₦airaland Forum

ValCon888:
A failure appointed a failure. Another failure has now come in defence of the failure that the failure appointed.

. This one weak me

Trumann:
Why won't you have payment problems when your Finance Minister failed ICAN.

hahaha that's funny

XaintJoel20:
I hear always said it, the biggest problem Igbo has is not Fulani, Hausa or Yoruba.
The biggest problem they have is Igbo themselves.

They are not organized...

please shut up, are you organize?

Oseigha:
Dear Nairalanders.
I currently have two job offers on the table. One is in Abuja and the pay is about N200,000 a month, while the other is in Lagos and the pay is about N300,000. I am presently based in Abuja and have never stayed in Lagos. I only visited on occasions. The Lagos offer is tempting but I am kind of apprehensive about relocating there because of the challenges that come with staying in Lagos.
Please I need your inputs. Which would you rather choose, the Lagos offer or the Abuja one?
Serious suggestions only please!

well for me I will advise you to check which one that has job security more, because a company can decide to pay you 500k this month and lay you off next month.

Putindbutt:
The
man
with
zero
achievements.
It
was
Sanusi
who
cleared up
the
mess
he
created
in
the
system.

If you don't know what to say just shut up.

Amotolongbo:
Oh sorry!

Za zu
Your wife traveled to the town of “ozus” to meet “kolu” where dem dem scratch card
E don zeh.

But sincerely bizza bizza
Your gf didn’t show love at all
Is she mad or something?

I think she's Mad

NovesaTillie:
Good morning and merry Christmas everyone.

Please I'm in dilemma and really need some good advice.
This guy and I have been on this relationship thing for 5 months now with occasional misunderstandings here and there. The first one was because he visited me and refused to go after the time he said he would leave, when he finally left I got back home from work only for the security to call me that I have a visitor at the main gate and behold it was him.
I allowed him stay the night because he's a nice guy, really good in bed and also helps in the house to do stuff like wash the dishes and cooking.

Fast forward to December 15th we agreed he comes over and we spend the Christmas at my place then go to his place from 27th so we can enjoy the new year there. As we agreed, he came to my place on 17th of December and has not made any moves to leave or for us to go to his place. I am moved to create this thread because I got home from work yesterday and noticed more of his things have been arranged in the wardrobe with his shoes arranged by the front door..

Please how do I address this? I can't go on like this. He eats a lot. Snores also.
Is relationship not supposed to be the other way around why is he moving into my apartment like I'm going to marry him
We both stay in Abuja.

Mods please kindly move to Frontpage.

maybe his rent has expired.

Seriously[Qquote author=Kriss216 post=108890200]
I don't mind if it takes me eternity to eradicate some manipulations heaped on some guy's head by the bleeding gender.[/quote]

Pure Ekuke

TheLoanGuy:
So on Saturday, my dad called me that someone gave him a GSD mixed breed puppy (local dog mom & GSD dad). The owner said it is 9 weeks old.

I love the puppy, in fact first thing I did when I got to my parent's place was to take it to the vet, for shots and deworming.

I slept over at their place and took it home with me yesterday. I do not have a cage, so it slept in the room with me, before I woke up it has messed up the whole room and it's poop is watery (I am not sure if that's how it's supposed to be or if it's because it was dewormed on Saturday, because I notice worms anytime it poops up until this morning).

The rest of the day, it kept pooping all over the place, it does this almost immediately after it finish eating.

I have been feeding it boiled egg since I'm Saturday, but it stopped accepting today, I made custard and milk for it, it didn't accept it, luckily I had chicken at home, I fed it with chicken and it ate it.

I work from home, but looking after it slowed down my work today and I was so stressed.

Part of the issues I have is:

1. How do I get it to poop on a spot or something? Or do I get cage for it, keep it there and let it poop there while I clean it later in the day? I am already thinking of making a cage for it and keeping it in my balcony.

2. Is the poop supposed to be watery? Is it a sign of diarrhea? Should I get something a drug for it?

3. I want to get dog food for it tomorrow (vet recommended pedigree puppy). What else can I feed it? Please I need recommendations.



Please I need your help abeg dog experts. Before I return it back to my dad.

See the cute baby below

Na wa ooo, this country nah cruise.

ijustdey:
https://www.newtelegraphng.com/general-overseer-plans-own-abduction-demands-n10m-ransom-from-family/

One bottle of Jameson 15k, how do you eat and transport, don't you have girlfriend.

Taywon:
Omo!.... How una dey chop self

Kendumazy:
https://dailytrust.com/nigerias-debts-how-each-nigerian-owes-n155000

Govt should send there account, let me pay mine LOL

Is a lie, u no fine

donbachi:
Big lie...I fine die.to the extent,people thinks I'm an actor..and so many atimes at the airports people come to take pics with me and my wife fine like 3 beautiful women put together.

