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TravelRe: I Paid #1M For Dubai Job Since October 6th by Atmmachine(m): 10:47am On Jan 01, 2016
Phema:
That is understandable. You qualified, you got it. Way different from the OP's case.
What do you know ??
I qualified for what ?? Reduction of visa fee or reduction of the medical fee ??
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kano Girl With No Limbs Carried In A Bowl (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 10:31am On Jan 01, 2016
Vvvgf
CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Shares Beautiful Photos Of His Son; Jamil by Atmmachine(m): 9:07am On Jan 01, 2016
Beautiful baby born to ugly parents.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Interview Experience by Atmmachine(m): 9:02am On Jan 01, 2016
In America, people don't look for job.
Jobs knock on their doors and beg them to come work.
TV/MoviesRe: Why Was AIT Crew Not Part Of The Presidential Media Chat? by Atmmachine(m): 9:00am On Jan 01, 2016
legendsilver:
eyah, e pain you reach 2016 say gej no win, sorry erh because PMB will be your President till 2019 and beyond God willing, Amen.
Sorry.
Obama is my president.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Declares 2016 A Year Of Spreading by Atmmachine(m): 8:46am On Jan 01, 2016
I will fucck many pusssy this year.
Why didn't he include that ??
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye's RCCG Prophesy For 2016 by Atmmachine(m): 8:43am On Jan 01, 2016
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
People will buy cars this year.
People will travel abroad this year.
Am i a prophet ??
TV/MoviesRe: Why Was AIT Crew Not Part Of The Presidential Media Chat? by Atmmachine(m): 8:34am On Jan 01, 2016
#Reason 1 : Buhari only deal with Hausa Media outlet.

#Reason 2: The Media chat was scripted.
Buhari briefed them on the questions they gonna ask him, No Boko Haram questions, No $1 - 280 naira questions, No fuel scarcity problem, No questions about the cars and money he received from Dasuki.
You know AIT will ask him all these questions and he ain't got answers to them. He banned AIT from coming.

#Reason 3 : He is racist as hell.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Got A Job In A Multinational Company (3rd Class) by Atmmachine(m): 8:28am On Jan 01, 2016
You're rejoicing, thinking you knocked the guy out to get the job.
This maybe how God made him lose the job so he can get the oil company job that pays him 900k per month.
The guy will be sitting in his office laughing at you while you're here displaying your foolishness.
TravelRe: I Paid #1M For Dubai Job Since October 6th by Atmmachine(m): 8:10am On Jan 01, 2016
Phema:
Really? What kind of visa did you get? Visiting visa?
Immigrant visa.
TravelRe: I Paid #1M For Dubai Job Since October 6th by Atmmachine(m): 7:46am On Jan 01, 2016
I swear to God, I feel like killing this fool.
If you're my brother, i would have renounced you long time ago.
You gave someone 1 million naira for United Arab Emirates visa ??

How much is American visa ??
I paid 150 thousand naira for the visa.
30 thousand naira for medical test.
Flight ticket 120 thousand naira.
The total amount was 300 thousand naira and I'm happily living in America.
I can't believe how foolish you are.
TravelRe: U.S. Immigration Questions: Ask A U.S. Consular Officer by Atmmachine(m): 6:55am On Jan 01, 2016
Are Nigerians eligible for the American visa lottery ??
I heard the ban had been lifted, i just wanna be sure.
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda Shows Off Hip Tattoo In Designer Swimsuit by Atmmachine(m): 1:47pm On Dec 31, 2015
mifavour:
Who e don help?
Who you don help ??
Or are you allergic to helping people ??
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda Shows Off Hip Tattoo In Designer Swimsuit by Atmmachine(m): 1:44pm On Dec 31, 2015
I so you love tattoos.
I know the people who hates tattoos, Those with stretch marks and tribal marks.
PoliticsRe: Gulak Takes Over PDP Chairmanship by Atmmachine(m): 8:24am On Dec 31, 2015
Cffrr
PhonesRe: What Will Happen If Mtn Nigeria Refuses To Pay Their Fine By 31st Of December? by Atmmachine(m): 8:19am On Dec 31, 2015
Nothing will happen.
Dasuki stole billions of naira, he is not in jail, No one is talking of how to prosecute him.
Nnamdi Kanu did nothing wrong but he was since in the DSS custody.

