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PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Replies Nairalanders! by alleno: 2:37pm On Sep 03, 2009
Administrator,

Beware, because of some stupid posts you have allowed, see what is happening.
People will start getting cautious now o! You should monitor this thing properly oga,
WebmastersRe: As A Web Designer What Makes You Unique? by alleno: 7:44pm On Sep 02, 2009
OmniPotens:
If you understand what Unique Selling Point means then you won't be talking about urls as proof. It is not needed here at all.
Chairman, i don't need to understand what Unique Selling Point means to know that when some calls this http://www.elbashirsurgical.com/ , "I optimize client's taste to suite the modern web sites; like load time, catchy interface and fully editable programming (PHP) with comment lines."

There is no unique selling point stuff here, the topic is "As A Web Designer What Makes You Unique?", if someone says all the above and does this, he should be criticized to know he should work better.

No beef, just posting, Stay Alive
WebmastersRe: As A Web Designer What Makes You Unique? by alleno: 1:53am On Sep 02, 2009
Aimtech

http://www.elbashirsurgical.com/ - Won't criticize yet, but this is not nice on so many levels
This is an example of what i am saying, It will also be nice to state what your level as a designer or programmer is (Advanced, Beginner, or Intermediate), That will definitely help when we want to give constructive criticisms, Thanks all

rufaai:
Well; my designs are unique why because:

1) I take into consideration; clients taste fully noted.

2) I optimize client's taste to suite the modern web sites; like load time, catchy interface and fully editable programming (PHP) with comment lines.

3) On demand, I do make SEO on websites I design.

4) Finally, user gets hosting for free!
WebmastersRe: As A Web Designer What Makes You Unique? by alleno: 1:45am On Sep 02, 2009
Too much talk, after posting comments, please post website address, thats the only way we can ascertain your claims of
No need to post all your stories here, sha post your website or most recent job, we have eyes to see from there,

STAY ALIVE
TV/MoviesTv In The 80's (nta) by alleno(op): 11:43am On Mar 03, 2008
Don know how many of you lived in my time but you belong to my day if:

You had to wait till 4 o’clock to get any meaningful thing on NTA
You would eagerly sit in front of the T.V at 3:30pm watching all the
multicolored lines while you waited for NTA come up.

The National Anthem was the first thing on TV

You watch Thunder sub and Terrahawks on Mondays. Pigeon Street and
Bertha came after.
Samanja was for 7:30 and you hated Newsweek on Monday nights

You watch Fragle rock , Sesame Street and animal games on Tuesdays. Reach
out was at 5:30.
Your elder ones disturbed your flow at 6:30pm on Tuesdays to watch koko
close (Oluwalambe lord, Kasali open the gate), then you all watched new
masquerade at 8:30pm.

You enjoyed Voltron
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/eder/2007/08/forming_like_voltron.html and
hated commander mark on Wednesdays. Renta-ghost came up at 6pm then Kidi
vision 101 at 6:30.
Cock crow at dawn was up at 7:30 then Bassey and company (Mr. B is a
millionaire) at 8:30.

G-force Scooby doo and Super-Ted > were the deal on Thursdays; Wazombia
didn’t make sense then Village head master at 8:30pm.

Friday had the variety of Birdman , Galaxy trio , Ovid video , inspector
gadget , danger mouse e.t.c.
Friday nights………, can’t figure it anymore (some one else can fill in the
gap)

Saturday mornings were boring after 10am. 7-10am had WWF then morning ride
came up for 10am (very boring). The rest of the day had several annoying
sport programs; but Things fall apart came up at 8pm.

Network news was very boring.

The only good thing on Sundays was behind the clouds.

For the veterans amongst us, kindly fill in the missing programs.

NB: If you were born later than 1984, you might not be able to recall any
of these graceful memories.
TV/MoviesDon't Know How Many Of You Lived In My Time? by alleno(op): 1:21pm On Feb 28, 2008
Don know how many of you lived in my time but you belong to my day if:

You had to wait till 4 o’clock to get any meaningful thing on NTA
You would eagerly sit in front of the T.V at 3:30pm watching all the
multicolored lines while you waited for NTA come up.

