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RomanceRe: I Mistakenly Got A Friend Pregnant And Now This Is Happening..wat Should I Do??? by alizma: 10:47am On Aug 28, 2022
ccjoe:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. I'm a promising young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom, I never knew it will end like this.
Pls i'm just an orphan and still very young.. I need advice on how to handle this situation now..

##Mature minds only and no insult pls.
You want matured advise, are you matured....you don't need insult, ok let's praise you, congratulations bro, you be man, e no dey easy to pregnant a woman. You are a hero among your equals, abi how many of your set don pregnant their bestie?
You better welcome all comments, maybe out of them someone will tell you a bitter truth.

Well, I will advise you sit the girl down and both discuss the situation, first discuss on what do you both want to happen to the pregnancy, to keep or terminate it, your answers will open you to the next discussion, if you want to keep it, how do you go about taking care of yourselves and the baby, if you wish to terminate it, how do you go about it in such a way that you don't get a quack involved and ended up in prison while the other person rest in peace?
Any of the two options may require that you involve your parents/ guidian to be on the safe side. You just have to brace up and owned up that you have don something that needs to be handled and handled well.
If you are going to keep it, make sure there is provision for that either from her parents or your guidian or both and if you are going to terminate it, make sure her mind is prepared for that base on good reason that is both understandable by both of you and involve, if possible, both her parents and your guidian.
Most importantly, no quack must be involved in terminating the pregnancy should that be the option.
CrimeRe: Man Laments As Prostitute He Carried Stole Diamond Earrings, Chain & Passport by alizma: 9:37am On Aug 28, 2022
Dumb girl, they are never satisfied. Imagine stealing the guy's passport, of what use to her is the passport biko?
BusinessRe: Tobi Amira: Moniepoint Processes $7 Billion Dollars Monthly In Nigeria (Video) by alizma: 4:26am On Aug 27, 2022
For Rivers na Opay get the larger share of that market.
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Think The Road In Front Of Their House Belongs To Them? by alizma: 8:04pm On Aug 26, 2022
Bluffly:
Dumb, dont change gear. You entered an estate and parked infront of a house. Infact it is time-wasting to argue with idiots. I am sure you did that with a stupid person perhaps like you.


It is public fund that did the road in an estate abi.
If you didn't read the post from the beginning, I will advise you go back and read it. He said he parked on the road in front of a house. I don't know where you leave but I for one understand clearly what OP is saying because I have had such experience on several occasions with house and shop owners. Once I am on the road and I am not disturb by government officials, I am ready to give it back to any individual or group in their own measure. Don't be too blind to read the topic before jumping into argument with people.
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Think The Road In Front Of Their House Belongs To Them? by alizma: 7:52pm On Aug 26, 2022
Bluffly:
Look at how dumb you suggestion is. You want to accuse the house owner you patled in front of his house for kidnapping. Please go and face ypur studies
You will know that my advise is not dumb the day you or any of your relations try that rubbish with me. I have don it before and I will do it again when the opportunity provide itself. Since some of you think you are mad, people like me will always remind you that madness is in every man, how we all manage it is what differentiate us from others. I parked on a road constructed with public funds of which I am one and because you think you build house there, you have the right to deflate my tyre, you will hear am hot.
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Think The Road In Front Of Their House Belongs To Them? by alizma: 2:45pm On Aug 26, 2022
sukkot:
I have had issues with 'mad' Nigerians over this madness. you will see people put tire on the road in front of their house so that you will not park in front of their house like did you pay for the road too? Is the road your property?

And when you park there they will leak your tire. Please, do these idiots know that their property does not extend beyond the fence you paid for? You don't own the road. I hate these people with this entitlement mindset. One idiot haas actually leaked my tire because I parked on government road that happens to be in front of his property. You will see these demonic sons of baal disfigure the whole place by putting tires on roads in front of their house so someone does not park there.

