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celebritystory:
A young man who took a prostitute to his friends house for sex has died in the act.

Journalist, Sapele Oghenek shared the tragic news on his Facebook page.

He wrote:

WAHALA
26/01/2022

THIS BOY NAI ASHAWO KPUFF FOR JESSE. HE DIE ON ACTIVE SERVICE.

Many of them never like it slow. The moment you hear faster, faster, faster, just stand up and tell her to come and ride... Comrade ain't ready to meet creator....

Today's 27th. OP, how you wan pay this thing back tomorrow like this coz I know all these loan company not gonna give you 1 Naira unless you are a salary earner or drop asset....

Kirkman:
The mumu forgot that there is something called E-books and PDF's that one can read on a phone.

I weak. I will gladly sell all my books for phone.... I literally have no note or textbooks from 100L till I graduated, all were stored on my phone...

janda1:
You have a big problem sir
If the bros want to do e-commerce, he will know how much they charge and learn more
Last year, I requested my bank charge me that amount through a staff I used, I mean through a staff I used not myself, please stop quoatin me, I won't relpy you again..

You should be the one to stop quoting me with your lies bro... Bank staff change 1 rmb to 65 Naira for you !!!?. Rest please

bonnyhope:
I always tell people around me, if you cannot afford iPhone, next option should be Samsung

Samsung is cheap ? Is S21 ultra and iPhone 12 pro max not similar price ?

emy9:
OP it is not bad to buy a phone. Well done for doing what any other person would have done.

Let me ask you.

How many books have you bought this year?

How many seminars have attended?

He should buy books instead of phone ?

janda1:
Sorry bro
I don't work that way,
They don't charge me that much.. your bank is different from my bank... good luck.. bank rate are different from banks rate... The way I work is different from the way you work

Stop quoting me, please give the guy up there a good advice, good luck bro

Be lying to yourself there... ... 65 fire... you novice will just be forming professional for clout...
I guess you are using CBN rate you saw online to deceive urself or You have been buying directly from CBN ?

Enter bank first, you will learn the real truth.....

SPLENDID25:
Just say you wanna show off. That's a machine you've got right there!

That spec can't play Pes 2021 and you call it a machine !!!!?

Gold179:
why ask me that, is there any thing wrong with owning a rental properties?

I guess he's asking you because 8m will definitely not buy land and build you a decent house to rent out.... How much is 8m that u're putting so much hope on it... if Op start, it will definitely turn to abandon project..

janda1:
How much is card rate to china

What bank are you using.. sir when you move closer to some bank staff, you will learn more and know the real truth

No truth bro. Even if you use international pass on Alipay to buy Yuan with Mastercard, bank rate is 80 something plus .... and maximum you can buy is 10,000 Yuan in 3 months... and mind you, Nigeria bank will still find a way to calculate the RMB in form of dollar and limit you to 100$ per month.....

janda1:
Bro why are you talking like this, haba now
Some one asked me a question and did you read what he asked me and base on the main question did you read what the writer wrote also please go back and read what he wrote before typing sir...I stated an example am not saying he should use the whole 14 million on e-commerce...go through all what I wrote again please before typing and judging..

You already bleeped up bro the moment you said bank can change Yuan @65 Naira.... ....

janda1:
Am into it
I know how much I earn

And you travel to China to pickup up the items or you chat with agent to waybill it to you ? If you are deceiving urself, better don't deceive those here.. This your theory will be better if only you will come along with the goods to Nigeria on same plane you board, if not, waste of ticket..... And for clarification, am an agent that help people purchase and customize from China factories. So I know all u're saying is just cruize. Just one trip to and fro, you will know how useless it is to enter factory urself to purchase... it's a digital world. Wechat and whatsapp is more than enough for you to communicate with factory sales rep....

janda1:
When you buy an item worth 1million buying watches alone and your earn profit of 6-10 million on it depends on how you sell it, please how much is now plane tickets money.. don't you use watch

Enter the business first... You will learn

janda1:
It's better to go to china and get it when he has 14million because when you go to bank to covert your naira to yuan it's around 60-65 but when you use agent they will collect 93 yuan per products and they are not trustworthy because they are after your money not your desire for your business to be profitable, they won't test your items if it's working or not they will just ship the way the seller sent but buying it from factory directly you can negotiate with them, you will test the item yourself and see and you can also tour some factory for many things to add to your business and you can see something that they have there that it's not in Nigeria and also you will have proper documentation with them and it's not all the time you will have to go there when you have gone there for the first time and they have your contact...they can ship the item to you too Nigeria anytime, I cant be explaining all this, do you think it's all the time jumia go to china....they have there supplier numbers

A factory in china can't afford to loose someone buying a goods worth 5 million or can you lose a client that is paying you 6 figures..

Be saying nonesense with confidence there. Which bank will convert yuan at 65 Naira for you.... And which 14M did you see, OP clearly stated his own share is 8m, you want him to add his brother's 6m to do business also ? Because the business will be 100% successful ?.... even those with 14m are not thinking of wasting transport fare to China to and fro unless they have something more important to do there. When you already spend close to a million on your own transportation alone, how much profit will now remain, not to even talk of Covid test money....... And it's like you don't know 5m Naira is not even up to 60,000 Yuan. You expect factories dealing in wholesale goods worth over 100 thousands of yuan to treat you like a king ?!!!! ... Rest bro....

janda1:
Transportation
What is sea cargo doing there, how much is sea cargo and the item would be more cheaper sending it through air cargo...he is going to make the 1 million back in 100 times.. I guess you don't know much...I won't say much.....that is the best business ever

Stange you quickly forgot the part where you said OP should go to the factory in China himself !!!... Plane ticket is cheap now ?