Nigeria is a big joke.
EducationRe: Ban Of Naira Atm Usage Abroad – A Perfect Way Forward. by Atmmachine(m): 5:35pm On Dec 30, 2015
Amberon:
If you read marketing like you claim then you should know better, that this indeed is a way forward for Nigeria. This restriction will also affect me, but it is for the greater good.

Do you know Nigerians are the biggest spenders in Dubai? and also UK along with the Arabs? I'm not an economist but the day I heard of this development, I knew the reason why and I called my sister who is an economist and got a brilliant explanation from her.

If you know how much Nigerians spend overseas and the ripple effect it has on our economy, you'd commend PMB. Naira is at a free fall and only policies like this, along with others can deliver us from this nightmare.

The op is correct. with billions of dollars going out and nothing other than peanuts coming in as crude oil revenue, I tell you the naira will be towing the part of the Zimbabwean dollar. Believe it or not, this is a step in the right direction.
Ok.
Let's watch out and see.
I wish i knew you in real life, we would have placed a bet that $1 will be 400 naira by 2016 December even with the ban placed on Atm card usage outside Nigeria.
EducationRe: Ban Of Naira Atm Usage Abroad – A Perfect Way Forward. by Atmmachine(m): 2:46pm On Dec 30, 2015
solibayo:
Jamaica earns huge Forex from tourism
More than what Nigerian earns from oil ??
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pictures That Show That Nothing Last Forever by Atmmachine(m): 2:37pm On Dec 30, 2015
Cameras

EducationRe: Why Do Nigerian Higher Intitution Students Speak Pidgin Instead Of English? by Atmmachine(m): 2:31pm On Dec 30, 2015
aybynature:
Let's use the most recent edition of whatever kind of dictionary you consider a standard dictionary. What type of dictionary would you recommend?
Go get Oxford and search for wanna, gonna and bling bling.
Tell me if you see these words in it
EducationRe: Ban Of Naira Atm Usage Abroad – A Perfect Way Forward. by Atmmachine(m): 2:29pm On Dec 30, 2015
solibayo:
Quite respectfully, you haven't said anything other than bashing the OP. China and EU are heavy export -based economies thereby earning huge Forex so much that both of their currencies are vying to replace the US dollar as international currency amongst their other strengths.

Just say the ban may affect your business interests, we will understand
What about Jamaica, what do they import or export ?? Yet their currency is very strong
EducationRe: Ban Of Naira Atm Usage Abroad – A Perfect Way Forward. by Atmmachine(m): 2:26pm On Dec 30, 2015
lordmayor4:
Sorry but you lost it
Can you prove me wrong and come with counter information.
Please, please,
EducationRe: Why Do Nigerian Higher Intitution Students Speak Pidgin Instead Of English? by Atmmachine(m): 2:19pm On Dec 30, 2015
aybynature:
You probably have been too busy to notice that the words "gonna" and "wanna" have now been included in the dictionary as English words. please check, confirm and understand before arguing.
What dictionary ??
There are many types of dictionaries.
You're talking about urban dictionary where bling bling is also added.
Urban dictionary ain't no dictionary.
Go get yourself a dictionary.
AgricultureRe: Bush Dog Killed In Our Fish Farm This Morning by Atmmachine(m): 2:12pm On Dec 30, 2015
spiritchild:
It's not a bush dog, it is called a Raccoon!
Blood of Jesus.
So, this is a raccoon ??
In New York, Raccoons used to come to our trash in the back yard.

