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Goldmaxx:
umuchime in okpanam

Good to meet you, dear brother. My dad had a couple of friends from Umuchime, Okpanam.

Goldmaxx:
niggà fûçk off.. you pússy âss bítçh.

Hello, Bro. sorry, but where exactly from Oshimilli North are you? I'm from Ukala Okpunor in Oshimilli North L.G.A of Delta State.

CE is N2 Million? How much would LE, XLE and XLE Limited. cost?

look for the customs papers wherever they might be. Trying to sell such a vehicle without customs papers would be a huge turnoff for most prospective buyers because of the harassments from customs officials.

"BARBUS" or Brabus? correct that thing on the back. If you want to upgrade a vehicle, upgrade both the interior and the exterior. Would you buy that SUV for that amount if you were a prospective buyer? Change the cracked leather seat to a red customised interior and then, you'd have the attention of prospective buyers.

bendike:
Just wait till Jan Feb, the likelihood that you will pay 1.2m for this car is there.

really? but I think that would be fair enough.

FrankLampard:
Don't mind them, this increase is as a result of Uber and Bolt driver using it for hustle.

I don't think I will ever buy this car for my personal use as the car is so rampart than pure water.

Me neither. This Corolla is just everywhere. I have gotten into it several times and the A/C isn't even that great and it is a four-speed automatic. I guess the craze is because of the fuel efficiency.

1stNumeroUno:
14 years ago a car was birthed in the land of America. After serving its master(s) faithfully its was still valued at $6400.

I just tire my brother. I think everyone should buy nothing less than 25 units of this Corolla model because the value of this car keeps rising every year. This could be the new bitcoin for all we know. This is a vehicle that was sold for 1.3 Million just a couple of months ago. It is well with Nigeria, Nigerians and the Naira oooo

ebenezer202l:
The Beast of Biden has been elected into power.
The Dumbocrats and Satanocrats have taken over.
No thanks to the foolish American citizens who have been deceived to vote out Trump.
Now Expect Immorality, homosexuality, terrorism, Crime, Weird unnatural laws and moral decadence to be the order of the day now that Trump has been taken out of the way.
If you were part of those that Supported this Satanic Dumbocrat party, may the Wrath of the Almighty God fall on you.
U.S.A is DOOMED

You have an exceptional wisdom

Americans keep making Nigeria as a Nation and Africa as a whole, as the most unsafe part of the World. Thank God for channels like Investigation Discovery that keep on exposing how unsafe America is!

Freelane33:
love is a beautiful thing my brother . Sail smoothly forever

Thank you very much, Sir

mariahAngel:
People react differently to the same situations.

Sure. We all are wired differently.

EmmaNuella77:
Aw, this is so romantic.

Honestly, love is so sweet.

fotupon:
The house was built in the 80s. All the burglary proof of the down flats is outside the house. Only the ones in the up flat are inside the house. The fact that it was left that way is an oversight on our part. This experience has taught us the importance of having the burglary proof inside the house.

Please secure your apartment because those men of the underworld can be brutal and evil. I only hope they don't come back to attack.

fotupon:
Last night Bedc light went off at 2:00 am as usual in Ikpoba Okha local govt of Edo state where I live. At around 2:30 am I heard a car drive through my street and packed close to my house. I thought it was one of the street neighbors, but I got suspicious when I heard footsteps around the compound.

It turned out that armed robbers came in the car and walked to the window of my neighbor who lives in another flat. Right after I heard sound of hitting and my neighbor's wife shouting. It turned out the armed robbers were breaking down the iron protector on my neighbors kitchen window. They succeeded in removing the iron protector and breaking all the glass ludvass. My neighbor rushed to the kitchen and tried to prevent them from entering inside while wielding a shovel. The wife at the side was shouting to alert people and also throwing things in the kitchen at the armed robbers.

Meanwhile I went to the window to shout and alert the neighbors, when I saw that no one was responding I started thinking if I should go out alone. I decided to go outside and pretend to be vigilante boys by hitting a tray, but right after I heard the sound of gunshot.

Apparently after the three armed robbers saw that they couldn't enter inside the house, one of them started asking, "make I light am, make I light am?" After receiving the go ahead, he shot at my neighbor who fell down from the shock. After shooting, the armed robbers rushed to their car and left where the driver was inside waiting for them and left.

