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holluphemydavid:
i give up for gifty if she is married and still flirting with all the guys in the house

Here comes the song;

Give it up, Give it up x 2
Give it up for the easy Gifty x2

Even though she's already hooked
Still flirting like no tomorrow.

Give it Up, Give it Up x2
Give it up for the easy Gifty. x 2

femi4:
Its our tradition.... It lives on

Don't be surprise if they are educated and can speak good English.

Nor mind them.

Is traditional religion illegal in Nigeria? No!

It is us Africans who despise our own and copycat anything foreign.

If some teenage girl from Osun or Oyo claimed having virgin pregnancy 2000 years ago, will anybody (including Nigerians) believe her?

Hypocrites!

yeyeboi:
Ok waiting for sarrki to come and defend his master on this one before I comment.

Or to blame Jonathan for it.

LORDOFAFONJAS:
sarrki go blame Jonathan say na him send am go impregnate the children...

Of course na.

GEJ is using Izon remote to control IDP camp's guards' cassava from Otuoke.

All the pastors in 9ja combined will struggle to exorcise Sarrki's Ebola-grade Zombitis.

Came:
I wonder wetin him dey sing for people way dey invite am to come sing . I no even no who him be until I hear that gala song. Money dey change people ooooooo....kc, and E money make una doooohhhh,,na so world be.

Until a person has some chekere money, you will never know the real person in them.

I have seen many of it.

Old video.

People will never listen.

Experience is best teacher. Sadly.

WoundedSoul:
What's the difference between Miss Universe and Miss World?

One used to belong to Donald Trump, one did not.

Garrit?

Pvssy grabs on one side, none on the other.

I do not know much about 9ja tertiary education system but it is a big fat lie saying people are not getting top grades abroad.

Nigerians, especially girls, are getting top grades abroad. In a certain competitive course back at school in the West, just pass mark ranged from 79 to 95%. Just to pass.

So why is it impossible?

They can condemn the lack of adequate facilities in Nigerian schools alright. But the girls passed excellently according to marking criteria.

Nothing unusual. Though impressive.

Oh my God! This is bad. RIP.

DropShot:
Why has Trump exempted Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Bahrain and Oman from his list of countries he's banning?

Only the wise can understand this.

Lol. Those guys have oil & dough. And take money to the US.

If not for oil and gas, Nigeria could have been among due to Boko Haram & Mutallab. Though USA are not buying our oil presently but still strategic. Same with Algeria.

Stupedinluv:
If a black Nigerian man did what?

You know,we have always been told by some of you how white women were the perfect partners.

And i thought this was so perfect and hilarious

Lie. You guys blame Nigerian men who come to 9ja to take a wife as primitive.

You ladies also think this oyinbo way is freedom & civilisation and black women are copying it or even now worse.

See the thread: https://www.nairaland.com/3598105/man-commits-suicide-after-finding/5#53233148

The woman who did this is not white.

Stupedinluv:
If a black Nigerian man did what?

You know,we have always been told by some of you how white women were the perfect partners.

And i thought this was so perfect and hilarious

Lie. You guys blame Nigerian men who come to 9ja to take a wife as primitive.

You ladies also think this oyinbo way is freedom & civilisation and black women are copying it or even now worse.

See the thread:

Ezionye:
Which statistics? Conducted by who?

By paternity testing centres. Have you not seen my posts on the topic over the years here?

It was initially estimated (wrongly) at around 3 in 100 before DNA tests became widespread.

You need to consider that a large number of marriages take place because the woman is preggy.

And a large number of ladies have multiple sex partners just before marriage. Therefore, the ones who get "more access time" are usually the financially better off. Incidentally they are older over 35 years old and most already married with kids.

Therefore, when she's pregnant, she will give it to the younger unmarried guy, who initially had lower access time. Reducing his likelihood of being responsible for the preggy.

So the figure on firstborn kids is not surprising.

tit:
yeebhoe womens.
i have warned all my brothers marry to yellow Igbo yeebhoe womans to be carefull.
all their brother brother from owerri is doing them the thing.

All the cases I have seen in real life before, none was an Igbo woman.

Including one where all three kids belonged to two other men outside. And several other cases. In Nigeria of today, hardly any tribe can claim moral high ground on this matter.

Very good job Rotecch77.

ANAMBRA11:
for lack of knowledge some our people foolishly destroy their ancestral heritage and erase their own history #igbo amaka! Yet some people still dont know it and clearly dont want to know. Untill ndigbo end up without a language and culture in the near future some of our people will never wake up. We tend to ignore the warning signs till its too late.

Not just Igbo o.

People are wiping out history forming religious piety.

