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I love my girls with flesh, not fat mind u, but with thick and luscious- u know big boobbies, wide hips,big aarse and with knockout pretty faces. I like them big cos i believe only a dog like bones.

Tick present here if you too like them with curves. If you some thick pretty ones too, lets see their pictures.

oomo, I tire o.my girlfriend (soon to be ex anyway) kept complainin wen we started dat I speak too much pidgin.I told her I do dat cos I wanted to break ice quickly so all d stifness and aloofness frm her will be gone so we can hav dat air of conviviality around us all d time. She would hear none of it so I had to revert to good english.den,all of a sudden weneva we had an altercation, she wil go on like- u r d one dat likes big big grammer.most of my jokes were always lost on her and weneva I spoke metaphorically,she always read different meaning to my talk.I had to resort at d end of d day to plain banal talk wit her.
To me,it was formin cos she said she didn't like pidgin n didn't know how to speak ibo well,yet anytime her mother called her, d woman never spoke a word of English tho my girl always replied her in english.
Weneva I pointed dis out to her,she was always like: I hear ibo, but I can't speak.balderdash cos anytime her ibo friends called her,she always interpersed her talk wit igbo words..and I was always like wat da Bleep.dis girl dey craze.
am tired of her petulant ways as it is, and I think its curtains for us as of dis minute.

Close to three quarters of members of the federal cabinet are defying an over one year-old presidential order to keep a low profile in the appointment of aides.

Each minister is required by the directive to have no more than a special adviser/assistant and one personal assistant.

The Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) even wrote to the ministers over a year ago on the issue as part of the measures to conserve public funds, but an investigation now shows that the majority of the ministers still retain as many as 12 Special Advisers/Assistants each.

A circular from the Presidency reminding the ministers about the RMAFC directive has also gone largely unheeded.

The Presidency is embarrassed by the action of most of the ministers on the order and has decided to move against what is perceived as a waste of scarce resources.

The salary and allowances of each minister’s Special Adviser/Assistant are paid by the appropriate ministry, while the emoluments of the Personal Assistant are part of each minister’s earnings.

The federal cabinet has 42 members with no more than 12 found to be compliant.

The errant ministers, according to sources, claim to have been under pressure from their godfathers and other political heavyweights for having so many aides.

Some ministers also attributed the bloated aides to the “need for patronage since they are political appointees.”

An authoritative source familiar with the situation told The Nation in Abuja:”The ministers are actually not honouring the government directive on aides. Some of them have up to 12 Special Advisers/Assistants.

“Besides, there was also a circular issued by the Secretary to the Federal Government that ministers should source their Special Advisers/Assistants from the civil service.

“But these ministers have brought all manner of aides without requisite experience. That is why cabinet members do not depend on civil servants to implement their programmes.

“The Presidency will soon sanction the affected ministers.

“Some of these ministers have made Permanent Secretaries to believe that they will pay the extra Special Advisers/Assistants on their own. But they force Ministries, Departments and Agencies to pay some allowances and travelling estacodes of these aides.

“These SAs take direct charge of all affairs, including execution of projects, and serve as front for their principals.

“It is sad, however, that these aides have no regard for civil service procedures at all in doing things.”



http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/mobile/news/42291-ministers-defy-jonathan-on-number-of-aides.html

if she pinches u, pinch her bak, and pinch her real hard. when she kips wincing, she'l get to realize that pain will follow every time she pinches you.the pain from your pinch should keep her in check

You've been married 6years and dated 2years before that, totalling eight years- meaning you started with your wife in 2004. In 2004, am quite sure you werent this highflyer you now are- you were probably a low lifer- a typical run of the mill guy then. So, the kind of girls you crave now- like this 24year old undergrad wouldnt have touched you then. Maybe just you presenyt wife would have you then, and maybe herself, she was from the lower rungs of life, and prolly not fine or attractive like you would have wanted. But if the preferable is not available, the available becomes the preferable. So you married her, without love, without the requisite attraction.

Fast forward 6years, with a dream job now, plenty of slush funds and young girls all over you, you are now wondering if you made a mistake. On your part, you did, cause you married a woman you didnt love, but would you punish her for you lack of choice at the time you chose her? For your kids, you will have to see through that marriage. Your wife is blameless in all this, and though she realizes she is in a loveless marriage, am sure she's playing and will continue to play her part in being a good wife.

