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Me!! What did you do to the last one why e come thin and spacy ?
Corn analysis

Sandra23:
Who else is a corn lover here

May God reward you. Please track them and keep it up.
I wouldn't be surprised baba was home or at buka dey sha or drinking burukutu and eating flies infested tuwo while the little ones and Amiriya go about hawking - leaving them to be future almajiri.
Forgotten country!

Skid marks ? Ewww!!! Did you show him "lovingly" before washing ?

You go: Babes, look at this please not sure what it is beans or something else but wipe well now eh ?

Who wouldn't like/love to have or win something Obama won?
We are competitive here - you know.

Anduku:
Nonsense! what will Trump do with the useless prize? Will he eat it or will it add a dime to his account? Will it add a single year to his life that will make him to be desperate for it?

I guess because she is expecting a BBB as they say it in Nigeria :-)

ha! Opari!!

ornicus:
no be you women

na hair money jare

i am just remebering a few years back when ceo was in psycho mode. every meeting na to tear pesin new yansh
guys were coming out of meeting with eyes wet.
pesin go dey think -fk this i no dey do again - then remember thins like food allowance and school fees.
the womans actions may actually be hindering the husbands goals and aspirations.

Maybe the special project (her matermal instinct) is the birth of the new baby you know. See why I'm all for a working lady, condom sex ( no bringing additional mouth to feed in this type of situation) and not all this fighting over "saved change "
With the money wahala on the ground, condom should come in handy.

ornicus:
oga has been sweating and slaving and growing old putting money for food that he could hae used for school fees or to repair car. he has been deferring important projects because of high cost of food. he has been jugging and struggling with multiple income streams so the family does not go hungry. meanwhile madam has been goat and yamming the hard earned money on her ow special projects. you think the man does not have other special projects he could have used the money on?

nigerian women and entitlement mentality

Oga gave me 2000 naira for stew expecting me to spend everything on a well made ingredientize stew with hefty goat meat! I was able to apply my bargaining skills and spent over one hour walking about the market for good prices and brought home some change. I have been saving that small change for raining days. Now oga is mad because of that Okay, bring it on!!
Op, hope your sister has a job.

Budget and ask her to shop for many jeans and tops. You both should do a weekend out shopping together. Why use wrapper going out ?

Friday is here bo, throw some my way please

Op,
Bring your mother to live with you or get her a nurse companion.

sisisioge:
OP's circle has been on a rampage lately. The weed around him grows so abundantly so I say make I cut some sample

So you guys failed to tell her they use human beings for money making in Nigeria ?
You guys should have gone deep telling her about your so call selective juju

You just described an average African man. Most of them -rich or poor.
Chick up and down, non caring attitude etc and in old age, they will be feeling entitled!
No, he doesn't deserve nothing...give if you can but don't make it a must do thing.
Please help your mom if you can... i see that as a great thing to do.
Learn a lesson from him and pass it on.

Mstick:
I just finished having a conversation with my dad about something similar.

My dad was an abusive father, you know the type that beats both his wife and kids without any remorse or mercy. He was a cheat, it got so bad that his girlfriend one of them anyways came to the house to fight my mom. He was stingy, heck my dad stopped paying my fees in jss1 and he didn't care to know how my siblings and I will go to school. My mom took up responsiblity, going to the market to sell from there she registered in school, when she told my father she wanted to go to school it was met with "ASHAWO!ASHAWO! GO WHERE? Another round of beating but our church board came and asked him to let her go.

After school she got a job and she was earning over a 1000% higher than him but she still submitted everything still Mr man wasn't grateful. The beating continued for 23 years... Oh there was a time he hit her so hard and she landed in the hospital with brain trauma. Sometimes he would beat her and everybody and when the church or family members come my mom has to kneel down to beg.

My dad didn't care how we all went to the University, never saw the need to. My mother left finally in 2016. My siblings and I supported her fully and the man went about spreading rumors about my mom being a prostitute blah blah blah, na new thing? When he saw the blackmail wasn't working he wanted a share of the properties she bought.

So he called me today lamenting about getting old and no one to take care of him and all that. I knew he wanted to bring up my mother. I just told him I will call you back sir.



My father doesn't deserve to be taken care of by any of us, if not that I don't like being mean I would have asked him to contact those women he wasted his youth and money on but anyways am sure they wouldn't even let him come around them.

