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Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by annford: 11:01am On Oct 06

You ought to have a terrible accident and die painfully.

People like you and your pastors are a disgrace.

As fuuny and extreme as your wish for that slowpoke is, he actually does not deserve to breathe same air as his enstranged wife and daughter.

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Religion / Re: My 1 Years Old Is A Witch by annford: 10:52am On Oct 06
I have a big problem � I separated with my wife because she was a witch and the cause of my downfall. I had the custody of our daughter who is now 1 years 6 months old.

After getting rid of the witch I taught my business will be better than before but no. Things become even hard for me I started experiencing body pain and unknown sickness and we have been to church where I was told my daughter Is a witch her mother has given her the mission to kill me.

After prayers and fasting my health is getting better now and I have been to 2 different churches just to confirm that my daughter is a witch and yes it is true. I have packed her stuffs and i took her to her mother but she is doesn't stay there anymore and I don't know her new address. I am not a wicked person but I don't want her in my house because I don't want to harm her and regret it. What do I have to do with a witch?

What you typed up there is very nauseating. You are accusing your a year and half old daughter of witchcraft? You must be delusional. i have a daughter that is a year and four months old and i adore the very ground she steps on. You dare accuse an innocent child of being a witch? At your age, you still believe in those crap that some fake Pastors tell dummies? What stops you from accusing that Pastor of being a witch himself? Someone is breaking your home that God gave you and you let them? You accused your wife too of being a witch? Bro, you are still a child. Your wife should be ashamed of you. I am a married man. I have been married for 7 years and i adore and literally worship my wife and 2 daughters. i just pity you and your naivety.

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Romance / Re: Pls Oh...can Anyone Explain What Are All These? (pic) by annford: 5:53pm On Jun 03
you Christians use the name of the holy one for jokes and nonsense, have you seen any Muslim using their prophet name to joke?

No wonder Christians in Nigeria are being subjected to second class citizens because of nitwits like you.

I don't blame you

That's one thing about most Christians. I don't know why Christians can't uphold sacred things but Muslims do. Everything is a joke to Christians. No wonder Muslims slaughter them without delay. I get sick to my stomach when I see Christians acting foolishly with sacred things

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Katumba Wamala’s Daughter & Driver Killed In Uganda by annford: 9:04pm On Jun 01
Bros, i get one baba for my village, if I give that money
I no go fear bomb cheesy cheesy cheesy

Bomb -proofs too fail o. RPG and missiles would send a bullet-proof vehicle to the abyss. If you go to the East too, you'd realise that Baba's voodoo too dey fail yakata
Foreign Affairs / Re: Katumba Wamala’s Daughter & Driver Killed In Uganda by annford: 5:38pm On Jun 01
Bros, even if na Nigeria made grin grin

Lol. Maybe Nigeria-made, but definitely not a foreign vehicle. I know someone who made some contacts for his Mercedes S- class to be made bullet-proof and got a bill of N180 Million last.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Katumba Wamala’s Daughter & Driver Killed In Uganda by annford: 5:26pm On Jun 01
How come the car is not bulletproof?
Who drives a car in this world has a politician without bulletproof?
Even guys that are not Politicians drive bulletproof.
If I worth 40M Naira and I will drive a bulletproof in Nigeria because person no know who dey vex.

Bullet-proof vehicles are worth more than N40 Million (not even Nigeria-used). Many rich people cannot afford bullet-proof vehicles.

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Politics / Re: Germany-Based Oguchi Unachukwu Shot Dead By Soldiers In Imo (Disturbing Photos) by annford: 12:49pm On Jun 01
This is the reason they invented choas in Imo state. This is the reason they are desperate to set the east on fire.
This has always been the reason, to kill hardworking Igbos for fun.
All of you reading will blame the Igbos as usual but these killings have been going on for a long time now, it must stop! This is a very resourceful young man cut down in his prime by a vindictive state hellbent on carrying out a genocide in the east.