Your cross? You'l have to live with a woman you dont love for the next 30 or 40 years while keeping numerous concubines on the side like this young undergrad you are presently seeing. Be a man! Dooty is dooty

Guy, you are on a loooooooooooooooooooooooong thing!ur girl, like she told you, wants to have fun. yeah, she likes you, prolly may even love you in her own kind of weird way, but that does not stop her cheating. maybe you give her money, but it by no means sustains her sort of lifestyle. she prolly is also a social climber- wants to be with the celebs, the stars, wants to be in the happening niteclubs on the island, wants to wear parada, christian louboutin, manolo blahnik etal. u cant provide that, she knows, but she keeps with you cos maybe you show her love and treat her right, while the other guys who give her the champagne lifestyle she craves dont give her the love she wants.so she sticks with you

Two things are gonna happen- one day, she will get a guy who gives her the champagne lifesgtyle and who loves her too. Then, she will toss your hide onto the kerb, you'll be history.Or she may not,and then stick with you she outgrows trhis phase and wants to settle down- that could be when she is like 26, 27 or 28. If you are patient, you could still be the last man standing if someone else with dough and attitude doesnt come along first.

So, its either you man and kick her out, or have patience, tolerate her excesses, in the hope she's soon outgrow that phase. The danger is, if she is sleeping with you without protection, she's doing same with some of the men she shagging, and most of those men dont like using condom. So beware!

first of all, wat were u doing in your husband's office without his invitation? and assuming you had to go there, why didnt you call him first to tell him you were on the way? what the eye doesnt see, the heart doesnt grieve about. na you find trouble.

That said though, I do atimes lock my door and catch a short nap on the couch in the office. it often happens when i partied or clubbed the night before. so wen, i want to catch a nap, if i hav a close female friend inside and she feels like sitting down der, I let her. I simply tell her to lock the door and watch TV, play with her BB or the computer.If you happened to be my wife and came at such a time, wouldn't you say i was phucking her?

next time, call you husband ahead when you want to visit his office

i think the two trade & investment ministers have done well.. Aganga and Ortom. i keep hearing of new foreign invetsments into the country everyday

So guys stil walk up to babes n toast,just like dat?I tot every one is introduced nowadays? Well toasting a girl in d midst of her friends is a tough call.if its at a party or club, yes.its a lot easier.if they r stationary, yes.but on the move and u siddling up to them? U hav ur work cut out. In any group of girls,der is always a leader or d most experienced. If u happen to want to toast d leader, and she fancies you, u dnt hav a problem.none of d oda girls will raise an eyebrow,and it won't matter wat dey thot anyway. But if d girl u fancy is one of d led, you are finishd.u'l neva get to first base cos she won't want the other girsl to think she is easy. If she must,wait til she falls a step behind or is at d edge.

I once toasted 3girls at an ATM in ikeja and I got my choice becos she was d prettiest n d leader,d oda two were her cousins. I toasted 2girls at Ceddi in Abuja some months later and I got a dud. I had abt 60seconds to do so.frm d door til d lift.my choice seemed to warm up to me,was even laughing under a minute n on d movie floor,she gave me her pin.but dat was as far as I got.her friend had been mumbling and grumbling all along.d minute I steppd away n sent d friend request, it was declined.I knew d friend used bad belle for me. I went bak n found dem ina boutique, and d friend dis time was openly hostile. She asked why I was followin dem around n told me to leave her friend.I asked her if she was a lesbian n why she seemed so angry dat I was talkin to her friend. Wen she wanted to get more nasty,I had to leave.all d while my choice didn't utter a word.she was d led,her ugly friend, d leader..

Dis man, u must either be hard up for women or u r not used to getrtin female attention at all.u r seated in a hotel and a man comes wit a girl most definitely ashewwo,she blows a kiss at u n u go gaga.r u really dat inexperienced on d groovy front? So wat happens now if u r in a club n a good lookin girl, who is most likey goin to be an ashewoo backs her rump into u or drapes an arm over u?wil u say its cos u r so goodlooking or she so in love.

