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RomanceRe: Can A Man Be Molested? by Atmmachine(m): 9:31pm On Sep 15, 2014
I have been molested twice.
The first time was when i was 17, the lady was 34 at the time but i enjoyed it grin grin grin
The second time was in my 1st year in the university, Them Black Queen cult molested me because i had problems with my girlfriend who was one of them..
They came to my room to whop my Azz.
It was a bitter experience.
University of Nigeria Nsukka too bad.


For them guys wishing to be R.aped, pray not to get the violent group who will give you the beat of your life ontop d molestation
PhonesRe: 4 Million Iphone 6/6+ Phones Sold In 24 Hours by Atmmachine(m): 8:49pm On Sep 15, 2014
I heard the Iphone does not work well in Nigeria because of the LTE & there are no 4G & 3G networks in Nigeria
PhonesRe: 4 Million Iphone 6/6+ Phones Sold In 24 Hours by Atmmachine(m): 8:36pm On Sep 15, 2014
kobonaire: Well, there are "hidden costs" there. Remember that $199 is a contract price (2 year contract) and you are obligated to pay for a data plan in the 24 month period of the contract ...
you can unlock it & go out of contract
PhonesRe: 4 Million Iphone 6/6+ Phones Sold In 24 Hours by Atmmachine(m): 7:34pm On Sep 15, 2014
kobonaire: 16GB model, unlocked will start at about $700 I believe.
You can buy the locked for $199 which is about 30 thousand naira & unlock it yourself..
My people are wise
PhonesRe: 4 Million Iphone 6/6+ Phones Sold In 24 Hours by Atmmachine(m): 7:27pm On Sep 15, 2014
I bought an Iphone 5s today for $99 _= 14 thousand naira.
I also bought an Iphone 6 at $199 which is almost 30 thousand naira.

For those of us living in America,lets enjoy while my naija pals will be buying the same Iphone 6 for 100 thousand naira. grin grin grin grin grin
PhonesRe: 4 Million Iphone 6/6+ Phones Sold In 24 Hours by Atmmachine(m): 7:21pm On Sep 15, 2014
marieolae: Wow amazing. I'm gonna get myself one!
Can you afford 120 thousand naira for that machine.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Change So Drastically When They Gain Admission? (calls For Concern) by Atmmachine(m): 1:18pm On Sep 15, 2014
You will see doctors,graduate come to the bonk to smoke weed with drivers & conductors..

This isn't the case with girls, once they start seeing their period, they will start misbehaving.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Change So Drastically When They Gain Admission? (calls For Concern) by Atmmachine(m): 1:15pm On Sep 15, 2014
We abroad guys will still come home during the festive periods to drink beer & smoke weed with all fellowsis..
Men from America,europe,Asia will bring themselves so down to jolificate with animalee.

Girls too dey form rubbish
FoodRe: Which Do You Prefer Between Chicken And Turkey? by Atmmachine(m): 12:59pm On Sep 15, 2014
I don't eat turkey.
I only eat one part of chicken which is chicken wings but drum stick & chicken b.reast are not for me..

American meat tastes so different from Nigerian meat..
American Chicken = No taste,foods = No taste, their banana dey taste like plantain. yuck!!!!!!!!
Africans hardly eat the disgusting American foods
TravelRe: Usa Visit Visa by Atmmachine(m): 12:39pm On Sep 15, 2014
Phema: Which one is It? Student visa or Visiting Visa?
Visiting visa
TravelRe: Usa Visit Visa by Atmmachine(m): 11:22am On Sep 15, 2014
Tzetzefly
What are the procedures for securing a visit visa for a Nigerian resident by an American resident ??
please,help
TravelRe: Usa Visit Visa by Atmmachine(m): 10:59am On Sep 15, 2014
tzetzefly..
I want to study in the U.S of A
How do i go about it ??
RomanceRe: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by Atmmachine(m): 9:01am On Sep 15, 2014
Her faithfulness..

