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gfon:
Beat am small wen he misbehaves,but don't beat him till he starts to fear you and become a weakling,a man is suppose to have a bit of stubborness in him.I get strong head,i wouldn't expect less from my boy likewise.

Lion nor dey born goat.

jahsharon:
My children go to the best private school in my Local Government here in Lagos. But, I am at the same time developing myself. As I am paying for my children's school fees, I am also paying my second Master's school fees and also planning for my retirement. As for extended family and relatives, I don't know them. My parents jointly took care of us without any family support, so others too should take care of their children.

My parents are not a burden to me, my father still gave me money several times during the lock down, so I too will never need anything from my children at my old age.

Goals!.

mannasseh:
God when God when

My dear foodlanders will make you "God when" every meal. They always post beautiful pictures of tasty meals.

tatacherie:
Dinner: Delta Owo & starch
Ignore the colour, the taste eh! Chai

Meals like this makes me miss my alma mater.
It's been ages since I ate owho soup and starch.

ebicon:
Spaghetti with carrot Sauce

Location please, let me come over with spoon.

Driggs:
Bad belle

AccessME:
I've been viewing this thread low key and it's been awesome posts of delicacies kudos to y'all..

Today I decided to do my first posting, you guys should welcome me pls.

White rice with goat meet stew served with plaintain and chilled five alive puppy juice. Bring your spoon let's eat this Sunday delicacy together

Will this rice be enough for everyone in this group?

YoungDaNaval:
Nice one sapa

Sapa that makes you add sardine to your noodles, what a great sapa.

Akposy:
Hot white rice and peppered ponmo sauce is just perfect for this Jos cold.

How's the weekend going?

Where una dey see all this money take cook fine food like this?
Bros abeg cut soap for me na I wan dey cook sharp food too na.

Wait if you chop rice on Saturday night, shey you nor o spoil the Sunday rice vibe?

Idamond:
as an akwa ibom man, all accent sounds uncivilized to me

Glory!

lagusboyyy:
So thoughtful of them.

I listened to two of sound sultan tracks today:

Monsura ft Olamide

Motherland( I WAS SHEDDING TEARS WHEN LISTENING TO THIS SOLEMN TRACK)

I felt so sad that, sound sultan is gone.


Continue to rest in perfect peace legend.

I thought I was the only that cries anytime I listen to motherland after the news of his death.

No..... I did not even have the mind to do that.
Guilty conscience go just destroy me.

I remember when I was still in a relationship, after lots of pestering from one new guy, I gave him my number. I was so restless after I left the place I met the new guy. It was later when I realized that the first three digits I gave to the new guy was wrong was when I gained myself.

Sometimes I wonder how some ladies and guys double date without feeling guilty.

Another woman bashing thread.
What stopped him from taking the woman along with him when he was relocating.

To women, if you know you can't do without having intimacy with your partner for a long time, don't tow the long distance relationship path. There's no gain in being a cheat.

Jerryherd:
This one Osinbajo has been constantly representing Buhari hope Buhari hasn't sneaked to London again

Am sure the disabled Paralympic athletes would win more medals than their abled bodied mates

The second paragraph is as certain as the sun.

He dey erase all him previous mistakes so that when he come out to campaign to be President, people go don forget. But he no know say internet nor dey forget.

Nigerian politicians and their two for five naira sense.

Are you actually sure the lady is pregnant? Why not go with her to medical laboratory so they can carry out a pregnancy test, so you can confirm if she is actually pregnant.

Guy nor dey lie.... You use your hard earned 1.2M abi na 1.8M take furnish woman house. Person wey you never marry and na NL be the first place wey you come after she ask for break up. Guy turn the dodo gently abeg.

Una nor dey tire to ask this kind question?

Crazeworld:
Gainfully employed, married, and happy.

Seconded!

Qpetz:
N20: Skin (Razor blade).

Better check that Razor blade well o, because blade is 30 naira

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ekensi01:
Thanks man

I am a lady.

Why do I find this post funny?
Better talk to your lady tell her your financial condition now......If anything happens to your business, herself and her family will look for somewhere or someone else to eat from. It's good to give out things to the one you love but, don't good overboard with it when you're not married to the person yet.

Temmylee01:
I'm a lover of perfumes man..... I love my colognes.

Same here.... It feels good to smell good.

This internet fraud of a thing has come to stay in Nigeria. Parents are even enablers of this culture. It takes a guy with strong self discipline, not to succumb to this peer pressure of joining those internet fraudsters.
As it is difficult for a guy to find a lady that isn't money conscious "the Lau Lau spender" so it is for a lady that is looking for a guy with genuine income.

Alexa320:
Click on this link to join a group of NL friends
WhatsApp https:///2348053793524

The link is not working.

I am very much interested in making new friends. Here's my email: peneloped620@gmail.com

26/27....... By then I would have gained financial and career stability..... Nobody go like marry person wey nor dey stable.

VlamesIffect:
Marketing is a NO-NO for ladies.

It's not easy out there.

I pray you get a better job soonest.

Amen I hope so too.

Thank you.

Finished NYSC last year, I have been looking for a job. I saw a secondary school, the pay was the same as my transport for a month, saw a marketing job( customers wants to sleep with me first,before they listen to what I am trying to offer them) for this reason I had to stop applying for any job that looks like a marketing job. I have to Tried to switch career path to accounting, it still did not work out. My mum went to meet a family friend to assist me getting a job at the hospital he works with, instead of helping me, he told me I should be his girlfriend. That if I agree to be his girlfriend he would take care of me. This is someone with a very beautiful wife and daughter, I just shake my head, dust my shoes and left that place. Since I came into this world I have never experienced sexual harassments until I started to search for a job. I am really tired of this phase.
I am still in search of a job btw( I can work as an administrative officer, customer service officer), if you work in an accounting firm, I don't mind working as an intern till I save up some funds to start the certification exams. I reside in Lagos.

smallsmall:
Me thinks (opinion) we have an Impostor or a Vegetable in that Aso Rock, as President.
Am of the Opinion that we are being ruled by a small group of Fulanis (call them Cabal, if you want) who use Buhari's Special Assistants to churn our directive to Nigerians, on the alter of "the Presidency said".

IF Buhari is still alive and in that state, who ever gets to him first, gets their request approved sine-die.
It might also just be that the "impostor in his place" has been instructed by the Cabal, to lay-low (so we dont have a repetition of the Yar Ardua situation) and that is why he hardly address any National issues impromptu.

No matter how inhuman and Nepotistic the original Buhari is, he cant have allowed the country to degenerate to its current level, in his real self.
It appears in my opinion, that even the President's wife has abandoned him and Nigeria for Duabi, in the last seven months!

This is exactly what my sister said last night when we were discussing.

Ikpeazukerosene:
A highly-placed source said: “Instead of routing his memo on the need to investigate the finances of NPA through the Office of the Chief of Staff, Amaechi tucked his memo under his dress and went directly to the President. He was able to get instance approval.

Ikwerre crook

I thought I was the only one that laughed so hard when I read that line.....