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Laura the  rapper 
John the ripper, naija hiphop is child's play  the way they imitate DMX  is very amusing
i'd prefer Nigeria R&B or Nigeria country music

lol, ha we wan know wetin naija man dey do for bed now no be only oyinbo dey do am.

kai, o ga oo

2mch:
Very disgusting thing for your Wife to do. WTF! Big turn off there. Maybe she does not like it and did not know how to tell you. Hence the fart. WTF though

ewoooo large fart for that matter. the lady is so

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=722810.msg8809537#msg8809537 date=1311872934]disgusting op.

why do we need to know where your mouth goes.

keep your secrets secret, thank you.

s.tupid thread.[/quote]  

kuru kere kuru kere ni ologbo si wo igbo lo

ride on pals

I'm so terribly hungry of:

Agidi and Beans
Agidi and ofe Okro
Agidi and moin moin

how do i make agidi or where do i buy it? please post recipe, thanks.

ifyalways don dey categorize farting now
very funny to me lol. oh lordy OP take it easy

hello Ronke, i feel you too my sister
make we leave bashy to continue to mistreat him wifey.
one day be one day, monkey go go market and him no go come back  

ronkebp:
Armyofone, wahlai we can roll together as friends, lol,  , i feel you too much,

tried it 2 days ago, came out well. only problem, no measurement so i ended up with lots of left over beans
thanks OP for posting. i'm running late will post a question later

alrighty ooo i forgot (not really ) you have your property in your father and mother's name. puzzles what kind of woman you have as a wife, but whatever rocks your submarine ship my friend  . i pray to have your type (one with wayward and outdated personality), by the time i'm done refining you eh,  

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=710353.msg8808408#msg8808408 date=1311864672]@Dayokanu thanks jare i always like reading from the likes of you and other reasonable African/Nigeriam men jare maybe if the properties are in my Father or mother name you will ask me to leave and my mother will not chase you our of her house,  i dey laff ooo your name will be memunat then[/quote]

dayo, you've said that before in some or many threads how you will dribble any lady. anyway, mine is i wouldn't cheat, if you cheat, you are a goner and if you want to fight it, bring it on, don't forget you are dealing with a mad/scorned black woman too  

also don't get the thread twisted we are talking abt cheating men eh

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=710353.msg8808255#msg8808255 date=1311863492]@ronkebp and armyofone you are birds of the same feather,  you  are getting married in order to be able take all what the guy have is that not it? ok let me put it this way you got married to the guy because he is rich and can provide anything you need,  and maybe after few years of your marriage you try to set the guy up with one of your friend sister maybe in a club,office or anywhere and the girl wll be flirting all over the places in order to fulfill her paid job and since you know what you are doing and where you are driving at you will be going about all the places the guy is and trying to find one single excuse and that why you employ the girl service and with just a simple hug between the guy and the girl then that is the only proof you need and you chase him out of his house he work so hard for abi,  God punish some women and if i have the opportunity to come back to the world an gonna remain in Africa and no court marriage Shikena[/quote]You are way too funny. no need for long word. just don't cheat on the woman you are with.

i think you both should have laughed the farting off.

in africa/nigeria you can mess up and still be king. where i am, you are a big time goner. you mess up, you leave the house!! yes, you are leaving our home in just your boxer if that's what you got on you know, i can drag you through all the courts of the land if need be, i have the means to fight if i want anyway, a man with head on his shoulder is what we pray for not some ragamuffins from isale gan gan wey dey make mouth for cyber and come jam real ogbologbo for real life mu he he.

jennykadry:
How do you 'toast' these girls with this your upside down English? they definitely must be low level "tuwo" sellers

Your supposed wife must be a sahara desert brought up with no exposure or brain

laughing out so loud

and that can be adjusted too
after a good dose of work on his you know, she can get that adjusted
see your playboy guy is still crying

Richvkunt:
^^^
Happens all the time.
That is why rich guys now make ladies sign a prenup agreement.