Stuff like dis happen all d time bro, and u only get 10 or 20k poorer anytime u hook up wit a girl like dat.cos she'l always tell u she's ready to shhag u n dats wat it'l cost u, and dats if she genuinely likes u, else its gon b more.go bak to dat hotel 2moro.u may likely see her standin infront of d gate wit other hookerrs

Look, don’t mind all those saying going to Abuja by road is hell. It is not, and it is infact a pleasurable and good learning experience if you are the adventurous type. You can take in the sights, the sounds, the scenery, the smells and enjoy the wonderful scenic topography as you go along. Stock you car with plenty chops and drinks sha.

It would take you about 9hours if you know the road, about 15 or more if you don’t and have to stop to keep asking the way. But if you must go by road, better go by coach- ABC should be okay. If you don’t, your sat nav won’t help you one bit and you’ll definitely miss your way many many times. You could end up in Adamawa or Taraba near a Boko Haram enclave for all you know.So, I’l advice you not to think about it if you don’t know the way.

If you have someone who knows the way, and is ready to travel with you, fine. The road for much of the journey isn’t that bad. From Lagos- Ibadan-Ife (you go behind the city) to Ilesha is dual carriage. From Ilesha to Akure- Owo-Ijero Ekiti-Ibillo-Okene-Lokoja-Gwagwalada- Abuja is single carriage all the way. The most dangerous part of the route is Lokoja to Gwagwalada due to the number of accidents so you gotta drive carefully along that stretch.

I’ve travelled that road severally but I still took a wrong turn after Owo around Ijero Ekiti or so the last time I went by road and lost only an hour because I realized my mistake on time. Yours may be worse. I always enjoy the journey anyway- you can do one for the road (just one Udeme or shine shine bobo) beside Iwo roundabout in Ibadan, two hours after you must have left Lagos. I always enjoy akara and bread at Gbongan roundabout just outside Ife before heading for Ilesha.

Lunch is normally that Madam Patience restaurant after Akure- their pounded yam is fantastic.You can also try their amala, which is only comparable to Amala shitta(in my surulere). You could get caught up in Akure traffic from infront of FUTA gate, past Oba Adesida junction right to that junction on the outskirts beside the motor garage. So, you must show them you are a Lagos driver, else, add a half hour to your ETA.

You can refuel at that Nipco Station at Owo, get fruits on the way around Okene but by all means don’t stop in that town. Okenenians are very hostile and if they are having one of their festivals and their masquerades are on display, detour. They can block all the roads and vandalize cars in sight. Head straight to Lokoja and while there you can stop to get fine chicken barbeque to munch on the final leg of the journey. You will know where to stop once you see all those transporters and luxurious buses parked.

From there, it is one way to Gwagwalada, but before hitting that university town, you will drive past a lot of satellite villages along the way. Abaji and Kwali are two villages where you will probably will hit the worst traffic of your life- on a bad day when tankers, trucks and articulated vehicles hold sway, you can spend 6hours on that stretch there before you get to SDP junction in Gwagwalada (ordinarily like an hour or less).

If you are even more unfortunate, you will spend another one or two hours from SDP junction to Zuba junction on Aiport road (normally a 30minute jaunt). From there it’s plain sailing past Airport junction and that immigration village, past Lugbe till you hit City gate as the sight of the National Stadium finally welcomes you to Abuja Township proper.

By and large you will enjoy the experience, and since you won’t be doing this many times, do seize this opportunity and have something to tell your children. But by all means, get a guide or go by ABC Coach

@mobf & db10dtruth: very true.dat killz boy get sense small. But his choice of fonts is whack. Pls tell him to increase the typeface by a point or two so he can be more legible especially for dos of us who often use class B computin devices to access d net on d go

I met this beautiful girl about a month ago. She’s serving in Ibadan and came to visit friends in my city where we met and hit it off (am not too sure we did).

She’s the laid back sort so I had to pull out all the stops to try to get her. First date, a handshake, second date a hug, third date, a peck, fourth date a kiss (that seemed to be so brief it may not even have happened) and that’s as far as I got.

Subsequently, she spent a couple of nights- about 3- in my house before she had to leave back to Ibadan. Those three nights, she didn’t let me touch her (and later even bragged she had no intention of shaging me).