She gave me her email password,her facebook password,her spare key,her Atm pin..
The wife material in Nigerian girls will not be sufficient to sew an ordinary G-String pant but her's can sew agbada for 10 fat men..

If i see that type of girl again i will call of bachelorhood.


R.I.P Darling.
I lost her on a sunny night
PoliticsRe: Gabun Village Residents In Adamawa State Claim Sighting Crashed NAF Jet by Atmmachine(m): 8:31am On Sep 15, 2014
Thieves came to the Army base.
Enters the jet.
Start the ignition of the jet.
Took off.

It was still flying in the sky since it was stolen.
Fuel no dey finish ??
Please,when will the second season of this movie be available ??

PoliticsRe: Gabun Village Residents In Adamawa State Claim Sighting Crashed NAF Jet by Atmmachine(m): 8:27am On Sep 15, 2014
Story for the gods..
How did the jet got lost ?? when the Army was asleep ??

PoliticsRe: Gabun Village Residents In Adamawa State Claim Sighting Crashed NAF Jet by Atmmachine(m): 8:24am On Sep 15, 2014
Goodluck Jonathan sponsoring Boko Haram since 1867..

Who believes that a military jet can be stolen ??

FamilyRe: Fairy Tales Our Grand Parents Told Us by Atmmachine(m): 8:18am On Sep 15, 2014
My grandfather can lie from morning till night grin grin grin
FoodRe: List Of The Most Expensive Fruits In The World by Atmmachine(m): 8:07am On Sep 15, 2014
I always see them expensive fruit in New York walmart & people do buy them.
FoodRe: List Of The Most Expensive Fruits In The World by Atmmachine(m): 8:04am On Sep 15, 2014
After eating those fruits will i be able to know the second coming of jesus christ ?? grin grin

RomanceRe: Dealing With Teenage Girls Can Be So Frustrating! by Atmmachine(m): 10:23pm On Sep 14, 2014
I find girls of my age so immature..

When i was 19-23 years old i was dating 27 years old ladies, even older ladies.
I can't learn anything from a 23 years old girl but a 30 years old ladies will teach me things i don't even know.
CultureRe: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by Atmmachine(m): 6:41am On Sep 14, 2014
kurajordan: Yes of cause
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u d boss bro
Fool.
Is English your native language huh
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Women Want More Kids? by Atmmachine(m): 6:32am On Sep 14, 2014
Their hole dey itch them all the time grin cheesy grin cheesy

FamilyRe: Why Do Some Women Want More Kids? by Atmmachine(m): 6:30am On Sep 14, 2014
It's because she's not the one to feed those numerous children grin grin grin

RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Atmmachine(m): 6:26am On Sep 14, 2014
I told my Ex to delete me on facebook but she told me she wants to be veiwing my profile every now & then. grin grin
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Atmmachine(m): 6:23am On Sep 14, 2014
Uploading 30 pictures on facebook every forking day..

Tagging her new found boyfriend on every single picture & calling the guy Honey grin grin grin grin grin

RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Atmmachine(m): 6:22am On Sep 14, 2014
Uploading 30 pictures on facebook every forking day..

Tagging her new found boyfriend on every single picture & calling the guy Honey
RomanceRe: Omg!!!nairaland Get Together Party by Atmmachine(m): 4:12am On Sep 14, 2014
The wife material in them Nigerian girls will not be sufficient to sew an ordinary G-String pant..

Them too dey form

RomanceRe: Omg!!!nairaland Get Together Party by Atmmachine(m): 4:10am On Sep 14, 2014
These Holes ain't loyal..
We know how to get them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by Atmmachine(m): 3:26pm On Sep 13, 2014
Who dey home ?? grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by Atmmachine(m): 3:24pm On Sep 13, 2014
If Chelshit win this match make i dey .. grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by Atmmachine(m): 2:14pm On Sep 13, 2014
If Arsenal win this match make i die cool cool cool

Christianity EtcRe: Synagogue Church Of All Nations Building Collapses (Picture) by Atmmachine(m): 8:47am On Sep 13, 2014
mezebel: ur joke dry pass old mama toto!!!
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