The army are not killing hardworking fulanis because of the murderous fulani Herdsmen. There is no genocide in Borno against innocent civilians because of Boko Haram! This man was heading to the airport. Obviously he's reasonably dressed and doesn't in any way look like a militant...The Nigerian army under Buhari has now turned the killing of igbo youths into a national past time and the dregs of the society like the one below this post are cheering them on...
The consequences will be dire..

You're full of wisdom

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Romance / Re: ..o by annford: 9:04pm On May 27
I won't say your username but I am in love with you. ..

it has been a year we met through this medium.

you are amazing, disciplined and well mannerd.

If everyone was like you the world would have been a better place but you want us to be friends and I can't move on because I keep hoping one day you will be ready for a relationship. ...sighs

person Wey you love no go love you and vice versa.

There's nothing to correct. Your writeup is correct and needs no correction. You don't say " if everyone IS like you" because you were only wishing or assuming. The correct way to put is "if everyone was like you". You were correct and needn't be corrected.
Romance / Re: Just Got My Side Babe Pregnant by annford: 12:19pm On May 23

thanks you very much for this wonderful advice. with this your advice, I think I need to get a woman that will be a wife. searching mood activated

I wish you the very best my brother. You aren't compelled to marry the lady if you think she isn't the type of woman you want, but for the child, you owe him/her your love, support and fatherly care. When the baby arrives and you carry him/her in your arms, you'd be grateful you never got rid of the pregnancy. Best of wishes, Sir.
Romance / Re: Just Got My Side Babe Pregnant by annford: 8:07pm On May 22
Hello nairalanders let me go straight to the point.
My side babe called me yesterday night and told me she's pregnant. She was supposed to see her period on the 12 but it didn't show up.
So yesterday she said she was feeling someone and bought the urine pregnancy strip and it showed two red lines and she said she's pregnant.
I'm thinking of abortion cos i can't father any kid now and she's still a student and I'm in my finals.
She's on her way to the hospital now to confirm if truly she's pregnant with a blood test

Please i need best abortion pills for a pregnancy less than two weeks
Insults are allowed i know i messed up but I'm not ready to suffer a kid in this present situation.

Please i need abortion pills recommendation With zero risk of anything fatal

Are you aware that using pills to terminate pregnancy could get the lady killed? Pills don't completely evacuate the foetus thereby leading to fatal complications ranging from excessive and uncontrollable bleeding to very serious infections. Better go seek help from a certified Doctor so you don't end up regretting it. A child is a blessing and should never have to be murdered. You may not know what God will do for you through that child. Who ever told you having a baby would put your life on hold? I am a husband and a father (2 kids), and I would tell you that nothing gives me joy like seeing my wife and kids. I don't give a flying Melinda what anyone tells you. Have you read about Roman, the owner of Chelsea FC? His parents thought to get rid of him while still in the womb but later changed their mind. A second pregnancy came and they decided to terminate it and in so doing, the woman lost her life from excessive bleeding. Don't allow your hands get stained with blood. Some children actually open doors. After the birth of my son, gates of blessings and prosperity started opening to my wife and I and it has been so till this day. Think this through.

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Romance / Re: Edo Girls Are Beautiful by annford: 10:19am On May 19
congrats bro,she is one of the few exceptions


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Romance / Re: Edo Girls Are Beautiful by annford: 10:10am On May 19
Edo girls are the worst to date.

They are feminists, uncaring,selfish,materialistic , and have this entitlement mentality.

They hardly make good wives

Talking from experience

That's your personal experience. My wife is from Edo State and has none of those qualities you listed.


