₦airaland Forum

IamLEGEND1:
[b] Trust me,you aren't alone in your struggle.
Air-headedness & docility is the norm when it comes to naija babes,anything else is the exception to the rule.
I gotta admit,I really envy your tenacity & willpower. if I dated a girl like yours,I would have shot my myself (twice,preferably) in the head a long time ago.

I obtained some random girl's number a while ago and we got to talking. I absentmindedly asked her opinion on the Arab spring and she kept saying 'Eh?',pretending not to have heard what I said.......I decided to spell it out for her in plain terms and the best reply she could muster was 'They should just negotiate with the terrorists na'.

I nearly screamed into the phone but ultimately kept my cool. I told that ìdiot to lose my number,PRONTO.
A brother needs a girl who can have blood flowing in the two most important directions- Towards his brain & towards His dìck.

Unto you I say,brotherly: dump this intellectual liability and find yourself someone who can stimulate you sexüally and intellectually. [/b]

ybalogs:
Nigerians should just copy the Indians nah.make the rich dey marry the poor and vice versa. These rich people no just dey reason the poors rara sha. God dey

neurosci:
That means it's just 800k per session. Cheaper than I expected.
And, does it mean students are not allowed to live off campus?
How much is the acceptance fee?
Can I PM u for the last question?

neurosci:
Hello, how much is CU's hostel fees per session, pls?

Nbote:
Sometimes some of una kip embarrassing Christianity and making others a laughing stock.. What sort of Christian are u if u believe d trumpet has sounded in Israel while d rest of the world waits their turn? Abi na upside down una dey read una own Bible?

Stevebamdex:
Really? By the way,Who is hauwa ? We don't know her here in sambisa forest.

moonnstar:
they no dey joke for ur village?abi depression,I mean recession don too much?

mdokaba1:
Meaning?

Flirtyjane:
Congrat but I pretty pass her and get brain too pass her. My CGPA was 4.84. Don't ask me course.

carmag:
did you say negative image ?...hmm is she a criminal or a fraudster, i will rather say [b]she is full of proud and pomposity [/b]so only a lousy and reckless guy like her can tolerate

carmag:
you are right but difficult for a successful guy to marry a successful woman

it's easier for a successful guy to marry a lady from a wealthy family than to marry a self made and successful lady

a successful guy wants a woman he will come back and meet her at home with the kids even after doing some rubbish outside

a successful guy will not entertain competition in his house in the name of marriage

a successful guy will feel insecure by a successful wife

lastly, successful guys don't waste their energy trying to satisfy a woman in the other room

echodrum:
really? So successful guys should only look for successful girls eh?

skywalker240:
The rate nigerian ladies run after made men is so so alarming.they always despise men with little beginings and so therefore go after rich old men in their 60s...they are the most lazy and most selfish creatures even when a struggling guy who have ambitions comes they brush him aside they are only concerned about the present. They would spend 24 hours of the day watching Z world and telemundo and spend eternity on social media posting pics,gossiping and looking at celebrities and then one mugu comes and take them to a fast food joint and you see her ordering large and enourmous quantity of what she has not and will never be previllaged to taste in her fathers house. A typical nigerian girl would see you today if you are broke or struggling and vow never to touch you even if it means their life, but these same idiots will eat their words and run after you when you become made....

FEAR GOD, AFTER GOD MY BROTHERS FEAR NIGERIAN LADIES

And as for that girl up there who said

IF U CANT FIND LOVE, FIND HIS MONEY....MTCHWWWW

U BE

dimexy247:
6. ‘Go away jare’

If you know what’s good for you, better stay. Nigerian girls are the queens of reverse psychology.

ElsonMorali:
Wonderful comment.

Wish people would spend as much effort on preparing for the married life as they spend taking pre-marital pictures and baby bump pictures.

GboyegaD:
If every other medical professionals tell you that you are wrong, don't you think you should take a step back and perhaps refresh your memory?

InvertedHammer:
Silkmoth33:

When a patient asks a question, learn to communicate in simple terms. That is health care delivery and not some flowery jargons and mumbo jumbo. Your goal is to heal and not to impress.
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DangotePikin:
happy birthday in arrears Amokeme, I wish you long life and prosperity. God's grace and favour will follow you all through your new year.

Section8:
He ignored the 2nd cardinal rule in dating. On the second Date "take her to the pool".

Oma307:
babe, are you from Kano