A good citizen can not destroy what does not belong to him. Be it a shrine, house or car. It is a crime.

The same heritage serious people in serious countries are using to make billions from tourism.

Look at Egypt. They are still milking ancient Pharaonic history, complete with all the pagan stuff/temples/gods/figures in it.

In 9ja, we cannot build or innovate to leave to those coming after us. But we're experts at destroying out heritage.

How is this zealotry different from ISIL wiping out Babylonian statues?

Are vigilantes or private security people now allowed to shoot & kill in Nigeria?

Because an innocent street hawker or passerby could have been hit in the process. We need clarification.

Will this contr3 ever go forward?

Just when we wanted to forget Patricia Etteh and say give women a chance, Jumoke has come along with her own antics. Na wa o.

Which way 9ja.

If not for the olodo paymaster, we would never have found out.

PaperLace:
Why did he commit suicide?
Have women not found out their husbands have other kids outside? Abi what does he want the wife of the man who impregnated his wife to na do?

Shebi men are polygamous? Another polygamous man impregnated her.

My only prayer is that God should continue to pair jagajaga men to jagajaga women.
The world would be balanced that way.

To begin with, only a foolish man will believe that men are more promiscuous than women. Women can pretend all they like. We know the truth.
Your bolded above is flawed. If a man has a woman/other kids outside, the woman/wife at home is not deceived into taking those outside kids or training them as hers. She will still have her own biological kids.
And again, how would you take it for your husband to deceive you because of the bad deeds of other women (you don't even know) towards other men in general?

You do not have to defend every evil done by a woman. It doesn't say much good.

Look, years back, a relative found out that his three kids belonged to two other men outside. He died mysteriously soon after finding out. If not for the kids with ex-wife, he would have died childless.

Two acquaintances wanted to bring their 9ja-born kids to Europe in family re-union. Only to find out through paternity test required by the embassy that the kids were not theirs. Kids they had raised for well over a decade.

Statistics already show that around 30% of firstborn kids do not belong to supposed biological dads. But 30% of married men do not have other kids outside. So women far outplay men in promiscuity. Even worse now due to sovial media.

Tribal jingoists, food don done o.

This their bank is a good development. When separation comes, those up North can just use it as their banking template.

But that Gwandu dude needs to get a life. When their people cannot co-exist peacefully with others?

If they discover plenty of oil & gas in Gwandu now, he will be singing a different song.

This their bank is a good development. When separation comes, those up North can just use it as their banking template.

But that Gwandu dude needs to get a life. When their people cannot co-exist peacefully with others?

dyze:
Area fada

Yup!

Omojudy:
Is African Star Apple the zoological or ethnic name for it?

The botanical name. Zoological name is for animals.

I would have believed if she was speaking from a convent, sitting next to a Mother Superior, her role model .

Let her tell us another thing.

laudate:
You should never keep secrets about your healthcare profile from your spouse, fiance, girlfriend or boyfriend. In case of an emergency, they need to know what to do, who to call or what they can use to help you. They can only assist you, if they have your essential details at their fingertips. Imagine a sickle-cell patient, a hypertensive individual or an asthmatic person hiding his medical details from his spouse. He is just signing his death warrant, if he gets incapacitated during an emergency. Do you know how many people die from bad handling, negligence, lack of adequate information and poor medical responses, especially during an emergency?

I mentioned line of work. Read properly first sir/ma.

He's trying to make sense.

But people do different jobs. Some require utmost confidentiality. Even not your spouse or gf should know some details like healthcare, legal, intelligence, law enforcement, etc.

People should still have their own space in a relationship.

A person who wants to cheat can still cheat. A friend's ex-wife had a secret phone she use to cheat. Her lover knew exactly when she was alone.

But on the surface, they were a perfect couple that kept no secrets.

That post is high end one. Not meant for the babe to understand but to bamboozle & impress her.

The typical one was more naff like this:

Dear Funmi,

I want to use this opportunity to introduce myself.

My name is Gbenga, alias Gbengesky.

I hope this letter will meet you in the state of perfect and radiant health.
If so, doxology.

Without much ado, I want to briefly intimate you of my noble missive.

Bla..bla..bla.

Ginaz:
I remembered my first love letter gotten from a guy, I was 11. He was just jabbing nonsense and would always wait for me on my way coming from school.

I told my uncle that a guy won't let me rest, he knew him. My uncle went to see him and gave him serious warning. I thought I would be free but to my horror I got another letter the next day saying and I quote, "nothing will stop my love for you", I love you".

I was like... what!!!!!!!!

Seriously it was fun those letter days.

But Ginaz, you nor tell us how the film take end. Did you guys eventually tangle in Havana?