₦airaland Forum

Pauldollars:
Will you kip kwayet.
You must be a private secondary school teacher making noise here coz this is a faceless forum

My God! That was a total debacle. You just nailed the guy's coffin

greggng:
Every day we make car request on nairaland . Some of you internet rats and idiots can't even provide a single car for us to buy at reasonable price but you are quick to insult a man who is willing to invest his capital to break even ...we are not the reason car is expensive ....just today peak milk is now 250naira per tin ...coke is now 120naira ...I know some of you are existing in another world ...you are not facing reality ....I can't help you guys . I didn't put gun on the head of anyone to buy from me and anyone insulting me or having a motive to derail my thread should be ready to die before this week ends. It is written that anyone living or dead that doesn't want my business to succeed must die in Jesus name for my busines to succeed .May the fire of holy Ghost consume that man , that woman whose motive is to derail my thread. May we witness his obituary on Nairaland...in Jesus name I declare and so shall it be Amen .

Bro, I quite understand your displeasure and anger and all, but please avoid wishing death on anyone not even on the internet so you don't get held if any thing happens to the person. Even Lacasera now sells for 120 a bottle. Nigeria is a messed up place. You'd eventually make sells and laugh your way to the bank. Cheers.

Mad people plenty for US. One idiot who's high on whatever, would just go to a particular location and open fire on innocent people and have them killed. I couldn't live in the US no matter what! Just to think that US from time to time warns her citizens in Nigeria of the state of insecurity in Nigeria makes me sick to my stomach. US keeps presenting herself as a safe haven, whereas, it is the very opposite!

lucky999:
he came to church to take holy Communion but the things he do doesn't show he knows God.
who on Earth will force people to legalise gay,, the same reason why God destroyed sudom and Gomorrah in the bible.
America may fall in the hands of this man because, proverb 14:34 righteous exalt a nation but sin is a reproach to anyone..

God bless you greatly.

Righteousness2:
This is not an ordinary discovery/ Finding!
This is a Deliberate act of the ALMIGHTY MERCIFUL GOD. He is Passing a Concious message to the World on what is about to hit the Earth.

Let us Hear o Inhabitants of the Earth! Heed to this message! Repent and Make Peace with JESUS so as not to be Here to witness the Coming Destruction.

They that Have Ears to Hear! Let us Hear!

You have been sounding the notes of warning to all on this platform. It would all stand as a memorial on the last day. Jesus Christ is. coming way sooner than we think. We are in the last hours and no longer in the last days.

BlackfireX:
what is wrong with this Christians sefff, don't they know this is a Muslim country...




I implore the Army to.arrest them all, with the help of the hisbah police

You are not sane at all. People like you are the reason this country is so hated abroad. You have shown how myopic and uninformed you are. Who made Nigeria and Islamic country, you? Why is it that you Muslims so hate peace and cohabitation? Little wonder developed countries want to have nothing g to do with you bloodsucking, bloodthirsty beings.

I always tell people I'd never waste my time praying for this country, neither would I waste my time believing in her. You're praying for your country while those at the helms of affairs are busy taking it to the gallows.

Thank God I'm relocating with my family in few days. This country is finished. APC as a party has rendered Nigeria "Ungovernable" as promised by Buhari. I couldn't raise my kids in this country even if I wanted. Everyday, one lives in fear. If you don't live in fear of being abducted, you'd live in fear of being robbed. If you aren't afraid of being robbed, you're afraid of prices of commodities soaring. You buy something one day, the next day, the price has shot high. I weep for this country and pray God helps everyone here who wants to leave.

SensualMan1:
...but why are u people like this?

Upgrading a vehicle with cheap Chinese parts. A 2013 ride can NEVER be a 2018 ride. U'll just be fooling urself.

It is not quite so. I have a 2012 Toyota Land cruiser that was upgraded to 2019 Model and that's what I use. The upgrade was superbly and neatly done.

I'm interested in this vehicle as I have someone who loves Nissan products. My only concern is the fact you wrote it was used for only 6 months and yet the steering wheel has peeled? Was the owner always wearing sandpaper any time he drove the car?

obi58:
You for kuku put am for 3m since guarantee dey because na only you dey sell car with nothing to fix

Hahahahaha

Do you even know what an upgrade means? Where is the upgrade you claimed the car had? The only upgrade there are the wheels because those are 2010-2011 Camry XLE and nothing more. When you talk about upgrade in Vehicles, you are talking about all of the exterior ( bumpers, lights, grills, rim, et all) and interior (dashboard, seats, steering wheels, et al) FYI, Nigerian- used 2007-2008 Camry, no matter the trim, goes for between 1.6- 1.9 Million.

Always pointing accusing fingers and giving unfounded excuses.

dammyz101:
Look at u coming here to rant abt money wen u already showd how broke and greedy u are by offerring just 1m for a human life. Can u even mold a finger with clay? Take ur filty as money outa yah. U wan play God with stolen family wealth. Fuckoff!

