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sodiqapril:
Salah wins Ballon D’Or if: Liverpool win UCL & Argentina, Brazil or Portugal don’t win the WC.
Messi wins Ballon D’Or if: he wins WC
Ronaldo wins Ballon D’Or if: wins UCL & Argentina doesn’t win WC.
Neymar wins Ballon D’Or: Brazil wins WC.

And, Salah, still wins ballon D'or: Egypt wins WC!

If pikin reach where fear they, fear go catch am!


I just knew, we hadn't heard d end of it! That guy, go still go prostrate for Bourdillon!

Daejoyoung:
Ask him if he set alarm for the sex. l never knew people look at the wall clock these days while pounding.

U need to time urself, some babes no dey tire, make u no come waste ur life, on top pussy

Obainoneandonly:
anybody dat tells you that he can have sex for 1hour straight is a lie and a thief. don't b deceived

For ur mind ba? Na where ur papa farm reach, na him another person, papa own start!

Oyegun, pitched his tent in d wrong enclosure! Stupid man!

Htf, do u bite d hand that fed u, then call it's bluff(heard Tinubu, made his election happen)

IamD18:
These are the challenges of being successful, kindly deal with and stop crying on social media.

No legal achievement is successfully achieved easily, there must be challenges.

Challenges wey make sense! Paying phcn bill of 72k, n still no light! Burning Diesel for her gen, worth 100k+ in d same month! Bleep success, she needs a break

Burukpe:
It is rather unfortunate that Donald Duke of all persons could descent so low to call NOI a "failure" on His reply for personal encounter with him?
NOI, never used any derogatory statement or words to explain her encounter with Him. I weep for Nigeria. Donald Duke, a politician without guts. Pls think deeper before you talk Mr. Tourism.

Oga brainiac, why so biased! She just, practically, destroyed his integrity n possibly, his political career, before friends n foe, n u're nit-picking his tame reply?


He pointed out d truth actually, n that was my position, when I read NOI's statement. She joined him n he still lost credibility n failed woefully!

malware:
N50 would have saved DINO this humiliation, but he had no such wisdom.

Oh, he had d #50 wisdom, but ds time around, it wasn't enough.

How did his team know, to block d vehicle transporting him, at area1? Police informants

Check out when he was being loaded into d first ambulance, no SARS official was present(meaning, he was let go), d police PRO had to go re-arrest him at d hospital.

nairavsdollars:
Dino Melaye moved for Saraki's election as Senate President

Dino Melaye accompanied Toyin Saraki to EFCC

Dino Melaye accompanied Saraki to Code of Conduct Tribunal

Now, Dino is going through trying times but Saraki has chosen to remain silent. Maka why?

Or, he's not silent. Probably, Dino's case, has been spinning too out of control, for Saraki's best laid plans.

I remember, Saraki's official car was what Dino used in escaping, on his last visit to lokoja, for a burial, early ds month.


Saraki, always has a plan, Dino is just too rash, to think things thru n follow a laid down path.

Since PMB, has refused to do d needful, by replacing all his law enforcement leaders, he should live with d consequence!


Was there a farmland, inside d church?

Did their cattle trespass on church land!


WTF, do Fulani herdsmen gain, by brutally killing priests inside d church compound! In a supposedly militarised region, for that matter

dinachi:
You are still shooting blanks! She(Hillary Clinton) made the choice to have her first label as wife. What does Chinamanda care? She can decide to bellittle her marital vows and her husband( that's her business) but trying to imply as she did that the word wife should not be another accomplished woman's first label is completely silly. Those who value the family system value the word wife those who don't find it demeaning. Chinamanda can bleat for all I care but for you a man to be rooting for that kind of mindset baffles me. Honestly, you don't know what you are supporting just like ceecee supporters have no clue about the devil they were unleashing by supporting her!

For ur info, I don't even fancy her, Chi. I've never read any of her books, n av read a lot! of books. The synopsis of her books, i've read, doesnt speak to me.

Doesn't stop me from appreciating any truth from her.

U n I, can agree to disagree! A "wife", is not d first thing that comes to my mind, when I hear/see d name "Hillary Clinton"! She is an inspiration, especially, to women from less civilised regions of our world. I believe, in d emancipation of all humans, mostly, women, who are treated as 2nd class citizens, world over.

We're all born equal!

dinachi:
And a man like you is supporting a woman who thinks that the word wife is demeaning for an accomplished woman?