Business / Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by annford: 9:49am On May 19

Am interested in the business, currently about 2 people I lend money refuse to pay back , even the interest too since last year

How I run mine is simple. 1. The one who needs a loan must present a security (collateral) that is worth at least 5x the value of the amount the need. 2. They must present a postdated cheque covering both the amount given and the interest generated. 3. They'd submit an ID ( preferably international passport). 4. They'd present 2 witnesses. 5. They'd get their lawyer involved. The loan runs for every 30 days ( weekends inclusive). 6. The maximum a loan period would run for is 6 months. 7. The interest rate is 10% for any loan below 1Million and 5% for loans of 1.1 Million and above. 8. I don't give anything less than 500k. 9. If youre presenting a vehicle as collateral, the vehicle must not be older than 7 years in production and must be in top shape.Those are my terms and conditions and must all be met. I've been doing this business since 2009.


Business / Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by annford: 9:33am On May 19

So, how can I get a loan. I need one

Where are you based?
Business / Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by annford: 9:32am On May 19

So, how can I get a loan. I need one

Well, to be frank, I haven't fortified myself. I'm not interested in anything diabolical. All you need do is have requirements that must be met and be strict and disciplined. I've been doing this business since 2009 and I could tell you for free, I have never encountered any problems while at it.
Business / Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by annford: 9:20pm On May 18

How ? the one they will seize ur money with stories

Lol. Nope. You'd have to have requirements that people who need a loan from you must meet. I am a loan shack myself and I could put you through if you need my help. Loan business is like oil business. People would always need money

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Business / Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by annford: 7:47pm On May 18
Good evening, please i want you guys to suggest a business I can start with five hundred thousand naira, presently I do e hailing business with my car but the income is no more enough after getting married, my wife is still in school and my baby has started creche, besides I thought about my old age, I can't continue driving for a living, please help your brother.

Money-lending business. That business would make you a multimillionaire in no time.

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Autos / Re: Bentley Continental, Porche Panamera, Camero, Jaguar XJ 2011 Which Is Better by annford: 6:05am On May 17
death to all peasants. death to you peasant. you peasants are cancer

Yesterday was your lucky day because that's the only day I get to relax and brood. You're an URCHIN. I don't have time for brain -dead idiots. Today is Monday and more money would be made. Looking at yourself, do you seriously think you're alive? You're a devoured empty soul with an empty skull. I will not dignify your stupidity with an attention. You're a frustrated idiot, Oluku.
Autos / Re: Bentley Continental, Porche Panamera, Camero, Jaguar XJ 2011 Which Is Better by annford: 9:23pm On May 16
i like as i piss off these peasants. death to all peasants. they are cancer to the world

Lol. You're a certified and unashamed nonentity. Youre delusonal. You need help. Seek help while it is still available. It is all fun and games until you go do something stupid to yourself. You probably are mentally deranged but still live in denial. Seek help, son.
Autos / Re: Bentley Continental, Porche Panamera, Camero, Jaguar XJ 2011 Which Is Better by annford: 5:48pm On May 16
i swear i did not waste my time to read this trash. i own a 2019 rolls royce.

Any fool can claim anything. Let me condesend so low to your level and ask that, just like you said I do, write my moniker on a paper with you holding it up while sitting in the Rolls Royce. Idiot. I am into real estate big time and don't believe in vehicle acquisition. You're a peasant, boy. Now run along boy and go run errands for your superiors.

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Autos / Re: Bentley Continental, Porche Panamera, Camero, Jaguar XJ 2011 Which Is Better by annford: 4:25pm On May 16

Everybody get money for Internet cheesy cheesy

Tell me your rank on Forbes list in Africa let me rush and confirm your name. Don't bother about privacy, the list reshuffles after every few hours. Peasant cheesy

Bro, please pay no mind to the idiot. Leave him be. The rich are always quiet, but the broke, they're so annoyingly noisy. Don't banter words with him. Ignore his folly and he'd be humbled

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Autos / Re: Bentley Continental, Porche Panamera, Camero, Jaguar XJ 2011 Which Is Better by annford: 4:21pm On May 16
if u show a clear pic of u inside the lexus and outside with my name on paper, i go stop to use nairaland and deaactivate this account. where alll these idiots commot from na

