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Family › Re: A Woman Has My Dad Under Control by armyofone(m): 6:17pm On Oct 14, 2017
grin the sexy part I doubt she can beat the young gal.


Peachess:
You all should show him love, make home conducive and happy for him to stay. Tell your mum to dress sexy and stuffs like that, make him jealous if she can. And try to show him he is not the only one out there, she's not dependent on him while still showing love. One way to make someone change is showing them love while they're hurting you. If they have conscience, they'll stop.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 6:12pm On Oct 14, 2017
So sad what the men did. Good thing women are coming out and speaking against what men are doing in the process of women trying to fulfill their dreams...Very rampant in Nigeria. Students are made to sleep with their instructors and professors - you want something, you must give me something or you won't go high. Touching, groping, harassing, assaulting, cheating etc a woman just because you can. Sadly our president did the same...they were bands of brothers of those days gone by. Welcome to daybreak.

stanech:
I literally don’t know a single rapist but Hillary is best friends with 3 and married to 1.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m):
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Romance › Re: Moji Solar-Percy, Lesbian Thanks Her Wife For Helping Her Lose Weight by armyofone(m): 12:33am On Oct 07, 2017
Hull of dem na hulky stud o.
Make i read the live rod business again line by line.
grin
pocohantas:
LOL.
It's not just by the rod, but the connection with the owner of the rod and the satisfaction gotten from the application of the rod. This applies to every other form of intercourse and sexual orientation.

Penetration by the rod is pretty much overrated to me, a good head will make a sister satisfied and paralysed. Only guys wey sabi use the rod well go confirm say woman no dey do shakara for experienced prick. These kinda guys are not that much...

Very important thing is the orgasm. ahbeg, let them enjoy tongue tongue
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 10:00pm On Oct 06, 2017
Ha!! We now know millions of men here are on viagra...everyone claiming fragile and non-standing Johnny - and you are taking BC from women? Doesn't add up.

Mindfulness:
grincheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 7:44pm On Oct 06, 2017
Hopefully he will be rolling back viagra too. Anything helping women and children should be encouraged so nothing to be excited about here.
stanech:
BREAKING: The Trump administration will let more employers opt out of providing no-cost birth control for religious, moral reasons.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 2:03pm On Oct 06, 2017
I'm optimistic- but let's keep in mind that no major thing(s) has/have been done yet. So technically we are still working with some stuff from the old administration.

obixcel:
You can't change the facts, it's right in front of you. You can look to the future and question the sustainability, no problem, but at the moment reality speaks for itself.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 1:48pm On Oct 06, 2017
Until the end of the FY18, don't bank too much on anything yet.

obixcel:
Tremendous growth in the Stock Market. Remember before the election, the pundits were saying, 'If Trump wins the market goes down'. The very day he won, it started to go up. grin
Family › Re: Man 'fights' His Late Father For Including His Female Children In His Will by armyofone(m): 1:54am On Oct 06, 2017
Such shame, fighting your siblings for something you didn't work for...
Smh
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 12:57am On Oct 06, 2017
She was working now - we all can't go to school wink
I see why she is very humble, quiet and stiff.
happney65:
That'sour first lady wink..A First Class Olosho and the woman trump has grabbed by the Pussy.. grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 10:38pm On Oct 02, 2017
Gun control - there isn't any need to sell guns to anyone. Security and protection as the usual excuse is so outdated with our current technology.
The biz who sold the sophisticated gun the guy used should be fired!!
Family › Re: I Want To Get Married But My Family Is Insisting I Must Settle Everybody First by armyofone(m): 8:17pm On Oct 02, 2017
Ha ha, such needed prayers. For them to boldly tell him that, the said wifey is on a long thing.

Incrizz:
Dear Lord please help hdeeman's future wife. Give him wisdom to protect his wife from untold trials and temptation. Lord preserve his life, and that of his future wife and kids too in Jesus name, amen. shocked
Family › Re: I Want To Get Married But My Family Is Insisting I Must Settle Everybody First by armyofone(m): 8:07pm On Oct 02, 2017
grin well said! They don't wish him well. What happened to all the 10 plus year of settlement ? Tell them to find their way as you've done enough. Take care of your parents. Go marry my friend if you have found the love of your life.
Imagine such guts and boldness- shocked

ToZaraWithaZ:
You've already answered your own question and provided solution to your problem, so what other advice do you still need?

