₦airaland Forum

showlove911:
NIGERIA IS OFFICIALLY A FAILED STATE!

by the way Whre is that fashola of a minister dat claimed during GEJ tenure dat constant power is NOT A ROCKET science!

Let's call him out, let's shout until he listens! leadership is being responsive to the pple!!!

He has since turned into Minister For Blowing Grammar & Dispensing Darkness.

As if he's in a court room. Power & greed will not make people to stick their calling.

Wait o, to think that I rooted for Fashola to be made super minister for infrastructure/light. The only thing Bubu did that I applauded.

But, alas, I was totally wrong.

fran6co:
the end is near. the increasing rate of incompatibility among tribes and religious body will b the last straw that will break the camels back


just time will tel

My brother, na so e dey start o. Na from clapping hands person dey enter dance floor.

Soon churches will have arms to arm a small army. Religious houses from Hare Krishna to Ogun shrine will be having small private armies like Zazaky. Soon anarchy don start.

Wahaa dey o.

Bubu is not going anywhere.

He cannot plunge us into recession with poor policies and escape. No no no. He must be alive, hale & hearty.

He has to finish what he started. No selfish exit allowed.

He's busy reading those funny " Asuquo" cartoons while sipping Lipton tea. Apparently it is only the cartoons he reads in newspapers.

Who knows, he might finally ask Cambridge to send copies of his "Satipikate".

Godmother:
Lolz. Them never born the rat and termites

Wo, 9ja rats & termites are rugged in this recession now o. Nor be small.

Mr Chairman, nobody forced him to borrow 27 million naira to buy a nomination form.

Nobody forced him to contest 4 times & go to court 3 times to challenge election result.

Haba!

When we said he was too old then, we were branded wailers.

Abeg swerve to ya lane biko.

Religion has robbed many of us of common sense and humanity.

Clearly not what saints and prophets stood for.

Some are beating helpless people, taking money from the poor, others are bombing innocent people.

Although only a tiny minority do this heinous stuff but it reflects very negatively on religion.

Those against such practices should be more vocal.

Recklessness is costing lives.

How can one carry out welding in a gas station without following established safety guidelines to the letter?

RIP.

CriticMaestro:
i hate propaganda, whats is the obituary of the dead female pastor killed in Abuja doing in the background?

So you mean the dead lady pastor in Abuja was 65 years old and was called Mrs Isibor?

Haba! Fear God o.

Godmother:
This explanation is so detailed, thanks. But mehn, these banks are terrible o; 4.2% per annum! It will favour me to put the money under my bed or dig a hole in the ground.

Rats & termites might help you keep them "safer" from there.

izzy4shizzy:
Bleaching girls be like... "am not bleaching o, its just my tru colour that is coming out"..

As if the true colour was hiding in Sambisa forest before.

ednut1:
she has BV. caused mostly by receiving diff semens. yuck

Not necessarily true Mr.

BV is due to imbalance of vaginal flora.

Although multiple sexual partners increase the risk, some not sexually active women do get it.

Sometimes it affects the "neatest women" like those who use scented soaps, use deodorant down there, use bubble bathe or vaginal douche.
Trying to be to clean and odour free down there can actually increase risk of it.

It has a distinct fishy odour.

@OP:

There is nothing to be ashamed, shy or offended about.

Just tell her she has a different scent down below lately. And since she will become your wife some day, nothing should be a taboo subject. Especially when health matter is concerned.

Encourage her to see a doctor/sexual health clinic/genito-urinary medicine expert.

Easy peasy.

RIP dude.

martooski:
Metro News Uk don enta one chance.... DSS is storming UK

KauntantJoyce:
See how guys/men are abusing the lady lol.... African men sh... But u wud agree that men are very very free to cheat! Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

I think we should listen to her message first. I wonder why people are abusing her.

She's not saying what we didn't know already. I posted about it on another thread yesterday. That a guy's lovely gf is juggling anything from 1 to 10 other guys eaasily. With more guys on standby.

Men are finding out from wife's or gf's chat records that men are indeed JJC in cheating runs.
Another friend (who was really madly in love) just dumped his "lovely gf" that he even called his fiancee all over the place.

Just before going to meet her parents officially, he snooped into her phone chats. God was with him that he didn't get a heart attack.

I remember another friend who's wife was cheating with 6 months pregnancy years back. Not a 9ja woman though.
I'm still quite convinced that that experience hastened his death.

We can condemn this lady all we want but she's just being honest. From an interview video clip of Nigerian girls posted here years back, most admitted multiple dating. When economy was still better then o. Not to talk of now.

