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Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Bestfriend That Her Boyfriend/fiancee Sleeps With Dead Bodies? by Alkapalexis: 9:16pm On Mar 01, 2023

[quote author=justyhere post=121369129]I just discovered the shock of my life. My friend is about to get married in a month’s time to this wealthy fine man, she's a few weeks pregnant and looks pretty happy.

Last week, I was with her and her fiancee came around, it was all fun and we took several pictures and I needed to get them so the guy just handed me his phone to send the pictures to my phone.

They are a very clingy couple and they left to the bedroom to go do their thing, maybe to keep me company or maybe he forgot or for whatever reason, but he didn't get his phone. I was done with the transfer and was just going through his photos randomly, I saw a folder and there are pictures and videos of him

but do u knw u are endangering urself, pls try and pick her calls and behave calm, if not, if that guy notis say u don no him secret na ur death thread we go si for front page, just find way let ur friend knw

but b4 den inform the polis so una life go they secured

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Sports › Re: Belgian Goalkeeper Espeel Collapses, Dies After Saving Penalty by Alkapalexis: 8:03pm On Feb 14, 2023

Offpoint1:
R.I.P

Reminds of the famous Nigeria-India 99:1 story

that story of NIGERIA AMD INDIA 99:1 is a fiction it isnt real they never played talk more of scoring such just take ur time to make more research.

like it is theres no footage u cant find on youtube or no question that cant be answered on google just take ur time

Family › Re: My Mother Wants Me To Rent My Own House by Alkapalexis: 11:49pm On Nov 18, 2022

Greattestman:
You kudos my mother without putting yourself in my shoes.

guy move out take it as a step to ur success, speaking from experience. I also was sent out by my mom at the age of 21 with no hope, u are even lucky making monthly earnings i on the other hand was absolutely nothing but now am an operator in julius berger company earning not less than 180k

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Agriculture › Re: Hundreds Of Sheep Have Been Walking In A Circle For 12 Days Straight In China by Alkapalexis: 11:31pm On Nov 18, 2022

I knw the cause

Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Stops Giving Tithes In Church, Uses The Money To Build House For A Widow by Alkapalexis: 11:15pm On Nov 18, 2022

FalseProphet1:
This rubbish needs to stop, very soon more people will stop paying tithes and my dream of buying a house in banana island, buying expensive bulletproof cars, Private jets, and flying abroad for evangelism would be dashed to pieces. I repeat this nonsense has to stop.

The Bible stated clearly that you should bring your tithes to the house of God and not a widows house.

Why can't people just obey the Bible?

I wouldn't say what I've seen concerning her until after 3 market days.

This I have seen.

this is how tithe works

if i have a church of 100members and each pays 1k as tithe, after gathering all the pastor now have 100k as his salary then as the saying goes everyone is equal b4 d law, making d pastor to pay his tithe of 10k out of the 100k, the church of God nw has 10k for that month as the church upkeep

mehnnn pastors are 4kin rich

Travel › Re: Airline Removes Six Seats To Allow World's Tallest Woman Fly On Plane (photos) by Alkapalexis: 9:26pm On Nov 15, 2022

Holybaddo:
Imagine nacking this one

come is like ur name they decieve u small record way she just break nai u, u day dia day think how u wan take nak am

na all this atikulated and tinybulet members be this

the only advice i go give u na be obedient

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Dragged To Court For "Violation Of Chid Rights" by Alkapalexis: 7:14pm On Nov 14, 2022

lhordspy:
Not just only the case of the 'Poster girl' . But there are alot of cases like this to be answered by Labour-party and its apologists.

I Remember few months ago. I called the attention of the world to Peter obi supposedly '5 million man' walk which i noticed was characterised and littered with underage boys and girls all in the means to score cheap political point and hide their poor rally shows.

I cant still fathom how a struggling and finished political party like Labour party, in a bid to score cheap political point for the social media and spotlights, would descend so low in recruiting Underage boys and girls just to make the rally looks bigger.

Proofs in picture below:
These are from different rallies. I have them alot. After defeat in 2023, you all will pay for engaging in this silly act just for cheap political showing.

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Dragged To Court For "Violation Of Chid Rights" by Alkapalexis: 6:15pm On Nov 14, 2022

Not just only the case of the 'Poster girl' . But there are alot of cases like this to be answered by Labour-party and its apologists.

