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Travel › Re: Lagos Traffic- Life Inside The World's Worst Traffic Jam by armyofone(m): 6:06pm On Aug 03, 2019
This is serious! So they don't have Tunnel in Lagos ? No Tunnel under those bridges? No draw bridge? I was driving in a Tunnel and was like wow grin I dey under huge water! grin where are the fake mermaids?. Nigeria where are thouhuh? After driving past, I looked back and was like - if only Nigeria could do same!!
Nothing to ease the traffic?
What century are they in ?
Elon Musk and co are about to take us to Mars!
Wow!!! Nigeria - sigh!
Family › Re: Hungry Nigerian Kids Spotted Taking Left Over Food And Drinks From Dustbin by armyofone(m): 12:14am On Aug 03, 2019
They won't feel the skin...average African man loves skin feeling! Condom takes that away!

MrBrownJay1:
Funny how the same religion (and its fraudsters in robe) who is preaching against abortion, doesn't go to the street to get these kids off, and feed clothe raise them....the parasites of this world are people who, instead of using their brains, they use an outdated holy book (written by conmen) in order to take a simple decision

Btw abortion is not a tool to alleviate poverty, but simply to stop people having unwanted children that they can emotionally/physics calmly/financially take care o, and that will certainly suffer, while people like you pick your phone to document their suffering.
Family › Re: When Your Man Always Sides With His Family. by armyofone(m): 11:40pm On Aug 02, 2019
I don't know about others but i firmly believe i should come first in your life and you come first in mine above all else! If there are little kids, they come first!

freecocoa:
I guess this settles it but still, one is never always sure I’ll say.

I guess this means that people who already find themselves in this situations, have no option but to live with it.
Family › Re: When Your Man Always Sides With His Family. by armyofone(m): 11:03pm On Aug 02, 2019
It is especially if you marry someone who really dosen't love you...na big cross o. Really sad because the sister you picked over your wife will have her own husband and family. Mother has lived her life....really it's tough for whoever is in such relationship!

freecocoa:
Lol, man I’m not finding the comments here funny o, it’s looking like a hopeless situation. wink
Family › Re: When Your Man Always Sides With His Family. by armyofone(m): 9:33pm On Aug 02, 2019
Well life they say is no bed of roses.

freecocoa:
What an exhaustingly excruciating unhappy life that will be. cry
Family › Re: When Your Man Always Sides With His Family. by armyofone(m): 9:19pm On Aug 02, 2019
Then we have to learn to fight our own battles "alone" - some you fight some you leave for another day.
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by armyofone(m): 9:01pm On Aug 02, 2019
grin he will say anything to make us come back now. I
Iove their chcken masala and naah cheesy

cococandy:
Same here grin

I was actually told by one their chefs (who also happens to be a doctor grin) that they don’t fry any of their stuff unless you request them to.
So it’s not heavy in oils and passes through your system quicker.
Made me feel better about the the amount of Indian food I can eat in one seating.
Family › Re: My Wife Changed 2 Weeks After Wedding!! by armyofone(m): 7:51pm On Aug 02, 2019
After Dna and the child is your, please do everything possible to make your marriage work.
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by armyofone(m):
Those spicy aromas! I can eat their food all day! Just kidding grin
Their food is tasty but heavy.

cococandy:
Indian food is one of the best cuisine ever.
Food › Re: Photo Of N500 Corn At Shoprite by armyofone(m): 6:02pm On Aug 02, 2019
You are right though and i think more stores should be available. With more of such fancy competing stores around, prices may reduce a bit.
By the way-
Please which store can i find old fashioned Quaker oat?
Can't find it at Ibadan shoprite- any idea ?

BlueRayDick:
Normal level. If you do all your shopping in malls like shoprite, spar, etc you won't even know how much those stuff are sold and won't even care even if someone eventually tells you the price at road-side stalls.

It has nothing to do with being rich, its just all about comfort. I mean buying every thing u need for the week/month in just one spot. With a push of a trolley within few minutes you get to buy pepper, meat, chicken, fish, fruit, utensils, alcohol, fruit juice, bread, electronics, clothing items, etc. now imagine buying those stuff individually in a local market.