Really - the most important thing is for Nigerians to stop having many kids. Max of three children should be enough. They spend their younger year having children that they forgot to live and plan for their old age. Not guaranteed anyone can take care of you and it shouldn't be that way anyway!
The poor one no dey hear!

Thought they said he was doing so well. He resigned by the way. Hope the right person takes over.

obixcel:
John Bolton dismissed. One less warmongering Neocon is out of d way.

Bro, this particular invitation i don't get.

Abbeybailey:
It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden before Taliban Trump invited him to Camp David and become his friend.

hello Lucas how are you.
Lol @ not eating humans.
God bless America! God bless our Troops!
SemperFi!!!

Abbeybailey:
At least they are not eating humans. That's quality beef they are eating not the one with flies and dust they sell to you on the road side. It's so funny you supporters of Taliban Trump loves giving yourself likes like your earthly existence depends on it. The Bottom line is when the tire hits the ground, none of you will be counted unlike PDPGuy, Schwarzkop, Armyofone, and few other guys here and yours truly.

Golden rule - leave your witches at the door before entering the house. Meaning keep your opinions to yourself.

Yemoja, fighting for villagers in Hollywood style gown...you are welcome!
Won dobale o yeye oloja!

Exactly his parents should not stay longer than necessary-out of respect for his wife and children. Make sure they leave after their short visit. Nothing like na my pickin house syndrome. There presence might disrupt the peace you want in your home.
Maybe I missed it, you didn't say your parents were coming in the first post.

Breaststroke:
This your matter dey make me laugh walahi.

They are asking if your parents have left so that what will happen?

Who has been asking, her parents or her brothers?

Is there a problem @ the parents house like a case of bed bugs, snakes or leaking roof, that makes it life threatening for them to stay there?

Whatever steps you take regarding your in-laws, from this point forward should be the same ones you apply when it's your own family involved so there's consistency and no bias.

Right - just imagine! Well. i quite agree with him and that was why i asked him to stay with that standard.

cococandy:
You weren’t wrong but we know that if the situation were to be reversed, your wife would be labeled a witch for not wanting to house your siblings forever.

You people tend to develop common sense and know how things should be done when it affects you.

i dislike when doing good turns bad or when people overstayed at your home. I think it's best to communicate when you are coming and leaving before making that trip.
Something like hey I'm coming to visit....okay when are you coming and when will you be leaving?

sassysure:
U never meet konga heads
A nebor in school that had a case with the landlord and pleaded to stay with me till weekend practically pursued me from my room
I came back one day from school, opened door as usual and ran away
She desecrated my bed.i refused to go back o.
The person I ran to her room and refused to leave went back to pursue her and her visitor. She was like, there is nothing there.
Fear wafi babes

roaringlamb01:
lol... women!

That house is not your house. 'It is our house' not yours!
So that was why you felt cold eh eh ? Smh at all this small and part time "I rich pass you" kinda guys
You did well because they over stayed their welcome but your choice of words showed a different motive! Stop behaving outdated because there is nothing like my house in marriage.
The way you put it sounded the way we thought o.
" it is mine, not their sister's "

roaringlamb01:
Lol... Very easy for you to speak. Did I send them away because I wanted to be "pretty and wicked"? What a way to put it.

Yes, i wanted to be pretty and wicked to a people who are overstaying their welcome, a people who don't even greet me in the morning or evening, or are not useful to me , my wife or my kids. Or who didn't deem it necessary to discuss with me about staying 2 more months (not 3 extra weeks, pls read well ...). It is my house, not their sister's. How can I allow my kids to continue to see such behavior?

Lol. Providence... Continue. Providence is not stupidity.


Lol. Na wa o. Unceremoniously throw out?! They went back to their parent's home, after 5wks of supposed visitation. Talking like i throw out on the street.

Just make sure you stay with this standard for both families. Your family and hers should have a certain period of time to stay. Never longer - 2 weeks max for your family and hers.

roaringlamb01:
Lol... Very easy for you to speak. Did I send them away because I wanted to be "pretty and wicked"? What a way to put it.

Yes, i wanted to be pretty and wicked to a people who are overstaying their welcome, a people who don't even greet me in the morning or evening, or are not useful to me , my wife or my kids. Or who didn't deem it necessary to discuss with me about staying 2 more months (not 3 extra weeks, pls read well ...). It is my house, not their sister's. How can I allow my kids to continue to see such behavior?

Lol. Providence... Continue. Providence is not stupidity.