This has happened to me in estates too. When you buy a house in a gated estate do you buy the road in front of your house with it? I seriously need an answer to this particular question because I have had troubles with people in gated estates who think the road in front of their house is theirs and no one can park on it?
Sometimes you save some money for this kind of wahala, park somewhere, leave your vehicle to a distance not too far, if anyone try to deflect your tyre don't disturb him just make a video of him/her, thereafter you drive out like that so that the tyre will completely damage then go to police and register a case of attempted kidnapped because whoever deflect your tyre can pass for many possible case. Then tell the police that you are too scared to go there on that day.that you need to see your doctor. Then the following, by which time the criminal must have forgotten the case, return to the station for your case let them picked him and charge him for attempting to kidnap you for ransom. By the time the person finished with that case and buy you a new tyre, next time he won't try it.
RomanceRe: Lady 'Tackles' Other Ladies That Say They Cant Date Broke Men (Video) by alizma: 12:30am On Aug 26, 2022
[quote author=Yewandequeen post=116062298]Very nice.

Na yahoo Boys spoil most of them and the worst part is they dont earn 1kobo yet want to be living large.

If many of these ladies work hard and know how hard it is to make money they will appreciate the effort and every penny of a broke guy.
No one wishes to be broke angry[/quote,]
God bless you
CelebritiesRe: Abike Dabiri Joins The Kizz Daniel "Buga" Challenge (video) by alizma: 12:23am On Aug 26, 2022
Zonefree:
Buga challenge wey end like 3 months ago :-

Slow minds occupying sensitive position. Foolish people!
If you have a mother like her you won't be where you are today. She is not the cause of your frustration, go and meet your parents. Ragtag children born by frustrated parents who couldn't control their urge for careless sex.
TravelRe: Lagos Red Rail Project: Pictures Of The Different Railway Stations by alizma: 11:36pm On Aug 25, 2022
pricklewane:
But anamabra imo Enugu Abia Ebonyi that are not embezzling fund will not be able to build this even when Jesus as come n gone. I hope you can now understand why they say you come from the most foolish tribe ever created by God.
You didn't get my post clearly, we are on the same page. Those state you mentioned have plan to spend their state money in the underworld. Obi is the chief custodian of their money.
TravelRe: Lagos Red Rail Project: Pictures Of The Different Railway Stations by alizma: 10:00pm On Aug 25, 2022
Eko for show. See how Tinubu is embezzling Lagos money.
PoliticsRe: Outcome Of Investigation Into Itunu Babalola’s Death Will Shocking - Abike Dabir by alizma: 9:58pm On Aug 25, 2022
patwilly:
she's the first EVER NIDCOM director isn't she? What are you talking about?