Stop disgracing yourself.
This is how raccoon looks like

AgricultureRe: Bush Dog Killed In Our Fish Farm This Morning by Atmmachine(m): 2:10pm On Dec 30, 2015
bronzegoddess:
Why nowhuh?!!!! Never seen such before. now its gonna end up in someone's pot.


Is that what oyinbo people call coyote?
This is coyote.

CelebritiesRe: Flavour Marries Sandra Okagbue Secretly - Stella Dimoko-Korkus by Atmmachine(m): 1:49pm On Dec 30, 2015
daretodiffer:
Yeah

Like your father treated your momma

I got it!
Yea.
And that's how I'm gonna treat your stinky mum.
EducationRe: Ban Of Naira Atm Usage Abroad – A Perfect Way Forward. by Atmmachine(m):
Bullshit.
I repeat again, Bullshit.

Banning the use of ATM cards abroad ain't the solution to Naira's problem.
You can't send Western union out from Nigeria to other countries, when Nigerians abroad get low on cash and decides to steal, Una go say them dey bring us bad name.
Another bullshit.
Who are you gonna deceive with that pile of steaming shiit you just wrote.
I have a degree in Marketing.
You're making Nigerians look uneducated.
Have you heard of Pegged Exchange Rate ??
It's a type of Exchange Rate regime where a currency's value is fixed against either the value of another single currency.
In a fixed exchange-rate system, a country’s central bank typically uses an open market mechanism and is committed at all times to buy and/or sell its currency at a fixed price in order to maintain its pegged ratio and, hence, the stable value of its currency in relation to the reference to which it is pegged. The central bank provides the assets and/or the foreign currency or currencies which are needed in order to finance any payments imbalances.
The last large economy to use a fixed exchange rate system was the People's Republic of China which, in July 2005, adopted a slightly more flexible exchange rate system called a managed exchange rate. The European Exchange Rate Mechanism is also used on a temporary basis to establish a final conversion rate against the Euro (€) from the local currencies of countries joining the Eurozone.
Jamaica, United kingdom and the United States of America also used the method.

I wish i can see you face to face so i can seize your degree and send your ass back to primary school
EducationRe: Why Do Nigerian Higher Intitution Students Speak Pidgin Instead Of English? by Atmmachine(m): 1:33pm On Dec 30, 2015
You're very wrong for this.
I'm very confident about my spoken English, i live in America and i see Nigerian University girls as being unable to speak good English.

I got some Nigerian girls phone numbers, They speak polished Queens English, i was Amazed, even them girls that grew up and spent all the lives in the village, They speak good English with no accent.
They were the ones asking me why i still have the Igbo accent after spending many years in America.

Don't try to tarnish the images of my Naija guys.
You think Americans speak good English ??
You will hear them say "Where is you going" "Is you mad ??" I could of done my home work " "Wanna" "Gonna" "I finna go buy some bread" Now tell me if that's a good English.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Marries Sandra Okagbue Secretly - Stella Dimoko-Korkus by Atmmachine(m): 1:29pm On Dec 30, 2015
daretodiffer:
Dumb dumb
I treat hoes like you very bad.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour Marries Sandra Okagbue Secretly - Stella Dimoko-Korkus by Atmmachine(m): 12:53pm On Dec 30, 2015
Flavor is my role model.
With how lose and unfaithful girls are, There will no be marriages in the next 7 years.
Babymama is the answer to everything.
Just go to Koredo Bello or WizKids Instagram pages, You will see how Big girls are behaving, calling them their crush and writing their phone numbers on their Instagram pages.
You will be forced to ask yourself if these are someone's future wives.
They open their legs to anything with money.
Come see how girls are horrny and dieing to touch Trey Songz the time he came to Nigeria, if Trey Songz ever ask them for sex, they will be willing to offer it and also pay Trey Songz for the sex, These are someone's girlfriends and wives..

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