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Madam @ the top:
blah blah blah . . . nd caring but he's married with a kid..

This is all I was looking for and that is where I stopped reading.
I always advise young boys , stop chasing girls , make all the money , when you show your caring ability , they will come to you

Sometimes I just feel for these girls and just allow them to take as much as they can carry, you may never know the situation at home. it is part of our human empowerment and operation feed the nation initiatives.
But I never call such pathetic beggars again.
If any girl beg for credit on social network , i will blast her till she forget how to delete a contact

"The new nation called Nigeria should be an estate of our great grandfather Othman Dan Fodio. We must ruthlessly prevent a change of power. We use the minorities in the north as willing tools and the south as a conquered territory and never allow them to rule over us and never allow them to have control over their future." – Parrot Newspaper October 12, 1960.

Shame on Ameachi for even identifying with these vampires
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If only Yorubas can shun tribalism and join hangs at least for now and free ourselves from a common enemy.

PDP Has Institutionalised Corruption – Buhari
and you go round the country begging those who institionalised corruption to join your party so that you have funds for your campaigns.

GEJ has done it in Power
GEJ has done it in Roads and Infrastructures
GEJ has done it in Banking Sector
GEJ is doin it in Education.
[size=14pt]For the first time Nigeria is getting it rightly done
God Bless President Goodluck Jonathan
GEJ till forever.[/size]

Now we have a true and sincere President. not one that will bribe few people to call off strike with a false promise that things are going to improve.
it is time our leaders tackle issues from the root , not cosmetics commissioning.
GEJ has done it in Power
GEJ has done it in Roads and Infrastructures
GEJ has done it in Banking Sector
GEJ is doin it in Education.
[size=14pt]For the first time Nigeria is getting it rightly done
God Bless President Goodluck Jonathan
GEJ till forever.[/size]
Tell me why should we go back to days of impunity with the APC goons and clowns

It is a youthful passion dear and it is normal , just go ahead and enjoy it while it last , you would also learn much from the relationship.
Dont allow people to advise you as if you are preparing for marriage, it is just one of those stages in life , enjoy each other and keep them memories.
Tell your friend , she would still find out at last so u better tell her now so that she could always trust you in future

mekaboy: Well its bound to happen. All this is in preparation to usher in the man of lawlessness(anti-christ). It will be the same worldwide. Eventually there will be one world currency and govt. Since ur bank details, is linked to ur finger print. You will not have access to ur funds unless u have the mark of the beast.

Its happening before our eyes.

It is truly happening.
First the numbers , then the finger print, creating an account and profiling yourself before you can use phone services, biometrics, IPV6 , all to one purpose = profile all mankind , link them to a common database and allocate them a number and tie all their life to the central database.
Conspiracy theory? Try to read google's terms and conditions and you will see how ur activities have been collected over time.

It is not advisable because he who pays the piper dictates the tone.
The business opportunist will see it as a means to buy in and award cheap degrees to themselves. Just like it is happening in the private nusery and secondary schools, the ones with the best results are patronized , so to make quick returns on their investment , the system might be corrupted to give an impression of a guaranteed good result when you enroll. The more people the more school fees paid.
in the end, the entire system will be rubbish.
Universities should be operated without undue interferences from profit oriented opportunist.

^^^ Serves the same purpose, you dont really need that legacy button on modern (especially touchscreen) devices

To sustain humanity , God made male creatures to have a desire to copulate with as many females as possible.
Civilisation tends to put a gag on man's natural duties.

hammedkola: Pot calling Kettle black...what happened to Windows 8?, so wacked!

Check out the Windows 8.1 , so cool
The start button is back and much more setting u could do without going under the bonnet

Billyonaire: Banks are Federal Institutions are not mandated to obey local rules.

ASUU must never call off strike till we fix educated illiteracy in the country

There were days when brothers shared things in common.
From ur post , you and ur bros still dey with pali dey chop him food una never start to make una money , una dey exchange babes.
u are the caused of the break up of ur bro with his gf knowingly or unknowingly. The proper thing is to ask ur younger bro whether is is ok for him if u take her to the house, if he says no, bros leave the babe , u cant lose ur brother's trust n loyalty to a pair of strange t¦ts.
When u get ur own house u fit try all those things

Start today to plan leaving the business centre.
The problem people have is that they just endure the system and when they cant take it anymore they just abruptly leave unprepared.
1. Continue having good rapport with customers, one of them might be of help tomorrow
2. if you can, save some money even if 1k a month.
3. keeping looking for other opportunities.
4. Develop a specific skill to help you, dont just be a business centre worker, intoduce urself as Graphic Designer etc
5. When ready to leave, Leave at the end of the month with a smile not quarrel.