Johnsown1:
Oga this is not a Ponzi scheme, how much are you making in your current business maybe a billion naira daily. Since you are all knowledgeable, super intelligent and wise. Please advise him to make a better choice which can be your suggestion, thanks.

are you not getting your error ? Land is profitable but not the easy way you put it... when someone need advice, give them something feasible. Not exagerration....

janda1:
Bro good morning my best advice for you is to go into e-commerce ( mini importation) buying from China and also please don't use agent you can go to china to the factory that produce it..it's a profitable business and you can make a millions monthly and generate 100 to 200 million a year for example

You want OP to spend close to 1m Naira on transportation alone ? Untop 8m naira....

Johnsown1:
Some stage in ones life you just don't need to throw tantrum on people on a faceless blog or say something that you don't know nor have the full details.

I can help you buy a land of 6m to 10m in Enugu and sell it upto 8m to 15m next year depending on your invest. And I have places that you can buy 40m to 80m in new haven and Independence layout in Enugu then get up to 60m to 100m in a year or two. So don't argue carelessly

All I see here is 20% in a year or 2 bro, what happened to "get the money double whenever your ready to sell" I guess it's a marketing strategy... defining a fluke as expected....

elampiro:
I am living abroad. That alone is enough. I am working and making money.

Moreover, schools in Germany are mostly free and you only neep to deposit block money.

Bro, which school is that and what's the certificate currently doing for you

elampiro:
Yes. I am a witness

which school is that, and what's the certificate currently doing for you.... ?

Johnsown1:
How is it nonsense brain boy and what made it unrealistic. This is the field that am into

Real estate people and market women, 5&6.. lure you into buying properties just for there 10% agent fee.... you just said it simple "get the money double whenever your ready to sell".... which land is that ? For which state ?......

selfemployed:
Lol.

As for your younger brother's money, don't save it in naira account. Save it in Dollars account. That way, it will not depreciate. Or let him buy a property with it. A kind of asset

dollar is 588 as at now, you mean it will not depreciate ?

elampiro:
Don't be in a hurry. Consider all options wisely. Money gone is gone forever.

My advise
1. If you are a graduate, why not study abroad like in UK or Germany or Finlqnd?

2. Don't go into business with all your money. In case of business, may be like N3m

3. If you must buy shares. Only with half of the money or part of it. Don't buy on speculation of rising of prices. But on based on worth of a company. Like First Bank, Zenith, GTB, etc.

Do not buy XYZ insurance or ABC insurance. Here today, gone tomorrow.

4. You can buy one plot of land in a town that you know well. Like N1.5 to N2m. But beware of land grabbers

You think 8m ($13,793) is enough to school abroad....

okuwehcris:
Don't go into property investment if you don't have a business to generate you more funds, that 8m can barely complete a 2bedroom bungalow and cost of land inclusive. Building construction is way to expensive and the 8m will lead him to an abandoned project in which he will regret.

Don't let anyone deceive you that 5m can give you a decent home, ìŕò ńĺà

You just spoke the simple truth.... many people here with no even half plot of land be advising OP on venturing into real estate and using it for rent.... I mean, how the hell are you expecting 8m to buy land and build house in a rentable area unless you are talking of bokoharam infested area

tbred:
@op , property investment is the right choice of investment to key in. Look for a higher institution area and buy land to build hostels, students will always occupy your hostels year in year out.

Or you can invest in a mini lounge or bar, people will always patronise.

first class Comedian. ... you want to buy land at student area and build hostel with just 8m Naira...

Johnsown1:
I will advice you to invest but in real estate and get the money double whenever your ready to sell. Had it been your Enugu then I would help u more. Make sure that the land is genuine if you follow this advice. Landed properties donsen't depriciate

just see the nonesense you typed... many of you are just unrealistic

nlugliest:
I am currently on hospital bed as my heart has never stopped racing and currently feeling partial cramp in my both legs and severe migraine coupled with serious mental trauma.

It's a simple case OP, put pressure on bank with the help of police to give you house address of the guy....
With time if the guy is yet to be seen, police will put wanted on the guy's picture and distribute it everywhere. Won't be long he and his car will be seen... unless he lives and drive that car in the Jungle, he will surely be seen. Just keep calm....

Healthrelatedjo:
This guy is still in Nigeria,op shld man up and search for d nigga,he go still dey ib city

Even if he leaves Nigeria, the car is still in Nigeria..... so search continues till him or the car is seen......

CHIMCO:
It may be nonsense to you and useful to others.

it's a very easy answer bro. No need to be creating thread for something easily seen on google. This is not Quora... if everyone here does that, threads of people with real problem are gonna be covered up

6m !!!! Lol

CHIMCO:
Is there any hazard in driving a car when the AC is on and a container of fuel inside the Car?

Some said that it can cause an explosion of the Car or an immediate fire outbreak inside the Car.

What do you think?

Please Car Experts in the house, help us here with detailed answers.

stop creating all these nonesense thread abeg. This is simply Google stuff.......

Born2conquer:
I actually no longer trust people to handle my business for me, past experiences have been kinda unfortunate

don't ever give anybody your car to drive. Regret is certain...