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Pets can be grouped in two categories;
1. Dogs
2. The others

If you don't own a dog, then you're yet to meet a best friend. Loyalty beyond measure, companionship at its extreme, protective instincts, amongst others.

Dogs are the only known pet that can lay his life on the line for you. Your best human friend might betray you, but a dog won't.

SON: #wispers# mama, why is it that "runt" threads are being transferred to the pet section?
MOM: shhhh!!! Sharap there!!! If Seun catch u ehn, na 50years ban be that.

Hey honnie, It's obvious the dude got no interest in u. I'd advice u move on without him. Else you'll end up giving him a bite of ur cupcake after which he'll move on with another. We men are evil!!!

oluseyiforjesus:
NL, what should I do?It was 4.20am on 1-April-2015 I jokely told my girl Friend that I'm no more interested in the relationship just to play April fool just for two hours ooooo. Since then 11 days ago have being begging that it's just April-fool but she said she's no more interested too. What do I do?, I luv her so much.

She's probably playing April stupid on you too. You played April fool and she didn't complain, so face d music.

ismailaja:
U ar so prety

With all that heavy makeup? Even my grandma looks good on makeup

Magpies kennels...

sweetpet:
Lol... If u ar redy and dire nid of it y not contact 4 pix n dtails evin do fisika inspection and if u satisfied u pik insted of lookin @ empty pix dat myt not originaly b d dog in question...9jirians will nevr learn.. Yor cnt evin difrentiate between whyt n blak... Legit or fake... Smh.. Lollllllllllllll

Dude, This is NL... We have a way we operate, either you blend or faze out. You have any pet for sale, upload pictures and people will sure contact u while others might even link u up if ur pups are good enough. Or ain't u proud to show off ur pups?

Pastor!!! You mean you still haven't sold this your dog all this while? If you insist on 90k, you might end up retaining the dog o...No one will buy a dog of this quality for 90k....#just saying#

Just make sure trishap no catch you, this one wey u name ur dog after am... Prodeegee, just imagine o

First and foremost, your cute pal needs a shave. His furs are all tangled up, get someone to help with the grooming. His furs looks kinda unhealthy. Give him a shave, let new strands take shape... After which u can maintain from there.

This is quite normal. This is similar to a situation where a little child picks crumbles of bread from the floor. You need to make him know it's wrong, otherwise he'll make an habit out of it.

Toks2008:
im actually quoting this without reading and i wont waste my time replying you again until you stop your beer parlour atitude0 and articulate your opinion without acting like an immature individual.

I'll advice you ignore and move on. You've made ur point and I'm sure so many have learnt from it... You might drag this on and on till dawn. I'm of the same standpoint as you, but remember not all can accept ur facts. This is the 21st century where all norms are lost. We crave a decent society but even the society itself doesn't want a change. I'll use this slogan "if you can't beat them, free them"...

Toks2008:
Why do you think we have divorce?

Its because of the ex factor, the insecurity that comes with it.

Imagine a man with a dick size of 12inches have dated your wife before she got married to you and yo have 7inch dick, do you know you will fooling yourself thinking you wife is enjoying you when all she does is close her eyes and imagine she is making out with the other guy?

Not that there is anything wrong with your 7inc stick but the fcat that she has had an ex with a bigger one that she is used to will just not make her enjoy you and anyday she meets the old flame, she may likely cheat on you and divorce is knocking.

Comparison will always come to play wheras if a lady marries the man that disvirgins her at least divorce will reduce and the man will place so much value on her. This was how GOD made it but satan has destroyed the original setting and we have the impunity and indemnity to discuss this satanic,babaric and hellish topic.

You have a point though, I'd advice u open up a new thread on this, there u can reach out and pass a message. It's pointless passing that message on this thread. One love bro

I've never seen any of the aforementioned lines as a criteria for judgement... With a lady u're in a r/ship with, u don't need signs, it just comes naturally.

I think u only need signs when dealing with a casual female friend who comes visiting...
When u use any of the listed methods as criteria, u might miss the true intent of the female friend and end up soiling ur reputation.
Well, only one works for me... The moment a lady comes visiting, probably I play a movie and she protests she doesn't like it, instead of asking nicely, she gets into a struggle for the remote control, and accidentally u brush each other's sensitive parts, action sets in..Now that's a green light!!!