May you not marry the monster you are trying to create!

When I realized how silly most young men of nowadays are was when I saw some young men cheering and supporting an abrasive lady like ceecee. Truly, you are lost!

I actually dislike ceecee. How can, Hillary, have achieved all she did,...... wait, did u even read d article If u did n u're sprouting this thrash, then gtf off my mentions! I'm tired of humouring archaic minds!

Oh, I married someone like ceecee, they want d world, but can't play nice! They want to win, but can't bend over backwards. Hillary, had bent so backwards,her back was broken n had to be reconstructed!

I'm an equal opportunity brother. If u want to be a wife, be a wife, if u want to run d world, then bleeping run it! Male or female, just do ur thing.

Hillary Clinton, is a brand on her own! She isn't riding on her hubby's coattails, why should her first label, then be a wife! She was a wife, yet chased her dream, made d sacrifices, no apologies n fools want to begrudge her titles

AskProf:
"We live and n extraordinary and fascinating times poised on the brink of something, either too wonderful to imagine, or too terrible to contemplate.'

Walahi, u too get brain! Just commented, something of d sort in another thread. I just hope, we don't get an anti-climax. Something gats give! Wonderful or terrible, I'm game.

Yet, why are wailers, so terrible a specie

Them n curses ehn Even, when they've had to eat their vomit, they foolishly, still go out on a limb?! Fools

Rising to a crescendo, hope we don't get an anti-climax

Well said.


Let haters, go n die! Barbara Bush(may her soul RIP), can make use of d 'wife'.

PlsBanMe:
Just when Senator Ovie Omo Agege was about to become the most popular senator, Dino Melaye came back in a grand style to claim back his title.

You may not even know the name of your own senator, but you certainly know Senator Dino.

Shout out to our silly policemen and officers who can send 150 armed policemen to lay siege in front of Dino's house but cannot send 80 armed policemen to protect the helpless villagers suffering herdsmen attacks in Benue.

Naija no dey cease to amaze! I heard abt d 17 killed inclusive of priests n all our law enforcement, are yet to make a statement on it! Non of their leaders, is yet to be sacked for incompetency

Yet, they can be deployed to arrest a single individual! Though, I suspect d killings, have become political! Still, doesn't stop, law enforcement, from doing their work

rockcitie:
The same father she talked down on while in the BBN house.

Her family should get her a therapist ASAP.

I don't like her, but, I bleeping love d Dad! To get my kids, to speak their minds n damn d consequence That's, Dad goals, right there!

They should just, not be obnoxious abt it. What she said abt her Dad, was probably a jokey thing, btw them

lilfreezy:
Mod, if I see bbnaija thread on the front page again...


I kill you

Nope!

It's "I kee u"

Hmm...

Those sums are crazy! In a supposed recession fa

paroh137:
What does that line mean bro? Till this moment I thought he said 'According to Mr Adewale...'

Calling me Mr Adewale, is ceremonial, just call me Mayorkun.

ehbellsho:
another inventory... and their mouth wil b spilling jag...s saying d youths ar lazy. thumbs up bro

What stupid invention? Make una pls na! Ordinary high school students sef, go design better version of a mini hydroelectric power plant!


Wooden container for water fa!

LesbianBoy:
So yesterday ebuka announced on stage that the Big Brother Naija show recorded 170 million votes.

Now let's do a little calculation. If Big Brother Naija recorded 170 million votes at thirty naira each. That's approximately 5.1 billion naira.

Ayemi temi bami

And we are here shouting Miracle for the cash, Cee C for the money, Tobi for the mulla

O ja mi la ra je!

My eye was watering too! U never add d sponsors n advert bookings o

Oyebee91:
several minutes? !haba! !!are you related to liar mohammed ni? ?she no go jump over them to hug miracle now. ....but why them no congratulate her slf

Guy, unless I watched a different bbn closing party, it wasn't even until champagne had been poured on him n all that! She actually stood apart!

I had a bet, to scatter my TV, should she win All eyes, we're on her

Oyebee91:
Ok...did they celebrate with miracle because they don't want cee cee to win or they did it because of miracle. ....to me cee cee might be bitter but she ain't no one's hater!!!

O, she's a hater! Did u notice how long, it took her before going to congratulate Miracle? She was on d same stage, yet it was several minutes after Alex n Tobi had jumped on stage.