That extra 400 naira on the corn(that's 100 naira worth of corn on the road) is a price for the comfort you enjoy, the Chilly AC in the mall and even the parking space which you wouldve paid for if you were in balogun market or idumota

I stan shoprite and co all year
Food › Re: Photo Of N500 Corn At Shoprite by armyofone(m): 12:37am On Aug 02, 2019
This shoprite is a rip off!!
I heard its 1,000 naira plus for mushrooms!
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by armyofone(m): 9:28pm On Aug 01, 2019
Can you imagine grin the powdered tin milk suffered in my palm as I secretly enjoyed that milk with prayers mom doesn't know! 1 scoop daily and a shake to make it keep looking full and untouched grin grin

cococandy:
grin Tsk tsk.
If only we knew early enough that all that sweet stuff isn’t good for you. I’d have eaten more of the school food. We didn’t listen to our wise parents.
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by armyofone(m): 9:21pm On Aug 01, 2019
Cowbell? The taste is one kind grin
Peak milk is the bae grin
Carnation secondary cheesy
Carnation is what they have here unless you are willing to pay 4 bucks for peak at some African stores.

Mariangeles:
You don't like cowbell powdered milk ?
As for me, I don't do well with full cream powdered milk because of the smell, it nauseates me embarassed

Cowbell powdered milk has the perfect taste that I like...not creamy, not bland either
Family › Re: Waterproof Realistic 6 - 8" Love Machine (d I L D O) With Suction Cup by armyofone(m): 9:39pm On Jul 31, 2019
The bigger the better right ? grin

czarina:
The bigger, the merrier, abi? grin
Family › Re: Waterproof Realistic 6 - 8" Love Machine (d I L D O) With Suction Cup by armyofone(m): 8:07pm On Jul 31, 2019
grin

Seller no other color and size ?

czarina:
boy oh boy! More sales!
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by armyofone(m): 6:47pm On Jul 31, 2019
Lol, i love peak milk - hand filled and leaked away -those days grin
One thing i didn't indulged in was ice cream now ice cream is all around me - yet I'm careful with it - old age grin


cococandy:
It’s so strange now that I’m getting older I’m developing lactose intolerance.

I used to live for carnation and peak milk. Sad old age cry
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by armyofone(m):
Avocado is a great supper food even with the calories.
For my breakfast today: one toasted wheat bread and one avo....food for champions grin I rarely eat white bread. Unless again the occasional long throat for Philippine freshly baked rolls grin
Great for heart health and many more benefits.
Awesome food for breakfast as you won't feel hungry and go after midday snack.
One down side -very expensive - $1.59 per avocado.
It's long throat that made me add carnation grin


sassysure:
Avocado and bread= loaded calories especially avocado.


Wish I can use evaporated milk like u guys.
Lactose intolerance wiii not kii me grin
Since I was a teen.
That thing is like u are struggling to breath while ur tummy hurts like hell, sweating like Xmas goat grin
It is manageable now. At least I can use semi skimmed mixed with almond(that's the best milk out there) for oat or cornflakes
I can never drink hot cocoa and milk of any kind. Disastrous.
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by armyofone(m): 7:57pm On Jul 30, 2019
Healthy breakfast = toasted bread and avocado.
Or
Old fashioned oat! Add some carnation milk!
Oh bliss!!
Family › Re: Is This Kind Of Job Not More Of A Slavery For A Married Woman,please Advise by armyofone(m): 3:53pm On Jul 27, 2019
Woman race - not yet uhuru! Nig men should just appreciate, simple!
Nice post!

pocohantas:
That is how we roll only in your heads. Which Nigerian men are the ones that can handle a family alone?

All the married women in my office use HMOs for their children's healthcare. All of them have collected car loans to buy cars, cars that society assume the man bought. Cars that the man uses to even drop them off. On Fridays, I see them use the ATM and give the cleaner to help buy foodstuff. Some will even tell you they are stressed and if not because they can't imagine going from employed to begging for hair money, they will resign.
Sorry, had to avoid quoting all wink
Culture › Re: Catriona Laing Visits Ooni Of Ife [photo] by armyofone(m): 11:43pm On Jul 26, 2019
Carry on !

topstone4:
And your selective blindness never makes you think the Queen might also have tagged along?

Each comment you make reeks of the selective blindness found in senseless Nigerian feminists.
Culture › Re: Catriona Laing Visits Ooni Of Ife [photo] by armyofone(m): 10:03pm On Jul 26, 2019
If you check properly, you will be surprised her husband tagged along - He might be at their hotel poolside tanning or shopping for African souvenirs to take back home.
Who twisted my small question to feminism jumbo?
Some of you guys in Nigeria are way too uptight grin grin grin

topstone4:
Why is the husband of the High Commissioner not part of the event?

Your own perspective of feminism is an outright display of mental blindness and utter stupidity
Culture › Re: Catriona Laing Visits Ooni Of Ife [photo] by armyofone(m): 7:56pm On Jul 26, 2019
The previous wife used to be seen traveling the world and doing engagement with him.
This new wife is also beautiful - let the world see more of her.

