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CrimeRe: Man Attempts To Blackmail Abiola’s Wife; Gets Arrested (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 12:35pm On Feb 01, 2016
jane0000:
Tell dat to ur mama.
I so much love you.
You just showed how kids can be brave and entertaining on the internet.

Just go find your mates.
I can't go back and forth with a kid
CrimeRe: Man Attempts To Blackmail Abiola’s Wife; Gets Arrested (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 12:33pm On Feb 01, 2016
jane0000:
Tell dat to ur mama.
Kid.
Have a great day.
Love you
CrimeRe: Man Attempts To Blackmail Abiola’s Wife; Gets Arrested (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 12:30pm On Feb 01, 2016
jane0000:
U r a disgrace to humanity.
Sorry, kid.
I don't talk to hoes
CrimeRe: Man Attempts To Blackmail Abiola’s Wife; Gets Arrested (photo) by Atmmachine(m): 11:03am On Feb 01, 2016
Nigeria is a third world country and they treat people like they're a piece of shiit.

What about the blogger that keeps writing that Obama's wife is a man ?? Were they arrested ??
What about those that calls the white house phone and threaten to assassinate Obama, how many of them have been arrested ??

If you have the chance to get out of Nigeria, don't ever come back.
A country where you don't have freedom of speech or action.

What about those that keeps hacking our Army unit website in New York ?? Who done arrest them ??

BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Atmmachine(m): 10:53am On Feb 01, 2016
lifestyle1:
NGN will appreciate to USD this month.
Let's bet on it.
FamilyRe: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Atmmachine(m): 2:37am On Feb 01, 2016
mjswthrt:
deposit d money into my bank account
Please, give you bank account number
FamilyRe: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Atmmachine(m): 11:58pm On Jan 31, 2016
mjswthrt:
where d money nau
How do you want it ??
You have a bank account or do you want us to meet so we can discuss it ??
FamilyRe: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Atmmachine(m): 11:46pm On Jan 31, 2016
mjswthrt:
gimme your money,I dnt nid ur body n soul
My money is already yours
FamilyRe: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Atmmachine(m): 11:31pm On Jan 31, 2016
mjswthrt:
what u did to who?
I'm so sorry, i can no longer hide how i feel about you.
I love you.

I give you my body and soul
FamilyRe: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Atmmachine(m): 11:25pm On Jan 31, 2016
mjswthrt:
thank God ur Okay
Are you still thinking of what i did to you ??
FamilyRe: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Atmmachine(m): 11:17pm On Jan 31, 2016
mjswthrt:
bros are u okhuh
Yes.
What of you ??
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Nigeria From Ethiopia (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 10:59pm On Jan 31, 2016
Yes.
I'm in love with this man
See how Buhari transformed Nigeria in just 8 months in office.

I receive 10,000 naira every month.
School fees is now free.
$1 is now 1 naira
8 months uninterrupted electricity.

Boko Harams is now a thing of the past, The Nigerian Army killed 1 million of their fighters and also captured their leader Shekau alive.

Buhari is the best president in the world.
I hope he rules Nigeria for 50 more years

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Requests $3.5Billion Loan From World Bank- Financial Times by Atmmachine(m): 10:58pm On Jan 31, 2016
I wish the world Bank will decline their loan request

PoliticsRe: Buhari Raises Alarm, Says Terrorists Returning To Embarrass Govt by Atmmachine(m): 10:34pm On Jan 31, 2016
Godiloveu:
GEJ best was gud at da wrong time. One tin u most know we cannot ve him at hem of affairs forever!

Let's support PMB for now patiently, while waiting for a beta Outcome. He cannot b our messiah but he try too.
If i slap you, will you cry ??
EducationRe: FG Declares French Compulsory For All Students by Atmmachine(m): 10:18pm On Jan 31, 2016
I think the FG should make it compulsory for every student to shove cucumber in Buhari's ass every morning because of the fraud he did to them
EducationRe: FG Declares French Compulsory For All Students by Atmmachine(m): 10:17pm On Jan 31, 2016
Yes.
I'm in support of that.
See how Buhari transformed Nigeria in just 8 months in office.

I receive 10,000 naira every month.
School fees is now free.
$1 is now 1 naira
8 months uninterrupted electricity.

Boko Harams is now a thing of the past, The Nigerian Army killed 1 million of their fighters and also captured their leader Shekau alive.

Buhari is the best president in the world.
I hope he rules Nigeria for 50 more years

FamilyRe: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Atmmachine(m): 9:54pm On Jan 31, 2016
mjswthrt:
lol no twaz last year
The liquid that gushes out when i eat your pusssy is not urine, it is called squirt.

