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Family › Re: How Do You Tell Your Wife That Her Soup Is Not Sweet? by armyofone(m): 3:04pm On Jul 12, 2011
tongue
then he should do the cooking himself.
yeah when he is secretly taking Madam First lady out for dinner, grin
Family › Re: by armyofone(m): 2:56pm On Jul 12, 2011
oh lordy, i laughed so hard.
i like that word, dl  grin grin grin grin grin
downlow grin grin oya cold answer is needed grin
Family › Re: How Do You Tell Your Wife That Her Soup Is Not Sweet? by armyofone(m): 8:00pm On Jul 11, 2011
smh!! i don't blame you. why don't you both eat out (note i said you both) instead of insulting her cooking?

that's how they start o. today, it is soup not sweet like you don't have hands to add sugar to it or go in there and make a sweet pot of soup undecided
tomorrow it will be her se.x is not sweet.
i think you should be responsible for making the meals henceforth.
Family › Re: by armyofone(m): 7:19pm On Jul 11, 2011
Em Mr. dating 10 women at a time above me, are you looking for way to bash naija ladies here? so you are comparing the AA ladies with naijan? you must be dreaming. yeah holla at victorian secret like that will put fufu for our table  tongue i am sure you are paying child support and going to court to sort out something with those 10 you are talking abt, so they have enough to buy lingerie to please you. is your 3 leg golden?
please no room for comparing here. just because your woman is not dressing up nicely does not gives anyone the right to go cheat.
don't compare nigerian to an AA who just work and go shopping at your favorite VS tongue
Politics › Re: What Can Be Done To Stop The Flooding In Lagos? by armyofone(m): 5:53pm On Jul 11, 2011
i pity the owner of that house above. how will he dry those expensive chair  grin
stop building house/home anyhow, good drinage system etc
Family › Re: marriage by armyofone(m): 5:51pm On Jul 11, 2011
i no do ya own grin
Family › Re: by armyofone(m): 5:48pm On Jul 11, 2011
to the person that said ''men are polygamous'' by nature which genes or hormones or chromosomes determine that??
let me know.
Family › Re: marriage by armyofone(m): 5:39pm On Jul 11, 2011
tongue
got to hit the gym, enjoy the day man.
Family › Re: marriage by armyofone(m): 4:10pm On Jul 11, 2011
dayo, before you start quoting and bolding, read jenny's late post,  tongue

by the way, you wan join CIA ba, better not cuz if you are bringing home huge bacon, omoge will quit her job undecided tongue
Family › Re: My Wife Wants Me To Pay The Medical Bills by armyofone(m): 2:49pm On Jul 11, 2011
just because she was able to take herself to the hospital when she was preg does not mean you should not run home to help her in the situation she was in.
i think you have to apologize to her and pay the damn hospital bill. you should have taken an excuse, get home to take her to the coy hosp instead of allowing the landlord and her wifey take her there. she didn't ask you to get her visa to fly to UK to get abdominal treatment you dey here dey look for pity  grin if na me, na western country i go ask for  tongue
it tells alot the kind of man you are o. which kind man be this one sef, you only should be kobokonised! smh
Family › Re: marriage by armyofone(m): 6:10pm On Jul 08, 2011
maybe the OP is in the west  grin they have turned us into money making machine here. maybe he is reading from guys on NL. . . dayo's favorite question is 'is she disable'  grin why cant she work?
true i think 5month after marriage is just too short for his complaint. no long honeymoon, no extended romance? kai!! fear dey catch person o.
Politics › Re: Interesting Picture On Lagos-ibadan Railway by armyofone(m): 6:03pm On Jul 08, 2011
why are pple in nigeria turning every little corner to a place to buy and sell? there should be shops like they have in western world.
Family › Re: marriage by armyofone(m): 5:58pm On Jul 08, 2011
dayo is already here doing his thing as usual, Sagamite and Harakiri will soon be here.