The National Anthem was the first thing on TV

You watch Thunder sub and Terrahawks on Mondays. Pigeon Street and
Bertha came after.
Samanja was for 7:30 and you hated Newsweek on Monday nights

You watch Fragle rock , Sesame Street and animal games on Tuesdays. Reach
out was at 5:30.
Your elder ones disturbed your flow at 6:30pm on Tuesdays to watch koko
close (Oluwalambe lord, Kasali open the gate), then you all watched new
masquerade at 8:30pm.

You enjoyed Voltron
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/eder/2007/08/forming_like_voltron.html and
hated commander mark on Wednesdays. Renta-ghost came up at 6pm then Kidi
vision 101 at 6:30.
Cock crow at dawn was up at 7:30 then Bassey and company (Mr. B is a
millionaire) at 8:30.

G-force Scooby doo and Super-Ted > were the deal on Thursdays; Wazombia
didn’t make sense then Village head master at 8:30pm.

Friday had the variety of Birdman , Galaxy trio , Ovid video , inspector
gadget , danger mouse e.t.c.
Friday nights………, can’t figure it anymore (some one else can fill in the
gap)

Saturday mornings were boring after 10am. 7-10am had WWF then morning ride
came up for 10am (very boring). The rest of the day had several annoying
sport programs; but Things fall apart came up at 8pm.

Network news was very boring.

The only good thing on Sundays was behind the clouds.

For the veterans amongst us, kindly fill in the missing programs.

NB: If you were born later than 1984, you might not be able to recall any
of these graceful memories.
HealthWhat Effects Do Energy Drink Have On A Persons Health by alleno(op): 1:09pm On Feb 25, 2008
Hi,

What effects do Energy Drink have on a persons Health?
Anyone with answers should please help out with DETAILS,
AutosRe: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by alleno: 4:04pm On Feb 17, 2008
Hi,

Please do help check mine, thanks
2002 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT GLX
wvwrh63b12p113935

allenolayiwola@yahoo.com
Music/RadioRe: Banned Music By NBC: Right Or Wrong? by alleno: 8:09am On Feb 15, 2008
finally living things are beginning to speak up and out.
its really funny why UNITED NATIONS will give Young Peoples Ambassador to someone like DBanj.
with a song like that 'Why Me' and 'Booty Call', he should not sniff it, but i guess even the guys at the top
really are "deaf" to such things. There is also a billboard just when you are leaving 3rd Mainland Bridge , one energy drink
just looking at the billboard, one will be forced to ask what the ladies in the picture actually wanted, a DRINK or something else, its horrible, the things we want to copy from other communities, "COMMON SENSE is there, they cannot COPY". If one of Dbanj's music is banned, it'll help people understand the role of an organisation like NBC and probably inspire CREATIVITY amongst the Musicians. NO BEEF against DBanj, but Brother PLEASE! do something else. To top up the Insult, the Mingy Rascal was asked what KOKOLETE means and he said KOKOLETE is GOD,, he has very little time left.

@ amguud (Sure you don't have KIDS yet and i can imagine what colour you painted Lagos yesterday.)
CrimeRe: Marital Rape by alleno: 9:06am On Feb 11, 2008
This topic happens to be one of "The Topics" that makes replies sound stupid.
In the first place, i think whoever dropped the topic is extremely,

What nonsense, as far as i am concerned, Rape cannot occur in a marriage,

Before i say more, i think we should really hear the complete gist rather than give
opinions based on your own understand of the circumstances that led to the event,

Roses UP!
HealthRe: Should The Toilet Seat Be Up Or Down? by alleno: 5:13pm On Jan 11, 2008
, first i must point out that this is really a good post.
, let the guru's who visit the Throne Room more often let us know which is correct.
, i feel that the seat should be up during use and down when not in use, that should be correct!
, besides the Tissue is there for those who need to the "extra hygenie", CLEAN THE THRONE BEFORE, the last ruler may not have been well organized.
Forum GamesRe: Movie Names A-Z (Game) by alleno: 9:37am On Dec 12, 2007
Killer Instinct
PhonesRe: Iphone: Is It Really Worth All The Hype? by alleno(op): 8:31am On Dec 04, 2007
texazzpete:
You really don't know much about the current state of 3rd party apps on the iphone, do you?

