₦airaland Forum

IdeyFindWife:
Hahahaha, you crack me up this Friday morning, amigo!

The fact is there is nothing more painful than watching your pple live up to the "Shitholian" standards expected of them including this "beggi-beggi" gene hardwired into our pple, which unfortunately just highlights how much of a "deprived-people-worshipping-money", we have!

We have to start rising up, evolving and learning to disappoint that very nature in us that produces such "3rd World Nation Reactions"!

That, my friend, is key to our way forward.

3rd world citizens? For pple who practically live on TW/IG/FB/SC? Chai, I laugh again in Cantonese!

I just watched a recent video, of a street in New York, d New York, filled with potholes!

Developed nations, still have illiteracy statistics!

Citizens of these elite nations,still display 3rd world reactions!

In case U've not realised it, our culture, d African culture, u sooo much want to disappear, will make a gov in Nigeria, use a mile long convoy(status symbol), yet same gov will take 'standing' in a tube(train) once he gets to d UK!

Have u heard of food banks, food stamps, welfare, homeless shelters etc? If they had it so good, would they be needing all of that?

Until d average African, has access to d basics of life, he will remain begi begi! Before ur white man, that u aspire to be like, came around, our fore fathers actually traded by batter. They probably never had d kind of beggers colonies, we now live with!

Someone will come online, with an internet enabled phone, with paid for data n be doing begi begi. I travelled for Easter, see wide expanse of virgin land, begging to be cultivated. No govt(state n fg) to provide power, water, roads, free Wi-Fi, tractors for lease, farming advisors etc to encourage all these corporate beggars in our cities to go back home.

IdeyFindWife:
Sycophancy in high places and bootlicking amongst plebes had been honed into a fine art by Naija pple.

Just see all the servile comments? Can't a man have his muffins in peace without solos reading meaning into it again? You would think it was a dead saint's canonization ceremony, downright creepy!

You won't see shyt like that on @billgates tweets, Jeff Bezos, Oprah's handles etc. Pple engage these guys intelligently and if you got something to pitch, you DM & move on. Na only Naija you go dey see "Baba-pick-my-call" types. Sheesh!

Yep! As if, Bill Gates or Bezos or Oprah, will sit in front of such signage n take a selfie!

U're d creepy one! Expecting a developed nation's reaction, from 3rd world citizens?

johnson232:
What is good abt beating someone & accusing him of rape without a single proof?

Lawyer wannabe! U no hear, torn top n eye-witness? When u witness such, u can always allow d assault to be concluded, so u can obtain conclusive proof! Alakori

Paperwhite:
That was when he was politically innocent & have not been "pregnant" from embezzling Rivers State money.

He was already pregnant. Always, try n fit ur words, to d facts!

Lipscomb:
Man shut up your mouth okay you guys are fake black man on highway. Bukola saraki should top the list since I can't find his name on the list I'm start to hate this government.

PDP made d accusation na?! No be person wey find trouble u go gv

congorasta:
he is good

I had a dream last night,... there was another civil war in Nigeria..
this is the 3rd time this year

Check d quality of weed? Congo n rasta, in a single name, na badass combination

jacyhelen:
Am not a hypocrite

For ur mind, ba?

Give me a few minutes with u, I will tell u, where u hypocrisy lies! By any chance, are u a Christian?

emiwanlee:
Oyegun is now an orphan

Failure, is an orphan.

MIPNIG:
These new guys are different from the old guys on display.

I smell made in China

Blind as f!

Remove d excess hair n beards n compare d shape of d nose n other features n tell me HTF they're different!

ufuosman:
Country hard no mean say man go kill himself. He choose to die dis way

No be only nairaland, ignorant pple dey. Dem full real life, pple that like ideas, on how to better their lives.


Even to find bike to do 'going', go dey hard dem.

I so much love d Muslim burial. Make ur billions, everyone will still see wrapped in a mere mat, once u kaput.


Just that, humans are blind n deaf, to d connotations!

mysteriousman:
Oga wife and deputy oga wife like each other well well

That's what u get, when two smart ladies, are brought in contact.

Romeo3:
39,800.... final answer.

Congrats bro.

But, em.., eh..., hmm..., d tin no really complete 40k o

surgical:
. And accumulate 11trillion naira debt in 2years with double digit inflation.

Bill Gates, Dangote, Zuckerberg, are all rich n in debts! Few of their wealth are in physical assets. A crash in d share price of their coys, will possibly shoot them out of d first 100 richest men. Yet, we'll are screaming, they're d richest in d world. Abi, person tell u say, na their personal cash, dem dey take runs their biz

The US is wrapped of in bad debts n have to raise their debt ceiling, yearly. We still respect them as a developed nation.

When will ur blocked heads realise, debt rules d world Just don't let it catch up with u. Ur archaic mentality of living without debt/s, is just that!

