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TV/Movies / Re: Thread For Anime Lovers (NO HENTAI PLEASE) by altteemy: 11:27pm On Dec 17, 2022
CoolUsername:
bang
Intelligence busted

Family / Re: Mum Shocked As Her Daughter Keeps Bringing Different Animals Home (Video) by altteemy: 11:03am On Dec 17, 2022
"That thing is black"

Girl says "But you're black"

"Next time your bring one of these things home, you and that animal are both going to the Animal Shelter" cheesy

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Sports / Re: Samuel Eto'o Fils Apologises After Physically Attacking Youtuber by altteemy: 12:52pm On Dec 07, 2022
AquaPetals:
He should not only apologize but also pay for physical, mental and emotional damages. I'm talking upwards of $5000.

I doubt that amount will cut it. Others paid much more than that for lesser assault not even caught on camera like this.

Immediately I saw that knee to the head, I said to someone, "this guy just destroyed his own career".

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Politics / Re: Your Failure Responsible For Nationwide Hardship - Governors Hit Back At FG by altteemy: 10:38pm On Dec 03, 2022
Divoc19:
And who stopped the governors from protecting their own states?
The masses can not be fooled anymore..

This blame game will not help us.. we need proactive leaders

I find it odd that they can mobilize large numbers of law enforcement from both the police and military as task force for activities like seizing of bikes on the highways but when it comes to protecting the citizens, they feel incapacitated and say only the CinC can work it out.

I am not understanding.

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Romance / Re: Newly Wedded Nigerian Army Officer In Trouble For Posting Wedding Video by altteemy: 7:33pm On Nov 27, 2022
juniorboma:
See as officers lie down for ground

That's an abuse of the uniform and possibly the reason they got punished.

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Politics / Re: APC Mega Rally: Jandor Flays Sanwo-olu For Closing Down Lagos Markets by altteemy: 10:31am On Nov 26, 2022
All this will only make APC be seen as a tyrant party that's been victimizing the market as well as the transport unions.

They could have done a better job than forceful participation. This will create anger and possibly a reverse of what was hoped for at the ballots.

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Politics / Re: Aminu Adamu Shalele Arrested For Posting About Aisha Buhari (Pictures) by altteemy: 10:23am On Nov 26, 2022
baralatie:

Then he should have accused Mr president and not publicly accused the wife
Abi!
The madam is not the executive that sent the feeding money to NASS

Wether THE POOR PEOPLE'S MONEY HAS BEEN EATEN or THE PEOPLE'S MONEY HAS BEEN EATEN.

If Aisha has taken a spoon of any of Aso Rock's meals, technically the young man is right according to the billions allocated for that purpose.

That comment should not even have been responded to but now, more condemnation will follow.

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Business / Re: Naira Redesign: Nigerians Will Fill Uncountable Forms To Withdraw Large Amounts by altteemy: 7:28am On Nov 24, 2022
Simplythebest:
Bank is were the most corruption is committed. Don't mind all this CBN saying trash the bank will still find a way to help corrupt politicians to hide and bypass the process. Nigeria being good and better will only take grace of God.

Knowing this, a lot of bank managers might go to jail if they will be the weak part of the link.

Multiple birds are killed with this new policy.

- If you have limited cash, no more spraying of money at parties else EFCC will track you
- Election bribe money will be curbed.
- Corrupt payments will drastically be limited
- Possible Ransom payment withdrawals will be flagged to starve the kidnapping business
- Kidnappers and terrorists funds can't be withdrawn to buy new weapons unless they start doing bartering which is high inventory and higher risk of tracking.
- Lesser cash printing costs
- Stamp duty funding of government.
- Easier to tax incomes

A huge win for the government in saving, earning more and handling security issues all at once.

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Politics / Re: National Assembly Passes Students Loan Bill by altteemy: 3:21pm On Nov 23, 2022
blaquebelle:

They don't need loans. Education is already cheap in this country.

A thought on how much school fees will soon be that would require lots of students to get loans before they can study.
Business / Re: New Naira Notes Unveiled (Pictures) by altteemy: 1:37pm On Nov 23, 2022
bennybuhari:
If this is the new note, then it is just waste of efforts and resources. What a joke

On the contrary, they actually saved costs of cutting or designing a new look.

They simply switched the colors with new ones meaning the cost of production remains the same while at the same time using the law to make these ones legal tender and the older ones obsolete.
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: We’re Now Integrity Group — Wike, Allies by altteemy: 4:45pm On Nov 20, 2022
I believe they will back Peter Obi's candidature.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Illicit Drugs Concealed Inside Tubers Of Yam At Lagos Airport by altteemy: 7:19am On Nov 18, 2022
lymelyte:
facts.. The yam or yams were dipped into mud after and later allowed to dry on the yam to conceal the drug properly.

