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Christianity EtcRe: Should Obadiah777 Be Put To The Sword? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2013
deebrain: As great as yr bible gives judgement, it told u that the greatest law is the law of love. As bad as the person u painted is, it told u to love him as u love yrself. If the love yr bible talks about involves killing, then please dont tell us to help u-kill him yrself!
Nahum 1:2-6

2 The Lord is a jealous and avenging God;
the Lord takes vengeance and is filled with wrath.
The Lord takes vengeance on his foes
and vents his wrath against his enemies.
3 The Lord is slow to anger but great in power;
the Lord will not leave the guilty unpunished.
His way is in the whirlwind and the storm,
and clouds are the dust of his feet.
4 He rebukes the sea and dries it up;
he makes all the rivers run dry.
Bashan and Carmel wither
and the blossoms of Lebanon fade.
5 The mountains quake before him
and the hills melt away.
The earth trembles at his presence,
the world and all who live in it.
6 Who can withstand his indignation?
Who can endure his fierce anger?
His wrath is poured out like fire;
the rocks are shattered before him.
Jokes EtcRe: How To Cook Yoruba. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:18pm On Jul 13, 2013
Why is this site changing the name of a sweet lovely soup to a tribe's name?

There is a soup called Yoruba.
Christianity EtcShould Obadiah777 Be Put To The Sword? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 5:55pm On Jul 13, 2013
The bible is very clear about what should be done to false prophets. Majority of christians here accept that:
1 - Obadiah777 is a false prophet.
2 - Biblical commands must be obeyed.

Here is what the bible said about false prophets.

Deuteronomy 18:20

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death.”

Jeremiah 14:15

15 Therefore this is what the Lord says about the prophets who are prophesying in my name: I did not send them, yet they are saying, ‘No sword or famine will touch this land.’ Those same prophets will perish by sword and famine.

Zechariah 13:3

3 And if anyone still prophesies, their father and mother, to whom they were born, will say to them, ‘You must die, because you have told lies in the Lord’s name.’ Then their own parents will stab the one who prophesies.


In the light of these injunctions by God Almighty, what is Obadiah777 still doing alive?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Comes First With Most Christians In Africa by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:38pm On Jul 13, 2013
italo: Imo - 100:0

Anambra- 100:0

Enugu - 100:0

Abia - 100:0

Ebonyi - 100:0
In your dream.

You'll be amazed the number of Satanists in those states.
Christianity EtcRe: Why We Must Eradicate God Off Our Planet Immediately. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:35pm On Jul 13, 2013
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
Christianity EtcRe: When I Get To Heaven: Satiric Hymn By Phenomenon by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:41am On Jul 13, 2013
Nice.
I wonder what you'll sing when you find yourself in hell.
Christianity EtcRe: Some of our pastors are indeed leading us to heaven by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:23pm On Jul 12, 2013
Good. Good. Excellent news. 1 more human.
Christianity EtcRe: What Kind Of Prophet Of God That Will Marry A 6year Old Girl? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:17pm On Jul 12, 2013
benalvino: Can God be backing a prophet that gets married to a 6 year old Girl?
Don't be surprise to know that some religions are heavily reliant on such a prophet...
Question is will God ever use such a prophet?
Why not?

You ask this question with disdain because it concerns another religion. But in your religion let's see who your god used and what he ordered them to do.

Prophet Hosea: Ordered by your god to go and marry an ashawo.

Samarians: Your god ordered their pregnant women be ripped open and their babies dashed to death on the ground.

Banjamites: Ordered by your god to kill a whole people and take their young girls as wives. (Yes! including 6 year old ones!)

Abraham: Ordered by your god to marry his sister, then ordered to kill his son.

Job: Ordered by your god that his family be wiped out.

Joseph: Ordered by your god to marry a pregnant "virgin" huh

Jesus: Ordered by your god to get himself killed.

And many more.

Here is your god talking about how to sell your daughters.

Exodus 21:7-11

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.

