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fotupon:
Last night Bedc light went off at 2:00 am as usual in Ikpoba Okha local govt of Edo state where I live. At around 2:30 am I heard a car drive through my street and packed close to my house. I thought it was one of the street neighbors, but I got suspicious when I heard footsteps around the compound.

It turned out that armed robbers came in the car and walked to the window of my neighbor who lives in another flat. Right after I heard sound of hitting and my neighbor's wife shouting. It turned out the armed robbers were breaking down the iron protector on my neighbors kitchen window. They succeeded in removing the iron protector and breaking all the glass ludvass. My neighbor rushed to the kitchen and tried to prevent them from entering inside while wielding a shovel. The wife at the side was shouting to alert people and also throwing things in the kitchen at the armed robbers.

Meanwhile I went to the window to shout and alert the neighbors, when I saw that no one was responding I started thinking if I should go out alone. I decided to go outside and pretend to be vigilante boys by hitting a tray, but right after I heard the sound of gunshot.

Apparently after the three armed robbers saw that they couldn't enter inside the house, one of them started asking, "make I light am, make I light am?" After receiving the go ahead, he shot at my neighbor who fell down from the shock. After shooting, the armed robbers rushed to their car and left where the driver was inside waiting for them and left.

I saw the armed robbers drive off to the major road, how they could drive through a major road when there is supposed to be curfew and roadblocks still baffles me. I hurriedly went to my neighbor to confirm whether he was shot. Luckily the bullet from the gunshot spread, and some of it injured my neighbor's hand. Some minutes later the other neighbors in the compound came out to check.

The following morning the area vigilante corps that we pay money to every month to guard the area came over and told us we should have called them on the phone because they were not nearby to hear the shouting. We told them they never said anything about having a phone number we could call and they gave us their number to call next time.

Why in the World would the burglary-proof of a house be outside and not inside the house?

Were these vehicles used in touring the entire length and breadth of Canada? Why do they have such crazy Milages on them? Imported vehicles are supposed to have less than 100k milage on them. Nigeria bad no mean say Nigerians don't deserve better. Send those vehicles to another country, please

obstead200:
pls what about the AC? Honda is known for crappy ACs that are very unreliable. Toyota on the other hand have very good ACs.

So how would u rate the AC of the 08/09 CRV?

If it comes to AC, Honda beats Toyota hands down.

Black is just so beautiful. My wife is ebony and slim. I found myself falling in love with fair-skinned ladies while growing up, probably because my mum was fair. I never knew I'd date an ebony lady, let alone, marry one. Black is beautiful.

Charleys:
Once you tell your wife you love her she starts laughing, thinking you're joking.
And they start laughing making a man look stupid.

Men how do you feel about this?
Women why do you laugh this way.

Why?

My wife doesn't laugh when I tell her I love her; She blushes and tells me she loves me in return. We reassure each other of our love every chance we get and it is exciting for both of us.

powerfulguy:
https://twitter.com/wizkidayo/status/1314585825255084032?s=19


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0IOAF9o_Hg

This Lauretta of a woman is a big disgrace to Nigerians. It saddens my heart to think that she and I come from the same place.

Curious345:
It's with a heavy heart I write you this story.
I am about to get married ,but the lady is not a virgin.

What do I do please ? Do i call off the wedding ?

Marrying a virgin is biblical and quarannical.
It's always been my dream. I thought I would be lucky in this dark world .
But alas I fell into that same web of distortion which I feared the most .

How can I marry a woman whose punna has been used to play PIANO by men of different shades?
Will God in heaven forgive me?

I always had this belief that if I marry a lady who is not a virgin, i am dishonoring my creator.

So what to do ?

If I call off this wedding at the last minute (I am seriously considering it ) can I still find a virgin lady to marry before December?

House ,I need your word on this imbroglio

I really pity the said lady. Just look at how you debased her. Oh! her kini has been used to play the piano by different men? Are you a virgin yourself? You think it is virginity that would make your marriage thrive and flourish. I get disturbed when some men hold on tenaciously to virginity as if it is the determining factor for a successful marriage. I have a friend who has a twin brother. This guy's twin brother got married eight years ago and has three kids but my friend isn't married till now and he's 42 years old. The guy said he'd not get married to a non-virgin lady. I just pity him. As for you, mister, I so wish the said lady sees your writeup and call it quits with you. You think virginity is all there is to a successful marriage. Whoever told you God is against you getting married to a non-virgin lady?

vikkimimi:
And how will somebody that's not with cash take care of 4 kids, abi you missed that part?

I didn't miss that part because he never wrote he was hungry or homeless or even out of job. He only wrote that he wasn't as rich as he used to be. Because of situations like this ( unforseen circumstances), it is advisable to have the number of children you can take care of if/when the storms of like start raging.

angelfallz:
If you're a man, and this is your mentality when a wife cheats, I pity you.

