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Hello!
Which image generator did you use here, please?
Thank you.

MindHacker9009:
lol! Then I doubt you know the full power of AI. Try AI to learn Digital Marketing and it will teach you more than the course you are going to pay for unless you want a certificate in Digital Marketing.

The image was generated with AI. The truth is that AI have taken over and many people are not aware of this yet.

Another person calmly & brazenly talking "factually" about something they havent a clue about.
One day, I will open a whole thread about these misconceptions & misinformation.

In the meantime, young & old, ladies & gentlemen, dont allow naysayers discourage you from reaching out to your dreams, travelling, broadening your horizons, reaching for the stars. Always remember: From (some) migrant's loins & genes came Rishi Sunak, Kemi Badenoch, Trump, Joe Biden, Elon Musk, Obama, Boris Johnson, etc etc. If not you maybe your child or grandchild??

Go on, carp diem

PEACE2023:
How many blacks are in those positions there?
Can you use it to compare when you are working in your country federal civil service?
Come to think of it, these guys doing dirty Jobs which majority of immigrants do, don't get promoted they only enjoy minimum wage when it goes up.
The 0.1% that gets good jobs are few.
Just to tip you, I have the ability to take all my family members abroad but I am not interested. There is no life there all na suffering. You can not give your children the best life there because they will abandon you at old people's home.
In Africa we train our children to look after us at old age that is parents children relationship.
Your children that you want to give the Best life can turn to gay, transgender and drug addicts.
If you have a gay, transgender and drug addicts, have you really given your children the best life?
Ask your self the simple question.
I own cars and still expecting a new car from the USA, I own houses and still building more.
I live my life and drink my champagne.
I live a healthy life.
What more should I look after that will reduce me to a second class citizen in abroad?
Going to abroad to clean old people yash and shit just to get dollars is it the life?
I have many white American friends who are disgusted about the useless life there kids live over there and the stupid government policies.
Are you better than Musk who wants a better life for Americans there by planning to move away from California because of the useless and stupid new Californian law on child sex?
Think Africa, think Nigeria.
Just add 40 year's to your current year now and tell me the life you will be living then.
Ifeanyi Uba with his dollar's and pounds is dead in the UK.
Why should you reduce your self to a dishwasher or grass cutter or refuse collector or cleaning shit and changing diapers just to make money that you will abandon when you die?
I am a Nigerian, I am an Igboman, I am a Biafran.
My dignity remains intact.

Better by FAR 🙌🏽

AcadaWriter0:
The BSc I obtained from Unilorin, along with my audit experience in Nigeria, helped me secure an audit job in Canada. My BSc was evaluated by WES, as shown below. Having a BSc from Nigeria, combined with relevant experience in reputable companies, can lead to job opportunities abroad if you have legal residency. Some professionals, such as nurses, doctors, auditors, tech specialists, and engineers, are even sponsored from Nigeria.

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How can people so brazenly tell falsehoods ehn? Teehahaha

Infotubia9ja:
Good question..

I hope I try to explain this as much understandable as I can for you.

You see all those doctors here in Nigeria right, they are not doctors when the relocate abroad. They get jobs as home care aid to nursing sick people. That is a different occupation far far from practicing as a doctor in America or Canada or UK.
Infact you can as well apply to be a home care assistant as well with your university degree from Nigeria which is considered a normal equivalent to diploma here. You just have to pass the nursing exam which I know a 200level university student from Nigeria can read the Q&A and pass as well.
What you do is simply take care of old people or mentally unstable people and make sure they don't poop on their self or when they do you change them and also make sure they take their meds regularly and also monitor them so they don't harm their self.
Anybody can do that job infact that is equivalent to a factory job if you don't know only this time you be more careful because you handling a human life and can be arrested and you go to jail if you flop because it is stated there in your agreement you sign before you start working.

If you want to be a doctor in these countries, you have to apply for a medical or a nursing program/ degree where you undergo the process from the begining according to the countries teaching regulations and standards, pass the necessary exams, go for your training practice, write another exam if you fail you have to retake it which happens very often because I have friends who it has happened to. Then luckily you pass them you go under the process to be a certified nurse or doctor depending on the field you choose.

I hope you get the point now. Merry Xmas and season greetings.

