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welcome back, have your seat sir. You are on a ride just hang in there.

maybe you mean take home exam OP? That take home exam is not funny at all o. if projects this and that no kill you for oyinbo school eh.
Nigeria school system should be upgraded, imagine teaching with chalk and blackboard

dayo, she e wo ni yin ni pix to wa ni profile e, amugbo!

place where cops are no jokers, you knnow i can catch you cheating and land you one hot slap and call the cops still for you.

coogar:
where are you?

I feel like eating fish egg. i love fish eggs when i was growing up and remember eating catfish egg. is catfish egg poor man's caviar? why it is an expensive stuff.
caviar lovers, where are you?

the cheating should be two way thing. not one person cheating and hidding things. thank God for where i am, you cheat, you are a goner  

someone once said the most dangerous thing in the world is an erect dykke. so they wouldn't listen, i mean can you imagine how the OP put how he got the woman pregnant?

i think the gates in nigeria homes uglifies them.

you even snapped the screen after you signed on in 2005 and use it as screen saver for remembrance huh, ha this one pass me
you be really alagba welcome back sha

a very bad father. if i were his mother, i will teach him a lesson for beating/hitting my child. must you punch him 30 times? hissssss

na lie!! they are marrying them in droves o. you never see  i will keep it and use the money do better thing that will cover the sadness of losing his pocket him  life is too sweet  to be crying over sour milk.

creamofluv:
some nigerian women eh, they damn right gold diggers with no values or moral, we are not talking about the rings worth, its about the value of the ring here, what if it was his late mother that gave the guy the ring to give to his love one.

And this ring has got a sentimental value and you gonna break up with the guy and say you gonna keep the ring?

No wonder alot of guys in diaspora dont wanna marry nigerians and you wonder why.

ha, mo gbe!! o pari!!
and you think you are fit to raise him with how you put this word? you guys sef always puzzle me 

kaybaba:
I met her by chance and to my surprise i had a sex with her once. During and after the pregnancy i didn't denied her we lives together for almost a year,during that time i discovered that i cannot live the rest of my life with her base on her character and her upbringing. i didn't married her, no introduction no engagement no dowry.

leave the boy with granny, pay to the school he is going to yourself, to get him prep for boarding school. send money for his feeding and upkeeps to granny. taking the child to your new home is another pot of soup o.

@ Wallie your list was soooooooooooooooooooo hilarious, i'm guilty of all of them but i will be changing since it cost money

@ topic hehehe

in the US, it is the AC during summer and Heat during wintertime.
if you go to some pple's home, ha hotness will quench you. they use fan for this type of heat and dress extra layer for the winter.
kai, not funny at all.
there is a way to keep the temp without incurring extra bills.
went to a friend's home and asked to use her bathroom. i sat to do my business and as usual looked around . i saw an aging bucket in the tub and small plate inside. she told me they charge her for water so she use the bucket for her bath. i was like eh? must be hard out there.

I love techno. I grew up with a parents who love Techno and their fav is Lipp Inc  . Recently went to youtube looking for them lol. What I saw made me laugh  Our home then was always blaring of their music. I'm looking to buy and ship some techno stuff to him. Come on in Techno fans. Post your techno music and let's dance 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izWRKl06XEY&feature=related

Wow! wow! lovely dance step wahali

our foremothers were so cheated with their husband marrying more women, wasnt fair at all. we are doing away with it.
it would be fair if our forefathers had many wives and our foremothers had many husbands . . ., afterall each had one private each.
not fair for one man to be hitting different kongos without the woman hitting on different pekele/koboko too  

dayokanu:
Our forefather had the luxury of marrying multiple wives and shinning different Kongos daily.