She really wanted to win d sh*t! At whatever cost! Her anxiety sef, was palpable!

hothead:
That is just bad belle.....wroong o! Very

Which one be bad belle? Shebi she joined, n he still lacked credibility n failed! Argue with 2015 elections

skarlett:
If the man doesn't want to get the woman pregnant, what happened to withdrawal method? You keep pouring into her and expect her to keep popping pills when there are long term effects It is a two people thing abeg, the woman shouldn't be the only one actively taking precautions. She can even insert short term IUDS to have adequate spacing.

We are no longer in the middle ages, this is the 21st century and to avoid any form of blame game, both parties have to be actively involved. A man who tells me he doesn't want children but cannot even control his timing to pull out effectively is not serious. I will not pop pills every time we have sex and I will never abort my babies, so if he cannot even try, he shouldn't expect me to be the super woman and think of everything. He has to have the money for IUDs or agree to a condom at least to show he's trying.

O ga o! Not all men are inconsiderate na. Have u heard of Billings method? U pour when dey say pour n u withdraw when u're told to withdraw!

But, for several years of dating, e no fail, una wed finish, miscalculation come dey happen up n down! Madam, if we dey cry, we still dey see o

9jaArea:
It will take sometime but PMBs unpopular policies will come to fruition in the nearest future and Nigeria will be better for it.

Na make dem no use anger n short-term expectancy, comot am.


Some go still dey shout, propaganda sef

skarlett:
But I thought we're talking about her going beyond the specified number of kids they both agreed upon

The timing of d kids, too, should be discussed. A year after d wedding to take a breather n probably further ur educations. 5yrs spacing, so d older kid can express himself n take care of his basic needs, relatively.

Dem no dey take kids, do contribution fa

pocohantas:
If there are men who don't fit into the stereotyped view of being impressed by sex. It will take a special kind of ignorance to think there ain't females not impressed my money. They abound.

He raised a very sensible point. Lots of men have their ego and respect tied to money, without it..they are basically useless and clueless. That's why they fear lack more than anything. Some others have built their personalities, such that the money is a plus.

Non-materialistic ladies are free spirits. They want the simple things of life. [b]Attention, loyalty, respect, love, your drive (career), time, commitment...even good sex. [/b]As simple as the aforementioned looks, it doesn't come easily to every man

Money can buy a lot of things on that list, but probably not respect n love. U just need to know d right balance, she will appreciate n have infinite patience.

Some really don't need d jewelries or d hard cash, just maybe a scenic hol, or her boss, to disappear, or maybe a dream job of running a foundation/charity.

skarlett:
This op is funny, you're talking like the man doesn't have any say at all in the family planning process. If you both agree to have two to three kids, why don't you take measures to ensure that after you get the number of children you both want. There are things like IUDs, hysterectomies and vasectomies for a reason you know

It's not enough to call yourself the man of the house and make it seem like determining the size of the family is at her whim and caprices. After you allow her make such important decisions based on her hormones, you deserve the outcome. So stop complaining and start acting abeg.

Not as ABC as that! Assuming u agreed to delay childbirth after wedding celebrations or agreed on d number of years of spacing n she ignores all that n gets preggy? And, she's of a faith that disapproves of abortion(catholics)? How can u be humane, yet start giving a pregnant lady a hard time, bcoz she got preggy outside ur agreements? After all, na u do d do! Just that, before una choose date, d 'do', no turn to belle o

At d third miscalculation, me sef enter prayer!

HigherEd:
I can't stop laughing

Lol yaradua, goodluck and Buhari have particularly suffered from Oyedepo's hand.

I remember the time Yaradua or so called for them to include him(Oyedepo) for an award. The man legit said "an uncredible govt cannot give a credible award" lol. They said yaradua was like "what is up with this man." But Buhari seems to be on the special dislike list. And Buhari too no like am either.

Some pple n their ego sef! Na wetin I dislike pass, in those MOG! The one wey go knee down collect prayer n blessings, no win! Since na God say make e pray for GEJ, na devil make PMB win

Egoistical niggas

IamHeWrites:
A Nigerian man take to Twitter to share photos of his girlfriend she styled.

He wrote;
"So I and my GF just started something, I get to dress and style her once a month and vice-versa. I had the first go today, I’m not sure she loved what I came up wit ���"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/see-the-outfit-a-nigerian-guy-came-up-with-when-he-styled-his-girlfriend-photos.html

That socks, scattered it joor