I Remember few months ago. I called the attention of the world to Peter obi supposedly 5 million man walk which i noticed was characterised and littered with underage boys and girls all in the means to score cheap political point and hide their poor rally shows.

would descend so low in recruiting Underage boys and girls just to make the rally looks bigger.

Proofs in picture below:
These are from different rallies. I have them alot. After defeat in 2023,[/quote]shenkess shay be u no wan get sense

u get luck say na ur comfort zone u day dax yarn all this none sense u for hear am, the children way u si no be nigerians, the current situation of the country don tire dem nai make dem come out to rally with them supposed choice of candidate

or u want no say na that ur own pati day hire children and hoodlums?

Science/Technology › Re: Elephant Appreciates A Man With A Kiss For Advocating For Them (Video) by Alkapalexis: 2:58pm On Nov 14, 2022

HarlequinLekex:
Hope you have given ur gf or wife belle? bcoz it won't be funny if the elephant attack u.

it seems u dont knw an elephant that well, they can never hurt someone that did something good for them they will never forget

even if u get old and look different due to old age they will still recognise u and react based on how u treated them

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Romance › Re: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by Alkapalexis: 1:05pm On Nov 13, 2022

What i can advice u is that u dont have to be in a haste to get married to her, what u will do is create out a time for the both of u to be together for a couple of months then u will knw whether or not to continue the marriage

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Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Accept Deposits Beyond Cashless Policy Limit by Alkapalexis: 9:16am On Nov 12, 2022

asainco:
Someone should please explain this to me as if I am a five year old

they said sub banks that would be taking old naira notes should not charge any one coming with amount that is beyond the normal amount the person should have and that the main cause of the naira redesign is the excessiveness of counterfeits in the whole country therefore making the original note powerless

and lastly the adviced to change currencies like N5, N10, N20, N50
to coins to decrease the supply of counterfieting in the country which i primarily agree to

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Crime › Re: Delta Native Doctor Deals With 2 Teenagers Who Came For Money Rituals (Video) by Alkapalexis: 10:24am On Nov 11, 2022

shox:
;DRitual process turn to deliverance program.

I wish I fit tf something to the herbalist

bro tf for me i really need am

Food › Re: The Food I Bought For 2900. Pics. by Alkapalexis: 11:35pm On Nov 10, 2022

BABANGBALI:
See what I bought for dinner for just #300

bia were u go see this kind food buy for 3h and u day happy day cm tell us make we do waiting or u want make we use our hand kill our selves the way u wan kill ur self abi com werey i go advice u to no eat that food because e neva 2 tay way we read thread way woman day use her hiv blood take day do zobo for the obidients to drink but my God pass her

Food › Re: The Food I Bought For 2900. Pics. by Alkapalexis: 11:20pm On Nov 10, 2022

Blessedmercy8:
My face is not scarce. I've shown it here severally. So?

Iya basira no dey my area again o. The only calabar kitchen I used to visit now taste like what I don't know. So Ill rather order online or drink garri if I'm not around any eatery.

am i the only one reasoning this or do i have a feeling that u dont knw how to cook or u will also cook up that u dont have market around ur state, besides 2900 is more than enough to prepare a one man meal be it swallow or yam potidge that will serve u for at least a day,

come bia werex, wise up

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Scene Of The Fire Incident At Onitsha Market (Pictures) by Alkapalexis: 11:10pm On Nov 10, 2022

MelesZanawi:
See this mumu slave wey no fit comot on Mondays. Abeg, carry your akpu empty head comot here.

na una type them suppose to day carry go mental asylum because both ur actions and statements are all insane, i no no how much them they even pay u to the mumu for them like this,

i will still repeat realise ur stupidity before it is too late

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Scene Of The Fire Incident At Onitsha Market (Pictures) by Alkapalexis: 10:50pm On Nov 10, 2022

MelesZanawi:
Abia to Anambra is less than Challenge to Lautech within Oyo State. Peter Obi moved from Abia to Anambra in 1 day and his Obidient pigs are asking where he got the energy from.

All these Kanu's slaves supporting Obidient won't kee person.

Its like u and ur Tinubu and Atiku masters are going crazy i wont blame u for ur insolence because anybody way day follow apes na monkey dem be to understand simple thing,

if ur so called candidate go fit leave their rally moment just to cm stress their already stolen bones to go reach out to the devastated

see guy wise up oh make we no leave u behind

Crime › Re: Vigilante Shot Dead By His Stepson In Adamawa While Testing His Charm by Alkapalexis: 5:43pm On Nov 10, 2022

Pretti5:
No matter what,his step son shouldn't have shot, since he know the father was drunk.