Do you think he is concerned about the age of the young girls for whom he was making the rules about their buying, selling, submission and servitude?
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Happening In Churches? This Is Really Bad O. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:10am On Jul 12, 2013
alexleo: I went to see my elder sister and her hubby on tuesday evening. As I was there, a church(Lord's Chosen) on their street was holding a service and the speakers blasting around the area(as usual among Nigerian churches). I was baffled to hear the leading minister telling them to pray against all their enemies, that madness and poverty should befall them and their children's children up to their fourth generation. Come and hear the volume of prayers. What sort of rubbish is going on in churches? Now when they started singing, here are the words of their song- "the God of my pastor's power, answer me". This really got me worried and sad. Is this what Jesus said we should do? Brethren how do we arrest this ugly developments in the end time church? Things are getting out of hand. Meanwhile Jesus is coming soon.
You need to visit a Satanists Gathering.
Christianity EtcRe: The Message Of The Cross. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:08am On Jul 12, 2013
Thanks mod for deleting that offensive post. Luckily for their god, you are here to make sure he is not blasphemed or insulted or offended in any way. What would god do without you? More grease to your muscles, thou great soldier of the godly. god works in miraculous ways even by allowing the creation of the "hide this post" button.
Christianity EtcRe: Saved But Still Bound - Loose Him And Let Him Go! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:09am On Jul 12, 2013
Here they come again. Agents of darkness. Keeping Africa backwards with books written by cavemen.
Christianity EtcRe: Ahamefuna, May My Name Never Be Found Wanting by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:07am On Jul 12, 2013
I was goint to agree with you, the I realised that my great grand father never even heard of the bible and that whoever is writing those names in your big book (why not use a laptop? saves load of space) did not even know how to pronounce his name. So I'm sure his name is not in your book. So therefore, I don't want my name in your book. Where my great grand dad went, there I goeth.
Christianity EtcRe: HOAX Alert!!!: NASA Didnt Discover Any Tablet On Mars. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:57am On Jul 12, 2013
wiegraf: But you are lousy at it. For instance, you just quoted yahweh. That's like bringing an FTL starship to a foot race. That kindly granny that would never harm a fly would look like a world class troll by simply quoting yahweh. True pro trolls would never use such a cheap tactic

Then again, nls heavyweight champion of trolling, 'oh he of many ids', approves. There might be hope for you
I would pretend I didn't see the bolded.
Christianity EtcRe: How Yahweh's Jealousy Stripped Him Of Being The Only God by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:06pm On Jul 11, 2013
CATCHYBLOGGER: I understand your argument. Literally speaking, He is not the only god. But according to Christianity and Judaism, He is the true God. Some of His children are fighting to overthrow His government, with the prominent ones declaring themselves gods and goddesses in the process thereby provoking his jealousy and anger. grin The day He finally looses His cool (according to Christianity), He will take care of the rebellion once and for all. huh Let's assume His love for his children still outweighs the jealousy you are talking about. wink
You also know that according to these doctrines, he created these other "false" gods.
Christianity EtcMother, Teresa Sees Angel In Son, Gabriel's Orange. (photo) by AlfaSeltzer(op): 6:36pm On Jul 11, 2013
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/11/article-0-1AC2B33C000005DC-438_634x604.jpg

Mother-of-one Terisa was slicing an orange when she saw the heavenly figure of an angel appear in front of her.

Nursery school teacher Terisa, 41, said that she found the sighting of the angel in her kitchen reassuring after she had a spate of bad news.

Her nine-year old son Gabriel had recently been diagnosed with a kidney problem, and she had discovered that her child maintenance payments were to be cut.

'When I noticed the angel appear it brightened my mood and it was as if someone was watching and looking after me' she added.

'My son has been quite ill and there was unfortunate news about the maintenance payments so I was feeling a bit sorry for myself, so it was a lovely image to see.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2360086/Angel-appears-mother-Terisa-slices-open-orange-sons-called-Gabriel-too.html
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Is Coming Very Soon by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:32pm On Jul 11, 2013
Les: Christianity na tough course, well, I thank God for his grace... Alfa, one thing you should know is that you can't demoralize any Christian here... cool
Yes I can and have been doing so for months now.
Christianity EtcRe: How Yahweh's Jealousy Stripped Him Of Being The Only God by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:06pm On Jul 11, 2013
Rossikk: Do you realise that Ibinukpabi, the famed and dreaded Igbo god/oracle at Arochukwu, once demanded same of his initiates?

Does that make him the Creator?
Don't take Ibinukpabi's name in vain. Be warned.

Don't mention his name online. For your and your family's sake.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Is Coming Very Soon by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:04pm On Jul 11, 2013
nne4: olivergirl,God will deliver you and make your garment to be white as snow.pray for revival and also go for deliverance if you want to really excel in your calling.God loves you thats why he showed u the revelation.tnxs for sharing d revelation i have learnt alot.
Omo comes to mind.
Christianity EtcRe: In What Does Seun Believe? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:04pm On Jul 11, 2013
texanomaly: We have seven pages of mostly nonsense. These are the only quotes I have found by Seun. Was this thread a joke? I was actually curious. After 7 pages I still don't know "what Seun believes". I know he said that he left faith, because it failed him. He stated that. Someone said he is an atheist and an agnostic. Seun did not say either. Another comment was that he is a Muslim. Seun did not say he is, or isn’t. Perhaps you, Seun, feel it is not our business. I can live with that. Is it possible, Seun, to at least acknowledge that it is not? I admit I am curious. Obviously there are others who are also curious. However, I am willing to accept that it is not my business to know.

Now, if you do not mind telling us what you believe. Hmmm…I just realized, I don’t even remember the original question. So here it is. The question was not “What do you believe.”



The questions were as follows:

Do you have a bias against Christianity?

What or who do you worship?