It is an uncomfortable truth for men and a conservative, largely religious country. But hypocrisy is even worse.

Get your 2.1 first.

With a bit of luck you can get into various jobs. Even multinationals.

You can even add MSc/MA in Human resources, Criminal Justice/Criminology, International development studies, international relations, Diplomacy, etc. If you can secure an MSc place in a foreign university in UK, Canada, Ireland etc, even better.

In diaspora, many people I know in health management/hospital admin read sociology, theology, geography, philosophy and such.

May she be found IJN. Amen.

Kikikikikiki!

The only thing that surprises me is that there are still some people who still buy Buhari's bull poo.

Many of us who never believed in the sham can never be surprised by this FG's antics.

For that reason we're better prepared for this time. Recession and all. We began tightening our belts the minute Buhari won 2015 election.

Haute:
So you're endorsing dishonesty? I'm dissapointed in you. I used to think you were 'North CaroLyner', but it looks like you've gone south. Turn back CaroLyner. Turn!

Nobody is encouraging anybody. Most are already at it. Nothing new. She's just confirming what we know already.

For most guys dating today your "lovely little bae" is sexx to.y to anything from 1 to 10 other men. Guys should face reality.

TheGoodJoe:
How did I miss direction and land in Olosho 101 thread.

TsaTrinity:
And if guys do this, they say he's cheating...... Wow. I guess we guys need to be wise on dealing with women

Nothing new here. It is already happening for decades now. But much more common now. Not just as insurance but for economic reasons. Most girls are easily juggling 2 to 10 guys at the same time. There was a video clip interviewing Nigerian girls some years back. Most admitted that much. 3 to 6 guys being the average.

Coded prostitution it is by the way. She's just telling them to do more of this prostitution.

The same women who say guys cheat a lot.

What they forget is that as you juggle these guys, the serious one will usually notice that your focus is not on him. With time at least.

As they chase several rats simultaneously, they end up not killing even a single one.

Haba! Hundreds just like that?
And no public enquiry?

Chai, we have no government. All tiers and arms of govt have failed us. Not just FG alone.

oluseyiforjesus:
Blessed are the peace maker..........

nice

dfrost:
A general leading the offensive? Planning or Executing? Wow! I'm impressed if it's executing. Probably came up the ranks. DonBobes, do we have generals executing plans in the NA? Because this is strange to me "Gen Kodji was the leader of Emergence 4, the name given to one of the operations launched by Cameroon against Boko Haram." Unless I don't understand the post clearly.

Is Lucky Irabor not doing same for 9ja Army leading "Operation Lafiya Dole" against Boko? He's a Maj.-Gen.

The late Gen. might have been visiting military units involved in the fight.

RIP gallant General.

AntiWailer:
Mad woman.

The hubby go Don run.

Do not be surprised if her hubby is dead & she got the house. Such women are even more wicked.

And she might even already be a grandmother.

There are too many undiagnosed mental cases in 9ja.

RIP young soldier woman. You came, you braved it courageously and died gallantly.

Even Napoleon would be proud.

We have no genuine politicians in Nigeria. We only have political prostitutes & thugs.

Genuine Nigerian people hardly ever get a chance to enter or advance in politics.

Shame.

justi4jesu:
That's the purpose of this thread Sir.

Thanks Justi.

I intend to come to UAE to visit and see things for myself, even if just for a week or so. Before sending a younger cousin currently in 9ja to try his luck in Dubai.
He finished his postgrad a wile ago. He has very limited work experience. As you know good jobs are hard to secure in 9ja. What would be your advise regarding where to start? In particular, how much should he have to sustain him pending job search?

I have read most of the pages here on this thread over the last couple of years but I guess things change a bit from time to time.

Cheers Justi.

justi4jesu:
You are welcome.

J4Jesu good day.

Please can we discuss about UAE? Thanks.

Haba! Calabar can do better na.

Maybe the whole thing was to cheap and naff/tacky that real sexy girls didn't turn up.

lanre80:
It should not be limited but also Include:

FRSC/VIO should reform driving schools and only issue licence to professionals in the field to operate such.


Reformation or retraining of FRSC/VIO on the need to only give driving license to only people who have passed through driving school.

Finally, all drivers should have original driving license not through the back door which encourages quack drivers on the road.

And must have passed a strict test! And renewal test (may be less elaborate than first one) every 10 years. And a penalty point system that goes to a special database (with biometric info included) that FRSC/Police can call up to check.

But for all that to work Nigeria needs to be better organised & corruption drastically reduced first.