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Romance / Re: How Can I Eliminate Body Odour by annford: 11:56am On Jun 05, 2020 |
Alimzy20: Do you regularly shave your armpit and also scrub your armpit well with sponge when having a bathe? If not, then you should start doing that and as well, wash the armpit area of your shirts. If your shirts, a specially, T-shirts are expired, please change them as expired T-shirts tend to smell when in contact with a drop of sweat even after washing them well. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Ajaokuta-Itakpe-Warri Railway To Be Commissioned Soon (Photos) by annford: 4:51am On Jun 04, 2020 |
unikwa: No, I couldn't say that. All I'm saying is that we should've gone past this level of development. Just yesterday, a community borehole project was launched by a Governor who also had his Deputy and House of Assembly Speaker with him. These shouldn't be things that we make noise about. Most people think the Government officials are doing them a favour and thereby jubilate when things like these are given them. The same Borehole project a sitting Governor, his Deputy and Speaker of House of Assembly, along with their Aides went to launch, our office between November last year and March this year dug boreholes and handed over to 19 communities in Abuja sububs without making noise about it. Our politicians need to step up their games and embrace the responsibilities they're saddled with. |
Travel / Re: Ajaokuta-Itakpe-Warri Railway To Be Commissioned Soon (Photos) by annford: 1:27am On Jun 04, 2020 |
It is well. This is 2020 and Nigeria is celebrating the completion of a Railway Station and even boasting that the previous Governments couldn't build any. Other Countries are celebrating milestone achievements but here we are, making comparisons over a Train Station. |
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Molested Or Raped By A Female? by annford: 5:40pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
I was raped as a young boy. I was probably 5 or 6 when I had my first rape experience. I was constantly raped for a period of 5 years or so by 4 different evil and demonic females. I remember the first experience vividly. I was playing outside of our compound with my siblings, step-siblings, family friends and some neighbours when one of our female neighbours who was in Secondary School then (Her name was Ogechi. She's late), called me into one of the rooms in my Stepmother's apartment, took off her panties which revealed a very hairy private part. This very girl, pushed my face into her private part which was reeking of stench I just cannot describe and ordered me to start sucking and licking it. I didn't know what it was all about but I refused to obey her. She slapped me and threatened to kill me if I wasted anymore time. I started licking the smelly thing and I remember her pushing my head more and more into her thing. The disgusting act lasted for a couple of minutes and came to an abrupt end when someone ran into the house and she violently pushed me away so as not to be caught. After it all, she called me aside and threatened to kill me if I told anyone. She continued with the rape and even got two of her friends to rape me repeatedly. The fourth female to rape me was my stepsister. Thank God for his Grace and help because if I had allowed the numerous rape experiences I had to define me, I'd had ended up hating women ( which would've made me become a gay) or I'd have become an unrepentant Casanova. I always tell my Wife that my children will not go to anyone's house to play or spend vacation. My wife and I have our eagle eyes on our child. No one deserves to be raped. 3 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerians Groan, Protest DSTV/GOTV Tariff Increase by annford: 12:31am On Jun 01, 2020 |
femi214: Someone I know bought 2 dishes and got them installed just before the lockdown, here in Abuja. The guy spend 15k for everything including installation. He said he had well over 350 channels on. |
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerians Groan, Protest DSTV/GOTV Tariff Increase by annford: 12:28am On Jun 01, 2020 |
femi214: I have a Technician friend who had told me I was spending so much on DSTV. He advised I buy a Free-to-air satellite dish. I asked him how it worked and how much it would cost and he said it would cost me roughly 12k to buy and install at my place and that a dish would give me access to over 100 channels. I gave him the money and he bought the dish. After the installation, we discovered I had access to 147 channels. He then told me I could get so much more if I bought yet another dish and got the two connected. I immediately gave him money for another dish and he bought it and combined the two and the number of channels I had access to seemed endless. Please note, you don't get to watch any terrestrial television channel. Everything you get is international. Just go to where brand new Electronics are sold, ask them if they have Free-to-air dish and they'd explain more to you. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerians Groan, Protest DSTV/GOTV Tariff Increase by annford: 2:25pm On May 31, 2020 |
[quote author=edoairways post=90156622] What channels do you get?[/quot They're are too numerous to mention. I have 3 satellite dishes. The more fishes you have, the more channels you get. |
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerians Groan, Protest DSTV/GOTV Tariff Increase by annford: 8:47am On May 31, 2020 |