Or she'll sure look for a way to bring up something u can struggle over. I remember a time I had this crush, she came visiting, my fone rang a number of times and I attended to the calls, she sheepishly protested that my callers are depriving her my attention. The next time it rang, she seized my fone and said "come get it"...That's all I remember, the next is history.

DonX001:
Na wa o, girl wey worwor, come still dey form on top, last last, na for OLX her Papa go finally advertise am....

Before nko? To all forming-ladies in the house, please try bend ur rules... Small time na, una go turn bonanza, buy one get one free... Na dem type dey take front seat for singles/youth conference...

Uchesis:
Guys I know its not easy. Imagine a handsum bobo (like yours truly) dating an ugly charcoal babe. But trust me, d benefits can b rewarding. Such as:

1). She go hug u lyk trans4mer, even if u go shock her she no mind.

2). She ready 2 wash ur boxers, cook, clean, singing happily along d way.

3). Just wink at one fine yellow pawpaw chic passing by while u dey with her. Omo she fit die o.

4). Tell her u cant call. I swear she go buy u credit. Tell her u don tire, she go buy u lucozade. Lol

5). Tell her say 1 fine chic dey eye u. Omo she don fight dat babe finish.

6). Anytime u wan knack her akpako, she dey gallant 4 u.

Whereas some fine galfrnds go dey form one kind tin 4 u, doing anyhow dem like. But d ugly chics go dey loyal, humble, n corporative.

Lol

Isnt dat cool?

BTW, some wowoh babes dey carry weapons of mass destruction...

Guys dem, hw una see d matter na?

That's

Uchesis:
Guys I know its not easy. Imagine a handsum bobo (like yours truly) dating an ugly charcoal babe. But trust me, d benefits can b rewarding. Such as:

1). She go hug u lyk trans4mer, even if u go shock her she no mind.

2). She ready 2 wash ur boxers, cook, clean, singing happily along d way.

3). Just wink at one fine yellow pawpaw chic passing by while u dey with her. Omo she fit die o.

4). Tell her u cant call. I swear she go buy u credit. Tell her u don tire, she go buy u lucozade. Lol

5). Tell her say 1 fine chic dey eye u. Omo she don fight dat babe finish.

6). Anytime u wan knack her akpako, she dey gallant 4 u.

Whereas some fine galfrnds go dey form one kind tin 4 u, doing anyhow dem like. But d ugly chics go dey loyal, humble, n corporative.

Lol

Isnt dat cool?

BTW, some wowoh babes dey carry weapons of mass destruction...

Guys dem, hw una see d matter na?

You're wrong OP, na the ugly ladies dey form pass... It's a kind of insecure feeling they have within. They are aware of their unattractive looks and they feel every guy that comes their way only wants one thing... So dem prefer to form than to fall prey.

Observing things...

Anyways prodeegee, nice write-up

soleexx:
I think 5month is pretty okay for my dogs...

My previous female dog was 4 and the half month when she got pregnant...

I'm sure you meant 4 years...There's no history of such, a pregnant 4 month old dog? Absolutely untrue.

On second thots, I guess u lost track of her age or probably you were made to believe a false truth when you bought the dog in the first place.

Very simple... I can even go 2days without picking up...All i need do is tip a guy, get him to call you that he picked my fone at d roadside, and upon checking thru, you happen to be on my call log... The wife innocently locates this dude and even tip him for being an honest Nigerian.

Indirectly, she's paying the tip I promised the dude.

Funny thread tho...

I think No. 6 only works in movies... With the kinda weight most naija ladies posses, bumping into a guy with ur 120kg weight fit cause wahala o... God help you, make d guy trip, fall n faint!!!

PunkyOh:
Schizo Who are you "arguing" with, hun?

Madam, I don't have the luxury of time, none to trade words with u... Please pretend I don't exist and pls let me be... Go attend to ur kids, get something doing instead of wasting precious time holding grudges over d Internet...

PunkyOh:
Huh

It's her business, not mine, not yours, can we please drop this? I don't have the strength to argue... Thanks and God bless