Lol. You're simply an idiot. It is like asking the dude that said he want to buy a Bentley to show you his account details to prove he could afford the car. Son, no one needs prove shit to you. I don't give a flying Melinda whether or not you think I have the Lexus. You're simply an ignoramus. Do you think Nairaland only has teens and young adults using it? Some of us like operating low key. You called me an idiot? You're the idiot here because you just got online bragging and calling Toyota and Honda vehicle user "peasants", whereas you're the one that shamelessly broke and impoverished. Go find out how much Toyota Camry 2001 costs, religiously check your account balance and sincerely ask yourself if you could afford one. A lot of you come online claiming to be who you aren't but dream of being. Son, I even sometimes use Keke Napep to move around Abuja because I love the feel of it and how free I feel in it. You think the rider of Keke is a peasant? Go price a brand new Keke Napep, check your account balance yet again and ask yourself if you could afford one. I have 5 units of 2012 Toyota Corolla that I gave to some Church members for Uber business, are they peasants too? My Wife's official vehicle is a 2016 Camry, is she a peasant too? For my kids 'school runs', I bought a 2016 corolla, am I a peasant too? Go price a Toyota product and get a heart attack when the price is said. Grow up and embrace maturity and knowledge. Don't come online to show how untrained and daft you are.

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Autos / Re: Bentley Continental, Porche Panamera, Camero, Jaguar XJ 2011 Which Is Better by annford: 2:00pm On May 16
The Guy above that wrote something about Toyota and Honda products being vehicles for peasants just shows how arrogant, lame, uninformed and naive one human being could be. I drive a 2019 Lexus LX 570 SuperSport, so does that mean I am a peasant? Most Governors, Ministers, Legislators and top Government Officials in Nigeria use top Toyota vehicles. I know a Mayor in the US whose Official vehicle is a Toyota Land cruiser. Boy, you need to be informed. My immediate older brother uses the Jaguar XJ and I don't even see it as a high-end car. I have a senior colleague that own a bullet proof LX570 that he bought for N380 Million. Go and ask questions before you start typing rubbish

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Politics / Re: Ken Saro Wiwa Memorial Park In Khana Rivers State (photo) by annford: 9:13pm On May 11
Deuteronomy 6vs4
“Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord
is one. You shall love the Lord your God
with all your heart and with all your soul
and with all your might. And these words
that I command to you today shall be on
your heart.

There is only one Lord and that is Allah and that is God.

Jesus is not Lord.
Correct your statements if you've been saying what's wrong.
Fear God who created and fashioned man.
When you pray to make request,Christians,end your prayer by saying "in the name of God I pray " pray in the name of God he's the creator.Do not pray in the name of his creation.

You're raging mad! Why is it that you bloodsucking creatures that practice a very violent and destructive religion like to feast on Christians? What has the very garbage you typed got to do with the post you hijacked? Is Islam a religion? Youre busy worshipping the moon and stars and pray, using long chaplets, do you think you're on track? Don't foolyourself any further! You're nothing but deceived souls who would realise how greatly mistaken you were on the last day. Better live that darkness and turn to light. You need Jesus Christ in your life today. Give your life to Christ and experience such great peace you could and would never get anywhere else. And hey, remember to always pray in the matchless name of Jesus Christ. Allah isn't a God. Haven't you read that even your prophet Mohammed, at the time of his death, said he was still looking for the way an hadn't found it? Jesus Christ is the only way. Jesus Christ isn't one of the ways, but He is the only way. Run from Islam.
Romance / Re: Man slams girlfriend who turned down his marriage proposal by annford: 4:18pm On May 10

Will you kip kwayet.
You must be a private secondary school teacher making noise here coz this is a faceless forum

My God! That was a total debacle. You just nailed the guy's coffin

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Autos / Re: Tokunbo Standard First Body 2009 Corolla Sports For Sale N2.5million by annford: 3:50pm On Mar 28

Every day we make car request on nairaland . Some of you internet rats and idiots can't even provide a single car for us to buy at reasonable price but you are quick to insult a man who is willing to invest his capital to break even ...we are not the reason car is expensive ....just today peak milk is now 250naira per tin ...coke is now 120naira ...I know some of you are existing in another world ...you are not facing reality ....I can't help you guys . I didn't put gun on the head of anyone to buy from me and anyone insulting me or having a motive to derail my thread should be ready to die before this week ends. It is written that anyone living or dead that doesn't want my business to succeed must die in Jesus name for my busines to succeed .May the fire of holy Ghost consume that man , that woman whose motive is to derail my thread. May we witness his obituary on Nairaland...in Jesus name I declare and so shall it be Amen .