Your family is obviously made up of scroungers, moochers, parasites and vampires who will drain you of your blood and share it among themselves in spanish glass cups, consume your flesh in an horrifying act of cannibalism, and then finalize their obliteration of your destiny by feasting on your very soul itself.

"Settle them" before you can get married? This must be one of the most ridiculous batshit I've had the misfortune of reading this year. You're surrounded by evil kin.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 3:03am On Oct 02, 2017
His reactions are something else - always very upset.
Congressmen and women are scared of him as he acts like I know your"secret" so don't mess up kind of behavior.
It is really going to be a long four years.

PDPGuy:
Men, Trump is just too crazy. Instead of responding to the natural disaster in Puerto Rico in a presidential manner, he was more interested in criticizing the territory's government, and playing glof embarassed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by armyofone(m): 10:27pm On Oct 01, 2017
It must have been very hard to splash. Please include fibers and drink 8 cups of water daily.


Partnerbiz3:
I prefer theirs cos at times i will be shitting and shit water go dey touch ma nyash.

But with this I can shit like in a plate and then flush down.

If i have money i will install theirs..

Theirs is better...
Travel › Re: How People In Nigeria See Their Brothers Living Overseas (Photo) by armyofone(m): 10:35pm On Sep 30, 2017
Jethrolite:
You guys abroad like downplaying money making over there like this is 1992. Money no de, life is hard but you're changing cars and living in $2,500 apartment monthly.
The person living in a 2500 dollars apartment has reasons - he doesn't want to live in a poor neighborhood where guns fly over your head at night, where robbery is rampant or maybe a place closer to work. It is a necessity.
Travel › Re: How People In Nigeria See Their Brothers Living Overseas (Photo) by armyofone(m): 2:05pm On Sep 29, 2017
No easy place on earth.
For any dollars sent, someone must have temp given up something. Be careful with the calculation of dollars to naira...remember, bills such as water, light, gas, insurance, dental you must do once or twice a year, cable, cell phone, credit card, car loan, rent or mortgage, childcare if you have kids, alimony or child support if you knocked up that babes...all must be paid after uncle Sam's slashing (tax). Add feeding and self care...aha the list is endless.
You paint a false reality if you don't live abroad. The story is a difficult one for many Americans.
Education › Re: "I Come, I Came And I Concer": Lady Says As She Celebrates After Her Final Exams by armyofone(m): 8:33pm On Sep 28, 2017
paiz:
For this fine x to graduate with this type of gramma
Just know that her pucci must have gone places

One minute x silence for her english please

RIP ENGLISH
Grandma
Gramma
Gama Gama
Sigma sigma nu
Family › Re: Lady Calls Out The New Young Wife Of Her Estranged Husband (photo) by armyofone(m):
I wondered too...with a swivel and can't stand upright/old and wrinkle Johnny, she tried.
It's what poverty does- her suffering has ended.
Lol, sounds nice. At least they would have been taking turns to do the job of waking Johnny. Now she is stuck to do it all alone.

Billyonaire:
Love is wicked; otherwise why would a man of that age allow a girl of this age to see his unclothedness. And this generation of our ladies are victims of poverty since poverty paints love on the colors of money.

Though I am sad that the man abandoned his first wife. I should have expected him to marry both of them and let all of them sleep on the same bed in a paradise of 3some. That is how it is supposed to be when a man knows that life on earth is temporal . May be they are religious people. But whatever rocks their boat.
Crime › Re: Coffins, Dollars, Found In Shrines Destroyed In Lagos. Photos by armyofone(m):
Exactly...so unfortunate they refused to let go of cave men mentality-even the educated city dwellers.
They never learn from their history. It's there in history textbooks those things doesn't work but rob you off your mind.
While they sat down doing incantations and ritual with humans, the British were busy destroying them from every corner, exiled their so call deity kings and carting their people away. The world has indeed moved on and Africa has indeed refused to move forward.

