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I'm waiting for goat meat stew and ogbono with that dried hausa fish. Akara w/ freshly baked Philippine or Hawaiian roll.
Well done!
Cooking not for the faint of heart

KanwuliaExtra:
For sure . . . . For sure!
Welcom to my kitchen.

I will fry akara and make moi moi too.

The kind of food wey dh finished eating and would be like- babes let go upstairs. Me be like babes i need to load dish washer and tidy the kitchen. He goes Common babes i will help you do them later do you want some wine - aha!!
Well done cococandy

cococandy:
For DH

Fufu, okra and stew with goat, dried fish and ponmo.

Rilley:
Shut up that dirty mouth of urs

She said the truth now....old age depletes and shrinks the pe....nis.

You wano buy or chop ?

Pavore9:
Is that not on the high side?

Oh lord Krishna!! Village or city hospital?
What kind of hospital is that ?
Speeding healing for you sir!

Financial stress/anxiety alone could make a person's head go around like a miner's cart in a mine, carrying ore and minerals with no destination. Pray your self, read encouragement psalms, think positive, be social and exercise ( running and jogging).
May the path ahead be better!

Please how can my grandmother renew her international passport?
The process is taking too long (over a month) and I'm wondering if the passport office is honest with her? It has been over a month now and they always asking her to come back....Justwise any idea what to do ?
She paid 30k for it and they didn't give her receipts
Any one with idea about passport renewal process?

You don't hit a person that is already down -humanity!
Rip to a living person?

BEANSANDBREAD00:
Ehya
Rip in advance

If I tell guys that prostitutes in brothels are neater than these so called girlfriends they will say I have low self esteem

Easter worshippers - straight from the heart jare.

PDPGuy:
Obama always speaks from his heart. It is Sec Clinton that needs the focus groups

Ovie iye abi otienme, who you dey feed with 640k ? Osalubuwa!!!
Na wah o...if na me, I'd say save more of that money for our future children.
You don plan for the future children so ?
Anyway i guess one must do to avoid flying and flapping birds

Ovie iye abi otienme, who you dey feed with 640k ? Osalubuwa!!! ofone!!!
Na wah o...
You don plan for the future children so ?

Maybe she feared the broken glasses would have struck her belly
Op as the matured one, you should tell her you are sorry on behalf of mama. Make sure families on both side are staying short term cuz looks like your madam like peace.

They are doing their job...but then anything goes in sh!!t hole Nigeria.

Please face front and life. Your life is your cross...create your own happiness. If you find yourself the woman you love, stick to her and forget all else. Invite him and if he doesn't come, no big deal. Get an older friend to stand for you and pay your own dowry and marry your lady. Good thing her parents/people like you. Do a small wedding and carry on with your life.
Many westerners marry without their family- they lived! Look at their countries today. We Africans overburdened ourselves and dwell on superstitions. So what happens if he doesn't attend? Nothing! Your life your choice. He has lived his - this is yours good or bad.
Put God first, do the right thing always and move on with your life.

Marriage26:
Good day nairalander,

I am a popular jingo nairalander but got to hide under this moniker...


I have been dating my fiancee for the past 7 years, she had met my parents and I have met her's many times . We planned to get married earlier year. But it was the year my mother left this planet, I informed my family I wanted to get married but they declined, saying, it must be over years of mumsy's demise before I can marry.


We've fixed introduction days 3ice and it got cancelled by my father, what's his reason?


1. NYSC: I was posted to serve in the Northern part of the country 3 years ago, I went to camp, but I couldn't cope with the weather and couldn't leave my business as NYSC won't guarantee me job and I don't have other option. I absconded from the service and faced my business which I saved profits in 7 digits in same year, God made me comfortable.

2: He said I should rather impregnate the girl (backdoor talk)



I am close to my late 20s, he already banned all family members as many depend on him from attending my introduction.

He cancelled my introduction without fixing a new date.

My in-law trust me and ready to release the lady to me as I haven't had sex with her since 2012 that we've been dating...


And Also, God had supplied all I needed for my wedding from A-Z.



Do you think this is a cogent reason?. I want to ahead with my wedding plans...


Kindly advise....Thanks

Jao, responding to your original post, you won't know how difficult life can be for an immigrant until you live in a foriegn country. Don't blame them.

joa2013:
I'm not hungry brother, I'm gainfully employed and have other side businesses that yields me money.

Very possible/likely the inlaw rejected his sexual advances.
Pretended she did something hence the beating to stupor.

Where is the job ?
Where can I apply?

Ummmm how you expect a married woman with kids to be working and contributing financially is what i don't know..na two head she get ?

Samshumy:
If he starts doing chores now, anytime he stops, the wife would nag. So it’s better he doesn’t do any chores apart from his clothes alone

How you expect a married man to be doing household chores is what i don’t understand. This is Nigeria and not America or Canada

where did you get the leaf for moi moi ? I dontake style dey ask for African and Mexican stores - do you have ewe? Ewe as in moi moi wrapper now

That your soup dey hungry me.

KanwuliaExtra:
Yes o!
I have been cooking and cooking and cooking!
With the best of presentations of course!
I went to visit my brothers in the UK for Valentine’s season and cooked for my sisters-in-law!

No dirty kitchens please!

For sister-in-law #1!

Better abinchi

yash33:
patai

Snack is ready.

Mariangeles:
And I'm waiting for yours too

good Friday today.

cococandy:
Today is fasting day

good morning.
Waiting for you and cococandy's food

Mariangeles:
Ah!

Leave dem it makes food sweet minus the spits. Even smoke and fire fight too

cyberhike:
Make una Carry una fight comot here before thunder strike una throwey...
What nonsense

Spicy seafood - the cravings were unbearable so i went to satisfy it - fully satisfied
Thank you @ cococandy

Praying for my lanky mallam...oko mi atata, olowo ori me, biko abeg get better job o.
Ifyalways stop am o. Maka why shouldn't I use executive soap bath and wash clothes? You want kraw kraw on my yellow skin?
Dry fish get level now. Kuku tell me to eat ice fish and titus.

ifyalways:
Fake list probably written by a bored Spinster or bachelor just to trend. Which mom that actually use baby wipes will write it as baby wiper?

Who buys detergent 4,500 monthly? Abi dem get Laundromat for house?
Dry fish 2K is just about 4 or 5 meduim sized fishes while stockfish 1K na pieces. The list was not made by a mother and wife. Period.

You will be the one to do the pounding for her. Not everyone has the power to pound yam for two or more eaters.
Blessed be my Tiv and Edo sistahs for yam pounding prowess!

GboyegaD:
How will they eat yam of N5k and then buy poundo for N12k? It is either she buys more yam and pound either with a mortar or a food processor or she strikes out the poundo.

Don't we all love the story of the white men banishment
of the idolaters!

thatigboman:
Oba Ovarenwen Nogbaisi, the last king of Benin kingdom is my favourite. The story of how white men destroyed Benin and banished him to Calabar is always exciting to read. Especially the drama by Ola Rotimi on the man.

I don't have the exact recipe. Growing up, I watched my northern friends mom pound some crunchy kuli, pepper, dried ginger salt etc best thing ever! I do joined in the pounding process - those six yarinyas around the mortar kinda

Mariangeles:
Yeah!

Kuli yaji is bae !

Do you have the recipe ??

Not on newspaper ko! How many inkjet is one consuming? Serving suya on cement paper too dey the list.
Anyway better yaji made from kulikuli is groovy men!!