Just say is all over

Alexgman1:
Am in a relationship with the only child & daughter of a traditionalist(herbalist). We are no more attracted to each other & she knows it. We are both fed up of the 3years old relationship. How do i break-up with her without hurting her or incurring the wrath of her dad?

Jexyme:
Pls don't confuse yourself and others.

Medical laboratory technician and med. Lab. Assistant are diploma and certificate programs run by schools of health and technology. When you graduate, you'll work in the hospital in different cadre with and as a subordinate to Medical Laboratory Scientist. You'll be helping in some preanalytical procedures and some postanalytical procedures and other duties as may be assigned to you by a medical laboratory scientist.

A medical laboratory scientist is someone who has undergone Bachelor of medical laboratory science (B.MLS) program in an accredited university. The program is at least five years and it's divided into two phases, the preclinical and clinical phases. In preclinical phase, you offer courses such as basic sciences in year one while in year two, you'll offer human anatomy, physiology and medical biochemistry in most schools alongside MBBS, BDS, Pharmacy, Physiotherapy and Radiography students. In the clinical phase, you'll offer Histology, histochemistry, chemical pathology, Haematology, transfusion science, medical microbiology, clinical immunology among other clinical courses.
When you graduate with B.MLS you'll be given provisional licence which will enable you undergo one year compulsory internship program (before NYSC) after which permanent licence will be issued.
Finally, Med lab scienctist is at par in terms of cadre (essential clinical staff), work entry point (CONHESS 9/2) and work promotion progression (up to Director) with pharmacist, physiotherapist, and medical radiographer in federal civil service. While in the Academics (University Lecturing), the entry point is Assistant Lecturer.

you are correct , you have said it all

Your talking nonsense there

Princefrankie1:


I never knew how stupid and ignorant some Nigerians are until this incident. I have heard people make all sort of odious and scornful remarks about this guy's accident and I just shake my head in pity for our hate-filled society.

This is not wickedness, it's outright stupidity.

Imagine people playing politics with someone's misfortune. A young man who his only crime is being the son of the president of our country.

This really shows that an average Nigerian has a very low IQ. With the population of our great country predominantly youths, youths with such mindset, schooled youths with little or no education, I fear for our future.

Get well soon bruv and put the wicked to shame.

[quote author=checkedout post=62628457][/quote]is it his responsibility to do that, you have govt in place beside are you paying tax to pastor Chris, Nonsense

Nedfed:
My elder brother happen to be a Managing direction of a private Organisation. The Organisation conducted aptitude test and interview for the qualified applicants on Monday, but only 6 out of 25 applicants were picked (4 mens and 2 ladies). This afternoon while I was in his office, he showed me the names and the Cv of those people.
But to my greatest surprise my Ex who break my heart back then at the Polytechnics happen to be among. This lady drop me purposely because am from a poor home and follow another guy despite all the love and cares I show her.
I think this is the pay back time, Should I block her way? Cause what she did then is still fresh in my heart.

Chai, poor soul like you, see your reasoning

gift01:
The rubbish has 20k as its daily maximum transfer limit. What utter nonsense. GT Bank offers 200k as its daily maximum. Ain't favourable for a biz man. Na students package be dis

do you have upto 200k in your account, must you complain

kelvinUchiha:
Hi Nairalanders,

I just packed into a new house last month and things have been moving really fast for me. So much stress and I had spent a lot of money furnishing my apartment and moving stuffs. So, two weeks ago my neighbour came to my house to greet me(as new neigbour things) I was very excited because she was beautiful and around my age bracket. I told her to come in, this was around 11:00 am i offered her a drink and we were talking about so many things.

I found out she was just my type of girl quiet and intelligent. We talked about the previous tenants and she told me my house was fine. I was happy, I said finally all the stress from packing was worth it. She left by 6:45 pm that day. The next day, I saw her spreading clothes outside so I approached her, we greeted and she asked me if I've eaten. I said no so she said she cooked spaghetti and she would bring for me. She arrived with the food, I thought to myself this must be a wife material o. We were both eating till she said let her feed me. Like play like play I'd feed her and she'd feed me. Before I said Jack Robinson we were already kissing and smooching.

I wasn't with my condom and I wasn't prepared but I felt this girl was a nice and innocent girl. She probably just likes me. So I gently removed her clothes like a gentle man and we had sex. I swore to myself I won't release early or get tired so at least she would feel me and come back for more.
We enjoyed ourselves, we were happy and I know she enjoyed it as well, she held my hand and we were stack naked gisting for about 20 minutes staring at each others eyes.

So eventually she went home.