Commendable.

I wish it was the same at the embassy in Spain. Someone (who lives in an Eu country outside Spain) did his capture and dropped his passport at the Spain embassy over 4 months ago. He hasnt received his international passport nor heard "pinpin" from them since then & they dont take calls, nor respond to emails.

Sad.

press9jatv:
Nigerian 🇳🇬 man happy as he gets his passport in 24 hours. Kudos to Nigeria immigration ❤️👏🇳🇬



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYpxm_iN020

.com because it doesnt limit you.
And, sorry to say, appears more trustworthy (I think).

Good luck.

I dont understand, sir. Why cant he/she become an MD in USA, Canada or the Uk? Loads of Nigerians holding those positions in those countries atm.
(Sorry, if I didnt understand your comment.)

PEACE2023:
Can you become an MD in the place you are working in the USA or Canada or UK?
If he chooses anyone and grows there he can become MD or director and feed you even if you dey USA?

Nice article. Lovely website.
Thank you more especially for the article on the Fullstack web developer roadmap.

Let us talk soon please, as because of having my finger in more pies than is good for me at this (old) stage of my life, I might have some jobs to subcontract to you, (if your price is right).

Stay well.x

eseosa101:
First of all I want to clarify that I did not stop accepting every single project but I personally have become more selective in accepting projects as a web developer and here is why

https://www.mreseosa.com/en/blog/selective-with-projects

Hey. Just checking up on your mom (and you).
The Lord God dwells with you.

jogojogo:
My younger brother passed on almost a month ago after being admitted for 3 month at UCH Ibadan. The young man was in his twenties who just wrote is last paper in February. He was diagnosed of aplastic anaemia and was under medical attention untill he passed on.

The death came to us with deep sorrow and pain. I have tried to move on even though it's difficult. I still cry every day secretly but my biggest concern right now is how to get my mother to move on. She has remain unconsolable as every morning I could hear her cries as early as 4.00am daily. I had to be with her in her room talking to her.

Soon, I will be travelling and I am worried she may never find any reason to be happy.

I have spoken to her in my little wisdom and don't even know what else to be telling her.

I need our advice please on how better to handle this and what can be done to effectively help the situation

Nice. There's always something new to be learnt.
Add me, please.
Thank you.

Y'all Nairaland's Pentesters/Ethical Hackers, are you as wonderful as you dazzle us with on Nairaland? Or are you just only mouth no action?

If you really can deliver, please apply for this job. I called them and they said:
1. The wage is the same wherever you are working from.
2. Remote means "remote". You can work from anywhere in the world.
3. Once you are qualified, the application/recruitment is a level playing ground.
I just cant help imagining a Nigerian resident clinching this role. I will do thanksgiving even if I dont know you!!

The link to the job advert:
Check out this job at Opus Recruitment Solutions: https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/3673191980

#####Not Gpt. Those are further explanations which open.ai didnt add and which anyone not in cybersec wont understand and cant add to expatiate or explain.

Also lots edited (out/in) for Nigerian milieu.

Thank you for your observation. Do, please, include your own contribution to help him set up his business as best as he could.

emoboy4u:
GPT....na wao

Here's an overview to help you get started:

1. **Market Research:** Understand the cybersecurity landscape in Nigeria. Identify the demand for cybersecurity services, potential competitors, and target clients.

2. **Business Plan:** Create a detailed business plan outlining your company's goals, services, target market, pricing, marketing strategy, and financial projections.

3**Services:** Define the range of cybersecurity services you'll offer. This could include penetration testing, security assessments, consulting, training, and incident response.
###Im assuming you've a grounding in cybersec. At least, you must have passed your CISMP or equivalent.
Also visit TryHackMe & play around.
If you havent any grounding in cybersec, forget it. Or how else will you know which cybersec you are offering your potential clients? Pentesting (ethical hacking)? Vulnerability scanning? Soc analyst? Etc

4. **Legal Requirements:** Register your business with the appropriate government authorities, obtain any necessary licenses or permits, and comply with taxation regulations.

5. **Company Structure:** Decide on your business structure (e.g., sole proprietorship, partnership, limited liability company) and register accordingly. This will impact your liability and taxes.