In between when we first met and when she left, we hung out many many times and she often seemed eager to be with me, but all the while she kept on giving me conflicting signals. Am in love with her, but I don’t think the feeling is mutual. The chemistry seems to be there (though we argue a lot), but atimes, her body language just leaves me flustered, confused and frustrated.

She’s been gone a week now , and though we chat all day,  and she makes sure she calls me at least once a day, I don’t seem to know what to make of this relationship (if indeed it is).

Though she insists she doesn’t have a boyfriend, she has at the same time never told me she loves me, never alluded to anything more than friendship between us, yet has also always wondered why she hasn’t met any of my folks or friends.

I told her its cos much of the time we were together, it was supposed to be our 'alone time'. On her part part though, I have met her guardian, most of her friends,  spoken to her 2 sisters on phone as well as her mum. 

The whole thing just seems amorphous without any form or shape and I don’t know if am wasting my time. As I dont even have a single second to waste, I am worried. Is she into me? Or just sees me as someone she may every once in a  while catch her trips with? I don’t have the patience to try to find out so I just wanna know if I should hitch up my trousers and scram. Any advice people?

Is he a ghost?or u guys datin online or wat?dnt u visit each other?dnt u hav pictures together? Put dem up on fb and tag him den sit bak n wait for comments. Tag urself in his pictures n see if he deletes d tags. If he does, den knw dat sumfin could be up. Read his wall,look at his comments n comments frm pals.if he is married,der will be a clue sumwhere. Drop comments on his wall wit endearments n affectations n wait for a rebuke- either frm an in law or a wife's friend. Or frm him,himself.u cld always get pointers dat way. ask him wat schools he went to naa.wat set he graduated, u must knw sumbody dat knws sumbody dat went to d same school. he lives in d UK- Eko extension n u say u dnt knw anybody dat knws him?
And by d way,wat is so impossible about being 34,well educated,handsome n still being single. Am around dat age too,goodlookin, well educated (depends on wat u mean by dat) ,comfy, plenty of charisma, have women flockin around me,but am not yet married. Failed relationships in d past n wondering weda wat I presently hav is d real deal hav kept me single til now.If  I was hitting up on u,I guess u'l take it am married cos I seem to handsome,tall n able to pick my bills. Visit him in uk n find out k? No need to cum askin us on NL- all dey knw here is to abuse, D guy may be as single n as straight as a foot rule for all u knw.

I guess its cos of d fast paced dictation dey hav to take while in medical school.I hav a doctor friend and his writin is barely legible now.yet in secondary school,he had d best handwriting and all through 6yrs as classmates,he was d official note copier on blackboard.so his writing changed only when he went to university

Well for starters,ur dysfunctional upbringing hasn't affected u psychologically,so u r stil on d level. 2.ur fone toaster isn't totally a jerk, atleast he didn't rrape u.n he didn't throw u out in d middle of d nite.he waited till mornin. immature maybe,foolish yes,jerk no.

If I was him,ofcourse, I must razzle u at night wen we want to sleep. difference is,if I see u actually mean no,I will leave u alone.  n I won't throw u out. Food wey be my own no fit pass me.But by d time u leave, wen u see dat my govt is no austerity govt,U'l b d one harassin me u want to ccum again.den, u'l prolly ccum wit only one motive-to shagg me to death.

dat said tho,u seem to attract d bad guys cos dey may be d ones who hav wat it takes to keep a relationship wit u going.guys who gat dough r often arrogant n often carry on as if dey r doing d girls dey shag a favor.

so while u may not know it,ur standards r high.d gud n responsible guys,d minute dey can afford an apartment get married.so dey can't invite u to dia house,only hotels.d ones dat are gud dat  areant married r prolly still squatin wit friends, meanin dey can't invite u ova n most r always hard up anyway. so leave story,ur eye dey up.am also quite sure u r not tellin us d whole story.he prolly paid ur flight ticket to his town.dnt ccum n start soundin holier dan thou here.

ur girl no send u o, no dey dia dey deceive urself say una love each other, u r in an abusive relationship which is not healthy, except u hav a low esteem, walk

relax pretty ders nothing der. so if u were dating me and looking at my facebook, you will die be dat. we do dat all the time, it means naught. your man in all likely hood is loyal