Archaic!

xelly:
Over two hours without reply. How exactly does he inspire young people? Even as president, what are the things he Haas done that brought out the best in our youth?

When, even ur greatest antagonist, don't care to question ur personal integrity!


Even with low earnings n a crash in d price of your/our major income earner, u meet ur bills n still save towards a raining day or investments (real life get rich scheme in practice)

U can be naive n still get things work.


No one is perfect

misano:
Since PDP kept all D moneys in septic tank and APC has failed to recover it as promised, then both parties including their useless supporters should cover their shiit face in shame.

At this point, U will agree with me when I say another party should be voted in.


APC: Liars, hypocrites, murders, greedy looters, dull, useless, lawless & religious bigots.

PDP: Looters, greedy and useless


At this point:

Useless poster! Empty barrel!


No need to reply anyway, just think abt urself n circle of human contact, n just appreciate one of them, who doesn't exhibit any of those names u labelled members of either party?! If u can find one, niyen.

I suppose give u small brain, but, I don run out of supply

These several dishes, that village pple are preparing for Dino, e go hard for am, if everything done at d same time o

dannycloud:
see you at the coner of hell on that day,where they will be nashin of teeth...

Ur devil has been given free reign for millions of years(according to proved science), yet, u dat av spent less than 50yrs on earth, are looking forward to gnashing of teeth in hell?

One my lecturer(Ogaga) then said; he wanna go to hell, cos of Fela, Wacko Jacko, all those fun pple, are gonna gyrate hell

misano:
Who said working on abandoned or old project is bad?


What we are saying is that a good government must be able to work on pasts projects and simultaneously start fresh ones.

But in Buhari's case, D guy na analog. While working on previous projects, his brain can not process new ideas.

With money u kept in ur septic tank ba

GeniusHawlah:
My question is "how did it happen?"
Aláàfin sent it through wave (wireless) or physical contact (wired connection)

If we can plainly explain those things behind their "jujus", Africans too can be investing you know.


What happened to that poor man could just be lil portion of dog rabies in his food.

I dont care whatever it is sha, they should explain or keep the secret! If technology was hidden we would say it is juju. Iranu!

That is what physics n science refers to as paranormal.

Science is yet to understand or give an explanation to it. Ordinary cancer, wey dem even understand sef, to profer permanent solution dey hard dem!

When u're derided for not getting 'it' up, u remember d number of pussies u declined

madridguy:
Subhanalah, reason I always warn parent against corporal punishment. Now her eyes are widely open and she will live her life regretting her overzealous action.

I doubt the little girl's parent will forgive her.

Speedy recovery little angel.

Forgive Wetin? Who do u think owns d baby she backed?

The poor girl will still go n meet d witch wen d pains become unbearable! O d innocence of kids

Some humans are to be shot at first sight.

How don't know why Pple think, Ambode can match Fash


Tinubu chose wrongly. Or, just maybe, he's doing as Tinubu always wanted. Rob Lagos blind!

I hope they don't end up losing Lagos

So much hatred

He say yes, dem dey vex. Now, him say no, dem still dey vex

E go hard Una to progress mentally o

Opeyemiix:
Lol that's my guy.
Scored hatrick and ran away

Him for wait carry match ball go house

firo08:
SaharaReporters with another fat big lies.




I shake my fat big head for bubu and yahaya. Leave dino my man alone....

Unfortunately, ur man, unnecessarily, made enemies! Why would any Nigerian, want to be on opposing ends with Tinubu? Even Atiku, no carry fight go there, talk more of Saraki! Na u, boy boy, dey go pose for bourdillon

E don buy market

Aldebaran:
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N14.2b

There is no way a Nigerian scholar can earn this except you are a poliTHIEFcian

Patent a valuable product n break d bank

Sunexy:
Must it be 1st of a month...can't they just make it 2nd or 3rd or 27th of that month?? This is why ppl Wunt believe them

They're fools! How can anyone of their strategists, accept April Fool day, to launch their severally delayed product?

Which on be single lady for here


This one Na single mother of plenty joor! No be sisi Caro be ds one, abeg

Stallion93:
Electrical and Electronic Engineering inside University of Agriculture??! We just like to Abuse everything

I hope U're kidding? Right?

Oluwambo147:
Ogun won kill you oya were ni abi ode lele oshayo ni may the wrath of herdsmen fall on you

Many are truly mad, but few are roaming! Person wey I quote sef, no carry d matter for head, like u, gboromiro

Iyajelili:
They are here already....?you guys twist everything to suit and please your master who is a total failure and can never ever measure up to a thousandth of Bill Gates. He left his country to help and in the course of that made some observations yet you are still not pleased, can you please help us and shut that your gutter mouth

Iya Jelili, e rora ke!


If Gates was that good, why not contest against Obama, during d US recession, to drag them out?

He said PMB should invest more in humans than in infrastructure, who no believe that one? Na simple, common sense! Na God talk am