My dear, you don't need to pity me. I am so much better than you'd ever be. Cheers.

Xoly:
Oh that's really a hard moment

To be most candid, it was very horrible. Not one person wanted to have anything to do with me. I got rejected everywhere I went for a job or assistance. I was homeless for over 3 years and sometimes, went without having a bathe in weeks. My first years in Abuja were horrible, to say the least.

Yes! several times, I had cried for hours at night for several weeks, if not months, locked up in the bathroom. My crying was solely based on sufferings, hunger, humiliation, intimidation, embarrassment and shame. Thank God for it all was years ago. Hmmm when I look back and take stock of my life, chills run down my spine and I'm humbled.

PhonesGadgets:
I really don't know how to stop her as she no longer hide it away from me . She told me she's in love with someone else after 4 kids...please help me as am no longer rich as I used to be.

I don't know whether or not you're serious. Where I come from, when a man's wife is cheating on him, the man winds up dead. Now, if your wife has confessed to being in love with another and not only that, she cheats on you as well, try your best to save your marriage. If after every effort she still goes to spread legs for other men, then have a meeting with your kids. For you to have four kids, I want to believe that at least two of them must be old enough to comprehend family issues. Gather your kids, speak to them about their mother's behaviour, letting them know what exactly is or has been going on. When you're done speaking to your kids, get your in-laws in the know of how their daughter has been behaving and also get your family involved. Relocate all four of your kids so she doesn't run away with them. When you've relocated your kids, take them to at least 3 different hospitals to conduct a paternity test. I am a married man and to be frank, I can't even imagine my wife being mad at me, let alone, fall out of love with me. May God help you in your decision-making.

[quote author=Macsjebs post=94575777]Source: https://www.odditycentral.com/news/masculine-looking-female-athlete-asked-to-prove-gender-to-board-airplane.html[/quote




You may not understand why the protocols asked that she made clear her gender if you haven't been to Thailand. Thailand is one country where it is advised you check the genitals of someone you want to date or even marry as there are thousands of Bobrisky's mentors and colleagues parading themselves as females.

AseV:
https://abntv.ng/2020/10/well-rescue-abia-from-bad-governance-chief-eunice-kalu-vows/

This wicked and manipulative woman is still alive? A woman that aided her son to syphon Abia State money abroad. Nemesis will one day catch up with you. You have the guts to complain about the governance of another man whom I don't even know if he's of same class as your son. Abia State has yet to have a Governor.

Firstly, are you living with them both? Secondly, have you been showing her some form of affection that gave you out as someone who could treat her better? Steer clear of someone else's wife. If a man got too close to my wife beyond my state of comfort, he'd definitely have me to contend with. If some guy had your wife hitting on him and you found out, what would you do? I'd advise you run away from the said lady and go get yourself a lady of your own if you haven't got any. Do not come between a couple whether or not there's a crack in their relationship/ marriage.

Ekuke! Ekuke!! Ekuke!!! Some Ekukes are even given out free. I used to know a guy few years ago that always gave out puppies of his numerous Ekukes each time any of the females gave birth.

sampete:
Sometime ago last year, I gave my girlfriend some money to startup a restaurant business and she has been managing it well without issues.

She was doing so well that in no short time the business expanded, clean working and classy looking environment. Her workers were quite trained and they were neat as regards the preparation of the food they sell.

Trouble started last week. I got a frantic call from one of my Girlfriend's workers and she told me my babe got arrested by the police with some of her workers, she was the only one who eluded them.

I quickly rushed down to meet up with her as she wasn't coherent on phone. Getting there, she told me that earlier that day one of their regular customer came in to eat. According to her, the guy looked sick. He went on to ask for swallow and they served him.

Midway into his meal, this guy brought out some drugs to take and then he finished his meal. Table was cleared but the guy remained seated. Then few minutes later, he was observed to have laid his head on the table, eyes closed and they thought he was sleeping, not knowing the guy has passed off.

After like 30 minutes, one of my babe's worker decided to wake him to leave so that other customers could make use of his chair as everywhere was filled up. She raised the alarm when she tried to wake him and he was not responding. The guy was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Two hours later, my Girlfriend's restaurant was raided by the police on the suspicion that he poisoned the guy. All the food she cooked that day were seized and taken away for testing. And she and her workers have been in jail since and all efforts to see her has been unsuccessful. They won't let me see her and they won't tell me the results of their investigations so far.

I just don't know what to do. The food they claimed was poisoned was served to others and no one complained of even stomach pains not to speak of dying. I even ate from the food earlier that morning.

The way the whole case is going is so confusing and murky and it seems the guys family are well of and they are looking for someone to blame, innocent or not.

So guys, please what do I do? My girlfriend is all alone, no notable family to speak of, who could come out to help. Her parents are late and she isn't close to her relatives. I'm all she's got.

seek the help of Ordinary President of Brekete family here in Abuja and he and his over 300 Lawyers would fight for you.