What I am saying is that no one has ever paid attention to Nigerians in diaspora as this woman, we get updates as regards issues concerning our brothers and sisters outside the shore of Nigeria, she responds to issues as at when due yet Nigerians are not appropriative of her effort. As far as I am concerned, I have never seen someone responding to my brothers and sisters abroad as much as this woman. Why do we have to look down on her efforts all the time? This attitude is not encouraging and may cause the next person to only focused on his pocket because he/she will assumed that no amount of sacrifice can satisfy Nigerians and that is very bad. I have never been this up to date in what happens to Nigerians outside Nigeria as I am with this administration. Granted the administration has it's own shortfall but justice demand that we give praise where it is due and I think the NIDCOM boss is doing great and should be appreciated.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Wike, Obi Others Meet In London by alizma: 4:54pm On Aug 25, 2022
The stew go sweet but very hot.
PoliticsRe: 25 Facts About MT Heroic Idun (Crude Oil Tanker) By Tolu Ogunlesi by alizma: 3:19pm On Aug 25, 2022
Ok
RomanceRe: Jennifer Flavin, Sylvester Stallone's Wife Files For Divorce After 25 Years by alizma: 2:16pm On Aug 25, 2022
baretalk:
Damn, she needs the money to go enjoy her life.
She go look for one young and energetic African guy. I hope you Gerrit?
This is what Sir Pete Edoche was telling us. They preach one man one woman to us but they hide the fact that they ended up marrying up to four wives before the end of their life time
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Lost My Job by alizma: 11:42am On Aug 25, 2022
Viccur:
I just lost my job, I can't even describe how I'm feeling at the moment. I lost it same month I got it last year. It is well huh
No time to waste, I expect you to immediately market yourself alongside the job lost post. Tell nairalanders what you can do, your location to the nearest local government if possible. Someone may just read and understand what it means to lost a job and possibly want to help.
Telling us you lost your job only is of no use to you neither have you don anything to help your situation through the post. Well if what you want is an emotionally wrapped sorry, then you have gotten plenty of it.
EducationRe: Ekiti State University Calls Off ASUU Strike by alizma:
No sane person that listened to Yahaya Bello's interview will not understand that this strike can be resolved amicably without losing the objective. All that is needed is understanding and concern for the students from both parties.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Performs Ground Breakin Ceremony Of Food Security And Logistics Hub by alizma: 7:36pm On Aug 24, 2022
Lagos, a country inside another. Tinubu is embezzling Lagos money while Obi is protecting Anambra state money. They will use the money when they get to heaven.
EventsRe: The Decoration Smoke A Lady Ordered For Her Wedding & What She Got (Pix, Video) by alizma: 5:52pm On Aug 24, 2022
No home like naija. Just when I thought today is too hectic to smile after the work, this come to my rescue.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ivan Sushko, Putin Chief, Killed By Car Bomb by alizma: 4:40pm On Aug 24, 2022
Bad people, they just target his third leg and the rest is history.
FamilyRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Man Earning 100k In This Present Economy. Ur Sincere by alizma: 3:52pm On Aug 24, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
He's earning a 100k and wants to settle down. Can you as a lady earning a little above him agree to marry him?