I concur

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Illicit Drugs Concealed Inside Tubers Of Yam At Lagos Airport by altteemy: 7:17am On Nov 18, 2022
Newtononline:


That is not possible. Even if you plant the yam seedling and the drug together, the yam seedling will decay before sprouting. The yam that will grow out in the ground is a fresh tuber of yam entirely and not the continuation of the yam seedling that was planted. What they did was to cut a portion of the yam, put the drug inside and glued it back. That is why you are seeing a lot of mud on that part that has the drug

Going by that angle, the person peeling the yam needn't have cut all around the yam to get to the drugs. I do get your point about the mud.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Illicit Drugs Concealed Inside Tubers Of Yam At Lagos Airport by altteemy: 6:10am On Nov 18, 2022
AnonymustME:
I wonder how they pulled this off

They planted the drugs together with the yam seedling. A long term plan.

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Romance / Re: How I Dealt With An Entitled Lady by altteemy: 9:03am On Nov 16, 2022
Abfinest007:
To some extend I support ur action but it childish not telling her from the beginning
Nazgul:

In as much as I'm not in support of her ordering what she can't afford, I'll advice that in case of next time do the ordering yourself. ...
Medianna:
That 'i can't spend on a woman that's isn't my wife' is very wrong. Lines of an irresponsible man in the making.
Imagine during courtship you don't take care of her. In marriage it will be worse cuz you've subconsciously condition your mind not to meet her needs deliberately.
Though there is limit for everything.

It was the lady that called for the date. Technically, she's supposed to pay the bill for the two of them. Paying for his own part was even helping out.

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Phones / Re: All These Foreign Numbers That Keep Flashing Me!!!!! (Pictures) by altteemy: 2:44pm On Nov 13, 2022
Jeffy1206:
don't dare to call back else your credit will vanish. Be warned!!

It's actually a call service plan where you call and they offer you a service like sex chat, medical advice, legal advice, e.t.c

Some just put you on pre recorded response and since you called, you'll be charged per seconds as long as you stay on the call.

Ordinarily, legit businesses place those contact numbers on their websites or advertise their services on TV but these ones simply flash you and if you out of curiosity call back, you get billed.

What I do once I notice those type of calls is I quickly pick up so they get charged the international call rates. Joke's on them grin

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Crime / Re: Kenyan Thieves Return Stolen Cow To Police After Bees Attacked Them (Graphic) by altteemy: 11:15pm On Nov 06, 2022
The possibility arises that the whole team are in on a scam ploy to raise publicity for the witch doctor. It is possible to attract bees on you without them harming you.

In the video, the man was being careful about harming the bees on his hands. The witch doctor simply could have a bee bait in the bag to recall them.

While African voodoo truly exists, the real stories are like 20 to 30%. Most of what's seen publicly is "African Magic".

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Phones / Re: Elon Musk Fires Twitter Employees Worldwide by altteemy: 1:45am On Nov 05, 2022
budaatum:


And you think Facebook that is facing its own problems would want to buy twitter, and that apart from anticompetitive laws getting in the way?

I'd love to see Facebook poison itself even more, is all I can say

If Facebook had gotten Snapchat, they would have owned close to half of social media and my guess is their end game was to raise ad costs after their buying spree.

Buying Twitter would raise their shares astronomically.
Phones / Re: Elon Musk Fires Twitter Employees Worldwide by altteemy: 11:48pm On Nov 04, 2022
Now, he can sell Twitter to Facebook for a huge payout.
Crime / Re: Housewife Poisons Her Husband To Death In Borno, Says "I Hate Marriage" by altteemy: 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2022
inoki247:
When you know say you hate marriage you should've run away....

So with all the treating well na Death the man deserves....


The first husband go dey thank God for him head like this....

delpee:
Why not leave instead of killing the man? Heartless woman.

She did leave. Her people just kept turning her back to her husband's house.

Not a good thing to keep forcing people to where they don't want to be.

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Health / Re: Please Help!!!! Possible Hiv Exposure And Symptoms. by altteemy: 12:43pm On Oct 28, 2022
Grumio.

She can't give you HIV if she doesn't have it. Take the lady for test.

Female:
Mcs
HIV
Hepatitis B
Hepatitis C
Syphilis

Might as well do all STD tests. For her, it's free. For you, it's peace of mind.

smiley
Politics / Re: How ‘DSS, US Soldiers Arrested Suspected Terrorist’ In Abuja Estate by altteemy: 11:28am On Oct 27, 2022
Seems there is a high profile terrorist threat for such an operation of that magnitude considering also the earlier warning from the US government.

Something big is about to happen. I hope it doesn't become successful provided our security agencies can nip it in the bud. Coincidentally, terrorist funds can now be tracked with the new naira notes.

Now it's all beginning to make sense.