But to me the boy is not guilty,he obeyed the last order from his stepfather.

the boy did as he was told not minding if it was his biological father or not the thing was the man was drunk and had nothing but evil in mind and supposing the stepson had disobeyed him he would have in turn shot the boy at his drunk state so make dem leave this matter no be the boy fault na say the mother go day with the wrong person

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Romance › Re: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by Alkapalexis: 6:03pm On Nov 08, 2022

I also have a receding hair line but still i fine pass that ur nw bf no jokes,

they there they select, infact the thing is just that u have enough men nw askng for ur hand in marriage the thing is when ur time 4 marriage go pass u go marry person way no even get hair for head swears

Agriculture › Re: What Would You Do With 50 Acres by Alkapalexis: 11:28am On Nov 08, 2022

greenermodels:
how would you manage all these with the unreliable farm labour situation in the country?

it is very much manageable when u have enough capital u employ the use of multipurpose tractors and make the most usefull info of family labour orientation other than public labour

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: No Body Faces Rejection Like The Barbers Apprentice by Alkapalexis: 4:35pm On Nov 07, 2022

mployer:

He should start with children.

make him barb children una want the children to cry till the hair grow? Abeg oh rather the way we carry learn na to do free barbing for the hood for one we week then after then u go be pro

Celebrities › Re: Davido And Chioma’s Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead; Drowns In A Swimming Pool by Alkapalexis: 1:28pm On Nov 01, 2022

taylor88:
Them pack gang and squad full compound still no one noticed when a toddler was approaching a dead pool

What were all they doing in the house gan since Davido and Chioma traveled to Ibadan

Them just dey smoke loud up and down

Even when my dad died I didn’t feel this way bcuz he was old

guy no mind those good for nothing guard squad there own is let month end and let me recieve my cash,

shai see fine boy way suppose grow up then throw us him own vibez but all is well God knwz best.

my most sincere condolences

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Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The Correct Answer by Alkapalexis: 12:13pm On Oct 30, 2022

There's a=theresa

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Alkapalexis: 11:11am On Oct 30, 2022

Abeg make una help me na una man need help i wan pay school fees buh the fee remain half to complete am which i no fit afford for nw abeg likers paradise make una help me nothing is too small, the school fee na 60k i get 35k and i day river state university abeg i really need it.

my acc details

2144677054
alex songo richard
uba

see my contact incase una wan they sure 08162536680

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 100 Killed, 300 Injured In Two Car Bombs In Somalia by Alkapalexis: 9:12am On Oct 30, 2022

Omo make una help an hungry soul na i day helpless a student of university of river state i day hostel no food, any thing una fit help me with i go day greatful.

acc:2144677054

name:alex songo richard

bank:uba

thanks cry

Forum Games › Re: Be The Last To Post Here = Part2 by Alkapalexis: 12:09am On Oct 30, 2022

The persi way get the post don sef don shook leg for bucket

Forum Games › Re: Let's Try This Game: It's Called "The Last Man Standing" by Alkapalexis: 11:53pm On Oct 29, 2022

Wow 9 good years of just less than 10 comments wow its a record broken in nairaland,

and the worst part of it all is that no one has obeyed the rules of the proposed game

Travel › Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by Alkapalexis: 8:39pm On Oct 29, 2022

Ebubu:
OP if you must go on with relocating to join her, swear with your mama life you’ll never hit her, secretly put CCTV ( very tiny) cameras all around your house just in case when she starts lying against you in court that you beat her, become more humble, cook more as the husband, and reduce your air of authority.

these are the only ways you can co-exist as a man in the abroad, if you know you can’t do any of these, stay back in nigeria.

guy abeg listen to this manchi just find way install cctv in protection of ur future evidence and remember not to allow her knw that uv done such a thing if not another court case,

and never lay a hand on her just play to the law of that land as a man and correct her when necessary,

Christianity Etc › Re: How Nigerian Prophets Gave 15 Fake Prophecies – Report by Alkapalexis: 11:53am On Oct 29, 2022

Swears the whites uses what they have to achieve what they want but the blacks are surfurcating in the hands of the religions the whites brought to us for worship while they make do with what they have

Ekenev2:
It is only a simpleton that listen to prophesies by the so called, and self-proclaimed men of God littered everywhere in Nigeria.

But funny enough most Nigerians, especially the ladies are extremely gullible, less critical and analytical in thinking, and believe their men of God more than their own self. They are far from ENLIGHTENMENT and use of simple logic.