6. **Location and Office Setup:** Choose a suitable location for your office. Ensure it meets your operational needs and is accessible to clients and employees.
###Could be remote too. But work it all out before starting at all.

7. **Skilled Workforce:** Hire skilled professionals with expertise in cybersecurity, including ethical hackers, security analysts, and consultants.

8. **Technology and Tools:** Invest in the necessary technology, software, and tools required for providing cybersecurity services.

9. **Marketing and Branding:** Develop a strong brand identity and create a marketing strategy to reach your target audience. This could include building a professional website, using social media, and attending relevant industry events.

10. **Client Relationships:** Build and maintain relationships with clients by delivering high-quality services and excellent customer support.
####cant overemphasise customer support. It can make or break your company.

11. **Partnerships:** Consider partnering with other businesses, such as IT companies, to expand your service offerings and reach a wider audience.

12. **Compliance and Regulations:** Stay updated on cybersecurity regulations and compliance standards in Nigeria to ensure your services meet legal requirements.
###and international laws too as many companies worth working with have international partners. And laws of those lands must be understood and up to date with too!

13. **Cyber Insurance:** Consider obtaining cyber liability insurance to protect your business and clients in case of data breaches or other cyber incidents.
###you must be ready for this as hackers get more sophisticated and more desperate daily. This one, ehn?

14. **Continuous Learning:** Cybersecurity is a rapidly evolving field. Encourage ongoing professional development for your team to stay up-to-date with the latest threats and trends.
###this one alone ehn, will keep you permanently on your toes with sleepless nights. Threats, vulnerabilities, etc are so many. Those are the identified ones alone and then there are the ones we call Zero-day attacks. These are fresh from the bakery. Daily, hot, fresh. Lol.

Good luck!❤

Raylight2:
I do not know if this is the right section to post this but then , I want to start a Cybersecurity firm. Is there anyone in that field that can give me a guide on how to go about this.

Hello!

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Theebz:
Are you a cybersecurity enthusiast with a passion for the digital world and it vulnerabilities? We're on the lookout for skilled individuals to join our hacking team and play a pivotal role in fortifying online security. If you have the heart of a hacker, technical prowess, and an insatiable curiosity, we're eager to hear from you.
send a mail to keeperthecoin@gmail.com

Hmmm....this is hard. My prayers & heart are with you & your mum.

But the truth is she will never ever get over the loss, neither would you. But in time, she will learn to live with it. And she will still cry those bitter tears for some time. The time is still too short for her to stop those cries. Matter of fact tis better that she's letting the pain out.

You know why Im so certain? 28 years ago, I lost my husband in a car crash and I havent forgotten him or the agony I have simply learnt to live with it. 15 years after his demise, I remarried a lovely wonderful man but occasionally, till now the pain especially when I imagine how he must have felt at the point of death (it was a motor accident) and thinking of all the might have beens, the pain is still deep and palpable and I weep, albeit briefly. And we are talking about a husband. Your mum lost a child. The loss of a child is the greatest agony a human being can experience in a lifetime.

Give her time. Im sure you know it doesnt mean she loves you any less. The feeling is just indescribable.

May the Lord God give your mum and you peace and the strength you need at this trying time.
May his soul rest in perfect peace.

Kí l'a gbé, kí l'ajù?
Ooh my goodness. Didn't realise the ill-trained, uncouth force was out on Nairaland that day. They cant discuss or converse without hurling insults.
Pathetic & Beyond sad.

InvertedHammer:
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Good for you. When you go for interview at McDonald's or Wendy's feel free to wear your pants on your head.

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What's this one not saying?
That's how they fail comprehension tests/exams.
Was the question about low employment rate?
Even if it was, you think our country's emoloyment rate is better than New Zealand's & Australia's? 😮🤣

Ps. And I dont need a visa. I havent lived in Nigeria in over 20years.

InvertedHammer:
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Did you say New Zealand and Australia?

Their visa application is open.

Some delusional fellas keep comparing countries with low unemployment with Nigeria. The odds are greatly stacked against you in Nigeria. Anyone who wants to play games with his or her livelihood is free.

/

More recently, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, has a tattoo on her upper left arm. The former Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott, has a tattoo on his shoulder.
*just adding to yours.

