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sitting in the passenger seat is tantamount to not being able to bring the bacon home,  next time OP, take the driver seat 
learn from your mistake 

carpool or not (e be like say the gas price don dey bite our brothers hard ooo) there are owners and there are passengers

make i find trouble small, 

you wey amala don skatter your head and beer don do havoc for ya bodi. you fit do push up so?
wayo wayo wayo!! you know you can't afford to pay the dowry. no need for small talk.
sure, you have to serve the country
i forgot say na lack of money keep you single, eyaaa. hang in there, better day will come.
jor lo joko ja ki a gbo ro jare.

smh, stop being gutterish. your mate are married you dey here dey pursue yarinya anyhow,

Gekko:
from my observation some are rude and some are sweet but the rude ones are in the majority especially the ones that migrated from back home.
Just recently i tried to chat up a girl after a party while sitting in my buddies car, she goes "see you in passenger seat trying to talk to me" then she
sizes me up, rolls eyes, sucks teeth and walks away , all i can i do is shake my head and laugh. the homie was furious I had to restrain him from blasting
her with some unkind words, i told him its not worth it, her loss.

I guess the idea of car pooling doesn't sit with her.

now i cant help but laugh so hard at bolded

yeah, so happy she didn't come stand by him as he dropped his career. i like her style unlike others who will come stand by them (like i was there when your weenie was scratching you). did you see his eyes when he was coming in for the announcement? looked ashamed, served him right. wish nigeria will do same and stop glorifying rambling randy men phocking around *hiss*

shekara gwoma, yaya aiki

Abi o, very cheap, 1 glass of magarita one opeke asked of him, he came here writing epistle of 2nd corinthians you never jam OP

threw 20years career down the drain, now am mad

<<<<<<<<<<< sigh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

i dont see anything wrong marrying a white woman. you've dated them, why not marry them?
is it the food (tired of frozen food and pizza?) that is drawing you back home? careful cuz bone fit shook you for throat.

abi o. give dem a mile and they go the whole nine yard like God only gave them 3rd legs so stinky womanizers.
OP, she is trying to tame the hawks be happy

Ebony, how now and how summer going, ku ise ooo.

let him go but keep the baby. i pray you can take care of the baby yourself.

i don't think african culture allow polygamy. pple do stuff and overtime it becomes their lifestyle. many women in africa do not have resources like their western sistahs. if it is true that it is allowed, why do they fight all the time among themselves? have you been to a poly home before? do you see the headache? who want that kind of life? african men just go ahead and bring women home without consulting their 1st wife. why? he knows that the 1st wife will not agree to such. when the new woman comes in, the first wife has no choice more than to put up with it.
Extramarital affair is never okay no matter how we twist it. if you are fed up with your wife/husband, going the extramarital way is not the best option.

i love wateryam there are variety of wateryam itself. i rembember 3 diff kind of wateryam. they have similar skin type though.
the whitish ones are great for akara, ikokore, etc. now am hungry of wateryam.

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counting calories in nigeria food/meal is hard. i mean how many cups of rice do you want to cook. i think adult should eat 1/4 cup of rice for a meal. but then that 1/4 cup will be like nothing on your plate. the taste of nigerian stews are so delicious. . . so that 1/4 cups is nothing 
now how many slice of our white bread? half slice of bread or 1 slice of bread. no butter, no jam, no peanuts butter  .
as for beans, i heard we should eat it more. but guess what, a lil beans will fill you anyway unlike rice.

now our soup is one huge huddle  we cook our soup so rich with assorted stuff. egusi soup will have goat meat, shrimp, dried fish, ponmo, cowleg etc. imagine counting calories for that one, me no fit now how much per serving to eat, i don't know but would love to know. i love cooking nig meals esp serving friends and family.

anyway, OP make sure you work out as you eat. cut everything you eat into half of it. if you are used to eating one full plate of rice, eat half. invest in vegetables and salad (no dressing). plain vegetable is  i don't know which nig greens you could eat raw.
raw spinach is superb.