When the results are out, they'd be using shovels to scoop their "Fs".

Mariqiss:
I met him 2010 in my village when during Sallah festival he was very broke but I didn't care I stood by him I did all I could to see him up among his mate by 2014 he got a job and things start moving well for him by then he was still a good man, late 2016 we got married and a year later I was blessed with twins one died at birth but I believe it is the will of God. I never stop working with him saving money for him and planning our future and kid future with him and he loved me very well then fast forward 2019 he started changing he no longer care about me or my kid sometimes he beat me February 10 2019 was the day I will never forget I called him that our kid is sick that she needs blood my husband told me he don't care I should find a way to care for the child. I began to wonder what could be wrong but I did nothing bad to him only for him to call me one day that he wants to marry another wife whatt is that the reason why you have been trying to push me away? He refused to respond I started praying for God to help him see me and love me the way I love him but he cares about the new woman and not even me or my baby may 4th 2019 I lost my baby my whole world changed during that time I was suffering he married that woman and he come very abusive and I had to flee for my life I went back to village where I stayed with my grandma you know life in the village is very hard I suffered till I nearly ran mad my appearance change I became weak and unstable almost a year now I have not heard from him and am suffering to death.
I am very weak and I have Lost everything i need advice on what to do? And I need help I am starving he destroyed my life my dream and everything the only thing left for me now is death please help me.

I usually don't give marital advice but I'd give you one or two. Firstly, you need to pick the bits and pieces of your life and leave the village as the surrounding environments, prying eyes and loneliness would only increase your emotional and psychological sufferings. Secondly, you need to come down to earth and embrace the reality that your beloved husband is now your estranged husband. Sis, there's more to life than marriage. I am a happily married man with a daughter and I can honestly tell you that marriage isn't challenges-free. You've overtime, lost your 2 kids and your husband couldn't care less,shouldn't that tell you something? Sis, get over your losses, dust yourself up and move on. It is painful you stood by your husband when he had nothing and the moment he started springing up, he left you. If you story is true and I want to believe it is, then just sit and relax and watch how your husband would face his Waterloo. For fact, the blood of your dead children would fight him to a point he'd wish he never existed. Peace.

kingzizzy:
I just lost all respect for him. Theres a way I see any Igbo man who supports the devilish party called APC, although everyone is entitled to support who they like.

Gbam! Well written.

englishmart:
He looks like a Somalian jihadist from Maiduguri.
How do people kill with ease these days?
Before I kill an ant, I must make sure it stings me first so it can justify the killing.

Lol, and a venomous snake or spider?

[quote author=Sirmwill post=93418745]Sometimes
I just wonder where Bobrisky is getting money from[/quote

Honestly, you're not alone on this. I think he has fans and lovers who sponsor his lifestyle.

AkwaIbomMan:
he is notorious for insulting and cursing members of this forum, it's his hobby.
check another post of his' below were he insulted and cursed someone.
I've notified the mods, the troll would be fixed soon.

You keep on reporting me to nairaland moderators. It goes to show that you're either a teenager or a young adult for I'd really be ashamed if you're older that 25 and still "reporting" someone online. Childish much! I have a meeting to go in for. Hop along, child.

AkwaIbomMan:
29 million ke?
annford is a troll and a scammer, he's an internet fraudster.
Beware of him

To a poor, hungry and dejected thing like yourself, N29 Million is too big an amount. I just don't know why you keep showing how daft you are to people when you should be ashamed you know too litlle. Boy, I made my first million at 21. You probably were still in primary school then or even hadn't been born. Boy, I don't blow my own whistle. I have helped some persons here on nairaland financially to start businesses and prop their already existing businesses. Your brain is so small. So people who bring out several millions and spend on vehicles and luxury items are scams too? Boy, you need to either dream a new dream or dream big in life. Don't think Nigeria is all there is. Think big for no law forbids it. You called me a scam? Check my file, I have never asked anyone for money or to invest with me let alone, a hungry thing like you. I know you're enjoying the very little attention I've been giving you. Enjoy boy, today is your lucky day.

Qtsnow:
Kindly read the post well.

The panoramic roof is there, no point for argument.

I mentioned reverse camera and not DVD as the follow come screen was stolen at the port

No one is arguing with you. What that vehicle has is called "Moon roof" and not panoramic roof. Panoramic roof is like glass although.

If it is Nigerian used, why wrap it with cellophane? Would that increase the market value or would it attract rich buyers?

Where's the panoramic roof? Where's the DVD? Easy man!

Edoloaded:
Bro I'll like to learn how you made the 29million plss

I made it through my loan shark business.

The woman in blue with her makeup though. Reminds of my days in Benin City when you'd see lots of scary makeup worn by different ladies.