₦airaland Forum

CuriousMynd:
So you like her and all you have to offer is money but she's not impressed because she's looking for something deeper.

How do you go about it? Maybe the ladies can help with tip

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/as-a-guy-how-do-you-handle-a-woman-who-is-not-impressed-with-money.html

U've not made enough, to impress her! Double ur hustle!


It's like E-money, tryna impress Omosexy, Dangote, does a better job

BlackPantherxXx:
a $1million grant to ridicule your own country.

He shouldn't forget the sequels

"The Biafuroan Drug Lord"

"The Potopotorian BabySeller & Ritualist"

"The Aba Jewish Wh0res"

U're ending up, like those youths, who can't see anything, without a negative slant.

$1m, in Naija today, will reduce d number of Nigerian Prince available!

Op, u too make sense! The one, wey I like pass, na all that beans talk!



U begin to wonder, where all that brimming ambition went off too Some will even start blaming u, after scattering all ur best laid plans! Bitches

Imapearl:
having sex!

Just keep an open mind, abt having relationships. Most ladies who insist on locking up their hearts, tend to fall for playas! Na mostly playas, go ready sacrifice d kind of time n invest d kind of emotions, necessary to woo, babes like that.

1stola:
Baby dad


Bastard generation

Se, Adam n Eve were married? Isaac too, had an elaborate wedding ceremony? Or, d supposed wisest man in known history, d biblical king Solomon, was born after his parents got wedded!



All these unable bias sef, no dey tire una?

Seehydee:
See his head like "APOTI FEDECO"

Memories

I had one crazy CD player(with turntable) like that, in 2000. That's what my friends called it! Apoti Fedeco

aribitoye:
The grammatical errors in your write up shows that you are not intelligent

U fit no sabi English, make u get brain!


Na him write up, fall my hand!

daviesblaze:
Hear my advice.
Collect your certificate first before pushing through with this case.
if not you go here say, your certificate don lost oo

She's running her MSc, nothing wey dem go do am. Na wetin give her courage pass be that! If them no gree, we go sue them or sponsor another MSc program for am! Make she just share acct details!


Stand up to d fockers!

yomi96:
how can she? just like her boss, a failed polytechnic graduate, that plundered ogun state into debts and sold all the treasure bills. the only thing she is good at is using that stupid fake accent.

Well, she's been good in finding monies, to pay salaries n settle d FG's financial obligation

Wealthandjobs:
I am seeing trouble ahead of us if this serious cyber-bullying is not investigated and culprits punished. They hashtag the word Lazy and shared it with those whose profile and online comments confirm chronic hatred for President Muhammadu Buhari.
Facebook,Twitter and others should be investigated

Guy, chill. PMB, has weathered greater storms! As long as he remains true to his ideals n acts faster in removing inefficient n corrupt elements in his govt. The pple that will vote, know which side of their bread is buttered.

christabell18:
ok na...
BTW....first time to b d first to comment sha...

3rd to comment sef, no bad


OP, sha remember say, awoof dey run belle

naijng:
Apart from the ''lazy Nigerian Youths'' speech, the Vice-president was noted saying something akinda unpleasant.

The Vice President Yemi Osinbajo says that their is no bad record so far in President Buhari's administration.

Away from the #LazyNigerianYouths drama, the Vice-president has been quoted saying something noteworthy.

The Vice President, prof. Yemi Osinbajo said in the art of receiving the leadership of the Companion, an aasciation of Muslim Businessmen and Professionals, at his office in Abuja.

He said;
“One thing that is very sure now is that this presidency is not stealing and we have a President who is not stealing and will not steal. There is no corruption in the presidency under the current government. This kind of body language is what is saving this country a lot of money now. Like what is happening in JAMB, Customs, FIRS, NPA, FAAN, NIMASA where we have witnessed improved revenue collection and returns to govt for unspent resources. When we begin to deal with corruption in all facets of government particularly within the public sector, there will be a lot of improvement in our country. The government is also looking at improving ease of doing business to be able to attract more foreign direct investment over a period of time. All MDA’s will be made to submit their expenditure in line with the budget as well and in compliance with the accounting year”.

Source: http://naijawhistles.com/2018/04/20/i-see-no-corrupt…nt-yemi-osinbajo/

He whom d gods will destroy,


Why can't this govt, just chill on d controversies!

partnerbiz4:
I wonder what nairaland will do after Sunday when all is over.....

Say way, some pple wondered, what nl would do, should Tonto Dike calm down. She has n d news circle, is yet to dry up!

e7ejinima:
My response in bold pls



Some very quick ones:
Anything positive about Nigeria is the creation of younger generation, be it Nollywood or the thriving Nigeria hip-hop industry or the e-Commerce or Sports not forgetting the International fames won by the Chimamanda etc. The elderly in Nigeria should keep quiet or be reminded that they ruined this country with coups, dysfunctional constitution, nepotism, bribery corruption, just name it. The youths are ready to hustle in this destiny-killing contraption of a nation, the handiwork of you the older generation. Joe Igbokwe, you are notorious but not popular. You ought to hide your face in shame for what you reoresent!