PES anytime for me.
FIFA just have great graphics n commentaries but to feel the emotion of football, get a PES 13. Forget the 14, it will be a disappointment like 11 was to 10

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and 80% of the worldwide 13% in Northern Nigeria due to Yerimaism in spite of 40 years in power

GEJ wins again on the route to 2015

PDP Crises: Court Affirms Tukur, NWC Election
*** Orders Baraje To Stop Parading Himself as Faction Chair

A Federal High Court sitting in Abuja on Friday okayed the special convention of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP and affirmed the elections of the National Chairman of the Party Alhaji Bamanga Tukur and its National working committee members.

Presiding Judge, Justice Evoh Chukwu also ordered the Abubakar Baraje led faction of the PDP to stop parading themselves as the national officers of the political party.

According to the judge, with the provision of. Section 222 and 223 of the electoral act as amended and the PDP constitution as amended the Abubakar Baraje led faction cannot nullify the PDP convention that brought Tukur and the NWC to power.

The judge further order the Abubakar Baraje faction of the new PDP to stop operating a parallel offices of the party across the country.

He said that the Abubakar Baraje led faction haven't been not elected in the special convention has no business whatsoever in interfering and continues interference in the duties of Alhaji Bamanga Tukur as the national chairman of the party.

Justice Chukwu had fixed Friday as the judgement day in the suit filed by Bamanga Tukur, embattled national Chairman of the PDP against Abubakar Baraje led faction.

The preliminary objection and originating summon filed by both parties, Justice Chukwu said he would communicate them on the date of judgement which was delivered yesterday.

The court took the preliminary objection brought by the New PDP led by Abubakar Baraje and the Originating Summon filed by the Bamanga Tukur led Peoples Democratic Party.

Ahmed Raji, counsel to Baraje (2nd defendant) had said that his notice of preliminary objection was dated 11 September, 2013 and filed same day.

"In response, there is a counter affidavit and written address by the plaintiff dated 19 September, 2013; and on behalf of the Baraje, there is a final reply on points of law dated 23 September and filed same day" Raji said.

Raji adopted the preliminary objection and his written address in support, and therefore the court to decline jurisdiction on the matter.

Baraje's lawyer argued that the suit borders on domestic affairs of a political party, which according to him, "it is not justiceable".

He therefore urged the court to strike out the suit as it was illegally instituted.

But replying, counsel to the Bamanga Tukur led PDP, Tochukwu Onwugbufo submitted that the issue of jurisdiction is determined from the statement of claim or originating summon of the plaintiff.

He said that his originating summon shows clearly what his client is seeking, and that is, interpretation of the provisions of the Constitution of FRN, the Electoral Act and the PDP constitution.

Onwugbufo argued that once a state or its agency is party in a suit, court has jurisdiction to hear the case and urged the court to strike out Raji's submission.

Responding on points of law, Raji said, " the law is that the subject matter as defined and codified in Section 251 of Constitution of FRN determines jurisdiction and not ordinary naming of a Federal Government agency that determines jurisdiction.

"This is more so, where the FG agency is a nominal party as in this case" Raji said.

He insisted that Onwugbufo's argument did not arise and therefore urged court to strike it out.

On his part, Chief Robert Clarke, counsel to Sam Jaja (3rd defendant) said his preliminary objection to Tukur's suit was dated 11 September 2013.

He said the grounds of his objection is that Tukur's suit "is not a competent action, being so, has robbed Your Lordship jurisdiction over this matter. Once you have two names for a party, you no longer have jurisdiction..

Clarke therefore urged the court "to throw away the suit for lack of competence as no effectual order(s) can be made by this court in relation to the relief being sought".

Similarly, E.R Enepkuruo, counsel to Olagunsoye Oyinlola equally urged the court to dismiss the suit, stressing that it amounted to abuse of court process.

On the originating summon, Onwugbufo said it was dated on 5 September and it primarily seeks to restrain Baraje and his group from parading themselves as leaders of the PDP.

But Raji insisted that the Baraje faction was the authentic exco of the party as the delegates for the special convention who elected them at Yar'Adua Centre Abuja were the ones barred by the Tukur led faction from participating in the purported convention held at Eagle Square two months ago.

How sentimental Nigerians have become.
That tribe and religion has taken over logical reasoning and a common stand for good.
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And also to laugh when some fool abuse you

Buddy dogg: what your prof.

For those who do not understand "Why ASUU is on strike" - Please read this and share widely.....

