₦airaland Forum

harizonal123:
I thought Visa is supposed to be a stamp on a passport

Nope. Most are now stickers pasted on to a visa page of passport. Some visa stickers even bear a recently taken picture of the bearer.

Wuzyurdaddy:
Nice gesture, seems we love to jump on incidents here in Nigeria for the sake of jumping on it.


I know 50 people who weren't in SA that need this job.

We needs to send a patriotic message when it matters.

It helps restore belief in one's country. If 400 employers create 50 sustainable jobs for returnees from Libya, SA and others it will go a long way restoring hope. State govt can also help with indigenous returnees to their states.
As for FG, I nor just wan talk at all.

Igbo babes and beauty are like butter and Agege bread.

Where do these vehicles eventually end up a year later?

We see governors do this everywhere often.

They become totally invisible to the public later that some even say it's only for show.

I would not be surprised if security bosses leave many unserviced and divert some to become private farm trucks.

Very funny stuff here.
He sang his way into prison.
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Nothing new here. If not that 5% of those men are sisis or gay, nobody would have known.

RIP Iya Gernot.

franchasng:
They are shouting Buhari because this is when a President that loves his citizen and country act to win more citizens to his side and to also gain international recognition and respect for his nation.

Did you watch the black American guy arrested in Norway last month and how Donald Trump took it upon himself even though the guy in question is a black who is not even a native American but someone that acquired US citizenship at adulthood.

He even sent private jet to bring the guy home. That is how a real President of a nation acts.

Buhari ought to have given a live press briefing on this matter and as soon as he heard about SA government stopping some Nigerians trying to leave through government approved evacuation of Nigerian citizens, he ought to send Nigerian Airforce jet with some Nigerian military on board to at least tell the world that we are not a push over nation even if for nothing else.


Life is about packaging. You need good packaging to succeed in life, and that's what has been sustaining US and European nations which China and others have also learnt and its working perfectly for them.


Buhari is just a big mistake that ought not to have happens, he is too bad to rule even a local community

I was wondering if we have no viable military Jets able to evacuate Nigerians from abroad at any time.

I would have thought that was part of our defence system. But we had to wait for a private airline to volunteer. Not rubbishing Bubu's effort o. Because most Nigerian leaders of the past would be just as sluggish as Buhari. Except maybe Abacha.

COOL10:
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He's still rich. It's just that he could have had a better career. Fiorentina is still a decent club playing in Serie A. I believe he'll be fine.

If he can kick the habits that reduced his overall success.

One may acknowledge it but entirely kicking it can be tough. The state of his finances might not be the best now. And realises that in the 2 to 4 years left of his career, a big club move might not be forthcoming anymore..

But he can still earn a decent pension in China or Middle East in that time.

Abeg make dem end the rigmarole.

SC will never sack a president. It will be like a revolution. Christians will be massacred in the North. Never mind Atiku is a Muslim. He has wives from the South. That's enough reason.

lomprico:
yes! if not we for no hear of their kpanshing

Bmaster:
i know you are joking,right?why not,if not?
coz seriously,you can't be serious.

You should know by now that things happening in Nigeria is stranger than fiction.

Where else do govt soldiers kill policemen to free and protect a big time kidnapper?

You guessed right. Let nothing surprise or sound like a joke to you.

dust144:
If you like kill yourselves for politicians

They all know where they meet to settle themselves. None of them loses out. They compensate each other.

Abeg they should let Bubu (appointed by Boko as negotiator) to finish his second term jeje.

At least now maybe Boko is killing less than 50 soldiers daily. If their oga is sacked, they may resume full scale again. Remember Bubu has accumulated money over over past 4 years plus now, Boko may start using fighter jets for precision bombing across the nation.

Esejojo:
And I thought the line was for aesthetics.

Chai! You see why we have so much accidents. Imagine you are driving in a country where 70% do not know up to 25% of traffic rules and regulation.

lomprico:
Amechi dey enjoy o!

