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lol

Nothing new.

They said she had mental health issues.

She will probably be done for manslaughter.
Women literally get away with murder.

But the abroad based late hubby should never have returned to sleep in that same house after the wife wounded him hours before the murder.

He even posted pics of his injuries online.

Opharhe:
Your submission is very brilliant sir. I agree with you to a large extent. Let's keep the fire burning, convince more people we come across and give political support to political figures who've shown support for this reforms. I'm sure we'll get there. Lemme follow you.

Thank you sir.

Opharhe:
We're in a very pitiable state right now and something needs to be done fast to save this situation but sadly, as you have rightly pointed out, many people seem to have lost touch with reality. Bro please tell me what you think we can do now in your honest opinion.

My brother, there are lots of people far more competent to proffer solution.
But as an average guy, I think we need to first be honest with ourselves that we need reforms. Then we can sit down and discuss.

In my opinion we need three approaches: short term, medium term & long term.

Short term should include measures to improve security, infrastructure/electricity, create employment, better education, healthcare & food security, etc. And a concrete economic plan/blueprint.

Medium term (like from next 4 or 5 years)) should be constitutional reforms & reform structure of the Nigerian state. Decentralise and devolve powers to regions or states, reduce legislature to unicameral one, like a senate of 150 law makers. Scrap state legislatures and governors and introduce a regional parliament. Maybe 50 per region. Then regional Police should come in. Federal Police can handle inter-regional crimes, that is crimes committed across regions. Northern regions will have more freedom to practice Sharia Penal code. Generally strengthen the judiciary.

Resource control can be done 50/50 Region/FG. FG will ensure support for regions with less income. Only very few roads will be federal roads. Most will be regional & LG roads. Private sector will play more role in infrastructure provision while regional/Federal govts provide guidelines and an enabling environment.

Then empower municipalities: LGA chairmen/mayors & councillors. That is bring governance to grassroots.

Immunity only for the Head of State/President. Maybe a single presidential term of 6 years. No need to loot for re-election.

Fraud & corruption detection to be top notch. Regular & unscheduled auditing of books in ministries, LGAs & at all levels. Leaking info about planned audit will be a serious crime. We can study how Singaporeans, New Zealanders and others succeeded in it. Stiff penalties for economic crimes.

If possible, appoint a commonwealth foreigner to lead EFCC or equivalent. To be truly independent.

Long term will be how to consolidate, plugs holes & fix errors remaining in the system, achieve a developed country status in 10 to 20 years.

Of course there can be many ways to go about it BUT all will need sincere, sustained & dogged reforms.

Opharhe:
I understand your position. It's really frustrating i must confess. But we should never relent, let's join forces with people of like minds, pressuring our legislators at the national level and our Governors in our respective states. Full scale violence will surely happen if other means fail. But for now, let's keep our spirits high. The happenings in the Niger-Delta, thank God they've been avoiding needless blood-shed so far, must also get our moral and otherwise support.


Note: In the present Senate, we have people like Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, Olusola Adeyeye, Godswill Akpabio, Eyinnaya Abaribe etc. These guys are federalist minded and we should rally round them in our small capacities especially Ekweremadu who also happens to be well placed. Violence should be the last resort.

I admire your optimism.
Those senators mentioned surely have good intentions.
But at the end, they will achieve little.

If you look at political history generally, mankind's refusal to do the right things at the right time has always been disastrous.
From Kings arrogating too much power to much powers to themselves, imposing outrageous taxes, dictators failing to embark on reforms, refusal to relinquish power to politicians looting with impunity.

It seems man's penchant for self-destruct is outstandingly enormous.

Look at parts of the world engulfed by wars and strife right now. Painful but peaceful reforms were feasible in the years and decades prior. But they never happened. They simply sleep-walked into serious crisis.

GEJ's respect for voters' choice temporarily staved off a massive crisis in 2015.
But it is clearly not Uhuru yet.

The current economic situation could push the country towards tipping point. People need succour and fast.