Simple questions: Tell us it is none of our business, or answer please. Perhaps you simply choose not to. That is a cop-out. At least, “It’s none of your business" is a stand. Have you ever heard the phrase: ‘If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.

Thank you,
Tex
One thing is for sure: Seun believes in Fatwa. He can give you thousands of dollars if you approach him with a Fatwa or threat of Fatwa. He can even dash you a big section of his website to do as you please as long as you don't bring him into the presence of the almighty Fatwa.

There you have it. That's his major belief for now.

Other beliefs include hiring frustarted mods that don't know the meaning of moderating and think that to moderate a forum is to ban people they don't like. He also believes he's a busy man and have no time for his website members' opinions. He believes he is greater and bigger than all of you. He believes in a lot of things.

But why are you bothered about his beliefs anyway? Wetin concern you with what he believes or doesn't believe. You just sound like a busybody that won't mind her own business. He can believe whatever he wants, so stop disturbing people here. Seun is nobody special, just a website owner like millions of other people.
Christianity EtcRe: The Toughest Letter I've Ever Written by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:55pm On Jul 11, 2013
No time for self pity. Now that you know better, you can tell your parents to go Bleep themselves. This cry cry will only make your situation worse. Look ahead, not back. Most parents (even you) make mistakes with their children. So get over it. You are a lucky one. Think of millions of your age mates that still wallow in religious ignorance.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Return With A Formatted Mind? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:47pm On Jul 11, 2013
bigfrancis021: That is a very erroneous belief to take into the afterlife when you die. In your soul state you've always known the truth that you're immortal. That you've been made to forget your immortal existence doesn't mean that life doesn't exist beyond death. Be careful with this belief of yours especially when dying because whatever beliefs you harbor about the afterlife while alive and whatever you expect to see after death are what you see immediately you die. If you believe life ends at death, when you die all you'll see initially will be nothingness, the existence of nothing. You'll find yourself lost, groping around aimlessly in some massless place. Its only an illusion however for if you change your belief right immediately and expect to see something else, say a fairy land , it appears right before you. Don't harbor this belief and carry it into the afterlife only to be welcome into an illusion of nothingness while you spend eons of time groping around endlessly in it because you believe its what lies after death while your other mates with strong beliefs in heaven and the afterlife will die and enter heaven as expected. And maybe by the time you realize that your belief was erroneous, eons of time might have been wasted away in your illusion while your mates in earth may have died, reincarnated again twice, maybe thrice and progressed way more than you.
Chineke m eee! People really do believe all kinds of nonsense.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right To Worship On The Road Picture by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:43pm On Jul 11, 2013
Economic woes cause mental problems making people do foolish things.

A Satanist can never sink so low.

And that policeman should be fired for allowing illegal obstruction of a public road.
Christianity EtcRe: Tithe Is Illegal by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:41pm On Jul 11, 2013
You must pay it if you want to remain a christian. To stop paying tithe is the first step towards Satan. We would naturally want you to stop going to church and paying tithes, but the decision is yours.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Is Coming Very Soon by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2013
See madness.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Return With A Formatted Mind? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:39pm On Jul 11, 2013
There is no such thing as a previous life. Infact if you exist today, it is just because your papa didn't cath ghonorhea or syphilis that would kill his ozoids when he was young. If he did you wouldn't exist. And thank doG your mum didn't abort.
Christianity EtcRe: How Yahweh's Jealousy Stripped Him Of Being The Only God by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:31am On Jul 11, 2013
I think that statement shows how insecure yahweh really is.

just look at his followers. Very dodgy set of people.
Christianity EtcRe: HOAX Alert!!!: NASA Didnt Discover Any Tablet On Mars. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:24am On Jul 11, 2013
Mr Troll: I'm a JEALOUS troll angry
Thou shalt have no other troll before me angry angry

And yo! You don't tell me how to do my job.last warning.
grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: My Faith Verses Near Death Experiences - I'm Losing It. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:18pm On Jul 10, 2013
frosbel: thanks, I guess one of us can start one this week for daily exposition and learning.

thanks again.
Can I join?
Christianity EtcRe: My Faith Verses Near Death Experiences - I'm Losing It. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:46pm On Jul 10, 2013
ndlife: I don't understand what u people are saying here, please someone should enlight me.
Read from page 1. You'll get a clearer picture.
Christianity EtcRe: My Faith Verses Near Death Experiences - I'm Losing It. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:22pm On Jul 10, 2013
Abu Mikey: Wrong Identity Alfa!!undecided
Alfa is Alfa. Nothing wrong about my identity. I have never hidden myself. All alfas are in me as I am in them.

Will you call jesus, wrong identity god, or god wrong identity holy spirit? They are all the same.
Christianity EtcRe: My Faith Verses Near Death Experiences - I'm Losing It. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:44pm On Jul 10, 2013
ledafaze: Are you for real... as in for real or just a joke... Your signature is undecided
Why do you think it's a joke?

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