35 years old for a female is reaching her last bus stop?? who told you that it applies in this age not really. she is just at the begining. the problem is her man not wanting to have kids. she has to dig deeper into the reason behind his not wanting babies.

my ikokore, and you think it is fair to be phocking outside your marriage alone? why not let your wife do the same. and if she is doing the same no vex if you catch her .
to the one who thinks he is a smart asz guy, play on. just as you are doing the phocking secretly, maybe your madam is enjoying her own too. two can play that game.
i wouldn't cheat on anyone. but if you cheat on me, you are a goner

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=719115.msg8776226#msg8776226 date=1311450677]Which other ways?. Hiring DayoKanu?.[/quote]medical such as attaching fake kunt? possibility for repair if she can afford it.

clemcykul:
circumcision does not determine the level at which a woman can enjoy s*x.

its just to get a man who knows how to works wit his fingers and tongue. .s**x sometimes is not all about penetration.


i wish her fun and bliss in her luv life.

short term maybe long term, how long will the guy continue with his tongue and fingers?

so funny thread. I'm sure Amy must be laughing in the spirit world
and thanking you all here for making her day.

ummm, like western countries havent done enough killing me with package food
i havent tried it, prefer washing my own beans with my original small mortar and pestle mom packed into my suitcase

who need a lab when i can get my dose of science on NL. Lab assistant, close the lab jor i'm learning here
you guys should have use science to help Amy, i will miss her style of makeup

geraway. now share that hemp you sniffing, irie mon

is it just moi, i think OP is dayokanu? very likely

cheaters, cheat on. just make it fair by allowing your better half indulge in the rompings.

rip.

why not otu oji
amu ocha? eh ify?
who will play kalo kalo with dk and not get spoilt

[quote author=gorky_park link=topic=717381.msg8767942#msg8767942 date=1311342803]I have but a few things to say; as I'm not one to air dirty laundry like OP has done here. Most of the posts here were utter lies. The rest is barely misunderstanding. Response regardless, I'm never posting on this thread again. But my brothers & sisters who've cared so much to respond also deserv. To know the truth.

1. I never asked for Unclad pics nor cald girls @ night

2. Never cheated (may've made some mistakes earlier in the marriage which I deemed causuall jokes to female friends, but know better now). I stood corrected since then.

3. I returned @ 11:58pm on our anniverssary becos I was working (before God & man, I must've 'flown' 3rd mainland bridge in 4mins) and drove like a maniac because I didn't want trouble). But trouuble it was as usual. Curses, screaming, vioelence etc

4. I'm not sure it's being muslim, but NLers, is it only christians who believe in power of the tongue and what proceeds from our mouths? In my home, statements like the fff are commonspeak.
- "I pray by God's grace, armed robbers will kill you"
- "I am the unluckiest woman in the world, to've married you"
- "You will never see anything good"
- "you are a miserable life, and you'll continue to be"

5. "Marriage brought him luck". If how I live on a daily in my home is definition of LUCK. I'd rather not be lucky

6. Empathy is why I cdnt tell my 8th month pregnant wife I got laid off. Many friends and
colleagues advised I do so as well. Thank God she found the letter (I never hid) on my dressing table; and took it calmly.

7. DSTV increment to N4,800 had me leave change of N200, when the teller didn't have any. On giving account of monies spent @ home, I said it was 5k. I recalled and told her myself later "oh, it's actually N4,800 not 5k. Dude had no change". I haven't gotten over this for 5months, as she rants every minute boout how I lied on DSTV bills *smh*

8. I spent a 350k gift for baby shower? Lie from pits of hell! If I knew or cd access that figure now, I'll find a way to improve status quo, business and otherwise ASAP

9. Lastly, she confessed to me a year before our wedding that she dated (or almost did) this colleague of hers, who's now rumored to be HIV positive. Now I should be held accountable for giving her HPV/warts?, *if only it could be diagnosed on men*

All , I cannot respond to as I type from my phone. The violence has increased through the years, she slaps the hell outta me very often (without retaliation of course). Wwhen the rave and rants begin, I've learned to stay silent and not say a word. This further aggravates her to smashing things and slamming doors. Screaming till all neighbours wake up. She often locks me out and refuses to open despite pings, texts, calls and thunderous door knocks? And now Nairalanders shd believe "sometimes he doesn't sleep at home and leave me and my child home alone". Fellaz, help me advise her to throw in a wrapper next time, maybe I'll consider sleeping on the staircase.

I've barely operated a bank account since I got married, cause I bring all I earn home, (In cash) to my family for bills, welfare and sustainance. Now all I hear is "Ibought u this shirt, I paaid for this, please leave my PC alone" *laughs*

However not proud, but yes I drink. I never came home to cause or react to violence. I find peace in hanging out and watching soccer with pals and colleagues. Besides, if this green bottle brings me more joy than sitting @ home all weekend, I'll raise my glass.

I'll not return to this thread nor respond to anything. If you have any advice for us, the poster lurks around the thread for a pity party. Kindly do so in good faith, as God will infinitely bless you. BTW I need him right now and more everyday

GP[/quote]

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I like the 'fear ground kemgbe' Mr. Zik was wearing