- The ban on crypto (untraceable ransome and terror funding funds)
- Sim cards linked with NIN
- The hasty change in the naira

Without revealing much, the govt has been proactive on the terror war. I pray it all comes out successful.

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Business / Re: Old Currencies To Expire 31/01/2023 - Emefiele (Video) by altteemy: 6:40pm On Oct 26, 2022
Shoodboi:


In other words, the plan is to force people to deposit money they're keeping at home in the banks. I suspect they're doing this to strengthen the banks, the naira, or to do something about the ongoing inflation. But what do I know? The economists are the experts here. So Narialand economists, over to you.

It can be used to track... and funders of ....

It is a security matter.
Which is why it was given a short time window for all the monies to be replaced.

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Politics / Re: Keyamo Blames GEJ For Buhari's Inability To Fullfil Students Loan Promise by altteemy: 9:05am On Oct 22, 2022
Peeps don't seem to get the point. School fees are soon going to be VERY high that it would be necessary to get student loans for students to get higher education. sad

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Family / Re: Say No To Sexual & Gender Based Violence - Project Alert On Violence by altteemy: 12:33pm On Oct 12, 2022
Understanding consent.
Know this and know peace.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZwvrxVavnQ
Education / Re: Zulum Embarrassed As JSS Students Can’t Write, Read. by altteemy: 9:19pm On Oct 08, 2022
klonboi:


Don't you think if I'm been taught in school in Hausa as my native dialect my retentive capabilities would be 99.99% compared to when taught in English?

Sure it would be better but what if the discoveries weren't in your local language?

I think it still falls down to interest. Kids grow up speaking and thinking in the language they were raised up with. If there was an interest in them learning English, the parents should have done so early enough.

Most of the knowledge were achieved by western nations and passing that along should be in the language it was aquired in. E.g is there an Hausa variant of H2O or CH3 or the elements on the periodic table? Unless science and technology had been home grown to achieve that knowledge, passing that info in a localized language would be difficult in any country.

Also, if a child whose language is Hausa could still take on the Quran and write out it's words despite Arabic not being his daily conversational language, what stops such a child from easily writing A to Z and simple English words if not for a lack of interest placed by parents and educators towards that line.

I feel a balance of education and religion should be together. The numbers of today are known as Arabic numerals. Maybe letting them know that the Arabian world played a hugely basic part in the mathematics every nation imbibes today would help break any sentiments of education being a brainwashing scheme.

Schools can run Monday till Thursday while letting them have a full day of Friday for unrestricted religious knowledge.

More bonuses and promotions for school heads that have more students passing standardized and closely monitored exams.

Districts with better educated students per population lation should get increased utilities and amenities from education funded programs and grants.

With time, acceptance will increase.

The world is getting global from just everyone's laptop and to have a global relevance and appeal, global wisdom and knowledge is required else their abilities will be stunted.

Wishing you well - Teemy
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Has Good Economic Plans For The Naira - Kingsley Moghalu by altteemy: 5:21pm On Oct 07, 2022
N3TRAL:

Kingsley Moghalu talked about multiple exchange rates. His opinion regarding that is understandable.

When Obidíots were saying that Moghalu agreed to removal of import restrictions, I argued and now the truth has been revealed.

Actually, the *import restrictions* are non provisions of forex for goods on that list. There about 41 or so items there.

If the exchange rate was uniform, every item would have an equal playing field and as such no *restrictions* would exist.

I also agree that with the forex rate is uniform and dollar rate is high like now (black market), it will encourage local production of goods that would otherwise have been sourced overseas. Initially it will be painful but with time, it will be better for the nation at large.
Business / Re: NNPC Ltd Acquires 380 Oando Stations, Other Assets Nationwide by altteemy: 8:49am On Oct 04, 2022
obajoey:
Something is happening

Once subsidy is fully removed by mid 2023, it will be an open market for anyone to sell fuel at any price they desire.

With more outlets also in the competition, fuel stations will think well before offering fuel at a high disparity to that of NNPC prices.

A nice idea looking at it

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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 22 by altteemy: 11:52am On Oct 02, 2022
Any worthwhile global high wins contest coming up this month?
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 22 by altteemy: 11:50am On Oct 02, 2022
Hi guys. Someone contacted me out of the blue about having a lot of clients who want to win prop firm evaluations.

If you're interested and have won any before, do get across to me to link you up.

My WhatsApp contact in my signature below.

Wishing you well - Teemy

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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 22 by altteemy: 6:41am On Sep 24, 2022
VlamesIffect:


Big boss everybooduy get him way of viewing & trading marketss. This man..the owner of renaissance na machine deay trade for am. There's no ultimate trading style.
Everything comes down to how you see & interprete the market....Omo as i dey type this thing i dun kpef..
Make i go sleep abeg.

The market is exactly all chaotic. We simply use indicators and trading strategies to create a form of orderliness and go with the end result whether win or lose.

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