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blackpanda:
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Bullcrap

Jonathan ko malami ni. Mtscheeeew

NwaNimo1:
How much is the form?

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mufutau55:
Na wah o. The house dey sink? I no understand the lady well. Awon Engineer from hell.

Hajji M.

naija4life247:
She must be MAD. You no fit pronounce 'R', yet you want to be pronouncing rubbish into our hear drums. Go and do something else with your life and leave Olosho work wey Time Makinwa and Most Abebe dey do.

Abi,how you wan pronounce Parallelogram ?

NwaAmaikpe:




The foundation base of that house was obviously destroyed by a combo of dead weight, live load plus intense tensile and shear stresses.

My verdict.

Somebody on the top floor must have been committing adultery and fornication with a fat woman on an expired vono spring bed.

Jashub:
Nice one . This was the same Ango Abdullahi that was preaching massively for Buhari , now he is a victim of that preaching . Kudos to the bandits that collected ransom from him . May they continue to kidnap him and his kin unabated

NwaAmaikpe:




I've learnt not to blame these women.
I've tasted a lot of them to know it's their husbands' fault.

How do you explain that instead of a husband to fvck conji out of his wife, he was busy praying all through the night and causing a nuisance. I bet you'd have preferred it was her moans that woke you up rather than a confused man speaking in tongues he doesn't know.

Some men carry this Christianity thing too far.
Just like that one whose wife was looking for a baby and rather than spend his free time fvcking her, he'd rather spend all of it online talking about rapture and the God of chosen.

The fact that the wife he was living with was pregnant and he didn't know showed it was ages he last saw her nudity, yet he was expecting a miracle child.

I know God answers prayers, and most of these sex-starved women only pray for marital happiness and fulfilment.
So just know that if you don't fvck your wife well, God will send her a helper who will fvck her for you.
Because God will not fvck your wife for you.

By the way, send her husband the video; it is possible his prayer that night was for God to give him a sign that he married a slut.
I would never encourage you to stand in the way of someone's answered prayers.

With that said, over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

Ugosample:
Traditions are man made
So the MUST attached to that statement you made up there is not applicable

Same things that we thought were sacred and people were scared of is the same thing that European invaders came and pissed on and burnt to ashes

Anyways no energy for too much grammar
Everyone bear his own load
But as for me......
I don't fvxk with barbarism

hopefulLandlord:
but whenever something bad happens blame the devil or say god works in mysterious ways

When all good things are credited to God, and all evil is thrown at the feet of mankind/devil, it makes thinking people conclude that theists have only invented a God as a sort of repository for holding all positive beliefs, such as hope for the future, surviving our mortality by means of an afterlife, etc.

If God gets all the credit, he also gets all the blame. And trying to have it both ways is just further evidence to me that God is an invention of man rather than the inverse.

naptu2:
There seems to be a pattern. Ralph Uwazurike created MASSOB. He claims that he hired Nnamdi Kanu to run his radio station BIAFRA: Uwazurike Tackles Nnamdi Kanu. Nnamdi Kanu broke away and created IPOB.


Nnamdi Kanu is the founder of Ipob. He hired Simon Ekpa to run Radio Biafra after he was arrested Simon Ekpa: Biography Of The New Director Of Radio Biafra. Simon Ekpa broke away from the original faction of Ipob and created his own faction, the Autopiloters.

NwaNimo1:
Am I a woman?

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EgunMogaji2:
Madam, just stay in your lane jejeli and keep doing your thing. Some, not all, are just blowhards. In Texas, we have a saying "Big Hat, No Cattle"

pyyxxaro:
Rub a mixture of Aboniki and Cameroon pepper on your toools


Use it to Barbecue her when she comes, thank me later

siofra:
I need two husbands.

Polyandry is not against the law.

NwaAmaikpe:





I am greatly saddened.
See how a small girl died without utilizing the full potential of her kpekus.

That's why we should always pray to be at the right place at the right time.

She slumps in front of a priest, rather than take off her bra, compress her chest and give her urgent mouth-to-mouth to resuscitate her, the mumu sprinkled holy water on her and drove her to a hospital.

We are so ignorant, CPR would have brought this girl back to life but apparently someone holier than god thought pressing an unconscious woman's boobs to save her life was a sin.

In retrospect, I don't blame him, it may have been wiser to allow her die than save her life by going even half an inch to her boobs because these vaginarians are very funny.

He could save her now and tomorrow she'd drop a horrendous thread on Twitter about a perverted reverend father who took advantage of her "moment of brief incapacitation from exhaustion" to tongue her down and man-handle her boobs.

And yes, we'd cancel the good Samaritan here, the vaginarian gains clout; feminist movements will sue him to further assert how all men are scum and why women are endangered species worth preservation because the future is female.

As a man, it's really risky helping a female these days.

InvertedHammer:
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If you start thinking about the security situation in Nigeria, it will keep you up all night.
It may seem that the best approach is to go home and hope for the best. It works for me.

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EgunMogaji2:
I have Dobermans at my residence. Where the thieves broke into was at my site in Omi.

Security is definitely important and I have several layers of that at my residence.

It's a shame that the government can't/won't sort out the security issues.

EgunMogaji2:
They stole mine at Omi.

Bluntdude:
No vex my brother I no go do am again. E get one tree wey dey close to my house. I wan relocate go on top the tree so that the money wey I dey use pay rent no go enter any landlord hand again.

Shellsploit:
If he likes make e treck go umueri international airport, Anambra..
Nothing for am for 2023 election!