1) There's GPRS. WTH? I've used glo and mtn gprs on the iphone before
2) There are 3rd party apps to import contacts from sim card, to import ringtones (free), to forward SMS and send multiple SMS
3) there are numerous games available offline for the iphone, including solitaire, sudoku, snake and many others. On the way are 3d games. Also the iphone has a nes and gameboy advance emulators working pretty well onit, and playstation and SNES emus are being worked on right now. I'd say gamng is well covered already


In summary, you need to do more with your iphone. The world has moved on and left you behind. catch up!
@texazzpete

, sure you don't really get me.
why do you need all of that on 3rd party applications, i mean you don't need to do all of that on Nokia,
and if you really have deeper knowledge (that was not a YAB!) about Phone programming, you'll know
that for Apple to have included that would have required only a line of CODE,

Good as the iPhone 3rd party Appz may be, Apple will tell you that you are using 3rd party Appz at your own risk.
Why did they not just make it possible to use your iTunes songs as ringtones, you really should browse to see
the Chinese/Japanese version of the iPhone, thats what they could have done but they did not just so they could
introduce them one after the other and rip people of. Do check again and then let me know what you feel, texazzpete
PhonesIphone: Is It Really Worth All The Hype? by alleno(op): 7:45am On Dec 03, 2007
Hey,

iphone users, please let me know what you think, here is a list of the issues i have with the iphone, is it really worth the hype.

No SMS forwarding
No Multiple Recipients SMS
Can't automatically sync Contacts from Sim card
No GPRS
No Games (Offline)
Ringtones have to be paid for
No Bluetooth
No MP3 Ringtones
and some other ones,

Besides this, its a really great piece of hardware,
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho Likes To Box His Wife? by alleno: 7:55am On Nov 23, 2007
, @Frankdoho, "personally, i think you should quit pretending to be someone else, "