I personally 'divorced' DSTV and Gotv years ago. I use Free-to-air both in my home and office. Free-to-air gives me over 600 channels including most of the channels DSTV and GOtv offer, so why should I throw away thousands of Naira every Month when I spent less than 20k on the Free-to-air? 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Is Volkswagen Passat A Good Car? by annford: 7:24pm On May 29, 2020 |
Thrivekonsult: I personally lobe the Passat brand. I've been using different models of Passat since 2008 and I van tell you, they're very good. I am using a 2013 Passat CC and I can tell you, that CC is like a private jet. People complain of electrical issues with the Passat brand but I am yet to experience it. 1 Like 1 Share |
Autos / Re: Sold by annford: 7:34pm On May 28, 2020 |
The too much colour come make am look like a taxi. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: About To Visit My Long Time Ex Girlfriend by annford: 12:17pm On May 28, 2020 |
Goldenboy333: You want to go hang out with a Widow? You want to go spend a few days at her place, with her? I reckon you don't place any value on your life. Wait until her dead husband starts tormenting you or gives you a slap you may never recover from. Is she the only woman in this World? I just don't understand how some folks behave when love or sex is/are involved. If you died and your living wife brought in another man ( who ever he might be), to bunk at your place and have sex with her, would your Spirit feel at peace with that? Answered the question and draw your decision from it. |
Autos / Re: How Much Should I Pay Someone To Drive My Car From Lagos To Abuja? by annford: 3:43pm On May 24, 2020 |
9jaHustler:. I bought a vehicle January 31st this year. The seller gave me someone who drove it from Lagos to Abuja with me in the car. I paid the guy 50k. Usually, when you buy a vehicle, the seller(s) could offer to drive it to your destination. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Avensis - 2004 @ N880,000.00 by annford: 9:51am On May 22, 2020 |
dicksonadams:. Bro, whenever you see that "Ac needs gas" of a thing, just know the Ac is broken. If it really just needs gas, what stops the person from filling it with gas before putting it up for sale? Filling the gas would cost about 5k. Most of them aren't honest at all. 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by annford: 12:24pm On May 21, 2020 |
brenister10: I get surprised each time I see someone driving Murano. Can you believe that one was sold in my presence for 950k just before the lockdown. Guess what, it was a 2005 Model! Some people get mind sha. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by annford: 2:05pm On May 20, 2020 |
promotervickky: Thank you, Sir. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by annford: 2:04pm On May 20, 2020 |
diportivo: Hmm sadly, we all don't have the same experiences in life, but mine has really taught me to tread carefully when buying a car. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by annford: 2:02pm On May 20, 2020 |
BusterG: It is not worth it at all. It is better one buys a car they would enjoy. Ever since the Nissan, I buy new cars from abroad. I could spend days inspecting the car I want to buy to avoid a repeat of the past. I have noticed that most people who sell vehicles that have been used in Nigeria, aren't always sincere. They'd always tell the reason for selling is because the owner wants to upgrade or relocate or bought another car...the excuses go on and on. 4 Likes |
Autos / Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by annford: 10:13am On May 20, 2020 |
BusterG: I would never buy any Nissan product. I bought that car "Nigerian Used". It looked clean in and out but I never knew the owner was selling it because of its numerous problems. I went with a Nissan-based Mechanic to inspect the car and he encouraged me to buy it that it was good. I never knew that the seller had promised the Mechanic 50k if he made the transaction possible. It was much later that I got to know when I started making trouble with the Mechanic guy over the incessant spendings I was making because of the car and he then confided in my cousin that the seller promised and gave him 50k for the transaction plus the 70k I gave him. 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by annford: 10:08am On May 20, 2020 |
promotervickky: I had to become James Bond ooo. I was caught by some FRSC guys. They stopped my vehicle and oblivious to me, they had been watching me the whole time. They had thought I stole the vehicle. I explained to them and they were kind enough to help me in clearing the way but I had to part with 8k after they were done. That Murano was bought " Nigerian Used". That was the first and last " Nigerian Used" vehicle for me. My second experience wasn't a good one too. My second car was a Toyota Camry 2008 Model. The ride looked so clean and new and I was over the moon when I just bought it. Hmm 3 months after, I took it for servicing and lo and behold, the car, under, was all rusted and as they were even working on the vehicle, some of the components were falling of because there was nothing to hold them in. God helped me that the engine never fell of, neither did I fall of while driving it. I tried selling the car but it was always priced low. I had to use it as a collateral to collect money I didn't need from a Micro finance Bank and just left the car with them. When it was time to repay the loan, I never showed up. I told them they could sell the car. Those two experiences made me the car enthusiast I am today. 7 Likes |