Is it advisable to enter into marriage with such income considering the situation of the economy?
How much are you earning, let's start with what you are bringing to the table, abi you dey handicap?
PoliticsRe: 2023: Kwankwaso Campaign Trail Lands In Bauchi (photos) by alizma: 3:50pm On Aug 24, 2022
jkpbestseries:
the use military rule us for years and now, they want to rule us for many years in democray. Fear north and overlook our southern brothers that sees VP positions as birth right
Oga no dey panic like this na, una do 10million match nobody complain, just this small testing wey kwakwanso say make him do for Tinubu, you don dey cry.
PoliticsRe: Who Are These Obidients? They Are EVERYWHERE — Femi Fani-Kayode by alizma: 9:18am On Aug 24, 2022
All Nigerian feather weight politicians are hedging ahead of 2023 election. They are neither here nor there.
PoliticsRe: Untold Story Of ‘Bishop’s’ Attack In Abuja Market by alizma: 9:32am On Aug 23, 2022
majamajic:
Police identified him as the Tinubu bishop not as bishop , which christian Bishop work as a welder ? Or u don't know what is Bishop ?

He went there as a bishop , not even a pastor .
You people will never listen before responding, he was there to get plumbing material. Even if he is a welder or plumber, please show me where it's written in the Bible that serving in God's vineyard means abstaining from other profession?
PoliticsRe: Untold Story Of ‘Bishop’s’ Attack In Abuja Market by alizma: 9:17am On Aug 23, 2022
Zionmdde:
He was lucky he didn't impersonate an imam, his head would have been on one mallam stick by now. The fact Christianity teaches leaving vengeance for God doesn't still mean he will insult one of the highest position in Christian leadership
Did you read the part where the police identify him as Bishop or you skip that?
LP should continue the madness, let see where it will take them to. Freedom of association is now under threat courtesy of Labour party.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Knelt Down To Greet Atiku At NBA Conference (Photos, Video) by alizma: 10:10pm On Aug 22, 2022
I am not his fan but that is a good political move in Nigeria political terrain. My worries have been, how will he manage the country in the midst of all these gladiators but with this kind of style, he could be let be even if he wins.
If you understand Nigerian politics and the situation at hand very well, you will understand that Obi would beg to leave the office even if he wins but by grace, the gladiators may just ignore and let him be.
CultureRe: Misuzulu KaZwelithini: New Zulu King Had To Kill This Lion To Become Monarch by alizma: 4:11pm On Aug 22, 2022
TMKsouth:
It's a sacred royal act that can't be shown in public okay angry grin
Which royal act? Guy man enter one of the country's reserve in a vehicle, look for one innocent lion and shot it from the vehicle and then step down to snap with it and you said is a royal act.
CareerRe: Moment A Rescue Worker "Cried" During Training (video) by alizma: 1:55pm On Aug 22, 2022
Lol, she won go collect her own share of the national cake
FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife Using A Vibrator by alizma: 9:57am On Aug 22, 2022
chatinent:
Can you do what I'll say?

If you can, snub her intimately for three months...don't ask, don't act like you do want, don't do petty intimacies. Allow her to herself. Don't quarrel or speak rudely to her tho..in fact, be more lovely and hypercaring...but don't agree to intimacies.

Don't act angry! Act very happy always...esp when you return.

Talk normally and more confidently.

She'll feel you're getting it outside and watch the magic. This will introduce a foundation for discussion and settlement...and everyone learning simple lessons.

This life na common sense.

Lastly, chief, in anything you are doing in this life, don't ever reject food.
I will assume that you take the position of elders hence you don't want to say everything in public, else how do you advise a man to stay off sex for 3 month without telling him to have a babe outside but not for less serious relationship?
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: Nigerians Should Be Happy About Tinubu, Shettima Combo by alizma: 10:09am On Aug 20, 2022
NamelessOGBENI:
I remember those days when Hahaha Bello was surrounded by praise singers and drop out motivational speakers telling him he's the best thing Nigeria need...

Now the story don change.
The story only change for some but for others, the story is still the same. Watch the interview and you will understand better.
RomanceRe: I'm Scared To Ask Her For Sex by alizma:
yemite100:
I want you to advise me on what to do, I'm finding it hard to ask this girl for sex, she has been with me for the past three days now, we sleep together on the same bed but I'm always scared to touch her in the night, even as i type this message she is beside me watching Korean fil
It's really giving me sleepless night, I don't know how to ask her for sex I cant even touch her body..
I need your advice guys..
Many of us were once in your position before we graduated. Take her out in the evening to a relaxation area, call it bar or eatery, depending on her favourite and your pocket,DONT DO MORE THAN YOURSELF O, return home to watch film and engage her is some kind funny play, then later in the night, begin the work with leg cross leg, hand cross belly, move it gradually to the chest, then press some button like two times, if no response, press again and again, if still no response, then try to recreate yourself as a child, sucking breast, remember there are breast besides you, make use of them in the recreation process, two minutes into that, try to check if she get private part, if yes, check to be sure that everything you read about it during biology class are all there but do all this in a romantic and careful way, then come and tell us what happened later.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Contract Job In a multinational Company Vs Permanent Staff by alizma: 2:16pm On Aug 19, 2022
Stoicful:
Which is better, a contract Job in a multinational company or permanent staff in a one man's business. But the pay of the one man business is twice of the multinational contract Job + the job role of the multinational has more value.

Multinational (Laboratory Technician)
One man's business (Production Supervisor but it's just material management and coordinating factory workers).
Lol, You dey call one man business job a permanent job, the two of them are contract job my brother. However, I will advise you find out the staff turnover of the one man business, if it's ok, join that one. Who multinational epp?
Multinational - 80k
Permanent - 155k

Which should I go for ?

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