That doesn't count as bed wetting
FamilyRe: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by Atmmachine(m): 9:43pm On Jan 31, 2016
I still wet my bed.
My girlfriend loves when i wet the bed, she told me she feels like she's in the swimming pool and it makes her sleep soundly.

I can vividly remember when i was in secondary school with Buhari, i was his senior then, he use to wet his bed anytime he sleeps even in the afternoon, I dey flog am anytime he wets the bed and after all these year his wife told me last week that he still wets the bed.

AutosRe: My Wonderful Experience With Mr Tadeus by Atmmachine(m): 5:13pm On Jan 31, 2016
Tadeus:
Always at your service
2005 Nissan Murano
2005 Infiniti fx 35
Christianity EtcRe: What You Learnt In Church Today ? by Atmmachine(m): 5:03pm On Jan 31, 2016
Iffffffy:
then this thread isn't for you.
Why.
Don't i have the right to post comments on any thread i want ??
Christianity EtcRe: What You Learnt In Church Today ? by Atmmachine(m): 4:58pm On Jan 31, 2016
Tell me two reasons why i should go to church
RomanceRe: Why Does Ladies Act Mushy And Surprised When A Man Proposes To Them? by Atmmachine(m): 4:57pm On Jan 31, 2016
[size=16pt]Fear Women[/size]

TravelRe: Visa To Mexico Is Not As Difficult As You Think ! by Atmmachine(m): 4:12pm On Jan 31, 2016
worry359:
Mr Atmmachine says that you can walk into USA any time

Mr Obama seems to have other ideas with this wall keeping people out! grin
How many U.S states border the Mexico ??
You can also fence the grande prairie ??

OK, let not talk about coming through the desert, let's talk about crossing through the check point at the border, what documents do you provide when crossing the check point ??
AutosRe: 2009 Tokunbo Camry XLE by Atmmachine(m): 4:09pm On Jan 31, 2016
kayjasper:
A typical African Man!!

You better wake up and look out the window....its morning already.

Mr "PiggyBank" calling himself ATM sh*t.
Sorry.
I know what you worth.
How do you know I'm African ??


You ought to be in the kitchen, that's where you belong
AgricultureRe: Butcher Needed by Atmmachine(m): 3:45am On Jan 31, 2016
Lol
When i was younger i use to kill and dissect about 10 cows per day.

You need no 5 years experience and being fluent in English.
Na bank job ?? And how much Una go pay am sef ??
TravelRe: Life In The Usa As A Student. by Atmmachine(m): 3:41am On Jan 31, 2016
rydow:
Hello Boss and Bosses on NL.

Please I just completed my HND programme in Mechanical Engineering awaiting my call up letter in February 2016.

I have been admitted to study as an undergraduate in University of Nebraska Lincoln. (BSC).

Though I Av not been issued a visa yet but before I start processing visa I want to know I I can actually survive because I am an hustler and I know there is no greener pasture anywhere than how far u can hustle to make one for urself.

With the fear of deportation or whatever? Can someone enlighten me on how I can best survive.

Will I just walk up to the sch and do necessary registration and start payment of sch fee on an instalmental basis or search for schorlarship bla bla bla.

Please I want someone in the system to enlighten me on how this is done.

Can my work pay my sch fee in Lincoln.

Will I get. A good job that can cover my expenses on a small scale sucesfully?.

Please Help me

Please help me sirs/ma
You're really fun.
Yes, you can get a job in just a day after receiving your social security card.
Your 2 months job pay can pay for your tuition.
TravelRe: Visa To Mexico Is Not As Difficult As You Think ! by Atmmachine(m): 3:29am On Jan 31, 2016
Nigeria is 100 times better than Mexico.
I drive for 20 minutes to get into Mexico from California USA.
I've been to Mexico for more than 30 times, there is nothing there, one of the nurse at the dental clinic i go to showed me her pay check, can you believe she earns $140 every month ?? That's like how much a cleaner makes everyday here in America.

Mexicans do come to America illegally, through the desert.

The only reason you wanna go to mexico is to sneak into the USA, once you're in Mexico, you're already in USA, you can come in at any time
TravelRe: Can Someone Found To Have Malaria Be Issue A Visa? by Atmmachine(m): 3:10am On Jan 31, 2016
People with HIV can travel to the U.S.
Malaria isn't an issue
TravelRe: Where Are All The Nigerians My Age In Columbus, Ohio?? by Atmmachine(m): 2:59am On Jan 31, 2016
I know about 100 young guys and girls in Columbus and Cincinnati.
AutosRe: 2009 Tokunbo Camry XLE by Atmmachine(m): 11:23pm On Jan 30, 2016
kayjasper:
This is an LE and not XLE as stated in your opening post.
What do you know about cars ??
Ain't you suppose to be in the kitchen ??
RomanceRe: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by Atmmachine(m): 11:14pm On Jan 30, 2016
Fear women

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