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smokinloud:
I am not a pastor, for your information, I am a true born again Christian and the lord surely shows secret things to those who fear him according to the bible " The secret of the LORD is with them that fear him; and he will shew them his covenant." Psalm 25 :14

CHAI, u get sense 0oo, just because u realize that what I said about pastor is true and that most of them are going to hell, u quickly deny being a pastor. U prefer to be a member of the congregation only.

Bad news for u. The pastors and the so called men of Goat have used and are still using the destiny and star of their members and followers to progress and even buy private jets while they the followers are living in abject poverty.

Muslim terrorists kill people physically while pastors kill their members or followers spiritually. Most church goers are dead but they knew not.

U said u are born again? And God show u His secrets?
U sure say no be witch somebody give u chop? Or u wash eye. That's what's trending now among pastors and men of...

OtemAtum:
I am not saying you should not worship Allah a creature of God. I am just declaring the truth to the world. You can also see the truth in the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY below. See the link here : Read from here, pls https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos

BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY written by Atheists like u abi? If I read that hogwash u called book that means I'm far astray too. U r like a deaf, dumb and blind who is far on the wrong path and cannot hear the call of the callers who wish to guide him.

I just pray that Allah should guide u.

smokinloud:
But when this happens remember today and give your life to Christ. without him it's hell fire surely and I pray you don't go to hell!

Nothing will happen to his tenure except good things. It's ur type that go to Babalawo to spoil other people's joy just to prove that u are a man of Goat.
It will be better for u to give ur life to Jehovah before it's too late. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.
Most Pastors are devil incarnate, they need the preaching more than the members or followers do.

Hell will be filled to the brim with Pastors, I'm not sure there will be space for us in hell.

OtemAtum:
God Almighty created Allah. Check the book of MCC 1:14


14. Now the names of some of these beings (created by God Almighty) are Knoliud, Miklas, Urim, Chimides, Chaleb, Eartum who is also called Atum, Largas, who is also called Allah, Nymphidis who is also called Yahweh, Wanyioyi,... Abassi, Nzame, Nyame;

Atum is an Egyptian gods, there is no God called Largas. Largas means long in Spanish.
I new from the onset that u were worthless, but I never knew u could be a pathological liar.
I believe in Allah and nothing u say or do that can shake my believe in Him.

God Almighty is Allah.

smokinloud:
Well mark my words!
when this happens hope you'd give your life to God!

My life is already in the hands of Allah.
Hope u won't use evil powers to spoil his tenure just to prove ur point?

OtemAtum:
I love your poem, but the bottom line is that Allah is currently in a spiritual cage.

1. Say: He is Allah, the One and Only;
2. Allah, the Eternal, Absolute;
3. He begetteth not, nor is He begotten;
And there is none like unto Him

"Allah! There is no god but He - the Living, The Self-subsisting, Eternal. No slumber can seize Him Nor Sleep. His are all things In the heavens and on earth. Who is there can intercede In His presence except As he permitteth? He knoweth What (appeareth to His creatures As) Before or After or Behind them. Nor shall they compass Aught of his knowledge Except as He willeth. His throne doth extend Over the heavens And on earth, and He feeleth No fatigue in guarding And preserving them, For He is the Most High. The Supreme (in glory)."

Atiku79:
Thank God!
Baba won't die now, he will live to witness the inauguration of the people's president.

Fellow Nigerians rejoice and make merry.

ATIKU IS COMING, ATIKU IS HERE!!!!!!!

How much Atiku pay u wey u no allow us hear word for NL?
Abeg shift make I pass!

Baba no be ordinary man. He dey see.

Redeakaa:
Its really painful to be honest

Ehn toh relocate come this side na

I know its not gonna be easy sha

OK. If u will find me a job even if na teaching. Da gudu zan yi relocating. I'm serious!

Atiku Bagudu of Kebbi has just been swore in. In fact all Atikus that I know had all be sworn in except Me. Y are my village people so wicked like this? Na who I offend? There's God 0oo!

Redeakaa:
Lol....its had to blv...but its true, although it not always like that...

Sometimes we go hours(4-5hrs and more sometimes) without light.

But most of the time....its there

CHAI, ur Governor really tried for u people 0oo.
Our own dey owe 38 months salary.
I will assume u know who am talking about, and he's still fighting for second term with zilch achievement to show.
Who did we offend?

Atiku Bagudu of Kebbi has just been sworn in. In fact all the Atikus that I know had all be sworn in except Me. Y are my village people so wicked like this? Na who I offend? There's God 0oo!

