₦airaland Forum

galadima77:
Just go the China way and fix death penalty for so many corrupt practices... Nigeria will be like heaven in no distant time. But then who'd pass such laws?

The elite will still get a way to avoid being prosecuted. The tariff itself is not the main thing. 100% implementation is key.
As it is now, if every corruption case proven leads to 10 to 20 years in jail with the first half being solitary confinement and ALL assets forever confiscated, corruption would be much less.

Imagine we have 10 000 politicians, civil servants and others currently locked up on proven corruption cases, things will change.

Kpilo101:
From reliable information reaching me is that Yahaya Bello and his cohorts bought votes with 750k per delegate.

Wow!

Bacteriologist:
Weldone ladies. You have done us proud again. Having the backs of the Eagles by defeating Algeria in the semis. Kudos to the keeper for singlehandedly dragging the team to glory. Y'all are virtuos women.

Maybe a female president is what we need to restore Nigeria back to her glory days.

I used to think so but dude no more. Women have proved just as kleptomaniac as men in positions of power in 9ja. Only few stood out from the rotten lot.

It seems even if angels come down to rule 9ja, 9ja will have a way of changing their original intentions. And not for the better. It's a very funny place o.

Bacteriologist:
Weldone ladies. You have done us proud again. Having the backs of the Eagles by defeating Algeria in the semis. Kudos to the keeper for singlehandedly dragging the team to glory. Y'all are virtuos women.

Maybe a female president is what we need to restore Nigeria back to her glory days.

I used to think so but dude no more.

It seems even if angels come down to rule 9ja, 9ja will have a way of changing their original intentions. And not for the better. It's a very funny place o.

Skyfornia:
Wetin she expect before? She went to rub something inside her something, eventuarry..she got robbed.

Weyrey!

I pity the babe sha.

Awesome.

Cadec007:
women no dey take eye see the progress of fellow women... Chai...

Back in the village, na dem constitute village people pass

I am telling you.

Harmonyemerald:
Don’t even date at all. They are not worth it. You give them your all, your heart, emotions and time for them to realize oh “I can’t be with you” and marry someone else magically in less than 90days........ Why do we hurt ourselves and call it love

My dear truth is bitter. When a guy sees a girl he really loves he won't waste time. As long as he is already prepared to marry.

When you are left for another babe, it is not necessarily so that he was dating that other girl before. He was just managing you until the babe of his dreams came along.

You should even be happy that he didn't marry you out of pity or guilt. It would be an unfulfiling marriage. You will now have the chance to meet the guy who truly loves you.

You can ask the question "why did he toast or date me in the first place?" Well, maybe the packaging that attracted him at first did not quite match the content he expected. Whereas the content might be what another guy has been looking for. That's life.

Very nice.

Germandude30:
So angry right now.did a driving test 5 times and the prufer still didn't pass me.ich bin nicht glucklich. Any one in Germany with an advice.i have spent 2700 euros

Sorry dude. But it's fairly common like that. I'm not in Germany.

Study the route where the test is done. Get a friend who drives to help your practice the route more.

Focus on correcting the errors the driving examiner noted. Whether roundabout, speed limit error, signalling issues, changing lanes wrongly, omitting mirror check, etc.

But mostly, it's very basic and easily avoidable errors that cost you passing your test. Better luck next time.

Netanyahu1:
There are many of them bro. I know one who wrecked a woman from Florida, the woman committed suicide. The guy in question relocated to USA from Nigeria and living in Texas now. He probably thinks he’s smart but nemesis will surly get him.

Don't be surprised if someone snitched on this Obi guy. There's also feud among these scammers. I think it's very silly going to US after causing such havoc to a US national. But perhaps in the end he needs to pay for his acts. So that his karma is inevitable.

After "co-operating" with authorities there, he will get off much lighter. Other big time yahoos in Nigeria should be very afraid now. In fact they would probably avoid travelling to any Western country.

UnclePrincipal:
I have been following all your thread lately and all your rules on how ladies should be behave. I really commend your efforts but do you know you're one sided and hypocritical in your writings. Your advice to ladies about sex is totally hogwash and won't be of any regard. The reason is that guys are not the only one craving for the so called sex . There are ladies who will do anything to have sex. Are you even kidding me ? ladies that offer there bodies to guys in exchange for money are the ones you're advising.

[b]See bro, don't bother wasting your time. All these eye opening thread you think you are posting won't be adhere to. Since when these ladies where little, their parents warned them against sex did they, listen? No, their religion warned them against sex, did they listen? No, even the school warned them and educated them? [/b]But did they take all the advice no. So why do you even think they will ever listen to you.

I wonder o.

Virtually every form of "authority" in the lives of kids warn against sex and fornication. When was the last time anyone listened?

Until people realise that women enjoy sex more than men, we won't get anywhere. The idea that it's only guys who want sex is totally archaic.

Culture just restraints girls from showing it openly.