First the REAL FRANK would not need his wife to corret his tenses and would never make such a mistake as "We Lave you all"
, and about the post, "I would not want to condemn anyone, but BROTHER PLEASE, DO SOMETHING"
Christianity EtcRe: Birth Pains. Why For Female Animals? by alleno: 9:22am On Sep 11, 2007
, nice try. I consider the Question a JAMB question and there is no 4-Figure table to work with. Maybe some other time. Never thought of it , ?
Christianity EtcRe: The Fern And The Bamboo by alleno: 6:56am On Sep 05, 2007
, great and inspirational piece. Thanks. Was surprised though that there was no reply, but you did a great job.
Christianity EtcRe: How Much Do You Give As Offerings To God? by alleno: 2:59pm On Aug 22, 2007
, na wa o!, Very soon one would need 4-Figure table to answer questions here, whats with the JAMB question? Did Heaven send you an SMS to make this post. Anyway, one should not be to hard on you for asking, at least,its just a question and one can choose to answer it or not.
"I give what i want to give"
, but something that when Heaven puts on the Scale, it gives a sign!!! Do you get? grin
TV/MoviesRe: HiTV's Programme Repetition Is Driving Me Crazy! by alleno: 12:27pm On Aug 17, 2007
, well, no lies and no sentiments, DSTv is better, and all you "Nigerian Things are Better", answer the following questions
huh which phone are you using?
huh what cloth are you wearing?
huh what dishes are you eating?
huh what movies are you seeing?
, no country can be a forest on is own, if you are not satisfied with Hi-Tv, go to DS-Tv, at least, their repetition is not frequent and besides, you have a wider range of options, over 60 channels,
and don't kill yourself with repetition, for someone like me who loves TV and gets creative inspiration from TV Shows, Cartoons, Movies and Stuff, HI-Tv is not there yet?
I agree they are coming up, but what is hot is hot and what is cold is cold, no stammering.(KALOLO[i]ing[/i])
grin
FamilyRe: Disciplining Children by alleno: 4:15pm On Aug 15, 2007
, much as i may have been spanked while growing up, i do not believe it is a proper method.
, a child that is spoken to more often will over time come to appreciate the concept of dialouge and how a little sentence can turn away wrath, for all those citing scriptures, i'll advise they search for the "Rhema", the violent youths and children that we have now emananted from homes where the hand, belts and canes were improperly utilised. If spanking was a solution to bringing up a child, how come Kids in VI turn out better that Kids in Oshodi, (although i agree the environment still has little to contribute). if you are a fan of Canes, Slapping etc, could you please inform us how high you are to raise your cane when floggin a 4 year old and when flogging a 12 year old, if that cannot be measured, its not a proper solution. Same goes for Slapping and others,
, my advise is let it be the last resort, i mean the last, after the child repeats the occurence more than 499 times.
but if you believe in "whopping Ass*s", do go on and you'll live to tell the difference,
, grin
PoliticsRe: ICPC Recruits '10 Million' Nigerians To Spy On Governors, LG Bosses by alleno: 11:24pm On Aug 10, 2007
, na today, i hope tthis is not one of their FILM TRICKS. ICPCywood
, soon and very soon, we are going to see the LORD.
, undecided
TravelRe: Describe Your First Trip By Air by alleno: 7:48am On Aug 10, 2007
, well, i guess my first time was some years ago, my mom was travelling to Dubai for business and she decided to pick Me. I guess it was because i was the first born.
Well, everything was OK until we got to the runway, the plane started accelarating, then stopped and suddenly started moving again and very fast at that, then the LIFT OFF, the weightlessness and the jetlag almost killed me, i had to hold my nose and blow out air from my ears, i just had this "unholy" feeling that something may go wrong and all the movies and documentaries on National Geographic started flashing, worst still, my mom was in First Class and i sat with one huge guy,
i eventually statrted enjoying the ride when i started to watch the inhouse movie Spiderman 2, for the first time.
The food was great and it was not just snacks it was real food,
when the plane finally landed, it was a great relief,
but all together, it was fun,
Music/RadioRe: Akon 'Apologises' In New Song! by alleno: 12:58pm On Aug 06, 2007
, well beofre you criticize me and scream.
i feel its ok to apologise, but he should have done it on the news or in the papers, apologizing through a song, will only bring him more and more money, fame and another week on top ten charts, you guys should for once look beyond and try to see the end results of these things, he's behaviour was terrible but although he may have apologised for Trinidad, what about his other questionable acts everywhere, are those also accounted for?
For me, its just another song, all that "the song moved me to TEARS is just BLA BLA BLA, "
TV/MoviesRe: Gulder Ultimate Search 4 (IV)! by alleno: 9:21am On Aug 06, 2007
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By Olalekan Adetayo
Published: Monday, 6 Aug 2007

The fourth edition of the popular television reality show, Gulder Ultimate Search, which transmission was initially billed to begin on Thursday, suffered a setback on Saturday with the death of one of the 10 contestants.

A statement by the organiser‘s Corporate Communication Adviser, Mr. Chuma Igwe, on Sunday said the contestant, Mr. Anthony Mudiaga Ogadje, died ”in what appears to have been a drowning accident” in Shere Hills Lake, Jos, Plateau State.

The statement added that all attempts by the medical team, the lifeguards and his colleagues to revive him failed.

The deceased, aged 25, was a graduate of geology from the Delta State University, Abraka.

His family had since been duly informed while efforts were on as at press time to conduct autopsy on his remains in order to ascertain the actual cause of his death.

Meanwhile, the organisers of the search have suspended it until further notice.

The stakes for the search for ”Golden Age” are high.

Beneath the jagged stones of Shere Hills is buried a treasure and the ultimate man or woman who finds it is expected to smile home with N5m cash prize, a new Ford Explorer jeep and N500, 000 wardrobe allowance.

The cold ambience of Shere Hills is said to be a natural home to monkeys, snakes, scorpions and wild mountain goats.

The first edition of the search took place on the Snake Island, Lagos; the second at Obudu Ranch Resort in Cross River State; while the third was held in Edo State.

See the full story up there, !