Atiku Bagudu of Kebbi has just been swore in. In fact all Atikus that I know had all be sworn in except Me. Y are my village people so wicked like this? Na who I offend? There's God 0oo!

smokinloud:
He isn't the greatest failure!
it's the holy spirit that spoke through him.
Ambode tenure would be better than Sanwo Olu's.
that's what God is telling me!

Another Yahoo yahoo men of Goat spotted.

Redeakaa:
That's my state..
He does well when it comes to salary payments and also sustained power supply..

We dey see like at least 23hours a day most times

Thumbs up Bagudu

23hours power supply for Nigeria? Are u sure ur state is part of the Naija I know?

Other Atikus can be swored in but not Atiku Abubakar.

OtemAtum:
May the LIGHT OF GOD ALMIGHTY which created Allah your god reveal the truth to you.

1. The mutual rivalry for piling up (the good things of this world) diverts you (from the more serious things),
2. Until ye visit the graves.
3. But nay, ye soon shall know (the reality).
4. Again, ye soon shall know!
5. Nay, were ye to know with certainty of mind, (ye would beware!)
6. Ye shall certainly see Hell-Fire!
7. Again, ye shall see it with certainty of sight!
8. Then, shall ye be questioned that Day about the joy (ye indulged in!).

paparazzi1987:
brain is paining this one. If your yansh burst una go dey blame edo people

Don't worry!
Nothing will happen to her ass, as long as nail or needle no chuk am. If kasala burst, vulcanizer can patch it

OtemAtum:
Okay, Toke and RMD are humans and they are only doing what humans do.

In other news, today marks the 2nd year, 9th month and 3rd day since Yahweh, Allah, Moloch and many other gods/heads of religions have been captured and confined into the spiritual cage by the gods of science who wants human beings to start using their brains to reason rather than using the books of religions to eke out their lives.

For details, go and study the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY revealed to the world so that they could be free from mind slavery brought to them by various religions of the world. Peace.

Radarada!

kay5you:
Sanwo failure

Ur intention is not good towards ur fellow human beings that's y ur life is a mess. U r the greatest failure!

Atiku79:
This fake inauguration can't stand.
The Supreme Court will soon rescue Atiku's mandate from the hands of the ungodly broom-waving party.

Fellow Nigerians, rejoice and make merry

ATIKU IS COMING, ATIKU IS HERE

If u r still dreaming about what u said... U will soon enter Guinness book of record as the longest dreamer in the world.
The Supreme Court go continue to delay the case until Buhari finish him tenure. By the time u and ur Atiku go wake up from ur sleep... It's already 2023
Wake up and smell the coffee!

IbyOneGod:
I wish yusuf buhari the same in Jesus name Amen

Sincerely speaking u need to take it back. Is not good to wish others bad things like this one.
Anything u wouldn't like anyone to wish u or ur family.... Don't wish that to others. Love for others what u love for urself.

AryaSand:
How about the dollars he hid inside his babariga? I hope he included it in his asset declaration.

Him types no dey save money for bank, na for soakaways.
The pocket in his baban Riga is his mobile bank for fast deposit and withdrawal.

Esomchi800:
He wont be going to jail sha
I trust God
He will be bailed

And afterwards the guy no go won hear the word "Yahoo" again.

tesppidd:
I trust Dino;

He will just call them both for a threeesome and document it as a constituency project.

The way words dey leak comot for ur mouth... If dem give u gun u go misfire

Optional09:
this idiot is a confirmed mad man

Have u also confirmed ur father's stupidity and madness?
Hatred will not take us any where. Wake up!

TheBeat:
Okorocha vs Tinubu go be a walk over for Rochas. North will vote for him.

The guy get sense. He don already buy all almajiris with free education.

Obainoneandonly:
a virgin with a fallen boobs. what a virgin

It's true, she's still a virgin. Na her spiritual husband wey dey... Her for her dreams na him fall her boobs.
If u no get physical husband, u get spiritual one.

Nigerian films directors don get another true life story. By next week the film will be out.

Masionreay:
No u got her wrong. She can't write well just that she is hot tempered type.

And since when did u became her lawyer. How much she dey pay u?

Bonapart:
It can only be God

While others only know how to kill and blow themselves up

The prophet in some people's book didn't even perform a single miracle yet they're calling him a prophet. Pedophile

If miracles and wonders are what it takes to be called Prophet, even Satan too na prophet, he gave most of these so called prophets powers to decieve the gullible.
How many prophets did miracles in the Bible, yet na prophets dem be. God communicate with them and they pass the info that's all.

We need to know the difference between soothsayer, magician, sorcerer and prophet.