I saw the armed robbers drive off to the major road, how they could drive through a major road when there is supposed to be curfew and roadblocks still baffles me. I hurriedly went to my neighbor to confirm whether he was shot. Luckily the bullet from the gunshot spread, and some of it injured my neighbor's hand. Some minutes later the other neighbors in the compound came out to check.

The following morning the area vigilante corps that we pay money to every month to guard the area came over and told us we should have called them on the phone because they were not nearby to hear the shouting. We told them they never said anything about having a phone number we could call and they gave us their number to call next time.

Why in the World would the burglary-proof of a house be outside and not inside the house?

Were these vehicles used in touring the entire length and breadth of Canada? Why do they have such crazy Milages on them? Imported vehicles are supposed to have less than 100k milage on them. Nigeria bad no mean say Nigerians don't deserve better. Send those vehicles to another country, please

obstead200:
pls what about the AC? Honda is known for crappy ACs that are very unreliable. Toyota on the other hand have very good ACs.

So how would u rate the AC of the 08/09 CRV?

If it comes to AC, Honda beats Toyota hands down.

Black is just so beautiful. My wife is ebony and slim. I found myself falling in love with fair-skinned ladies while growing up, probably because my mum was fair. I never knew I'd date an ebony lady, let alone, marry one. Black is beautiful.

Charleys:
Once you tell your wife you love her she starts laughing, thinking you're joking.
And they start laughing making a man look stupid.

Men how do you feel about this?
Women why do you laugh this way.

Why?

My wife doesn't laugh when I tell her I love her; She blushes and tells me she loves me in return. We reassure each other of our love every chance we get and it is exciting for both of us.

powerfulguy:
https://twitter.com/wizkidayo/status/1314585825255084032?s=19


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0IOAF9o_Hg

This Lauretta of a woman is a big disgrace to Nigerians. It saddens my heart to think that she and I come from the same place.

Curious345:
It's with a heavy heart I write you this story.
I am about to get married ,but the lady is not a virgin.

What do I do please ? Do i call off the wedding ?

Marrying a virgin is biblical and quarannical.
It's always been my dream. I thought I would be lucky in this dark world .
But alas I fell into that same web of distortion which I feared the most .

How can I marry a woman whose punna has been used to play PIANO by men of different shades?
Will God in heaven forgive me?

I always had this belief that if I marry a lady who is not a virgin, i am dishonoring my creator.

So what to do ?

If I call off this wedding at the last minute (I am seriously considering it ) can I still find a virgin lady to marry before December?

House ,I need your word on this imbroglio

I really pity the said lady. Just look at how you debased her. Oh! her kini has been used to play the piano by different men? Are you a virgin yourself? You think it is virginity that would make your marriage thrive and flourish. I get disturbed when some men hold on tenaciously to virginity as if it is the determining factor for a successful marriage. I have a friend who has a twin brother. This guy's twin brother got married eight years ago and has three kids but my friend isn't married till now and he's 42 years old. The guy said he'd not get married to a non-virgin lady. I just pity him. As for you, mister, I so wish the said lady sees your writeup and call it quits with you. You think virginity is all there is to a successful marriage. Whoever told you God is against you getting married to a non-virgin lady?

vikkimimi:
And how will somebody that's not with cash take care of 4 kids, abi you missed that part?

I didn't miss that part because he never wrote he was hungry or homeless or even out of job. He only wrote that he wasn't as rich as he used to be. Because of situations like this ( unforseen circumstances), it is advisable to have the number of children you can take care of if/when the storms of like start raging.

angelfallz:
If you're a man, and this is your mentality when a wife cheats, I pity you.

My dear, you don't need to pity me. I am so much better than you'd ever be. Cheers.

Xoly:
Oh that's really a hard moment

To be most candid, it was very horrible. Not one person wanted to have anything to do with me. I got rejected everywhere I went for a job or assistance. I was homeless for over 3 years and sometimes, went without having a bathe in weeks. My first years in Abuja were horrible, to say the least.

Yes! several times, I had cried for hours at night for several weeks, if not months, locked up in the bathroom. My crying was solely based on sufferings, hunger, humiliation, intimidation, embarrassment and shame. Thank God for it all was years ago. Hmmm when I look back and take stock of my life, chills run down my spine and I'm humbled.