netjoe:
Not until Black Africans stop d act of idolatry we will still remain in d dark age.the world has moved from this level of proficiency but Africans are still embracing the act of witchcraft n wickedness.
Crime › Re: Coffins, Dollars, Found In Shrines Destroyed In Lagos. Photos by armyofone(m): 3:47pm On Sep 22, 2017
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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 2:29am On Sep 21, 2017
Nambia, Gambia, Zambia, Bambi etc our president said go get rich in Africa. Africans mind your bu grin
Family › Re: I Just Cut The Cord With My Father by armyofone(m):
If he has benefitted you financially in the past, be patient with him. If he hasn't played major or any financial role in your life - meaning you have been on your own all the while, you are better off without additional stress.
Too much sentiments in Nigeria!!!
Family › Re: My Mum's Pride Is Breaking My Family Apart. by armyofone(m):
Right, also time for momcy to move on. Build a house and move as she is very independent. Encourage her to buy a house not cars. Popsy has his can of worms and will open it soon. But your mom is aware ofeverything. Your mom knew your dadsy and his sidechics long time ago hence she focused on her biz...a protective mode she has been in.


acevic:
Hold up!

Popsy'Popsy's salary as an engineer monthly is 400k and mumsy takes care of 80% house expenses yet popsy doesn't have a car? So what does he do with his money? Old man has got a big secret which is probably in alignment with his mistress and baby.

They have obviously fallen outta love. Which is very sad btw.

Are you this only child? You need to talk to both of them and let them quit hurting themselves. It will get them nowhere.

Is mumsy having an affair too? What do I know? huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Money Rituals Actually Work? by armyofone(m): 8:47pm On Sep 16, 2017
Take a look at the herbalists being patronized - see how poor and wretched looking they are...and you really believed he is gonna help you get rich....Nigerians!!! smh
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 8:22pm On Sep 07, 2017
Oops so they paid 500 dollars ? I used to think it was free...stanech what do you think ?

PDPGuy:
Knowing how Capitol Hill really functions, I doubt Congress will beat the 'deadline' Trump set for them on codifying DACA.

Although Obama side-stepped Congress in issuing the DACA executive order, I believe that individuals who pay $500 to the U.S. government every two years to remain in the country, shouldn't be in risk of deportation (except if they've committed a felony). About 800,000 of them collectively pay $400 million to the government, and more than 9/10 of them are working, thus contributing to the nation's GDP.

So, I am calling on Congress to do the right thing and pass an act similar to DACA (or the DREAM Act), and for Trump to sign it into law.
Health › Re: School Girl Loses Finger To Lizard Droppings Concoction (photo) by armyofone(m): 7:56pm On Sep 07, 2017
Poop contains microscopic germs. So the matron wasn't educated enough to know...sad.
Family › Re: I Am Feeling Suicidal by armyofone(m): 8:04pm On Sep 06, 2017
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Family › Re: I Am Feeling Suicidal by armyofone(m):
Get up tomorrow morning and evening, start exercising.
Do HIIT, jog, long walk, run etc make sure to spend 45mins to 1 hour. In this life, you've got to help yourself. Work out will really help you improve how you are feeling now.
Do so daily for the next one week, one month, one year on and on. In between, use your little money to trade.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 11:24pm On Sep 05, 2017
wink.
Don't you think Chubby should be taught a lesson ?

raumdeuter:
Done.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 10:36pm On Sep 05, 2017
Dayo, please edit your post - take the city name out.
Thanks bros.

raumdeuter:
Omoge Hauwa Hows - treating you? Are they shipping you off to North Korea ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Lounge - Donald Trump Is US President-Elect ! by armyofone(m): 9:21pm On Sep 05, 2017
Well said Dayo!!!

raumdeuter:
I agree with this DACA people should be allowed to stay. They dont know any other country.

In My opinion a child brought to America and has lived in America since 1-2yrs till 18yrs and above is more American than the child born in America and taken away to grow up elsewhere. Now returned at 20 to come and live, vote and decide for a country he/she barely knows about.

These kids brought from say Mexico by their parents when they were infants some of them dont even know anything about Mexico, All they know is America and they should be allowed to stay

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