learn to measure your cookings. make sure you invest in measuring spoons and measure everything you cook.
moderation is the key.

come see analysis of GM 101

rhymz:
Actually, he-goats are more expensive than their female counter part prolly cos of the difference in tast and the fact their meat is soft and takes less time to cook compared to the she-goats whose meat is strong and takes more time and ingridients to cook. My mum usually says that it will take twice the amount of ingridients used in cooking a he-goat to cook a she-goat.
Another thing if some of you habe noticed is that there is usually a time the he-goat's "offensive"(cos me i don't find it offensive sha) smell becomes very strong that one can percieve it from miles away, they smell strong when thet are in their "heat period", usually early in the morning and night time when they want to mate the she-goat. I think the increase in smell comes from more testosteron production. Another thing is the difference between the native goats and the conventional Hause agric goats(the ones with long legs and usually brown). I ve eaten goat meat long enough to know that the native goa
ts taste way better and oozes more strongly than the agric.
Anyway, goat meat is way better and more nutritional than pork and beef.
It is the best meat for egusi soup and very good too for stew, mumsi uses it a lot for stew in my house. Then the pepper soup is mehn, delicious to say the list. If you want to enjoy goat-meat pepper soup, look for an Anambra woman that does the ish in any restaurant-bar, mehn those women are endowed with culinary skills that can only be rivalled by calabars.

na you dey teach goat buyer Ogidiboy abt gm?  he drove his mom to afia ewu for Texas go buy 1 live goat o
True sha i like gm for ofe egusi and stew. i miss it but tonite, i'm going to get me Jamaica curry goat for dinner.

what else do men want, with a beautiful and well educated woman as your wife, what do you want again
i'm beginning to get real angry at menfolk, i mean why are they carried away by women not as beautiful as their wife?

less than one year marrige and he is already phocking on tweeter smh and rme

i just dont think it is right for them to acquire material crazily. a modest home of 3 bedrooms and things you need is okay. what's with the swimming pool and Aircraft anyway when there are nice beaches and planes all over the place  let's say they got rich from selling their books etc why not donate those spoils to the society?

many kids around the world, Nigeria, US, UK, etc go to bed hungry and we have pastors getting rich and building huge home here on earth smh, sad sad.

Egusi soup with goat meat

that pix make me oh Lordy Lordy! i miss ogbono soup. nothing like hot ogbono soup with hot akpu, pounded yam, semovita or hot yellow garri eba.

when i saw the chi chi, bedbug first came to mind, ewww that smelly thing.

dayo, carry go jor.
got to run, laterz.

you never taste better meaty part my sister. you should o. lol at no oily balls
i did it with a straight face. it's like eating oxtail now, no be nama? sadly they don't sell those around here i would have love to get me plenty to make stew.
i have seen parts but nothing like cow balls yet.


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Salivatingly waiting, please no oily balls oh,


ha Dear Lord, how can I ever get this imprint permanently removed from my brain, eurghhh, Hauwa this is not fair oh, how do you even start to eat the thing sef, bet you can't do it with a straight face [/quote]

i can cook any meal but that's not my job.
ta lo fe daku ninu kitchen, not my portion.

harsh? from a jellyfish? his sting no get pawa.
na only phock you sabi, onye ara. honeymoon isn't only for that. we will be together strolling by the beach and planning the future, yeye guy

all is fair in love and war. nice of him to have told you.
ask him what will be his reaction if you go out and do the same.
anyway forgive him, the devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.
but your man tried o, honeymoon day?? wow! not funny at all at all.
where were you? i thot couple doing honeymoon should so siamese twins i mean stay by his side all the time.

one thing i don't like is the way they do the trading. i thot there should be a market place. every side of the road is being raided by traders. such a sad sight

lmao
the thing come get k-leg . i thot it was ofe owerri
let's hope she can cook ila alasepo soup. now you making me hungry of okro soup.

i saw the pix too cute opeke. i hope she can come learn how to cook ofe owerri, his favorite soup

you didn't know?
there are o. only ogbologbo know.

someone  was saying then that he was born on a sunday cuz of his finess