PhonesGadgets:
I really don't know how to stop her as she no longer hide it away from me . She told me she's in love with someone else after 4 kids...please help me as am no longer rich as I used to be.

I don't know whether or not you're serious. Where I come from, when a man's wife is cheating on him, the man winds up dead. Now, if your wife has confessed to being in love with another and not only that, she cheats on you as well, try your best to save your marriage. If after every effort she still goes to spread legs for other men, then have a meeting with your kids. For you to have four kids, I want to believe that at least two of them must be old enough to comprehend family issues. Gather your kids, speak to them about their mother's behaviour, letting them know what exactly is or has been going on. When you're done speaking to your kids, get your in-laws in the know of how their daughter has been behaving and also get your family involved. Relocate all four of your kids so she doesn't run away with them. When you've relocated your kids, take them to at least 3 different hospitals to conduct a paternity test. I am a married man and to be frank, I can't even imagine my wife being mad at me, let alone, fall out of love with me. May God help you in your decision-making.

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You may not understand why the protocols asked that she made clear her gender if you haven't been to Thailand. Thailand is one country where it is advised you check the genitals of someone you want to date or even marry as there are thousands of Bobrisky's mentors and colleagues parading themselves as females.

AseV:
https://abntv.ng/2020/10/well-rescue-abia-from-bad-governance-chief-eunice-kalu-vows/

This wicked and manipulative woman is still alive? A woman that aided her son to syphon Abia State money abroad. Nemesis will one day catch up with you. You have the guts to complain about the governance of another man whom I don't even know if he's of same class as your son. Abia State has yet to have a Governor.

Firstly, are you living with them both? Secondly, have you been showing her some form of affection that gave you out as someone who could treat her better? Steer clear of someone else's wife. If a man got too close to my wife beyond my state of comfort, he'd definitely have me to contend with. If some guy had your wife hitting on him and you found out, what would you do? I'd advise you run away from the said lady and go get yourself a lady of your own if you haven't got any. Do not come between a couple whether or not there's a crack in their relationship/ marriage.

Ekuke! Ekuke!! Ekuke!!! Some Ekukes are even given out free. I used to know a guy few years ago that always gave out puppies of his numerous Ekukes each time any of the females gave birth.

sampete:
Sometime ago last year, I gave my girlfriend some money to startup a restaurant business and she has been managing it well without issues.

She was doing so well that in no short time the business expanded, clean working and classy looking environment. Her workers were quite trained and they were neat as regards the preparation of the food they sell.

Trouble started last week. I got a frantic call from one of my Girlfriend's workers and she told me my babe got arrested by the police with some of her workers, she was the only one who eluded them.

I quickly rushed down to meet up with her as she wasn't coherent on phone. Getting there, she told me that earlier that day one of their regular customer came in to eat. According to her, the guy looked sick. He went on to ask for swallow and they served him.

Midway into his meal, this guy brought out some drugs to take and then he finished his meal. Table was cleared but the guy remained seated. Then few minutes later, he was observed to have laid his head on the table, eyes closed and they thought he was sleeping, not knowing the guy has passed off.

After like 30 minutes, one of my babe's worker decided to wake him to leave so that other customers could make use of his chair as everywhere was filled up. She raised the alarm when she tried to wake him and he was not responding. The guy was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Two hours later, my Girlfriend's restaurant was raided by the police on the suspicion that he poisoned the guy. All the food she cooked that day were seized and taken away for testing. And she and her workers have been in jail since and all efforts to see her has been unsuccessful. They won't let me see her and they won't tell me the results of their investigations so far.

I just don't know what to do. The food they claimed was poisoned was served to others and no one complained of even stomach pains not to speak of dying. I even ate from the food earlier that morning.

The way the whole case is going is so confusing and murky and it seems the guys family are well of and they are looking for someone to blame, innocent or not.

So guys, please what do I do? My girlfriend is all alone, no notable family to speak of, who could come out to help. Her parents are late and she isn't close to her relatives. I'm all she's got.

seek the help of Ordinary President of Brekete family here in Abuja and he and his over 300 Lawyers would fight for you.

When the results are out, they'd be using shovels to scoop their "Fs".