Amaechi 54 Kpanshing a woman of 55 na enjoyment?

dermmy:
Lolz. Am i dreaming? Trump and Bolton must have had a disagreement over the Iranian nuclear issue Where did Iran do this charm?

I tire o.
I thought Bolton was the exact ultra-right warmonger he needs by him.

tiger28:
Abeg which tribe is the mother from

Edo State, Benin.

seunmohmoh:
Twerking her way to the. But op see how you described the whole matter. Chai. Even without watching the video I got the picture with your illustration.

I wonder o. I was expecting action twerk. Not that I will even watch it.

pietre:
Someone is running mad, the wife is trying to catch him and you people are saying they are jogging

Weyrey!
Wow! Since this news broke Bubu has made one Naira equal to one dollar as he promised in 2015. Not!

prebiproy:
Football miney
If it's pastor now all of you will be shouting, church tithes and offerings

Oil and gas sir. And politics. He was the governor of a region (an Oblast) in Russia.

He probably lost about one billion pounds building Chelsea.

Officially Chelsea borrowed the money from him. But I doubt if they can ever pay that money back.

Well, I can understand FFK's feelings about events in SA.
But fact is we should have seen this happening well before it did.

Our HC there has a duty to know. I guess we have a security/military attache there. It's not about attending lavish parties and chasing the ample ikebe of SA women. It's serious work to anticipate security risk to your country and citizens where you are located.

FG past and present has slept on duty for too long regarding bad treatment of Nigerians abroad. Once a typical black man gets VIP treatment somewhere, his compatriots can be battered with baton as a welcome greeting, he doesn't care.

We cannot seize any business because it's bad for future FDI. A country that cannot run a chicken coop has no business running any serious business. Civil servants will run them aground like Nigeria Airways, universities, museums, hospitals, etc.

We can impose high taxes on them and use the money to compensate Nigerian victims instead & possible diplomatic sanctions.

1Sharon:
Lool..I disagree with this. Its boys that empathise with the mums more, whereas the girls wont succumb the mothers brainwashing.

Its nature. The boys protect the women/mothers and the dads protect the girls.

Some men admit they do prefer female children.

When men are faced with another man that's someone they can fight and antagonize but women are less of a threat

My dear, I am talking from what I have seen korokoro many times.

If the man was truly abusive and the kids witnessed it, sure boys might even fight their dad.

But where no kids have any first hand experience of the alleged "evil" of their dad, boys go out more to find their dad later. I stated it in my post. Despite their mother's brainwash.

In any case once the girls marry and follow their men, they hardly care.

I remember one case close to home. A man sent his wife to further her education after they had several kids. It was her dream to finally get the education she missed out on due to poor economic background.

Upon getting her degree she moved out to live with another man. All the daughters went with her. Only the boy refused to follow. Her relatives and in-laws were stunned. She could not explain why she was leaving. They advised her to stay but no way. A few years later the new lover kicked her out. She begged to return to first hubby but no way. All her daughters have failed marriages now too. Only the boy is happily married.

dangoteinlaw:
he's been doing that since even before u and I were born. That's benins richest family right there, he has built and rebuit that church like up to 3 times and lastly he's one of the first to ship rolls Royce into Nigeria. When I say rolls Royce I mean modern ones not those abiola own

You are talking of Rolls Royce, private airline nko?

40 years ago, Okada Air was the most popular Nigerian airline after Nigerian Airways. Also First private University, one of the first local/indigenous bottling companies called Canada Dry. He has more Firsts in achievement than almost every Nigerian. His business story explains how the military ruined Nigeria. He was fairly down before his son Lucky became governor.

Hmmmm... After Uncle Benny don hammer already from seed Sowers.

Will he return all the millions of dollars now?

Make we dey wait.

Well those days I heard that some witches can take on the appearance or image of an innocent person and use it to do havoc others.

When a witch doctor is consulted, the innocent person will be seen as a witch.