There has been incessant flooding in Nigeria this year and most of these charlatans who call themselves men of God did not see it coming. Yet the white men who we claim does not know God has devised technology to detect changes in climate and weather and take proactive measures.

What do Africans do? Pray and pray so that God will send the flood and calamities away!!

Ekenev2:
It is only a simpleton that listen to prophesies by the so called, and self-proclaimed men of God littered everywhere in Nigeria.

But funny enough most Nigerians, especially the ladies are extremely gullible, less critical and analytical in thinking, and believe their men of God more than their own self. They are far from ENLIGHTENMENT and use of simple logic.

There has been incessant flooding in Nigeria this year and most of these charlatans who call themselves men of God did not see it coming. Yet the white men who we claim does not know God has devised technology to detect changes in climate and weather and take proactive measures.

What do Africans do? Pray and pray so that God will send the flood and calamities away!!

Food › Re: What Is The Strangest Thing You Know You've Ever Eaten? (Pic) by Alkapalexis: 11:32am On Oct 29, 2022

[right][/right][b][/b][s][/s][i][/i] ;DBro u no see this one

Exxxgeee:
Egg soup/ egg stew mixed with sardine or crayfish ... Yummy thing..

Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Killed Schoolteacher For Complaining About Bashed Car – VP by Alkapalexis: 11:15am On Oct 29, 2022

This one u guys are retaining the name yohoo boys is it that u knw the killer or what, if not i wonder u that wasnt there to see things for your self, will still be here defending things that are already out of hand, if they said it was a yahoo boy then let it be, with the statement above they described him to be such and the kind of car he drives doesnt tag him less of that.

The fact is whatever u say it still stands that it was a yahoo boy that killed that innocent woman just as the way they are bent on taking out rituals easily

donleo92:
Anything that happens in Nigeria concerning youths is now tagged Yahoo boys.

but the truth is that the boy killed the teacher. but we shouldn't tag everything Yahoo boys

[b]This one u guys are retaining the name yohoo boys is it that u knw the killer or what, if not i wonder u that wasnt there to see things for your self, will still be here defending things that are already out of hand, if they said it was a yahoo boy then let it be, with the statement above they described him to be such and the kind of car he drives doesnt tag him less of that.

The fact is whatever u say it still stands that it was a yahoo boy that killed that innocent woman just as the way they are bent on taking out rituals easily

donleo92:
Anything that happens in Nigeria concerning youths is now tagged Yahoo boys.

but the truth is that the boy killed the teacher. but we shouldn't tag everything Yahoo boys

[/b]This one u guys are retaining the name yohoo boys is it that u knw the killer or what, if not i wonder u that wasnt there to see things for your self, will still be here defending things that are already out of hand, if they said it was a yahoo boy then let it be, with the statement above they described him to be such and the kind of car he drives doesnt tag him less of that.

The fact is whatever u say it still stands that it was a yahoo boy that killed that innocent woman just as the way they are bent on taking out rituals easily

donleo92:
Anything that happens in Nigeria concerning youths is now tagged Yahoo boys.

but the truth is that the boy killed the teacher. but we shouldn't tag everything Yahoo boys

Food › Re: What Is The Strangest Thing You Know You've Ever Eaten? (Pic) by Alkapalexis: 7:28pm On Oct 28, 2022

;DOmo my own be say i go my man side e day cook okro soup way him day garnish am well, the items i see na dry catfish, stockfish, periwinkle, kpomo, cowmeat, okro, ugwu leave, freshpepper, onion, maggi, salt, drypepper, bongafish, dry oporo, 4eggs.

but when i see the eggs my mind no go to ask am waiting e wan carry the egg do i just melow down day wait for soup to done so i go smag large, omo my niggas when the delicacy ready e set am for ground omo na egg this my nigga use garnish the soup na so i commot mind smag am oh, e make sense sha

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Crime › Re: Man Kills & Cooks His Girlfriend In Lagos, Removes Her Private Parts by Alkapalexis: 3:47pm On Oct 28, 2022

WibusJaga:
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Said it before. After sentencing these ritual killers to death, they should be donated to a medical research institute where all their own vital organs would be harvested & used for medical research & to treat sick citizens.

oga imagine if them remove the heart of the wicked use implant for another person body u think say that person no go wicked too so abeg the best is to dig ground put dem while there head is out then pour mixed cement (mortar) and be feeding them food then they will regret for the rest of their lives until they give up

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