1. Less than 10% of the universities have Video Conferencing facility.

2. Less than 20% of the universities use Interactive Boards

3.More than 50% don’t use Public Address System in their lecture OVERCROWDED rooms/theatres.

4. Internet Services are non-existent,or epileptic and slow IN 99% of Nigerian Universities

5. Nigerian Universities Library resources are outdated and manually operated. Book shelves are homes to rats/cockroaches

6.No university library in Nigeria is fully automated. Less than 35% are partially automated.

7. 701 Development projects in Nigerian universities 163 (23.3%) are abandoned 538 (76.7%) are PERPETUALLY on-going projects

8. Some of the abandoned projects in Nigerian universities are over 15 years old, some are over 40 years old.

9. 76% of Nigerian universities use well as source of water, 45% use pit latrine, 67% of students use bush as toilet

10. UNN and UDUS have the highest number of abandoned projects (22 and 16 respectively).

11. All NDDC projects across universities in Niger Delta States are abandoned. About 84.6% of them are students’ hostels

12. 77% of Nigerian universities can be classified as "Glorified Primary Schools" Laboratories are non existing

13. There are 8 on-going projects at the Nasarawa State University, Keffi. None of them is funded by the State Government

14. 80% of Nigerian Universities are grossly[b] under-staffed[/b]

15. 78% of Nigerian Universities[b] rely heavily on part-time and visiting lecturers.[/b]

16. 88% of Nigerian Universities have under-qualified Academics

17. 90% of Nigerian Universities are bottom-heavy (with junior lecturers forming large chunk of the workforce)

18. Only 2% of Nigerian Universities attract expatriate lecturers, over 80% of Ghanian Universities attract same

19. 89% of Nigerian Universities have ‘closed’ (homogeneous staff – in terms of ethno-cultural background)

20. Based on the available data, there are 37,504 Academics in Nigerian Public Universities

21. 83% of the lecturers in Nigerian universities are male while 17% are female.

22. 23,030 (61.0%) of the lecturers are employed in Federal universities while 14,474 (39.0%) teach in State Universities.

23. The teaching staff-students ratio is EMBARRASSINGLY very high in many universities:

24. LECTURER STUDENT RATIO: National Open University of Nigeria 1:363 University of Abuja 1:122 Lagos State University 1:111

25. (Compare the above with Harvard 1:4; MIT 1:9; Yale 1:4, Cambridge 1:3; NUS 1:12; KFUPM 1:9; Technion 1:15).

26. Nigerian Universities Instead of having 100% Academics having PhDs, only about 43% do so. The remaining 57% have no PhDs

27. Nigerian University medical students trained in the most dangerous environment, some only see medical tools in books

28. Only 7 Nigerian Universities have up to 60% of their teaching staff with PhD qualifications

29. While majority of the universities in the country are grossly understaffed, a few cases present a pathetic picture

30. There are universities in Nigeria which the total number of Professors is not more than Five (5)

31. Kano University of Science and Technology Wudil, established in 2001 (11 years old) only 1 Professor and 25 PhD holders.

32. Kebbi State University of Science and Technology, Aliero, established in 2006 has only 2 Professors and 5 PhDs

33. Ondo State University of Sci & Tech Okitipupa, established in 2008, has a total of 29 lecturers.

34. MAKE-SHIFT LECTURING SYSTEM: Out of a total of 37,504 lecturers, only 28,128 (75%) are engaged on full-time basis.

35. 9,376 (25%) Nigerian Lecturers are recycled as Visiting, Adjunct, Sabbatical and Contract lecturers.

36. In Gombe State University, only 4 out of 47 Profs are full-time and all 25 Readers are visiting

37. In Plateau State University, Bokkos, 74% of the lecturers are visiting.

38. In Kaduna State University, only 24 out of 174 PhD holders are full-time staff.

39. 700 EX-MILLITANTS in Nigeria are receiving more funds anualy than 20 Nigerian universities under 'Amnesty Scam'

40. 80% of published journals by Nigerian University lectures have no visibility in the international knowledge community.

41. No Nigerian academic is in the league of Nobel Laureates or a nominee of Nobel Prize.

42. There are only 2 registered patents owned by Nigerian Academics in the last 3 years.

43. Numerically more support staff in the services of Nigerian universities than the teaching staff they are meant to support

44. More expenditure is incurred in administration & routine functions than in core academic matters in Nigerian Universities

45. There are 77,511 full-time non-teaching staff in Nigeria’s public universities 2 Times number of academic staff

46. University of Benin, there are more senior staff in the Registrar cadre (Dep. Registrars, PARs, SARs) than Professors

47. Almost all the universities are over-staffed with non- teaching staff

48. There are 1,252,913 students in Nigerian Public Universities. 43% Female 57%Male

49. There is no relationship between enrolment and the tangible manpower needs of Nigeria.

50. Nigerian Uni Horrible hostel facilities, overcrowded, overstretched lavatory and laundry facilities, poor sanitation,etc

51. Except Nigerian Defence Acadamy Kaduna, no university in Nigeria is able to accommodate more than 35% of its students.