Quite a reply, u gave! Makes a lot of sense!

Yet, I seeked higher education admission, with dreams of becoming an activist. I grew up on tales of SUGs standing up to govt n school authorities. Standing up, to correct societal ills. But, what do we have today. Everyone, on a silent hustle. We only, come out in public, to flaunt our wealth n showcase our dysfunction.


I thought, d fuel price protest, of d GEJ era, was rebirthing youth activistism. Their generation, generally, stood up, to be counted. Ours, I really can't pinpoint where things went wrong.

I no wan die
I wan enjoy
I just build house.... -Fela


People like u n I, have refused, for a very long time, to participate in active politics. E no concern us syndrome
Fear of violence(which PMB is trying to eliminate).

Today, I get more cogent replies, in my political discussions with my contemporaries, than when I was younger n had to move with adults to make sense.

I had an e-fight, with friends on fb, just this morning. On d benefits of d school feeding program. They were quoting by rote, all d jargons they've read online, no thinking cap, to actually analyse what d govt envisioned, by setting it up. They didn't even have d basics, of what its abt! Yet, they were braying for blood n condemning what they know nothing abt! Armchair political activists, with no imagination!

As long as, it was initiated, by d gworo chewing, certificateless, cow rearing, Fulani grandpa, it couldn't be beneficial

PMB, was very wrong, to have made that statement. Quite shameful n uncalled for! That's my stance, though, I support him n perceive his good intentions.


But,

Someone I follow, has been having a running battle with posters n Shonda Rhimes. Most pple that quote d person I follow, don't know shonda, and non so far, felt d need to google n get to know who Shonda is, before making, ignorant n embarrassing comments!

Simply put, they're lazy!

U see a long post, n several comments on it, complain of d length of d post, u begin to wonder, how they ever read enough of their textbooks to graduate from school!

Simply put, they're also, lazy!


U're a graduate, sitting at home, attending uncountable interviews. Yet, ur grandfather has an un-used large expanse of land, fantastic for farming. U didn't go to school, to be a farmer? Over laziness, they worry!

tellwisdom:
And that foolish dull man will say the youths are Lazy??..RIP broda

@tellwisdom, Mr wise sharp man, d boy never die, yet. Keep ur RIP

MensCabal:
I totally agree with Buhari feeding scheme, it has helped a lot of Kids, But the problem lies in the fact that the government is losing money to feed this kids.. why not provide jobs for their parents so that they will able to feed their Children, why not improve the standard of living so that the children will not have to starve.

This is a great scheme but in the end it will run the government into debt, because without task and a rising economy the government will continue losing money.... While the USA provides security, health insurance, great hospitals.... their have high tax rates to make sure all these things are maintained

There is d knockdown effect.
The cooks open bank accts, d farmers need bank accts too. The banks need more staff. The cooks n farmers employ labour too. They pay tax.
The school fills up, more teachers are needed. More farmers are needed. More cooks are needed. More bankers are needed. Utensils are needed in larger qty. The coy, producing d utensils, needs more staff. And, it goes on n on. Hopefully!


D US, too, does something of such. Imagine adding d senior classes, as d programme entails?

Enemyofpeace:
Why she no dey hug?if she hug her pusssssy go wet?

For ur mind, u don dey funny be dat o


If u ask me, na who I go ask?

phrancys001:
Tot dey say d Queen doesn't shake hands?

She dey shake, na hug she no dey hug. Na Michelle Obama, go do that one

skarlett:
That its a new word doesn't mean it just started existing, people say it but it just became acceptable. For the Shakespeare you're quoting, why don't people still use 'tis, twas, thine' etc that is abundant in his works? Because those words are obsolete. English has evolved from 'thine and thee to yours and you,' and it will keep evolving. English did not start with Shakespeare and it won't end with him. The books I read taught me those idioms aren't acceptable (maybe as at when it was written) and I showed you the proof, no be internet gimme the degree na.

BTW, teachers are humans beings, whether white or black, they make mistakes which is why I never said my English professor taught me, I showed you one of the books that formed part of my education as my own proof. You can believe it or not.

You won't catch me dead saying off hand because that's not what I read and was taught, I'd rather say by heart which is what I told the lady I quoted. Saying 'off head' or 'hand' sounds ungrammatical to me and goes against the grain of what I was taught. I think that's the head and tail of this argument.

You said what you think is right and I said mine, we may both be right or wrong but frankly, it doesn't matter.

Thank you for an entertaining discussion at least I open textbook after a long while

Wehdone Ma.


I didn't infer anything u said up there! U said, it could be a new word, I gave u instances of how long, it's been around, that's why I referred to Shakespeare n my pry sch education.

U were taught by humans n d book u read, was written by humans too. Humans with their error prone ways n their limited knowledge! What ever d colour of their skins!

