₦airaland Forum

His sarcasm was like everlasting life has been guaranteed for him.

Codedone:
shut up jareh, typing like a fool, they are some topics children shouldn't be part of

Nice meal! but that meat on top/ first pix is scaring me. Like something from horror movie- perhaps the way you displayed it. Can i have seared/ well done please.

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Invited some friends for dinner.

Na suffer head o. Papa spent his formative years sowing wild oats. Na him pickin wey travel he want make he helep him carry the burden. Town and village people go add them own! Na punishment!
Na the realities of Nigerian lifestyle my friend no be only sense!

opebiboy:
u have sense. Many sense

Nigerians won't listen to that. You help this one, that one will come .....all going in an unending circle!!
If you don't know how to act like Americans and say no with a stern face, you are in soup.
I really blame parents having many children!

naijadrivablog:
You can't please everyone.

When parents spend their lifetime born up and down, placing responsibilities of their "God give" children on another child, that's what you get. Orgasms is not stress relief! Nigerians please plan your family and use birth control! Don't make your child take care of your children!

dominique:
Nigerians no dey want hear "abroad based" for ears, they'll think you're rolling in millions and almost milk you dry with demands. If you like, kill yourself while trying to give into their demands, you go just die for nothing. This is why it is good to always take a stand and don't let anybody put unnecessary pressure on you to the point of sending you to your early grave

Go make eba make we carry go coco house. Soup don dey.

cutiereborn:
Soup ke? Don't worry, will manage the fried rice even though I am imagining jollof in my mind

Alleluia

cococandy:
This one surprised me.I was just improvising but it turned out really good.

Blackened chicken breasts, caramelized onions and mushrooms, creamy Swiss and grated Parmesan. Crispy bacon and steamed broccoli.
I used almond milk instead of full cream milk and a little bit of half ‘n’ half.

I’ve been begging DH to make clam chowder for me because he does it superbly but he’s doing shakara , so I made this one to hold body until he makes the chowder.

He promised me he will do it tomorrow. let me eat this and wait for tomorrow.

Same here. I don’t care for chicken noodle that much. I just make my own version of hot noodle soup in a pho fashion but really spicy.

Soup is life and fall is here. Can you say alleluia

A fan of soups here! Yummiest!
A bowl of hot soup on a cold day!
Only soup I don't fancy that much is chicken noodle soup. Corn chowder, Clam chowder minus the potatoes

cococandy:
I’m eating chicken, broccoli and cheese soup for dinner.
Garnished with crispy bacon.

I love that reddish stew especially if you infused hot rodo into it!

Mariangeles:
Rice and stew with fish and dodo =Yum!

Nigeria!!! What a big Shame!!

Exactly! Always lock your door. Never be too comfortable wherever you are. Whoever is coming to your house, let them call first or you won't open the door.
I wished he closed/locked his door - she wouldn't have been able to get inside.
At 10pm, i won't leave my door....fresh breeze can wait! I will use AC or fan

sisisioge:
She got only 10yrs! She should get a life sentence! Chai! People should learn to close their doors biko cos psychos could walk in at any time! It is well. May God rest him well.

And them say living in Nigeria is expensive
100 naira snack lucky you.
I can't even get 350 naira snack here.

Akposy:
Fura da nunu
Date and coconut.... afternoon snacks. I can't get enough of the fura

Healthy and cheap..... everything there cost 100 box.

Saturday (weekend)
Tell her this weekend, we will be cleaning.
Make it fun

Saao:
meaning I shouldn't go to work? Have been doing the cleaning. We're 6 years in marriage and only 3 of us.

Start doing the cleaning yourself and let her learn by watching you.

Post the professional advice here so others can learn from it. No need doing pm on someone at his weak bed.

fidorocks:
You are very silly. You think am a poor beggar like you. I contacted him to give him professional advice. I will feed your entire generation

You are welcome sir!

Akposy:
Lol.. Thank you ma! They are coming

Wa gba kini lowo omokurin yi ?

What's the thang about my post to warrant gbaying?

Burgerlomo:
Wa gbayi iwo omo binrin yi

Thank you!

Prestonn:
A city in Nasarawa State.

Don't we all have great memories of northern Nigeria!

cutiereborn:
That's the kunu I remember from way back Minna .
I don't get to see it again

Great - Hal explained
The freshly brewed burukutu is sweet and not makes one drowsy - but don't try burukutu itself

sassysure:
Are these the ingredients?

What is dankali?

Seems u are from the north too.

I didn't taste kunu as I don't know what they use in preparing it.

Date and groundnuts is delicious. Haven't tried it with coconuts.
Aya is lovely.
I miss the North.
Yeah freshy brewed kunu is sweet...ofc sweet potatoes is in it
Some add sugar to make it sweeter.