52. Some universities (e.g. MOUAU),female students take their bath in d open because d bathrooms are in very poor condition.

53. Laundries and common rooms in many universities have been converted into rooms where students live, in open prison style.

54. In most improvised cage called hostels in Nigerian Universities, there is no limit to the number of occupants.

55. Most State universities charge commercial rates for unfit and unsuitable hostel accommodation

56. In off-campus hostels, students are susceptible to extraneous influences and violence prostitution, rape, gang violence

57. Nigerian University Students sitting on bare floor or peeping through windows to attend lectures

58. Over 1000 students being packed in lecture halls meant for less than 150 students

59. Over 400 Nigerian University students being packed in laboratory meant for 75 students

60. University administrators Spend millions to erect super-gates when their Libraries are still at foundation level; Expend millions to purchase exotic vehicles for university officers even though they lack basic classroom furnishings; Spend hundreds of millions in wall-fencing and in-fencing when students accommodation is inadequate and in tatters;

61. Govt interested in spending money on creation of new uni instead of consolidating and expanding access to existing ones; Keen to award new contracts rather than completing the abandoned projects or standardizing existing facilities; Expend hundreds of millions paying visiting and part-time lecturers rather than recruiting full-time staff

62. [b]Govt spending hundreds of millions in mundane administration cost [/b]instead of providing boreholes and power supplements; Govt hiring personal staff, including Personal Assistants, Special Advisers, Bodyguards, Personal Consultants, etc.

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@OP , first step, teach her responsibility. (the two of them together)
Give her something delicate (but disposable ) make a mark on it and tell her to hold it for you for some time (start with 5 mins) . tell them to make sure no one takes it from each of them. If it work for 5 mins, try another item and move the time up till it might be a whole day.
When she knows that 'This is my thing and no one should take it from me' , she might well understand when someone else says 'This is my thing . .'
If she get this going, the next thing will be to teach her giving and politely asking.

U dey talk 400, top 1000 dem no dey and yet students want ASUU to call off the strike so that they can return to that shithole instead of asking their leaders why they have not implemented an already signed Agreement to uplift our universities

Buddy dogg:
The cleric said that [b]ASUU, by
allowing the strike to linger and
allowing students to stay at
home for four months running,
had exhibited utter insensitivity
to the plight of Nigerian
students and their future.

Sir, abeg to disagree. You are wrong
It is the FG that allows the strike to linger.
Is it not shameful that no Nigerian University is in the top 1000 in the world and government cannot implement the Agreement they sign to upgrade our universities.

instead of pressuring ASUU , turn that attention to the FG that are spending so much to maintain themselves

You are right, the mattress will remind me how Nneka held on to one side while I pounded her from behind and how I used a vaccum cleaner to mop out the excess fluid Blessing poured on my bed.
But all beds look the same, it is a mind thing. Just change the cover and burn all previously used bedspread, pillow case, wrapper and possibly towel

You better find a way to stop that before she begins to snatch another girl's bf or husband

Of course she didnt want sex and I believe that is why she invited you to her house instead of coming to yours so that she could have more control of proceedings on a safe ground.
It seems you have been playing a really cool and nice guy with her, how about introducing a little pillow, erotica talk during ur chat with her.
A guy with low esteem play cool n only try to kiss in a dark corner, a confident guy tells a girl on the road that he is going to fvrk her at the next corner, if she agree they look forward to it, if they dont agree, they laugh over it.
Whats all this about getting angry cos a girl who is not ur wife refuses to give u fvrk

Was there ever a time they say the drainage system was to cover the entire state?
Ibeno is miles away from the capital city where the drainage is?
Nairaland is helping to spread misinformation. WE GO SOON CLAMP DOWN ON SOCIAL MEDIA

teeo: They should be taught how not to open their legs to men easily.

no need to open the legs , just roll over , show me ur asz and i will open it myself

wHO CAME OUT FIRST, PATIENCE OR GOODLUCK?

When previous government made statements like this without anything on ground, I use to doubt.
But for GEJ, considering the massive progress in that sector, I believe.

GEJ FOR 2015