Of course one is tagged a wailer when you articulate what can be felt by everyone already.

Opharhe:
It's still achievable. Even if the majority of Nigerians and the political class are unwilling, we can be forced to do the right thing. You see what is happening in the Niger-Delta? It's a wake up call. If Nigeria must survive, then everyone must contribute to the national cake. This is one reason why I'm happy about the reduced value of crude oil. Free and quick money from oil is the chief cause of all these, excessive financial corruption inclusive. It won't be this bad if govt. survived mainly on taxes. Just imagine that the price of crude oil in the international market falls so bad that it becomes nearly useless... Won't it force us to do the right thing? We just have to sincerely fix this country in the best way possible else, disintegration will become inevitable.

Many do not see the ND agitation as a warning. They dismiss them as mere criminals.

Because listening to them would mean addressing the pressing issues. Leading to dilution of power at the centre. The powers-that-be are not ready for that.
So they would rather use force to maintain status quo.

And large sections of a bigoted populace seem to be behind them.

Therefore, a peaceful resolution seems very remote sir.

Opharhe:
I think i partially agree with you. The elite class is raping us all collectively. But one way i think excessive corruption(both legit like this one and otherwise) can be curbed is by restructuring the country- financially and resource wise. Let's practice a bottom-top(from LG or state to FG) cash flow instead of the present corruption-laden top-bottom system. A bottom-top system will ensure accountability because the people from the grass-roots will always bi interested in how their sweat is spent. As it stands, corruption in Nigeria is institutionalised and even stylishly backed by the constitution. If truly we will change this country for the better, it must be through the very foundations.

Look, we have be shouting the above since decades. Nothing happened. It's even less likely now that a true federal structure will take shape.
There is far more ethno-religious division now. Time was when Nigerians voted overwhelmingly for a Muslim-Muslim President/VP.

Now some clamour for more autonomy/resource control, some determined to use numerical dominance to perpetuate political dominance. Yet a section is in the middle, not openly saying where they stand, but also eager to have be a major player in the power politics.

Hardly any is bothered by how to genuinely foster national unity, harmony, equity & justice.

Who will lead us towards what you suggested?

All na learning for life that is getting tougher daily.

I have sat on the stairs for hours before. When a popular emeritus professor of anatomy came to deliver his lecture.

With his wisecracks and outrageous jokes, even those that had little to do with healthcare or the human body attended.

The university still comfortably ranks top 15 to top 20 in the World Universities ranking every time.

It's what you do to consolidate what you're taught and what you do with your knowledge that matter.

Not treating STIs properly.

Like going to roadside medicine seller to treat your "gonokuakua".

nepapole:
So whr should we place it now? Bumbum?

Bumbumtop.

Opharhe:
I disagree. Was military dictatorship better?

Abeg ask am. The Abacha loot being returned, was it taken by civilians? The ruling class, military or civilian, have no mercy on our common wealth.

No peaceful change will ever happen. The corrupt moneyed class will prevent it. It has to happen by force.

Parkac:
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At the end, it's not about recruiting the best hands but about Federal Character. And we want this country to progress? The exact reason we need a proper federal system so that each zone/state can progress at own pace. Some should not be pulling others back.

WildChild00:
What a perfect gentleman you are, we love you and missed you too.

You know 9ja is a militaristic gra-gra society.

Being cultured and law-abiding is seen by many as weakness. People rather submit to intimidation.

Why do you think cultists, touts, agberos, violent omoniles and other miscreants have so much effrontery?

Dollyak:
Nigeria is a mess. How any sane human could do this to another fellow human is lost on me. These same guys would be the ones hailing corrupt politiicans. Misplaced priorities by savages.

She's lucky sef. A guy would have been burnt to death.

Ramon92:
I hope he survives the suicide shaa..

Abeg, Pat GEJ has already left Aso Rock jor!

If it was then, the man would have killed himself instead of committing suicide.
Maybe the comic relief from Pat would have made him to laugh and forget suicide.