OP, hang in there better days are coming.
Family › Re: marriage by armyofone(m): 5:44pm On Jul 08, 2011
a good shotgun tongue
bawo lo wa cheesy tongue
Family › Re: marriage by armyofone(m): 5:36pm On Jul 08, 2011
OP 5month and you are complaining already, shocked
a real man is not defined by his 3 leg. the honeymoon is not over o. 5month ke? you should be loving and babying her common be a man!
now go and shop for some nice wine and stay indoor with her this weekend.
Family › Re: People Are Funny Sha by armyofone(m): 5:29pm On Jul 08, 2011
tell her you would have loved to be there but you are going to be out of town on that day. send the baby a small thing as the baby didn't ask for the mommy to be wicked/put you off before.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The United States Is The Only Country That Have Laws For Its Citizens Happiness! by armyofone(m): 5:26pm On Jul 08, 2011
God bless America kiss

Support our Troops
SemperFI
Foreign Affairs › Re: He Foreign Affairs Section Is Dead. by armyofone(m): 5:24pm On Jul 08, 2011
why wouldn't it die a slow death when some alien with huge eyes sent davidylan and co to death roll grin it will be merge soon like some big cooperation without a good CEO grin

Jesoul, how now wink
Family › Re: Should A Lady Marry A Man Who Is Jobless? by armyofone(m): 2:06pm On Jul 07, 2011
grin grin i just laughed mu he he he.
yes o, there are 4th, 5th and then F class grin


dave2:
is there 4th class please, or u wanted to say ordinary pass? wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
anyway, temporary joblessness is no big deal now, provided he has the right attitude and qualifications.
job will always come now
Family › Re: What Was Your Favorite Toy As A Kid? by armyofone(m): 1:34pm On Jul 07, 2011
baby rubber, a yellowish rubber doll with oyinbo hair and moving eyes grin
Crime › Re: Horror: Nigerian Man Stabs Wife To Death, Cuts Her Into Pieces by armyofone(m): 7:46pm On Jul 06, 2011
nig ladies should know that the age when a guy gives you slap has long gone. you have a job, what else do you want?why she went back still baffles me.
so sad. . . please leave any man who do as much as pinches you. he is not worth your onion.
i won't take nonsense from any man (i have a good shotgun grin) and no woman should because you are wonderfully made.
Family › Re: Should A Lady Marry A Man Who Is Jobless? by armyofone(m): 7:41pm On Jul 06, 2011
Capital NO esp if he graduated out of sch with 4th class lipsrsealed
what do you want to do with a jobless man?
Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Is The New Face Of Arik Air by armyofone(m): 7:37pm On Jul 06, 2011
the hair on her head fat pass her but i love her like that. pls do not put on weight o, naija go yab you die grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Happy 235 Yrs Usa by armyofone(m): 8:22pm On Jul 05, 2011
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassioned stress
A thoroughfare of freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control,
Thy liberty in law!

O beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife.
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine
Till all success be nobleness
And every gain divine!

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

SemperFi
God bless our troops, 235years of Military power  kiss kiss kiss kiss
Celebrities › Re: Chirsty essien Igbokwe Dead by armyofone(m): 6:37pm On Jul 01, 2011
RIP, you will be missed.
Family › Re: I Urgently Need Ur Advice On My Husband And His Ex-girlfriend by armyofone(m): 6:20pm On Jul 01, 2011
OP, pls put an end to it before it even get started i mean deal with your husband. i pity any ex that will come near my guy grin. by the i get done with both of them huh, they will know khaki is not leather grin
Health › Re: 33m Nigerians Defecate 1.7 M Tonnes Of Feaces In Open Spaces Annually - Unicef by armyofone(m): 12:06am On Jun 30, 2011
in this age!! oh eyaaa!!
see as typhoid dey kill person, shi.t flowing in undecided to rivers and pple using such water for cooking and drinking and they say why i love my Amerikah huh undecided

SemperFI
Food › Re: Why Is Caviar So Expensive by armyofone(op): 12:03am On Jun 30, 2011
ummm, i have eaten cavair bo. fish egg is fish egg grin grin
MrBJAY, are you up for cavair dinner? grin
Food › Re: Which will you prefer BEEF OR PORK?? *Your View/thoughts Towards Pork?* by armyofone(m): 12:02am On Jun 30, 2011
Pork ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ribs oh yeah yummy. give me a baby back ribs on a hot summer afternoon grin
Family › Re: As Parents, Do We Buy Into This? by armyofone(m): 6:44pm On Jun 28, 2011
very interesting topic. I'm on a visit to my sis who is currently looking for a private school for their 3years old. one school they went to was abt 18k for 3years old!!! i was like oh my GOD!! whathuh so expensive. i was reading abt the sch and i saw top rich pple send their kids there. money good o grin
i think i'm moving over, after ngba ukwu, having babies are on my mind and already dreaming of this school grin i love what i saw.
Nairaland General › Re: >> Nairaland Oldbies Meet Here 2006-2009 Section by armyofone(m): 2:13pm On Jun 28, 2011
lol, tongue
wait till the igbo clear off your system egbon

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