'Stolen wealth', you wrote? Oh wow! how convenient! You reek of stupidity and folly

dammyz101:
What a dirty broke ass offer 1m pls go to a brothel u wil get a cheap ass surrogatety LovePeddler.

I'd have ignored your stupidity but let me for a moment, dignity your rants with an answer. You called me a 'broke ass'? The money I have, the money my family has, would forever be your prayer point. Do you have a functional bank account, if yes, what's the balance? You lots come online just to show how daft and irresponsible you are. Before you throw insults at someone, just for your own sake, research on them. If you had up to a million naira to your family's name, why then are you pained by my offer? You just take up your cheap, secondhand phone and start calling someone broke. I do not make noise about my earning, but son, I make clean 6 figures every week. It is not every rich man that is noisy.

WarrenC:
what's the procedure to donate?

Just walk into a fertility clinic and speak to them. They'd tell you what to do.

konkonbilo:
you're just taking advantage of the situation Nigeria is in, you and I know that money is too small, you're talking like you're doing the person a favor. Na poverty go make any person agree to that amount.

Oga, I never asked you to do it. Sometimes, you guys just type stuffs based on your moods. If you aren't aware, for 250k, many ladies are doing it. I sent out a proposal for who might want to do it. I never forced anyone to dance to my tune. Since you know the value of money more, why don't you go do giveaways so people could benefit from tour generosity. It might interest you to know that I have gotten someone already. Keep your preaching to yourself.

konkonbilo:
1m? The money is too too small. Abi ona won run the person street, where by you're the middle man trying to cut the money. Haba, make ona de fear God.

Are you OK? Who's the 'middle man'? For your information, I am the one making the payment. Next time, better be sure of an information before you type ignorantly. I don't recall asking you to get yourself involved.

emperorventure4:
I have someone

Is the person in Abuja right now? We need someone that is here in Abuja

Damilina336:
I will give u feedback later in d day....pls let me have ur digit so we can talk better on whatsapp

No problem at all. 08069011591

Damilina336:
I told her already and she's ready to do it, but she said she will involve a lawyer and she's not in Abuja but willing to move to Abuja once u want her to

Can she come to Abuja tomorrow? We are to finalise every arrangement before noon on Sunday. The surrogate mother must have her lawyer involved because we will not entertain her changing her mind when she has been paid. A lady did that to someone I know and she ran away with the money. We'd get her an accommodation, furnish it, place her on monthly salary and give her a percentage of the money the moment she's confirmed pregnant.

MJBOLT:

5k for sperm??that's too cheap

Lol. Some hospitals would even encourage you to make a freewill donation.

Damilina336:
I have someone for u, she has given birth once, but I'm curious about her safety for this, cos I believe if she can do this, with the money involved her life can change for the better but if anything happens to her I don enter gbege be that...

Can I have your number? We need to meet the lady today

Debbyblahempire:
One million upfront or what?.... It's too small considering the risk involved....biko do yhu know how dey pay surrogate mother's abroad?

This is Nigeria and not abroad. The lady would still be placed on a monthly allowance so they wouldn't have to work.

Damilina336:
Reply to this I have someone already

Can I have your number? we need to meet the person today.

Edolor:
I have some one

please I'd like to have your number so we could see you and meet with the Lady today. The woman that needs the baby would be in Nigeria next week Thursday. We need to speedily carry out all the necessary tests today. Thank you so much.

Damilina336:
I have someone for u, she has given birth once, but I'm curious about her safety for this, cos I believe if she can do this, with the money involved her life can change for the better but if anything happens to her I don enter gbege be that...

You can either be visiting here as often as you want or even live with her. Now, she'd be living in a house we'd rent for her, we'd take care of her feeding and hospitals expenses. She would not need to raise a finger to work because we don't want her to miscarry the baby. She would not see the couple that would adopt the baby after the delivery so everything is kept a secret. I hope you know it wouldn't be her egg that would be used but that of the donor-mother.

anochuko01:
We can simply install one naa...

Lol

Bouz:
Hmm 5k on top the thrusting

Lol Baba, na so we see am. The process is very painful for the ladies, but thrilling for the men. A man can ejaculate sperm multiple times per day, but for the female folks, the egg thing is once in a month thing. It is surprising how people make money in this country. Some people sell their eggs, sperms and even blood just to raise funds for themselves.

Bouz:
I pity that someone, you intend bringing. This is how you guys sell your relatives for money,

You couldn't do without dragging his relatives into this, now could you? FYI, a lot of females troop into fertility clinics here in Abuja to sell their eggs. An egg could go for as high as 200k. The only thing is that most doctors aren't sincere because they end up extracting more than one egg and extract quite a number and lie that it was just one that they extracted. The lady is paid between 120- 200k depending on the hospital and then sold for as high as 500-600k by the hospital. Men aren't left out as some men sell their sperms. Sperms are bought at the rate of 5k while high quality sperms go for between 10-15k depending on the hospital.

anochuko01:
Men nko? I'm sure we can find a way around it.

Lol but men have no ovaries.