After three days, I went to ease myself only to see white pus from my penis that morning. I was so surprised. My heart started beating and I rushed to my phone I googled it and I got things like UTI, gonorrhea, staph, HIV. I was really scared. I called her, she came and she was normal. I didn't tell her about it. I just wanted to find out if she purposely gave it to me but she seemed like she didn't know. I travelled home to see my mum.
I went for test spent about 3k for urethral swab, blood test and urine analysis.

It came back positive for Staphylococcus. I was so annoyed at myself for not using a condom the same time relieved that it was negative for HIV. I spent a total of 9k on drugs and injection and I came back home. Mind you, I bought two packs of condom in case.

I like this girl and she likes me but I wasted one week treating the staph without telling her and if I tell her now she would see me as a bad person and I don't know how she would react if I tell her she gave it to me. I'm really confused because I don't want to lose the relationship. My mind is telling me not to tell her and continue using condom( she's very sweet) but I love her and I don't want it to be harmful to her but she may decide not to give me sex again. I'm worried.

Please for matured minds okay. Its really important, life is at stake.
Thanks.

my guy advice her to treat herself also, staphylococcus aureus is normal gram positive bacteria, tell her to do medical test to know the drug sensitive to her body.

sarrki:
This is how GREAT LEADERS are greeted. You can say anything behind them but when you're standing before INTEGRITY and INTELLIGENCE, there is nothing like "Mere Commissioner".....

which integrity

NwaAmaikpe:



God forbid that this foolish thief be found in this nation's corridors of power.

him thief ur papa money, Nonsense

kobo123:
Veteran actor ,Richard Mofe Damijo  popularly known as RMD becomes the best actor for the role in took in the movie 3 wise men  at the just concluded Abuja International Film Festival.

The actor took to his instagram page to share the news saying

''So I won the best actor for my role in 3 wise men at the just concluded Abuja international film festival. It couldn't have come at a better time as we wrap the #glolafftafest2017 today. It's been a long comic ride since April. Laughter is good for the soul, and even the bible acknowledges that a heart that is cheerful is as "medicine for the soul..." which is why I love to laugh and be merry. Like laughter, awards are good for the soul especially when they are not post mortem. 
People ask me why I still get excited over awards in acting since I have won tons of them. Well, yes, I still get tickled by acting awards, It's who I am, it's what I do and I absolutely love it.
It is my art and in it's own way defines me, so any recognition of excellence ìs a validation that on my lane, I do good work. I adore and totally respect those who do same in their respective fields because when it all comes down to it, really, it's how we impact our little corners that count. I am blessed and thankful that after 33 years of doing this work, I still hunger to be better everyday. My name is Richard Mofe-Damijo I am an actor, grateful for the liberty to express myself through my craft. Who are you?''



http://news.nollyzone.com/richard-mofe-damijo-wins-best-actor-abuja-international-film-festival/

fine man

NwaChibuzor12:
This is why education should be banned in Nigeria. It has caused more harm than good. Go to school, you risk death , go for nysc, you risk death while traveling. Ordinary to write exam sef na die. One lecturer go dey threaten you say u no go pass him course for no reason or because you toast him girfriend. At the end of the day u graduate with 2.2 , third class or pass then you stay at home for years because of no job. Nobody will employ you. What nonsense

SAY NO TO EDUCATION, YOU WILL DIE. Go out there and hustle . Nigeria places too much emphasis on education thats why this country still remains stagnant. We believe education is the only route to success which is a big lie.

I'll be contesting for councillorship soon in anambra. Our mission is to ban education in that community, then we shift to lagos state before we conquer Nigeria. Education is a big scam.

Thats why we the igbos are very smart. We know our left from our right. I've said this before and I'll say it again. An average igbo man who didn't finish primary school is more likely to be successful than our supposed and acclaimed educated brothers from the south-west.

GO OUT THERE AND HUSTLE!

true talk bros

sylviaeo:
MONKEY POX HAS NO VACCINE!!!! . PLS WAT IS THE MILITARY INJECTING PEOPLE IF NOT MONKEY POX

ask them oooooooo

Joephat:
hehe

useless govt, muna run

Smallbaby:
So I was arguing with a colleague yesterday about the company that first brought fingerprint Technology to Nigeria. I said it was Infinix, but she said no that it was one other brand like that. Since we tried Google and it not help matters, I decided to bring it on here, which phone company first brought Fingerprint technology in Nigeria first. Thank you.

Samsung galaxy 5

helpforever:
My story is longer than this but I cannot remember all for now.

Mods please, I need this on the frontpage.

Lalasticlala
Seun
RoyalRoy

it could be hormonal imbalance? Go to hospital and run some test

But I have been paying into my savings before this news came in.

Yoruba with Gayish mind,

Hmmmm nah bubu speak all this English?