Akposy:
The kunu is sweet o. Did I tell you guys I tasted something else today? The taste was heavenly....it was date and sweet coconut o. Damn! Good Food is life o.

What's this burukutu sef. I see these hausa men. drink it in Calabash.

North get food o

Also corn sprout, ginger, dried sweet dankali, oh my goodness kunu zaki zaki!!

Akposy:
Kunu zaki... I heard it's made with groundnut, tiger nut and date. It was chilled and sweet

Prestonn, thanks for the explanation. I do appreciate

Try burukutu

Sit with your mom and start a gist then tell her. Also add that you have decided she see an Obgyn doctor and you will be paying for it. Make sure you do the rest - paying for treatment.

Please where is Keffi ?

Prestonn:
I'll be in keffi November. Do you live there?

No problem, you go see food run

You try enough bo.
You can'tcomeandkillyourselfondonut
Just follow Mari's idea.
Now send those ones my way biko.

Akposy:
I tried making doughnuts today but it didn't come out well. The first set was okay but others were partially burnt on the outside, but the inside was not cooked despite reducing the heat.

Local boy is tired. Prestonn, cococandy, amyofone, mrfuckallday, marianangeles, cutieborns.... please you guys should help me with doughnut recipe

One person's meal?
When you fit eat 1day worth of food in one sitting and you want your lady to be doing the cooking?
you never ready
The meats looked good.

Logobenz:
Some macaroni,steak dipped in Arabic stew,French bread and a bowl of fresh,chilled yoghurt.

Use sanitizers and wash your hands after handling - they don't look clean.
In this world we are in, all hands must be on deck! Nobody should be doing it alone - be it earning money or household chores etc its partnership.

Logobenz:
lol @ Otedola.
Look,I work TOO HARD to earn a living.I have not seen what my house looks like for close to a month so that I won't have to wail when I have to fulfill my manly duties.
So do you expect a man like me to share chores with any woman after all that stress?
Only a wicked and inconsiderate woman will ask me to do that with her after seeing all I go through.
That was last night in the most treacherous roads last night,close to midnight sef!
We even carry small cash sef in case we get kidnapped/attacked

no bungee jump in Nigeria - the monkeys can do their jumps while we watch with amusement
Are there Disney type rides in Nigeria?
It will go a long way to alleviate our fears

johnwell:
Nigerians with silly fear. That's not a Nigerian nor in Nigeria, that's a country with standard not a shithole

Possibly undiagnosed Tuberculosis in advanced stage? esp in 1950s....Words spoken by the king had nothing to do with it.

donnie:
Interesting, and the illnes took effect immideitedly the king spoke right?

I think he is the one just trying hard for personal wealth. If only he'd stop thinking of building his wealth and focus on running the country.
No need trying to get frenzy about 2020 - he could easily win 2020 doing the right thing!

garetz:
Trump is in the battle of his life with this new whistleblower issue. It's like there are many forces out to get him and some of them are enemies within his government undermining him from inside especially from the intel agencies

I know- my post still applies to wherever.

safarigirl:
No mention of Western countries at all. Diaspora and overseas could also mean Ghana, Ivory Coast, SA etc. Not every Diaspora is outside Africa.

The rule when policemen stop you and ask for ID is not ask question but just give them your identification. I pray we remember that all the time.

safarigirl:
I stated what he SOUNDS like "....he SOUNDS like a pained hater half the time......"

Have you heard the saying "How you say something is just as important as what you say?"

The OP could have couched his post without pourong vitriol on people. His line concerning the Yoruba man was our of line, what does he mean "I'm sure he must have been deported by now because such a person....." Doesn't that sound like a pained person?

His message was lost on the altar of pettiness. I did not ignore all he said, I only called out the pettiness in some of his words. i could barely read past the vitriol on the Yoruba man, yes, he sounds like a pained hater.

Citizens of countries like the USA, Canada, Australia and most Western countries Nigerians reside in, commend the people all the time, but one Emeka from Afikpo comes online and starts going on a rant off about people paying their taxes and contributing to economies abroad just because they have overbloated egos and know their rights. Nobody should be docile and subservient in any country they contribute to economically, except they are illegal immigrants.

The scenarios he posted sounded like someone who was barely in the know, but assumed how things are supposed to be.

Just a few months ago, Tayo Faniran, who has lived in SA for at least 10 years, was accosted by the SA police and assaulted simply for demanding why they wanted his ID. I am sure the OP in that scenario, would have said "He was making noise just because of ID"....but he won't know the underlying issues behind refusal to produce that ID. The example of the ID guy was wrong, because OP, who was a visitor, was in no position to know what that guy's previous experiences had been with authorities concerning it.