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Mars........... It will just be me and Elon Musk.Lol!

Truth is, you should move on and look for someone else that is ready to settle down now. Cos there's no assurances she'll be ready to settle down with you after the four years.
She did not even say she wants the one year for self development, na sisi she wan do. Lol!

I think you should even focus more on improving your finances, especially if you live and work in Lagos.

Haipre:
Let me just say this but on a normal note, I won't suggest this with those that are emotionally unstable...

If I want to avoid having emotional attachment or loving someone, I will definitely look for one flaw the person has... Everyone has one flaw or the other... I will just expand it in my mind that can make me have a distaste for that person.. from there, I have lost all emotional touches to the person... Anytime I see the person, I will just remember that flaw and how it has been expanded in my mind.. nothing can make me go back to loving that person...

#PS: like I said.. just the way I do mine, not advisable for everyone

This is the method I use also.
It's very helpful.

Sleep.
I always find a way to fall asleep once I am very angry.

justscorchone:
Something similar happened to me, I don already chuke tits for mouth dey sux when babe begin get attack, people for hostel don already dey jack me for boxers,thank God for someone in the hostel that had inhaler, I for don enter FP as man use girl for ritual .

Your sins don full cup, naim make God vex catch you that day.....Lol!

VanuatuWycombe:
Saworo’de.

I love this movie too

Young Sheldon
One Tree Hill
Big bang theory

Don't send him any apology message. He needs some space, you should respect his request and give him some space. He'll contact you later. Give him some space.

Na Almighty Banga soup you dey call palm nut soup?

googlepikins:
Obviously this was a planned job to kill Igbos cos no normal person will take a gun battle to NDA

It wasn't only Igbos they killed......

Shedrack777:
see what feminism has caused him. the wife will now move on and re-marry.
and moreover, they were busy enjoying honey moon instead of making babies immediately they married

How did you know it was feminism that caused it? Did you even know maybe they have been trying to conceive during the four years of their marriage?
Not everyone view marriage as an avenue of making babies.

YoungDaNaval:
Sapa nice one

Na Sapa still make you pack water full the noodles?

Your brother killed a Bambi. This is unfair :'

Kroos205:
The day popsy fried egg, pot catch fire
In the time of stove, ordinary omi tea...sheni gbogbo ara kettle dudu ooi ooi

ultimateprof:
I remembered the day my Dad finished cooking and the food resembled sacrifice, na so everybody sleep without eating!

Even his wife could not eat it to encourage him to cook better next time?
Una wicked o

Zico777:
She still asked me the next day in class. I still told her there was nothing wrong.

You must have been a bad boy.

Zico777:
Hmmm thanks all for sharing! In all honesty mine is related to sex.

It happened this way,back in my tertiary institution days. I had a female course mate that got used to me,one midnight at about 12 something am while I was in the heat with my babe actually at that point when I received her call my One was in my babe's Zero.

Was when I picked her call the next thing she said was what are u doing,why is your voice sounding like this?

I just laughed and told her that nothing she asked again that are u sure.

My babe was like what's this u don't even regard me how could u be receiving a call while u are inside me.

Were you able to look at your friend's face boldly the next day, after your babe made that statement while you were on call with her?

Why does this story sounds like a lie? If it happens to be true, I just pray my brothers do not encounter this type of girl.

Omo e nor get wetin anybody go tell me, I am never going to allow any teenager as a live in help. If the help is not an elderly woman I nor want.

Yes I have countless times. My dad's food tastes good, but my mom's food is the best. I always enjoy stealing meat and pomo from my mom's pot of soup. I can never outgrow that vice.

Nobody go tell anybody say make he nor born pass two. Buhari's government alone, is enough reason for any young family to stick to having just one child.

Pochettino:
We women were created to bring down men & destroy their destinies.
I wonder why men don't know this yet.

This is the funniest post I have read on Nairaland.

wordcat:
Ajasco,

Papa Ajasco,

Mama Ajasco,

Boy Alinco,

Pa James,

Pa Jump



I don forget that lady name

Miss Pepeye

Perfectnumber6:
Once Condom break sharpaly first drink one full Plastic water and then next grab ampiclox take am two times a day forget u don flush

Stop abusing antibiotics.

[quote author=chatinent post=104546484]Those career beggars have made the real ones unfortunate.

Today, I dey complain say I never chop morning food na so one boy come drag my top say “brother please give me money, I never chop since yesterday (x2)”. I focused my spirit to ignore him until he repeated it again; I nearly broke his spinal cord if my hand touched him.This is sb I saw eating rice with about three pieces of meat while I was coming. He was the one who made me more hungry.

I'm sorry but the bolded sentences sounds funny.

Summary description of my ex. Boy! That guy do me strong thing. I thank God daily for my deliverance.

Rozcol:
I heard mothers owns the kids in Ghana,he's sounding like them

Ok then.

Just one.

Omoluabi16:
Apparently nobody wanted to meet for just friendship, hangout or future connect. Everybody wanted to date that online Cr7 or Beyonce.
No one's even shared the experience of meeting a fellow gender.

That's because most times the basis of their conversation prior to when they meet is romance.

Rozcol:
I'm just seeing this for the first time from you alone and I'm sure most African men won't agree with you. Are you Ghanian

Lol! Why ask if he's Ghanaian, is Ghana not in Africa?

NuclearReactor:
Show us the soup in a plate with it's brother (eba) by the side

Lol...... How do you know he wants to eat the soup with its brother(eba) instead of its sister (semo)

gfon:
Beat am small wen he misbehaves,but don't beat him till he starts to fear you and become a weakling,a man is suppose to have a bit of stubborness in him. I get strong head,i wouldn't expect less from my boy likewise.

Lion nor dey born goat.