PPIA:
Theodore Roosevelt,
Franklin D. Roosevelt,
James K. Polk,
Andrew Jackson,
Dwight D. Eisenhower

All are president's of the U.S.A had tattoos

---

Then Justin Trudeau, former Canadian prime minister who left office in 2018 had a tattoo


Just stop living in primitivity

The Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, has a tattoo on her upper left arm.

The former Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott, has a tattoo on his shoulder.

*there are others, but Im citing these 2 examples because they can easily be confirmed by everyone who is interesting in doing so.
*** I have no tattoos. Simply answering the question (taking on a challenge).
**** Your wait is over!!!💃🏾

QuinModah:
Show me any world leader or ambassador with leg chain, nose Ring or Tattoo,

I will wait!

And 'twas your thread that gave me hope to follow my interest in coding despite my age (not that I've been able to get far, though . So if you are booking a seat on this thread, I'm booking a bench!

tensazangetsu20:
Following o. Make I come take some inspiration. Your thread then was one of the things that inspire me to learn coding.

What!? Why such intense venom? Kí l'a gbé, kí lẹ jù?

I'm sure the person who asked the question expected each person to answer for himself. How will I know of others' situations or priorities? Why would I be laughing about others'

In my own case, it is laughable. So I laughed - Heartily too! And with my head thrown back.

*A little mutual respect of each other on this platform would be nice, please.
Thank you.

PoliteActivist:
Well, that's you. Everybody is not you so don't laugh.
There are people have never had $5k in their account since going abroad, plus they have all sorts of problems and bad record.
Now you are offering such a person $40k plus a fresh clean start with no record, and you think they won't take it??

@Abroad people: will you relocate back home if given $40k?
� No. Thank you.

PoliteActivist:
Abroad people: will you relocate back home if given $40k?

Home guys: $40k to stay in Naija OR $1k to enter any country of your choice without papers. Pick one

Feezlaiman:
Yes you do

Thank you very much.

Hello.

Please does one have to go to Abuja (Finland Embassy) to process student's visa for Finland?

Thank you.

[Qquote author=Feezlaiman post=112720391] Hi, majorly the marriage certificate and birth certificate ( must be legalized with VFS). Proof of fund, proof that you have being living with your spouse for at least 2 years (tenancy agreement can suffice) ,reciept of school fees and a host of others. Can be found on the migri website.[/quote]

�️https://trulyremote.co/

What type of st...ity is this? So you think any wife or husband has it all/is perfect? And the solution to an imperfect spouse is infidelity? Shows how much you know about the marriage institution.
When you agreed to marry some1, you are saying, she/he is the best for me out there & Im marrying him/her despite her imperfections and forsaking ALL others. Bottom line - no man or woman is perfect. Quote me.

Like some1 here said, women should learn to shame the lily-livered faithless shameless men too, not only their obnoxious friends.

Nwodosis:
Madam, you can use all the derogatory won her but it will not remove the fact and the bitter truth that there is something that you are lacking and your husband has found that in her!

You started coding as recently as 2020!?

tensazangetsu20:
You get it. I really hate the gatekeeping on nairaland. It is even better now. It was much worst in 2020 when I started learning to code and people here were saying that getting a remote job was impossible.

Thank you.

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You still need to get people to visit first and see that it's "BETTER CONTENT." Also why the all capitals and even exclamations?

MrBrownJay1:
there is only ONE way: GET BETTER CONTENT!!!

Wonderful career projection/trajectory

Holumhidey:
I was born a pilot
I was forced to read pharmacy
And now I'm a womanizer

Perfectly. ���
Thank you.

Lalami3232:
I no go answer your question directly but I go use an illustration take reply you. E get one of security guy for my estate, I like he doing so so much and I decided to just help am. When I meet am, my first question was "guy u sabi read and write?"
He say YES he finish SS3, then I tell am say make E enter web development. I give am one old lappy and I install all the softwares put for inside for am. Today, the guy no dey do security job again. He dey intern for one small I.T firm and dem dey pay am 40K. Hopefully by next year when dem take am as a junior developer, he suppose begin earn a minimum of 100K because the firm na small one.
I believe this should answer ur question

Thank you for this info.

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