Lol. Na wa o. Unceremoniously throw out?! They went back to their parent's home, after 5wks of supposed visitation. Talking like i throw out on the street.

Na mouth, please put money down to buy new cutlery!

Thegamingorca:
M8 I think you should get a new pair of cutlery. Those silverware have lost lustre

But everything else looks splendid.

A lot of women will kill to serve dishes like this.


Any girl you invite over is automatically yours man after seeing that

Exactly! Limit the number of children to 2 or 3 should be the way to go. Many are not financially okay and should have no business having children.
Many African men think the sole purpose of their pe..nis is to get erection and sexual healing!

GrabHisBalls:
The op raised some valid and invalid points. There are cases he sounded anti-childbearing. That's akin to making mankind go into extinction.

With that said, there are situations I see children, but only feel bad in my spirit 'cause I realized the kind of poverty they've been born into by some careless parents who shouldn't be in the first place. Having a vagina and a womb doesn't mean you should run into child bearing. To make matters worse, we can't even have a functional child welfare system that cares for children.

ogawisdom:
Hmmm I am not sure u are sane I give up on ur mentality

Many ladies devalue themselves you know. In the old days, i can understand they are not enlightened.
In today's world, i really don't see the meed for a man to have two wives or a woman to agree with being a second wife.

I think it's fun when you are not the one driving
I will love to experience such road trips across the country. I'm thinking of shipping or driving my mini cooper to NC from NV.

patani:
Lol...Now I see what was driving you...Hhahahahahaha..Nice one bro..May God protect and bless all the hustling husbands and Dadies...Including me...

I have embarked on such journey before between Elpaso and Houston using greyhound..But my bad experience is like 1% of what you described here ...Bravo!

One guilty one here i don't like cold and pepper less food! Pepper less i can manage though.
My food must be steamy hot...i don't like some dancing germs in my meal
I get teased you dey re-cook the food again

cococandy:
Lamb stew is coming up.
When do you like to serve your food? When it’s piping hot or when it cooled down a bit?

I know someone (I won’t name names ) that can eat food 1000 degrees hot. Straight from the pot no waiting.

don't you just love Americans
The convo was funny yeah, help yourself I don't care cuz you could as well be a slayer! He wouldn't take your kind of risk jumping into someone's car and buying dem gas/paying tolls.

yahamisu:
From the moment i stopped, I knew this was it and all i could think of was how to communicate my last words to my wife, my kids, my mother and my siblings (I DON ENTER).

It was a struggle walking around the car to see if its an easy pile of snow which i could clear with my hands to free up all 8 tires but apparently, the snow fell all night and even though there are snow plows working all night, very heavy winds continually blow the snow around and now, the road is icy. Mind you, the wind in that section of the highway, passes through a vacuum-like corridor and blows out with high pressure, having enough strength to blow away 18 wheeler trailers like like toys.

Watch this on youtube to see what am saying, .(watch how the truck is skidding to the side at most points, you either see vehicles/trailers tipped over from the wind or they park by the side for hours unending, waiting for it to get better.)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GBlLfWvNjs

Suddenly, i heard a loud horn, with tires screeching towards me. the trailer missed me by a few inches cos the visibility was almost non. even though i heard and saw a gimps of the oncoming heavy duty barely seconds before the driver halted, i couldnt move an inch. (you cant walk/run on ice)...

I was able to find my way towards the trailer and climb to his window, first i saw him breathing hard from fear of almost clearing me off the road, then this conversation occurred ...

Truck driver : Nigga you done lost your mind or something (in a very angry tone).
Me : thank you soo much for stopping(ignoring the obvious fact that i scared the living daylight out of him by appearing out of no where)

Truck driver : maaaaaan i aint stop for your black ass, i danm near killed you man
Me : Thank goodness you didnt. pleeeeeease help pull me out of the snow, ma engine is still running

Truck driver : sorry man, i aint got no chains
Me: its my lucky day, i got 4 chains in ma trunk

Truck driver : uuuuhhhmmm....sorry i cant
Me: come on man, i can die in less than an hour in this cold please help me. its freezing out here

Truck driver : naaaaaah sorry i cant .(shaking his head in the negatory)
Me: total silence

So, i stepped down from the window side and he drove off. my mouth started shaking from the cold as my tooth was clinging. my knees shaking, my ears numb with no feel. my beard started freezing up and everything just got blank for some seconds.

to be continued...
(pic below...better roads ahead)