember the catechist telling us that reading any other religious book except catholic ones was a great unpardonable sin against the holy spirit. One way ticket to hell fire. How that kept me in ignorance for years until one day when I was so bored I grabed a book called America in Prophecy which didn't look like a religious book but after a while started opening my eyes as to the real barbaric nature of the catholic church.
Christianity EtcRe: PLS Advice A Spiritual Attacked Friend by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:10am On Jun 25, 2013
I can see that the anti-knowledge bot has been reactivated again.
Christianity EtcRe: Is This Life After Death? Drummaboy Survives Electrocution. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:04am On Jun 25, 2013
Pastor Olu T: Thank God for ur life @ Drummerboy, u shall not die but live to declare the name of the Lord in the land of the living! I rejoice with .

@ Alfa, i have always told u about the irony of ur life, u don't believe there is a God but yet worship Satan? To be more reasonable as u always appear n no longer display ur ignorance, admit there is a GOD but u just don't believe in Him!
There is no god but only in your head. Satan as well, whom I choose to worship instead of the wicked one.

Christian block heads will never understand.
Christianity EtcRe: GOD DOSE EXIST!! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:13pm On Jun 24, 2013
Chibuebem: nawa o. Do you have sense at all huh Chai!
If your mama get sense, she wouldn't have given birth to a useless piece of junk like you. Ewu jesus lover.
Christianity EtcRe: Please See This Small Clip And Comment by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:54am On Jun 24, 2013
Guy fear repeat everything they tell am. If not, there would have been a stoning to death of infidel after the service.
PoliticsRe: Your Assesment Of Nairaland by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:30am On Jun 24, 2013
neneslim: i see u yakataaa. I even see ur nyash join. See u tjey fear ban. Talk ur mind. Dem No go ban u. No worry. U get condom protection Alfa
Me fear ban? I guess you don't know about Alfa.
Christianity EtcRe: Is This Life After Death? Drummaboy Survives Electrocution. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:28am On Jun 24, 2013
^^^ Like I said, I know you won't understand me.
christian. typical.
PoliticsRe: Your Assesment Of Nairaland by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:09am On Jun 24, 2013
neneslim: yes.
Tell them say you no see me.

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