When I remember what the daughter of our neighbour tried to do with me back then, Lawd have mercy.

Her mum was the strictest disciplinarian in the whole neighbourhood. Her dad was a very fine gentleman. They would be considered "rich" by those days standards. High paying jobs, a large duplex, many cars scattered around the large compound, summer holiday abroad, etc.

I could not do such with the daughter of a family friend and neighbour.

When I would not play ball, she took her high libido to another boy in our neighbourhood. She was about 15 and I was a year older. And that was in the so-called good old days o.

No one size fits all. I get proved wrong daily in love matters I thought I knew well.


A female friend met her guy and they married within 3 months. I was there the moment they met first time.

Years down the line they have kids in primary and secondary schools now.

From all indications, they have been happy and successful together.

And they are not the only such couple I know.

thanta:
In America it's called a mug shot


In Nigeria... it is called ______?

In 9ja e nor get name apart from pinsure.

At least a high level of safe sex awareness.

Rip.

lordsterlin:
Edo state has APC National chairman, 2 Ministers and now NDDC chairman whilst Rivers state with the Rotimi Amaechi the self-styled leader of APC in the South-south has just himself as minister and a mere commissioner in the now reconstituted board. Lemme hear someone describe him as 'Lion of the Niger Delta' again

He's a mere pussy cat of Ubima. Someone like Amaechi, once he is rewarded himself, he cares less about whether others from his State get anything. In fact he would feel special if he was the only person from Rivers in any Federal position.

martineverest:
Pius and oshiomole had issues during his tenure tho

True. The disagreement was over succeeding Osho as governor. I was wondering why Oshio and Odubu have been cosying up lately. Oshio even led a group of APC people to Odubu's house recently.

Maybe Oshio is slightly regretting choosing Obaseki and sidelining Odubu who was mute and loyal to Oshio for good 8 years.

Now compensating Odubu.

Another bureaucratic exercise creating poor quality and inefficiency. Why not improve schools nationwide that already offer these courses?

Soon the school will be producing more mass com or courses irrelevant to transportation graduates than transport tech or transport management graduates.

toprealman:
Our Army behave like makeshift military unit. Too reactive and lack a defined order.

It is the general gra-gra mentality of 9ja. In both state Parliaments and NASS in 9ja, supposed law makers grab Maces and fight like common street Urchins and criminals.

Tallesty1:
I don't understand how someone of you think. So calling off your marriage not just on the day but right inside the church while you and everyone else is already dressed and ready is the definition of independent?

The lady is a slow wicked person with a weak decision taking skills. She had the whole dating period to figure out what she wants but she didn't.

Then came introduction, planning of the wedding, traditional marriage, then traditional came the day for the marriage but she didn't do anything.

She waited until the wedding day, not even the night before wedding to save cooks the headache or in the morning but right inside the church when everyone is ready.

Tell you what, the lady is either trying to punish the guy or this is the handiwork of village people.

There's no sign of strength or independence in it

Abeg nor mind that one. A serious woman would not even accept engagement.
Sometimes you wonder if village do not exist as people exist. Because foolishness like the bride's own defies any logic.

wellmax:
Wahala dey.

Beht why wait till wedding day to make up your mind.
Why being such embarrassment to yourself and your family

Na drama queen.

Why allow all the expense first?

Why is the policemen looking like "Chai, you sure say nor be wahala I dey use korokoro eye enter so?"

As Na Kenya, not surprising. 9ja, SA, Ghana and Uganda are apprentices to Kenya.

Kenya should have Dickson and Punane on their coat of arms.

felaismyhero:
ok,just an observation: if you live in nigeria for more than 20 years,you would probably marry a naija gal.but the same amount of years in indian,and you would marry an indian gal,or the same amount of years in china,and you marry a chinese gal,lol.you see,there is a gal you are compatible with in every part of the world! it is not love; it is behavioural-agreement(if there is anything like that!).you can marry any gal,as far as your behaviours agree or square.

In my case it was the exact opposite regarding partner choice and location.

No one size fits all Bruv.

helinues:
Na lie jor. This is Nigeria

Saraki also has dual citizenship..

By birth or through parents is different. The law says voluntarily swear allegiance. Meaning applied for as an adult. Not the foreign passport but the process of getting it.

Kemi Adeosun born in UK wouid not be affected for example. Same as Saraki. Anybody born in Nigeria and acquired it through his/her parents who had a foreign citizenship will also not be affected.

You wonder where this thunder is when it has a job to do on those wishing us evil for no reason aside bad belle and envy.

eni4real:
I don't like pvssy as a word too.. I prefer Vagiina!! It is more real, Peniis and Vagiina are healthy words, I don't know why they should turn to Joystick/Eggplant and womanliness!!! That is petty!!!

Hmmm, ok.

eni4real:
Nairaland: Joystick

Lindaikeji blog : Eggplant

Real name: Peniss...

Where do you guys get these censorship idea from

I tire o.

Dem go turn pvssy to womanliness.