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TechCapon:
Thank God I only take Hollandia

Lol... They've been faking that one for years.

Almost every beverage in Nigeria has a fake version.

At this point... Is there anything being sold in Nigeria that's strictly original?!!

Fake Religions
Fake Milk and Beverages
Fake Cosmetics
Fake Leaders
Fake Relationships and Marriages
Fake Roads and Infrastructure
Fake Vehicles

...Fake Citizens

Good to hear.

Congrats to Lagosians.

That means your governor is doing wonders.

Wanted posters without reward money for those that help you apprehend them...!

No snitch fee!

Well, it shouldn't be that hard for them to hide away if they are smart... It's not like security is sophisticated, except they are already in custody or they voluntarily turn themselves in.


If you have evidence, why not just quietly nab them instead of this online parade.

Mtchewwww... Like you were ever going to say otherwise.

Even if it was caught on camera, you would have still denied it, probably claim they are fake soldiers.


No way members of the military and Police are not colluding with terrorists in the North.

asiga:
Senegal to beat Ivory Coast, sure game.

No game is really sure in this competition tbh.

Senegal might have a day off, or get a red card...! Or Cote'divoire might truly wake (they have a star team).

Kilometres:
The halves that have won it before are also playing each other. Another half will be eliminated

It might just be the turn of the underdogs.

That would be great to see.

iwaeda:
Host will still play Sadio boys. Senegal 8-0 Ivory Coasts.

Doesn't always work like that o.

Shockers are waiting in this tournament.

Sigh... North Africa! After all the hype.

May the best team triumph.

Best Afcon tournament in a very long while... Glad to see improvements in African football.

May this translate to the world stage.

oseahumenb:
@poster, this is a wrong caption. Where is the pastor in this case? Does it mean every religious person is a pastor?

Stop denigrating the name of pastor

Well, most Nigerians bearing that title to defraud gullible people in the name of Christianity have done all the denigration ever needed.


We are at the juncture where you take every word spoken by clergymen with a grain of salt, for your own safety.

That's how far we have rubbished this religion.

rayopt:
I dont understand the headline title and the story. Shey na Nigerian be that white pastor ni? How is the pastor a Nigerian please and it is nowhere in the story

Lol... The Nigerians or Nigerian-Americans are the gullible sheep that got swindled by a Crooked White American.

Basic summary.

As long as greed and stupidity exist amongst people, conmen will continue to thrive.


"Everyday, a sucker is birthed, same with those that will take them for every penny they possess"


You are either a gullible sheep, or a Wolf!

Suzzytee05:
These days we only eat rice like twice in a week.

Spaghetti has replaced rice in my house.

You eat rice twice a week?!! You even eat Spaghetti regularly?!!

You are doing well!


If I hear say most Nigerians eat rice beyond Twice a month.

Funkyswagzz:
Price of dollar is 1390 this government is doing well. Joke apart if dangote would have prioritised production of pms and port harcourt have started by now, we would've seen the impact. One question I keep asking is, are our leaders not aware of the problems we are facing or they don't want to solve it asap?

Well, in all fairness... There can be no short term or drastic fixes for these protracted issues with the economy.

The solutions meant for long-term won't be seen anytime soon

Matter of fact, it will still get worse than this.

The main inflation never even start...!

Everyone should brace up.

Make she cut soap for Uzoho and Nwabali...!

They will need her 'charm' in the coming days.

Oboto700:
it a Shame sharing the same country with u... the two won't even get to the final

I support Nigeria alright, but I can't wish them into the finals...!

Patriotism doesn't mean we shouldn't say the truth.

Nigeria hasn't measured up this tournament in terms of football quality, compared to Senegal and Morocco.

These two teams play amazing football, no fear or over defensive nonsense.

If Nigeria manages to get into the final, all well and good.

Morocco dey ball sha...!

A worthy final would be Morocco Vs Senegal.

Would be awesome to see Mane and his brothers spit in the face of North Africa twice in a row.

Meanwhile, I hope Cote'divoire gets a second chance from this game... I believe they will do better in the knockout stage.

maasoap:
And we should be happy, right? A country in the category of Saudi Arabia and UAE! The last time prices of petrol in different countries was published, none of the oil producing nations sells above 30 naira per litre. What a shame!

None of those oil-producing nations sends crude oil out for refining, only to 're-import' fuel at higher amounts.

The fact that your country has failed to establish and maintain functioning refineries in over 6 decades of Independence is not my fault, Sir.

An average Saudi Arabian can't even comprehend such ridiculousness.

GoWithGood:
Are you not ashamed that in your country 1 American dollar equals 1200 of your useless country currency? Is it supposed to be so?

1200?!! Lol!

Some of you are just not informed!

The last time Naira was exchanged at 1200 was in December... Google the current rate.

Maybe it's your camera... But, that soup looks like what a dysenteric individual barfed up.

besayag:
Subsidy is gone n dem dey happy

Gone where??! Lol.

If they truly removed the subsidy and deregulated that sector, you should be buying petrol at almost 1k per liter.

saddler:


Its still cheap at 650 naura.

That's less than 50 cent.

It's still being subsidized... If market forces were allowed to have their way, it should be selling at a minimum of 950/Liter going by the current exchange rate.

650 ke?!! I have been buying 680 - 700 for weeks now.

They are still subsidizing it at that price to be honest.

Going by the current exchange rate and its impact on importation, Petrol shouldn't be less than #950 per liter.

G00dharddick:
The guy they call Seunmsg is coming to call you an IPOB, esn and hater of Nigeria for Saying this

I don't have his time... It's his choice to see the truth and hide from it.

jchioma:
These people are crying wolf because they feel shortchanged now. All the disastrous decisions Buhari made we did not hear their opposition and threats.

CBN must be relocated to Lagos, reasons given were plausible. In fact all government and multinational corporations doing business in Nigeria should be domiciled at their places of operations.

This is why you have miners doing operations somewhere else but storing dynamites elsewhere.

Let oil companies go back to the Niger-Delta!

FAAN has been moved to Lagos already.

When power inevitably returns to the North, they will move them back to Abuja or even to Niger Republic.

Is it not just to move organizations about??! Their time is coming...!

You all should keep playing ping-pong with the nation while terrorists take over.

Oh shut the fvck up abeg!

When your turn comes again to destroy the nation, move it back to Abuja or even move it to Niger.

G00dharddick:
Man is going to relax in France, despite the kidnapping and insecurity ravaging Nigeria. What a shame!

Meanwhile the president of France can never come down to Nigeria or Africa to relax.

Thiefnnubu is a Foool and a monumental failure

Like successor, like predecessor!

Buhari literally spent more than half of his 2 tenures abroad, either receiving treatments, check-ups, or roaming around the globe aimlessly.

These people don't believe in the future or destiny of this nation!

They don't even care if the nation stands or burns.

GOTVee:
Peter Obi can never be healthy like president Tinubu

Eyahhh... Peter Obi has to be mentioned... How else would a post about President Tinubu make sense.

Sigh... Here I thought medical tourism was over.

eepeepook:
Likely pushed.

Nah... No one pushed him.

He chose 'freedom' over prison.


These people are hellbent on pursuing crime despite knowing the consequences.

Tochi360:
Hmm the insults from Man U fans suppose be the least of him problems .
No carry Cameroon fans play oo.

Remember one time wey them attack one of their player wey miss PK even burn him car join sef

Cameroon fans no dey gree from time immemorial

True... That's why he should be smart enough not to start any more games..


If their first choice is injured, he should insist that the 3rd choice starts ahead of him.