Autos / Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by annford: 3:59pm On May 19, 2020 |
BusterG: To think that the said vehicle was my first car... I was scared for years, to buy a car after the horrible experience that Nissan Murano gave me. I took it to Zuba spare parts market here in Abuja and sold it for N350k. A vehicle I bought just 8 months before for N930k. That was a very "bad market" for me. I only was moved by the shape and the brown interior of that vehicle. I never researched of the engine, gearbox and electrical components. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Ever Bought A Car You Regret Buying? by annford: 3:30pm On May 19, 2020 |
BusterG: That was my experience with my Nissan Murano in 2011. I drove to the market with my cousins. I had parked the car behind another car. when the owner of the car I had parked behind wanted to leave, I engaged the gear in reverse, after the moving back for the guy to drive out, my gear wouldn't shift to 'Drive'. I did all I could but all to no avail. The idiot wouldn't even go back to ' Park'. I reversed back home with my cousins. A journey of about 20 Minutes, took my more than 3 hours because of the mad traffic back home and to make matters worse, the Air-conditioner wasn't working so I was just sweating like a criminal that had just been caught. It was that very week I vowed never to have anything to do with a Nissan or Infiniti product. That same Murano always had problems ranging from Gearbox problem to Fuel pump to timing chain. Nissan is a flop abeg. 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: A Man Becomes Pregnant As His Fellow Man Is His Lover Pictures by annford: 2:22pm On May 19, 2020 |
tundchip2: You're not alone on that! If the baby is a Male, another dirty gay may have just been born. |
Religion / Re: Pastors Deny Their Ministry And Members To Evade Arrest In FCT by annford: 10:45am On May 18, 2020 |
Chimezirim121: Their fights are always against the Church. In this same Abuja, Mosques call for prayers everyday using their megaphones and how many Imams and Alfas have been arrested? People go to mosques freely and openly but Christians aren't allowed to converge in Churches. The level of wickedness in this country makes one sick to the stomach. They said if people went to Church, the so-called Covid-19 would spread rapidly, but going to mosques would halt it? People go to markets every Wednesday and Saturday including Wuse Market, Garki Market, Dutse Market, Karimo Market, Utako Market and all other markets across the FCT but Churches aren't allowed to converge. |
Family / Re: Please Help Look Into This Family Issue (I'm Loosing My Mind) by annford: 5:35am On May 18, 2020 |
Ope88: To be honest with you, I cried as I read your story. A lot of people who aren't from dysfunctional homes may not understand your pains. Thank God your Dad has been found. I keep saying that one of the fastest ways to die is being in a bad marriage. Being in a bad marriage is highly toxic and I know this, how? Because it was bad marriage that killed my Mum. I have yet to see any human being as wicked as my Earthly Father. My advice to you is that you keep your Dad, Your Sisters, yourself and the kids very far away from your Mother and Brother. It is well. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Smoker by annford: 1:38pm On May 16, 2020 |
Aboks: I laughed so hard. |
Romance / Re: Meet Former President Obasanjo’s Son. He Look So Much Like His Father. See What by annford: 7:52pm On May 14, 2020 |
oaselemi: Same surgery that killed his wife? Do you like him at all? |
Celebrities / Re: E-Money Steps Out In Style With Police Security (Photos) by annford: 9:16am On May 12, 2020 |
The disease is said to be airborne. He is putting on a facemask when going out and yet, the windows in his house are all wide-open. Does it then mean that the stuff can't get in through his windows? This whole corona virus thing is funny. |
Autos / Re: 9ja Used Toyota Corolla Sports 2003 by annford: 1:58pm On May 11, 2020 |
So this car is "Extremely Clean"? Most of you car sellers have bastardized the word " Clean ". 1 Like |
Romance / Re: HQ by annford: 2:21pm On May 08, 2020 |
IamDavids: Let me help you complete that statement. 'Get rid of that parasite before she turns into Coronavirus. But on a more serious note, should both of them even be live-in lovers when they both are still in relationships independently? |
Politics / Re: The Monitor Lizard Governor Ben Ayade Caught While On Inspection by annford: 2:10pm On May 08, 2020 |
Is He tired of wearing his customised masks? That was pretty soon. |
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Monitors Port-Harcourt Lockdown. Defaulters Arrested (Photos) by annford: 4:10pm On May 07, 2020 |
coins501: Wike cannot be as harsh as The Governor of New York. The Governor of New York's Tyranny is at another level. |
Health / Re: "Arrest Bill Gates": Americans Protest Against Bill Gates' Vaccines (Video) by annford: 3:29pm On May 03, 2020 |
wisdomiskey: My dear brother, most people like showing how ignorant they are. Just like you, I weep for the black race. These ones don't even have the faintest idea of the things that are happening and would soon happen. 2 Likes |
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