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Useless People.. Keep Calling everything "Monkey Pox" so National Cake will get to u. Useless Leaders Everywhere.

Dead Brained Lawyers

Benjamin Button Disease??

That guy should have been burnt escaping.. some people really deserve jungle justice.. The police man that released him should be castrated. This topic is live on radio in Rivers State now.. Kai SMH

jona4real92:
The popular Nigerian rapper, Illbliss also known as Oga boss welcomed a baby girl penultimate week. This was after eight years of childlessness.


The elated father had taken to Instagram and welcomed his ‘princess.”
But not many knew what transpired before the miracle.
His wife’s sister, BB, who runs HNY Beautyline, shared their testimony on I/i]
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Mtcheeeeewm.... did you live with them all these years?? Nigerians.. smh

lordsterlin:
Any Riverine native expecting Gov Wike to build/construct a bridge to connect them to Port Harcourt must be in a long thing. Gov Wike will only at best award contract to sandfill and do shore protection but will be too ready to finish all the road projects in his Obio-Akpor.

Truth is, we fooled ourselves for not voting Dakuku Peterside or Tonye Princewill. We collectively rigged him in just because we
were fighting Amaechi who I think had our best interest at the time...

If you don't have what to say or do.. just shut up and stop talking nonsense. Wonder why shite like this should grace front page.

Oh my God!!! I have been reading through this thread and have to say I am shocked and totally embarrassed. For anyone reading.... FYI leave Ponzi scheme alone. Even billionaire's don't have spare money.. 95% of people or more usually end up losing money. A word is enough for the wise. Like someone once said... if u push a Nigerian to the wall.. he will not learn lessons.. instead will break the wall to see what is on the other side. Be Wise.

The story is Epic shaa!! I believe there is some truth inside that story.. Only time will tell.. I dey observe.

Habaaaa!!! Hell NO!!! Jesu!!

Stop investing in Ponzi schemes.. the only people that profit are the "Market Makers". The rest usually lose a lot... I have colleagues that have lost 4M each to MMM and more millions to other Ponzi schemes.. Nobody wins in these schemes unless u r the market maker. A word is Enough.

Can't Waste my time buying anything from u again. Bought Crap catalyst from u, Bought FAKE plugs and two useless FrontWheel Bearings that don't last more than 2 months. You probably have a ZERO rating from me. Pls everybody beware.

ChinonsoDike2:
Blacks can never settle their problems without killing. Animals.

Whites Nko?? Just keep showing how much u lack education.

Seun:
Religion strikes again. Look, witches don't exist. There are no witches. That's why accused witches never fly away. Nobody deserves this.

I used to think that.. Until a 6 year old girl was brought to our house... (cutting the story short) the oppressions, bad dreams, accident and torment were what I didn't understand. One day we went for a prayer meeting that day the prayer and fasting was like something else and I was there pretending to be singing and praying.... lo and behold the little girl was itcing and jumpy all over that fire was burning her and started confessing and I had goose bumps of life. She said things reminiscent of horror movies that happened and claimed to cause everything. A 6 year old This happened like 16 years ago and till today I have never remained the same. As for that old lady... she could be sick but in this Naija don't underestimate the power of witchcraft. You will be amazed.

Haahahahahah..... Smh @Op.. You made my morning!

What a lot of people don't know is that every little thing starts life like a seed. When planted it germinates like a fragile little plant. Soon it becomes a little tree with little branches. Soon it becomes a huge tree with branches & FRUITS. In Nigeria... from my observation things don't just come and go.. they stay. Look at Boko Haram, Kidnapping, Militants, corruption.. the line goes on and on. When GEJ was President his wahala was Boko Haram and its only ironic that Buhari's Wahala is Biafra. Now its time to show is he is a leader by taking the right decision. I'm watching like "The Watcher"

Na Wah o! Something has to be done about this. Military and police blazing guns, shattered windscreens, burnt cars and tyres, shops locked, people scampering, passengers stranded, total pandemonium... Someone tell that blockhead to do something about this shite.. thank God I don enter house shaa.. I have seen enough drama today.

This is the best bit of info I have read on nairaland for ages. Thanks @ Explorers!

exxell:
I said it before and am saying it again.... The blackman should be nuked and wiped from the earths surface. Go all over the earth.... Anywhere you see the blackman, the amount of evil abounding there sends shivers down the spine. From Africa to America to Europe to Australia down to Asia, the blackman is like a curse. But It is also only in this part of the world called Nigeria that gory things happen with impunity. If it is not Boko Haram bombing people like fowls, it is the military cutting of their heads like goat. If it is not our neighbors from the west butchering human beings for money, it is my brothers from the East swallowing raw dollars in their their system all in a bid to launder money. If it is not a policeman climbing a moving bus and having his body shattered, it is a navy man shooting innocent IPOB members on a peaceful protest.

Do you know the most funny part, people will be there snapping with their phones and tablets while doing nothing! Nd things are going wrong!