See what the I***TS wrote again, they were still talking about the Stakes, "for what now!?" what st***d stakes are high, when we know, that you'll keep eliminating them, until only two are left and those are the people who will be allowed to compete "actually", if its a RTV Show, put everyone where the Treasure is and let them search till one finds it, the contestants don't have equal chances,
TV/MoviesRe: Gulder Ultimate Search 4 (IV)! by alleno: 9:11am On Aug 06, 2007
, sometimes, i ask myself why we have to be so st***d, is it because we are called Nigerians.
we all knew from the word GO! that GUS was not a reality TV show, its just a group of talented people with Cameras
Like rugged man said, BAA LYRICS, BAA CONCEPT, wetin you get, nonsense, the whole GUS was just a waste of time,
i was expecting the ladies to cry out at first, because from the settings and the terrains used, its almost impossible for a lady to win, but they kept quite, (i guess they felt, that the money will still be spent on them eventually),
A reality TV show is done in a controlled enviroment, what were the camera men and the others looking at when the guy was gasping for breathe?
The other st***d contestants were propably so mad for the money that the life of a colleague was not so important. They only learn to Decieve themselves and trick each other, startegise to ensure they are not dropped and perform on the outside that they are saints, thats the only thing they have learnt or will learn so far from the whole GUS show.
All medical students will agree that death from drowning occurs most times because people are not around, when last did you hear of someone dronwing in a pool, at least there is a downtime of about 20minutes to carry out mouth to mouth or something, wasn't there any medical expert, life guard or what around, See what we have turned ourselves and our country to again. Another topic to use to finish us internationally. In the US, one life is as important as 500 lives, but here in nigeria, just watch they will sweep this under the carpet, isn't that the reason why robbers don't rob banks using HOSTAGE strategy, because the life(s) are not worth it,
Those guys are just treated like dolls and puppets used to help relax in the evenings, or after office hours,
its just so sad that only one family has to bear all the pain, why can't we just be creative on our own and bring up our own ideas instead of copying other people, REALITY TV my FOOT.
these days, there is nothing interesting thing on TV,, from Imported Soaps to Dry entertainment, i reserve my comments on that till later.
i only hope that the young man who lost his life met his Saviour before going HOME,
ComputersRe: Are You Sick And Tired Of Windows? by alleno: 11:04am On Jul 18, 2007
You have such a powerful system and you are complaining about microsoft and viruses, i think you should be ashamed of having so much power and no authority, common virus.
Its like Hulk Hogan complaining about strong chicken bone,

But less you misunderstand me, i feel your pain. But in all the gist"s" above, Microsoft cannot be blamed for nothing. If people are complaining, they just want to make noise,
Microsoft Certifications have increased your salary, Microsoft brought/GAVE you all the knowledge you have about computers now, (just imagine, a scenario where we all started with Linux and others, half the computer gurus you have now will not be anywhere, and these Linux people, where was your linux initially written from, on a linux machine abi, Streams calling the Ocean IDLE).

, 'll call it quits here before you guys think i am related, (though i'll love to be)
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tries To Import An Electric Shock Machine! by alleno: 11:09pm On Jul 14, 2007
, well if the Pastor is guilty, then He should be punished, i don't have a problem with that, he deserves it.

But just a note, ,
I.T.K ( I Too Know) can kill, do you have to mention names, na only you sabi other men of God,
just be careful and stop calling names of genuine MOG's making it look like they are also involved
, besides, i feel pastors should not attend to AIDS patients, many will just go back to their vomit
if they know Pastors can heal them, (, this should even be a new post).
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland In One Word by alleno: 12:45am On Jul 09, 2007
, informative
BusinessRe: If You Are Overpaid By Your Bank by alleno: 4:42pm On Jun 29, 2007
, i believe its a moral issue.
, but one should think of the individual male/female, friend/foe who will suffer for such an error
, or worst still loose a job
, in this hard times when money dey look face, shocked
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Dbanj's Website Launched by alleno: 11:04am On Jun 01, 2007
Great work, them guys are really cool, them BADEX guys.
Keep it up!!!

Yeah Right!

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