Bro, I quite understand your displeasure and anger and all, but please avoid wishing death on anyone not even on the internet so you don't get held if any thing happens to the person. Even Lacasera now sells for 120 a bottle. Nigeria is a messed up place. You'd eventually make sells and laugh your way to the bank. Cheers.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ten killed In Shooting At Grocery Store In Colorado, One Suspect In Custody by annford: 6:27am On Mar 23
Mad people plenty for US. One idiot who's high on whatever, would just go to a particular location and open fire on innocent people and have them killed. I couldn't live in the US no matter what! Just to think that US from time to time warns her citizens in Nigeria of the state of insecurity in Nigeria makes me sick to my stomach. US keeps presenting herself as a safe haven, whereas, it is the very opposite!


Religion / Re: William Kosco: I Will Never Give Biden Communion, Over My Dead Body by annford: 11:37am On Mar 22
he came to church to take holy Communion but the things he do doesn't show he knows God.
who on Earth will force people to legalise gay,, the same reason why God destroyed sudom and Gomorrah in the bible.
America may fall in the hands of this man because, proverb 14:34 righteous exalt a nation but sin is a reproach to anyone..

God bless you greatly.
Religion / Re: New Dead Sea Scrolls In Israel Reveals Fragments Of Biblical Prophets (Pics) by annford: 9:59am On Mar 21

This is not an ordinary discovery/ Finding!
This is a Deliberate act of the ALMIGHTY MERCIFUL GOD. He is Passing a Concious message to the World on what is about to hit the Earth.

Let us Hear o Inhabitants of the Earth! Heed to this message! Repent and Make Peace with JESUS so as not to be Here to witness the Coming Destruction.

They that Have Ears to Hear! Let us Hear!

You have been sounding the notes of warning to all on this platform. It would all stand as a memorial on the last day. Jesus Christ is. coming way sooner than we think. We are in the last hours and no longer in the last days.


Crime / Re: Muslims, Christians Throw Stones In Ilorin Over Kwara Hijab Controversy (VIDEO) by annford: 12:48pm On Mar 17
what is wrong with this Christians sefff, don't they know this is a Muslim country...

I implore the Army to.arrest them all, with the help of the hisbah police

You are not sane at all. People like you are the reason this country is so hated abroad. You have shown how myopic and uninformed you are. Who made Nigeria and Islamic country, you? Why is it that you Muslims so hate peace and cohabitation? Little wonder developed countries want to have nothing g to do with you bloodsucking, bloodthirsty beings.


Politics / Re: Petrol To Sell For N230 Per Litre In March –marketers by annford: 3:29pm On Mar 01
I always tell people I'd never waste my time praying for this country, neither would I waste my time believing in her. You're praying for your country while those at the helms of affairs are busy taking it to the gallows.


Politics / Re: Transportation Fares Soar As Fuel Scarcity Resurfaces In Abuja by annford: 3:25pm On Mar 01
Thank God I'm relocating with my family in few days. This country is finished. APC as a party has rendered Nigeria "Ungovernable" as promised by Buhari. I couldn't raise my kids in this country even if I wanted. Everyday, one lives in fear. If you don't live in fear of being abducted, you'd live in fear of being robbed. If you aren't afraid of being robbed, you're afraid of prices of commodities soaring. You buy something one day, the next day, the price has shot high. I weep for this country and pray God helps everyone here who wants to leave.


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