But moddern day men are so cheated that we have to be stuck to just one Kongo. Its bad pele

Is everyone watching Casey Anthony's case? i just hated what is going on. court case all over the cable news and no ending in sight, why can't someone just owe it up and accept they kill the tot and take the punishment?
what kind of mother whether young or old goes parting, shopping at the mall etc while your less than 3 years old girl went missing and didn't report it?

either her or her parents were responsible for the death of the baby girl but why is their life so important and not that of the child? some mothers huh!

@ odunnu
wow! @ baka mare
long time for me to use that word in real to anyone. i'd like to have the chance to use that again 'sai ba ka mare fa'

abeg give dayo 5 mare for me. a real Hot rago

to each, her own   for me, if it is stinky expensive ring, no way to return it. but if it is cheap, i'd return it real quick,  
na me go wear ceap fake ring

No i wouldn't. is he going to return all bedwork she gave his manplus? no point of return.
it's payback for the good times.

mu he he
we shall see after Isaiah chapter 4

ferdiii:
really? these things amaze me a lot. Anyway no be by force, let us wait for Isaiah 4 to set in well.

dayokanu:
The sausage in between my legs should be enough for you.

Can we get Wells fargo to finance your dowry and you would co-sign the loan

well fargo ko HSBC ni me cosign ke, not my portion

my french teacher. that lady was just a meany punished everyone in the class because someone said 'como sava ti de"
como sa'va in french, ti de in yoruba. she overheard it and asked who said it? we just didn't know who did so we were all punished. no class all day and she left for her home leaving us kneeling down in the sun.

Any amt my parents request for is fair. a good man who can bring home the bacon shouldn't complain.
but in a perfect world, i'd like to have a say in how much is being paid on my head.

ha! i thot osisi already gave your hands to her nna brother for marriage, welcome to okoro house.

i laugh die

godfadda6:
I can but agree with all that has been said, Nigerian girls especially the ones that came from Nigeria abroad are so damn or outright snobbish, they come and use only 3months and the have this fake accent.

I recently bumped into an old school friend of mine in times square (NY) this was a girl we schooled in abeokuta together, they sayed in Sagamu, she had her elementary school in ayetoro oh, na OSU she go Uni oh, she has just been in the states for maybe 18months tops, she started fuming with this very fake "garage american accent", well i felt she don dey watch Cosby show maybe, next she told me not to compare her to Nigerian ladies cos she likes mountain climbing, scuba diving, horse riding and all sorts, I was like, how many days this one don stay here!
I felt so ashamed cos i was like this is very "petty",

Me i just feel it's just one nasty attitude borne out of partial illeteracy and this "I-never-thought-I will-make-it-here" syndrome,

and when they see you with a small "cocoye" they start beefing telling you how whites have flat this, flat that, smelly odour and all that, any day anytime, if i'm overseas, give me a whity, if i dey naija, give me an "agenebode chick" at least dey have light skinned ones like oyinbo!

so sad, hope they are able to do something abt the water so that life will go on quickly. the flooding in the US, Army Corps of Engineers are always at work. Hopefully the Nigerian Army Engineers will do something to help.

aha! they are now comparing naija gals to AA gals , smh and laughing so hard. no need to compare. let's not start my brothers
let's me just be in a reading mode bo, make una carry on.

@ dayo ezigbo nmadu, ezigbo oyi   in summer   carry go bo.
na everybody you dey call Amarachi, Nwanyioma. you called Ifyalways the same, eyaaa

see what the problem is now
ijaw girl, wait till you see what part of the car he is sitting in o before you send him an email o
na today?

may da Lord help una 

make i go gym jare, na better man with head for him shoulder we dey pray for phew
better day will come for una, amin.

why wasnt he se.xting with his wife faraway? those things he did with other women, he could have channeled to Huma.
it is so conflicting you know, women are trying hard to build a life of their own (modern day woman) and still play wife. i guess since the man is making real good money, she should have stayed at home and wait for Michele Obama dinner list of congressional wives
well, he played too far.
she is just starting her career. he should have been traveling with her. afterall that's what women do.
for a young woman, working with older women is not funny sha.

how can i watch it?