U earlier claimed it was Nigerian English? Then, probably a new word/or just became acceptable. Now, it goes against d grain of what u were taught n since its not in d textbook u use, it couldn't have been acceptable


This won't go anywhere, I could already predict d outcome, before delving into it. I rest my case.

skarlett:
I'm back, checked my Webster's Thesaurus and saw idioms under 'learn by heart' and nothing on off head or hand. The only thing I can say is that language evolves and English language is still evolving, new words are added to the lexicon everyday so maybe now saying off head/hand is accepted but when they taught me, those idioms were considered wrong.

I said, Shakespeare was quoted!!! New word from where na?

I know, u have a degree in English, n really didn't want to do ds! But, ...

The white lady, in question, also, tot English, in my pry school! 28yrs+ ago!

skarlett:
You've given me something interesting to think of, I'll go back to my books and send to you when I confirm. I am not angry though

Shakespeare(i believe English ba), was quoted in one of those screenshots, sha.

skarlett:
Okay, except that site is from Cambridge or Oxford, I still stand by what I typed. Nigeria's official lingua franca is British English and 'by heart' is the most grammatically correct. The oyinbo woman can be an American and American English is different from British English

O ga o! She was from London sha. Never tot to doubt her, too.

Seems u're pissed-off at something, u've been short-tempered for some time.


Oya, take Oxford.

skarlett:
No, that is Nigerian English, same thing with off head (although this can be used as off the top of the head)

Nigerian kini Na one oyibo woman, correct me, 20+yrs ago.

skarlett:
It's actually by heart, off head is incorrect.

I believe, it's "off hand".

enlady:
If the first instance by Osinbanjo was a mistake, why did Buhari nominate the same alleged thief to a different post last week? or do the people around the president and vp already decode the moral corruption body language?

As I said, not making pple pay for their mistakes, is an error on their part. Several incidences of wrongly vetting appointees, has gone without a scapegoat paying for it. Someone or some pple in d process, are sabotaging it, n nothing is being done. They should carry their cross, cos d buck stops on their desk!

Personally, I feel it's sabotage, and it's not being nipped!

enlady:
Hmmm..... Buhari and Osibanjo are clowns! Osibanjo nominates him to ICPC board then back tracks due to public outcry of corruption allegations. Subsequently Buhari appoints the same alleged thief to National population commission. These are the President "integrity" and vice president "godly"?
Buhari and Osibanjo are deceptive, fraudulent and morally corrupt

Yep! As if they searched n vetted those names, themselves!


I cant blame u sha. When they insist on surrounding themselves with pple of questionable character.

Purewatermeji:
The reasons criminals like Adeboye and Oyedepo continues to thrive is that the ignorance of the populace benefits the politicians and fraudulent pastors. Every Sunday all churches are filled with empty headed worshipers repeating the same prayer points every day without realizing that their destiny is in their hands. Africans will rather go to church and mosques to pray for manners to fall from heaven yet we remain the poorest and unGodly set of humans ever known . The most selfish continent in the world adding no productive output and value to humanity. We have been praying for decades yet our level of development cannot match countries with less religiosity and natural resources. We import everything and yet get angry when the West tells us to marry same gender. China is the largest economy right now and the factory of the world. The reason why their government is clamping down on religion and encouraging research in science and technology. No western nations dare dictate or enforce their beliefs on china because they liberated themselves economically. Instead of the brain dead leaders in Abuja to sponsor and encourage research in science and technology, they will rather spend billions of naira on pilgrimages to Saudi Arabia and Israel while the gullible masses continue to lavish in poverty and under-development. Jef bezos and Mark Zuckerberg never became successful billionaires through tithes, their government created an enabling environment for them to thrive in ICT and today they can buy all your Nigerian pastors without sweat. Africa is a cursed continent filled with greedy and mentally lazy idiots parading as political and religious leaders

U forgot to label them, charismatic egoists!

Nogodye:
God knows the heart of men.

Only God, yet, we worship men

SternProphet:
When Buhari says the truth about Nigerian youths, they will complain. See what a shallow, half educated, lazy Nigerian youth posted?. Na wa

My thoughts exactly! U read some things n d number of likes, it'll garner n u just give up!


Critical thinking, is gone to d dogs!

Nogodye:
Truth or not, i still pay my tithe and i will continue to pay.Take it or leave it,can't trade away the blessings that follows...#ALivingTestimony

Let me dare u!


For d next 3mnths, pay ur tithes, strictly, to d needy around u. If ur blessings stop, I'll refund u!

If ur tithe is more than 50k/mnth, I decline

I can see a lot of educated illiterates, already masturbating on d thread!

Yes! PMB, was wrong to make that statement. He threw diplomacy to d dogs, something we've all witnessed, several times over!

It was a gaffe like any other, and zombies, not commenting on it, shows, they're not supporting him blindly! Unlike fools, who still think gej sh*ts gold n av not stop clamouring for a comeback!