To the whole world reading this, welcome to Nigeria where Satan saw its citizens and shouted.. "It is well with my soul". The amount of evil happening in this country on daily basis is enough to make one believe that hell is on this earth.

For those clicking "Like" on this shite post there must be something wrong with your heads and destinies. Bible says as a man thinketh in his heart so is he. Gbam!@ poster do you watch Crime and investigation on DSTV at all? Can u compare some of those crimes with those committed in Naija? Or have u travelled out to see some unreported crimes happen? I am not saying what was done was good but saying black is a curse is a NO NO for me. Maybe you are the black curse because i know that being black is a blessing. Live with a positive mindset.

Last time this Sylva was governor Bayelsa state was in total tatters and militants were the once dancing on government house. Reports even flew that he boards his chopper to a high altitude to "get high" then come down. Na this kind person dey come out as governor ship candidate again... Na Wah ooo.. some things never change.. Mmmmm

cyprus000:
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I don't care if its right or not. What I am sure,is that my daughter and wife will not put on trouser.

My mama never did,my sis never did and nothing happened to them,neither do they look local or odd.

I won't have women in my life gamble salvation all in the name of fashion.
What if they get to heaven and they are told that it is wrong..HELL STRAIGHT.

Life is one chance. Don't gamble it.
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1. So scottish men that wear skirts are going to hell
2. Women that wear facecaps are going to hell.
3. Men that tie wrappers are going to hell
4. From what I understand ancient men always wore gowns so why is a trouser now for men only?
5. The bible was written so many many centuries ago... were men wearing trousers then?
5. So between men and women that wear bracelets who will go to hell?
6. Very soon women that answer names that men first bore will go to hell...
... Meaning anything first worn by men shouldnt be worn by women and vice versa else u will go to hell..

Meaning almost everything we do is a sin... and u are going to heaven. Christianity to me is all about the inner man... not about trouser. So I suggest you focus on improving the content of the human character.

Chelsea don win treble be that!! Nice local signing!

I dont want to believe that someone seen as a leader said this. It will be a disgrace that a former governor speaks like a child. The way Jega answered Orubebe even when I was somehow in support of what orubebe did is the way our Leaders should be. Amaechi.. if you dont have what to say.. please go back to Abuja. I believe "Ambassador to Haiti" should be your next appointment. Your statement to me is total crap.

Well.... My Own Story.

I dated my GF from Year 1 in school and we got married 10 years later. A lot of her friends have asked me what kept us together for so long despite her later getting a job after university in another state and I also got a job and moved to another state. We kept in touch always. I think what really kept us together is the "failed bad intentions I had". She was so charming & beautiful. All I wanted was a hit and run. Then "on to the next one" but this one was so difficult that even after a year "I saw" but she was so strict and I got nothing. I gave up but somehow we kept crossing paths. We had close encounters & she slept over severally but refused sex. Her abstinence I think gave me confidence she will be hard to breakdown. i fell in love and 10 years later we got married. She is so different from the "others".
To be happy in "Marriage" one person should always learn how to "lose" even if u know you are right. Always tease her publicly and privately like I do, be creative, take her out to see movies or have fun. They are always happier back home when u take them out. I have never beaten her and will never beat or pinch her no matter how bad what she does is. We quarell and since i've learnt to say sorry even when she is wrong she has learnt to do same. That way we play like kids and stay together. We live like best friends not like hubby and wifey. That way she tells me everything. It baffles me sometimes how we are.. no matter what happens. PLS dont go to bed without settling any quarell. VERY IMPORTANT!

Jesus!!! I just threw up.
Whatever the news is about this.
Dear God,
Pls have mercy and save us from evil men.
Amen.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.. we are running a democracy not a dictatorship so there will always be critics. For me, critics are there to help us improve on our lapses. We should learn to pray for our leaders and also pray for a better Nigeria not calling them all sorts of bad names.
God Bless Nigeria.

I remember vividly watching a TV interview where Oshimole was with Labour Congress. I was happy we had people like this. Now he is busy talking crap, Edo people are complaining, millions sent to senate for approval less than one year to end of his tenure...etc
Nigeria Shaa! It is well.

Wives love baby girls ehn.. they always pray for baby girls first as for me... I don dey sow seed for baby boy for ages now.. so.. two boys first!!!
As for davido!! Lovely cutie baby!

Ogonis are the ones bursting crude pipelines passing through their area.. setting sections of the pipes ablaze on weekly and monthly basis. The company will repair.. they will sabotage or install bunkering valves again leading to spills in those affected areas. There are always other ways to co-exist peacefully. Now they are going to benefit from the remediation process being put in place by the government. Still they are protesting for due process... Only in Naija. Na wa o!

Playing FIFA 2014 on playstation 4! Lol

mascot87:
Fayose keeps showing to the world how foolish he his. So what has he gained with this show of first class top grade madness. He needs to grow up

Are u okay at all? Sure you were well brought up?

ThunderBOLT!!!

Moderator abeg change that topic to "How APC supporter celebrated Buhari" and cut the crap!...