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He has the right to accuse the wife of being a man, He really gave the wife a life time injury in the nyash.
The wife should press charges for butchering & recking her nyash for good 19 years..

Story for the gods..

So the foolish man can't differentiate between Nyash & real pucci ??

Sex requires alot of energy..
Sperm is made of 90% blood, so, any time we eja.culate na blood we dey throw way so

I will reject rozzay because of her smelly pucci.
She even thinks we guys are senseless.
We hate sluts.

Whenever i steal meat from the soup my mother will not beat me or punish me.
She will just grind oyibo pepper & rub it on my General manager a.k.a Device.

I will wake up in the hospital the next day.

That time my father will tie me to the ceiling fan & destroy my body with his leather belt or electric wire..

On a ver bad day he will call two of his huge male guys & they will tie me with a rope as if i be thief, then he will start flogging me till i faint,he will continue flogging me till i wake up again..


Na God go punish them for me

This punishment you're sharing, there is God oooo.
What of the parents wey go tell us their children served this punishments ?
Them no come ?
Na only their children waka come ??

Ok, continue.
Chai, Chai dia ris god oooo.

Please, Help me.

I'm new on Nairaland.
How do i comment on a topic ??

kobonaire: Happy to assist. Here are the steps :
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Follow all the prompts and select ok.

How do i go to "Edit Profile" ??

Tiny fly-over for wheel barrows

Please, help me.
I'm new on Nairaland.
How do i comment on a topic ??

He will surely get out of it.
The jury will find him not guilty.

He's lucky he isn't an American citizen.
If he lives in America, by now na death sentence they go give the guy, or they will give him 5 life sentences & allow the inmates to enjoy his fresh nyash

He will surely get out of it.
The jury will find him not guilty.

He's lucky he isn't an American citizen.
If he lives in America, by now na death sentence they go give the guy, or they will give him 5 life sentences & allow the inmates to enjoy his fesh nyash

EbolaParasite: You be johnny just come then. Go to southwest houston. Precisely fondren, west belfort, beltway 8 and bissonett, and you will see flying cockroaches.
Sugar ants may not be common but houston has some other nasty ants that can mess up the foundation to your house.

LOL
Johnny just come ??

Babymama1: Gosh!I thought you knew this already?OK let me say it to the hearing of everyone,sugar



My dear baby papa aka Atmmachine,

You see as you resemble person wey witch dey suck in blood nightly,God decided to bless you with orobo
That is the only way to keep your bony shriveled up behind warm in the cold winter months
I don't want you to turn to okporoko on our matrimonial bed.
It is out of love honey.

I fear for my life..
How do you cope with hotty summers ??

Nigeria R.apes the South Africans in the Nyash..

Obama has been impersonated twice here in America..

Everyone has a look alike (someone who exactly looks like you )

EbolaParasite: Which America is that. Don't be Ignorant. The fact you haven't seen one in the state you live in does not mean they don't exist. If you live in the east coast, chances are you'll probably see little roaches and not cockroaches. On the other hand, go to HOT STATES like Florida, Texas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma and you will even see FLYING COCKROACHES SEF

I live in Texas but i haven't seen one..
Even those little brownish ants that licks sugar in Nigeria is not here

In America we don't have cockroaches but we have billions of rats & mosquitos,..

Dear Seun..
How do we know who liked our posts & comments ??

nymphomaniac: when a phone is bought on contract in the US, it is locked to a network, u pay less at first and start paying small installments monthly, usually from your salary. It is less expensive than factory unlocked phones, though you won't be able to use it outside d states. Sometimes, it could be more expensive, but d price spread over a period

So,the contract phone cannot be used outside the U.S ??

What if i factory unlock it after buying the cntract phone

deb6: God forbid

Buh you do kiss your boyfriend ??

BlackBaron: Contract price, that.

More likely about $600-800 for the 4.7 and the plus on payg.

What is contract price ??

ejiro2130: $199 and $399

What ??
You're a liar.

Iphone 5s is sold for $400

I know everyone is guilty of kissing..

While kissing, saliva is transfused from one mouth to the other so the question is :_
Can you drink your lover's saliva filled in a cup ??