RIP Capitano.

pretydiva:
Church don dey give oba award ni besides dat wuraola nor dey ever smile sef

Traditionally, a queen should not just be laughing or smiling anyhow.

Although, she's not a Benin queen, in Benin it's even common to see the queen cover her lips with a while handkerchief at public events.

Wives of dukes too.

rigarmortis:
omenka will insist its still jonathans fault.

he did not build store room, the didning is too small and he did not buy new bed.


meanwhile buhari says there is no money for bed so manage the student bed you have till things get better.

That one is NL resident General Secretary of Zombie Clowns na. Wetin you for expect?

EroticAngelina:
public display of affection

Original love dokita. Eku ise o!

CaroLyner:
they do all these at free will right here in NZ

So na NZ you go hide put. Bring NZ goodies when you are coming o.

sweetpies:
Jus repeat efriting it becomes re-TARD. ewo bubu see your life for outside.

Haba! Make una pity Baba wa o. The man means well. Only that it takes far more than that to manage a rowdy motley crew like 9ja. That was our fear before election. But we were shouted down.

Monitor lizard ko, captain lizard ni.

Alfamann:
coward buhari

Abeg o. Just because the man has a cow doesn't mean you should add "ard" at the end. He has goat too o. How about " goatard?"
.

rokiatu:
a secure man wouldn't care at all. This is just a harmless compliment.

Women always play all this secure/insecure man issue.

Men whose wives cheat cut across the whole spectrum.

The same women call a man who shows no iota of jealousy as "not in love with them" or "doesn't fight for them".

It maybe harmless sounding but as the proverb goes: opportunity makes the thief.

Suppose both were to go to SA for 3 weeks to shoot a film. Both lodged in same hotel, away from their spouses?

Ehen. Can you be so sure what could or could not happen?
Conjinus es bastardinus.

EbukaFran:
But calling a man old enough to be their grand father a dullard and burukutu sipping bastard is not disgusting to you? right?


Patience is a barren otueke bastard

Childless corrupt fat bastard

Good luck with that.

EbukaFran:
Childless corrupt woman

The wickedness of her heart blocked her unproductive womb

Now her husband has to fuvk other women to bear children

Useless fat barren woman

IPOBs quote me and amadioha damage your future

Fact is nobody knows what tomorrow brings.

Laughing at anybody about childlessness is very disgusting. At least we know every African woman desires a baby.

otokx:
not true

Maybe he included "payments in kind" aka bed gracing, pamphlets, grade sorting etc.

I think 1 & 4 are a wrong.

Nothing wrong with politeness. I never feel the need to say thanks but I appreciate it when people do so.

Saying thanks doesn't mean you won't unfriend him/her sharply if you're doing housekeeping next time.

Wow! Where did you get your statistics on unclad pics demand from? I think some weirdos would do so but "most guys"?

My take is that most happens when people think they are dating. Still a wrong a move anytime.

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calliope:
Groundnut stew should be added to that list.

It's a life saver

I think with the rise of diabetes, heart disease & hypertension, we should be very careful with very fatty stuff like groundnut or banga.
A lot of our food are too rich & fatty already.

Tomato sauce is an easy way of eating veg.

Villagers & hard working farmer ancestors expend/expended much energy. But youths sitting in shops or air conditioned offices expend little.

Much of our rich meat & carbohydrate loaded foods were ideal for hard workers.

Emphasis should be on vegetable & legumes in cooking now. Little fat if at all.

Much of our vegetable can be cooked with little or no fat.

Okro & ugu leaves mix or black soup are great.

Bethelwealthy:
a child was born without eyes recently. I think some were born without brains earlier. How old are you again??

You mean there must have been a "Mega-Zika" virus before the South Americans found the recent Zika virus causing smaller head/brain?

Those girls who frequently ask: anything for your girl?

Rest assured, they ask other guys too. She's only "your girl" for money asking sake.