Nna eh, it seems identity theft began long before oyiblnbo invented identity documents or cyberspace.
Inukwa.

But so far Na only yahoo people online we dey see. Witches remain elusive.

This our Africa Na comedy central aswear.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I have this thing...I'm not sure what to call it (an aura perhaps?) that makes people do & say weird things.
I cannot speak of social media experiences because I'm not big on that. However, I could write a book on the craziest things I've seen & heard in my waking life.

One time I was having a random conversation with a tattoo artist in my area. Out of the blue, he asked if I wanted to see his penìs tattoo & before I could grasp out a response, Jack was already out of the pulpit. It was just bizarre. I didn't find that particular incident annoying though. What I find annoying is the fact that people seem to feel (free?) enough around me to say & do inappropriate things. I'm not talking only about people I'm acquainted with (like the tattoo guy), but also random strangers I don't know from Adam. I've seem more penìses than a whòrehouse wench. Strangely enough, this didn't start now. We moved from my early childhood home because my father beat up a neighbour for exposing himself to me. I believe I was 8 or 9 at the time. It has happened so often that now I almost expect it & that's the annoying part of it.

Hahahahaha. This post really crack me up.
Lady, you are the incarnate of the Roman Goddess of Penis called Penicola. joysticks naturally seek you out.

Abeg yarn us the weirdest joysticks you have seen.

ubunja:
Okay what is it with black women and calling themselves Goddesses and Queens??

This shît is getting rètàrdèd.

My dear Na complex. Trying too hard to gain self confidence.
I do not have to be called orisa, Ifa, ezemuo, Ani, Oba, igwe, pere or ovie to believe in myself.

Goddess ko, Mami water ni?

Once a marriage crashes and the woman has custody of the kids, in over 90% of cases the kids will never have a balanced view of their dad.

If all your kids are girls, very sorry. Most girls will empathize with their mother only. Demonisation of father goes into full swing. Especially if mother says their dad cheated or abused her physically. Mostly if the kids were too young to remember anything from time together. At least more boys will seek to know dad better.

Very useful piece here.

ImperialYoruba:
. This guy sabi type response.


You didnt even say rip to dead guy, you and everyone else talking about the baby southafrican looks and his diaper. Shame on you areafada.

Haba! I said RIP on at least in two other posts about him already. Enough wishes to last eternity.

There are occasions you go with a kid or when he's not too "bubbly" as usual, you just use diaper as a precaution. It doesn't mean the child has not been toilet trained already.

ImperialYoruba:
Stop encouraging nonsense. Go to page 1 and look at the picture of the man carrying the baby. The child is already half the size of the grown man, thats why i called him half-man. Child that huge should not wear diaper. Do you people know why kids are put in diaper?

Children are put in diaper because of their immobility. They will urinate and shit where they are because they dont know where to go to release body waste. Once a child start walking on their own they can now be taught the location of toilet and what to do when waste need to come out.

At that size this half-man is already walking. Why has he not been taught how to bring his preek out? Do you also notice he is carried? Why? Why not put him in a stroller?

They cant put him in stroller because his feet will drag ground. He is oversized.

Stop encouraging nonsense. This is how ajebutter start. Over pampering and hyped elitism in a ghetto lifestyle.

So if he's ajebutter, is it your ajebutter?

You can make your own ajepako na. Wash him with Dudu Osun, feed him akpu from age of 3 months, put blended efor riro in his feeding bottle when two weeks old and fura da nunu as baby milk, who cares?

Make him walk from Modakeke to Okitipupa from age of 15 months if you want, na your choice o. The dead guy will not give a horse's dump.

He's not doing anything illegal so let other people be. Your fellow busybody people will also have things to say against style no matter how you raise your own.

iamgprince:
ha! aunty hw is that annoying

Lol.

Women even ask that question more than men.

I find it cute. It's kind of "motherly" and nurturing. Something important in our African culture.