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liking it here

happy val to all the ladies in the house

just laughing , nice one Ify. with my magala and uju's ngbala, i thot i heard magala because i love magala
i told myself maybe mom used magala cuz she too liked magala eh
psalm, oh nothing oh, smile. i hope you have memorised them by now.

seriously 5, looking real good

Uju thanks sooooooooooooooo much lol wow, it's nice singing it again and better too, my corupt memories

psalm, why you no thank me now, not fair now. so cuz i no use mother tongue i no count












thanks again Uju (your name always brings ofe ujuju to mind )

i heard this song from my mom can't type it in igbo but it

who has the child that is crying
i am the one who has the baby that is crying
bring oziza, bring pepper
bring magala in soup

bla bla can't remember it anyone?

the guy is getting his jives on here. randy as ever, i pity your gfs

dayokanu mi, would you have preferred she went for abortion? let's just say now that the kids are here (twins for that matter) the right thing to do is for the guy to be around even if to provide the 20 dollars for store brand diapers, common now.
carry your condoms with you always o, this when you dey do so no carry belle give anyone biko

dayokanu and sagamite are against anything to make life easy for a woman.

OP, hope you have his SS number. for now take care of yourself and your babies and your work. much later, get a PI to fish him out and sue for child support 

not every woman is ghettolistic (not every woman use your donated child support for manicure/pedi, handbag, hairdos etc so relax.

i missed this 210 pages of fun where have i been

any NL in Anchorage?

don't ask,  dont tell 
[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=288053.msg7672800#msg7672800 date=1296924324]Are you a Marine?

If you are, I was contemplating joining the marines, but decided that I will probably join the air force.[/quote]be proud to serve.
go to the nearest base and report yourself.

why wouldn't there be agression/worst kind when no light, no water, no moto, no food, no anything in obodo nigeria.
see what our mothers went thru

maybe the agression wouldn't show and men such as the OP wouldn't notice if you have a supporting man? CC what do you think?

dayokanu:

what did i do eh,
how are you

Uju, thanks for answering that mugo park called dk 
simple question you asked him, who wan suffer? but you know, nigeria man likes sufferhead woman. it was inscribed in their DNA

Saga, lol to the cartoon you sent
we are the cow and you guys are the lil chicken 
see the cow eating it with relish, i'm going to roast, grill, cook, pepperize mine 

who told you we cant have it all, sh.it don hit fan so we know a great deal that 1 not 2 can play that game.
yes we can

lie lie  12dollar for kfc meal na lie unless you ordered the bucket meal with all the sides eww, you must be weighing 300lbs by now 

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=597805.msg7660652#msg7660652 date=1296747559]you're wrong. It's about $12, what do you usually get? [/quote]how are you sisi

singing and humming

''you can eat your cake and have itttt, you can eat your cake and have it, oh yeah baby, you surely can eat your cake and still gat it

singing and whistling you can yes yes you can babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

poster of thread, first mistake: shouldn't have eaten nada out of it before posting. eat half apa and snap half apa/ese to post is not right. some of us are not in naija so u should have posted the whole pix for us to see and judge

kfc is expensive here so i undy. their flat iron styled grilled chicken is pricy. that salad looks yummy. is that the eqiv to kfc coleslaw?

stop taking her calls. let her leave you a msg after 20 unanswered messages, she will go away.
by the way, ask of how she is doing, hubby/kids instead of allowing her to rabble or go into the memory lane. when she is done talking, tell her your gf/fiance is on the other line that you will call her back then hug up.

you are in UK so you should know better bo

SemperFI

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=288053.msg7650297#msg7650297 date=1296617302]IAV Stryker [/quote][quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=288053.msg7642619#msg7642619 date=1296512681]M1 Abrams

Who wants to go against this? Not me I must say. . .[/quote]

it is the internet. really hard for most pple to know how old the other person is so they insult or carry out gutterish language like the ware sellers at oshodi market

tpia lol, but elders/old pple too do worst

ever seen the white old ladies/folks dole out curses? lol

just go bargain with an old person selling stuff at the market in naija, o Lord

i try not to bargain when buying things from an old person

western old folk are cool though until you hit your lady (they don't hestitate to dail 911). love their dress style on sunday morning

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how do our parents know the goat is a she or he, matured etc??

the list is not bad for a guy who got head on his shoulder.

why should you be taking from the wallet when you are the manager and controller of the house. please take on my sister, it is good for your health.

about time we see pretty women in nigeria politics bo. way to go Bianca.
worworish ones, give way

Ebony, thank you for saying it as it is jare.
and they will be having that air of 'we are the best God has given to nigeria woman race since omo/soda soap"

sagalicious mon, what have i done again?
how are you by the way?

sense of humor yeah, but nigerian guys lack it. they like their fake sarcasm and snide comment which unfortunately make them the only one laughing.

Ify, so you don reach that stage wey you take kaikai dey cook, eyaaaa odikwa serious o

Amala, ones made from green plantain nicey nicey. i like the color
the process to make it less shooky na wahala 

poster, it will take you making it all the time to be perfect.

just follow the above method, do it all the time and you will get it right.

you know nigerians don't like painting home lol. so my guess is they re painted the house and put cement for ground when heard their 'long lost daughter' was coming  . come see that place short after the daughter don go back
i just like the picture. she is happy anyway which is more important.

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=587084.msg7570128#msg7570128 date=1295536767]www.nairaland.com/attachments/379381_3hmo_jpgb6360f2591e20f7f413054b037b30741

The man has a nice house in his village. He is very smallish and why are all  his children taller than him?. The woman at the extreme left is more than 50 and looks good and better than everyone in that picture. I suppose she is his wife since the long lost daughter is presumed to be his first child when he was a student in America.[/quote]

buzugee:
are you for real ? lmao if the man had been in the usa all that time he will be dead by now. if no be hypertension, it will be diabetes or cancer or arthritis or gout. how many 80 year old black men in america can handle 13 kids, 2 wives and still be able to walk on their own ? dont feel sorry for the man. he is enjoying his life. i can bet you that even in his younger days, he didnt look that different from now. he probably was a small man.

lol so blackmen are dying like fowl during raining season like that in the US
nnameeee