OkoYibo:
Who told you she's a feminist? Lmaooooo

You think she's one of the bitter, frustrated women from deprived backgrounds and feel men should be held responsible for their unfortunate lives?

If you don't understand what protocol entails, you should sit down and take notes while I lecture you.

Show me where African Kings welcome guests and their wives are there grinning. We're talking about Kings and not idiots like GEJ.

Feminism doesn't enter the Palace. Children of slaves can keep practicing it.
Culture › Re: Catriona Laing Visits Ooni Of Ife [photo] by armyofone(m): 7:26pm On Jul 26, 2019
Receiving the gift from a feminist who came from a strong feminist clime - oh! What an irony!

OkoYibo:
No, she was not.

When have you seen the Sultan, Alaafin or other Kings receiving guests while accompanied by their wives.

Queens don't follow this feminism nonsense, it's only for deprived slaves.
Celebrities › Re: Dauda Shows Swag On The Street Of New Jersey, USA. Trends Online (Photos) by armyofone(m): 7:21pm On Jul 26, 2019
Clothes na clothes na! Na him the cold dey catch grin
The villagers told him it is cold in obodo and ice full ground for summer!

MetaPhysical:
Why is your brother in winter coats in summer monthshuh grin
Culture › Re: Catriona Laing Visits Ooni Of Ife [photo] by armyofone(m): 7:15pm On Jul 26, 2019
Why is the wife not part of the event?
Family › Re: Is This Kind Of Job Not More Of A Slavery For A Married Woman,please Advise by armyofone(m): 6:34pm On Jul 25, 2019
@
Zango please try calculating using joint income method - maybe her monthly pay will make some sense.
Like poster above said, increase the money and have something in place of her quitting her job.
Family › Re: How Come I Am Never Lucky???? by armyofone(m):
I wish Nigerians behave as Western people-each man for himself first and foremost. Give a little and save big!
Haha ba haka ba! No we want to save everyone and the world. Not knowing when to say no I can't help you, sorry etc
I think the way they put themselves first here made it effortless for others to strive to live life on their own.
Give, give and keep giving! Its a long tale!
Read someone said God made him to carry family and friends financial burden shocked Na hunch back be the man ?
This OP done broke finish you still dey curse am with load grin shocked grin
Op
I hope you have learnt your lessons and stop giving money to people.
Family › Re: Wall Geckos might be the solution you seek. by armyofone(m): 5:33am On Jul 22, 2019
Lmao grin now he has to figure out which made his breakfast cereal sweeter. The like cereal grin
Op, please do away with the gecko!

ifyalways:
They do poo. Long black with a tiny white tip..can easily fall into and mix with your raw and cooked food. At this rate, I'm sure you have eaten a whole lot of it.

cheesy
Family › Re: Wife Vs Husban And In-laws by armyofone(m): 7:02pm On Jul 18, 2019
Well it is hard to hid a badly lighted and flamed lamp grin the uselessness is so glaring...sotay living in obodo they still act unenlightened? See this brother tip toeing and going behind his wifey to build a home for maybe another holiday wifey grin you see?

zed7:
Nigerian men say Nigerian women are useless, Nigerian women say Nigerian men are useless. This invariably means that Nigerian's are useless. This is the impression foreigners see and trample on you people, keep shaming yourselves to the whole world.
Family › Re: Dad Catches 12-Year-Old Daughter Having Sex, Beats Her Mercilessly by armyofone(m): 3:55am On Jul 18, 2019
Hopefully tomorrow morning papa will go buy Plan B for his daughter and make sure she is put on BC...she will likely do it secretly now.
Family › Re: Wife Vs Husban And In-laws by armyofone(m):
As in discuss open marriage. If he says no, remind him of his own chopping and cleaning mouth.
Truth be said, i don't think any spouse should stay in a marriage where the other person constantly cheats.

zeb04:
option C. Stay in the marriage and find your own happiness outside.
Family › Re: Wife Vs Husban And In-laws by armyofone(m): 2:38am On Jul 18, 2019
True and even sef she is contributing and not sitting idling- buying needed stuff, food etc that is contributing now. Any amount a woman can add to family purse albeit small, is contributing.

bukatyne:
Ever heard of inference?

If madam OP doesn't bring anything to the table according to you because she doesn't contribute financially, can you advise what else people can bring to the table in marriage?

Recall that we don't know anything of their marriage dymnaics apart from the fact that she doesn't contribute financially yet you concluded that 'she doesn't bring anything to the table.'

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