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I will slap my girlfriend if she acts foolishly..
That girl is not a wife material.

BREAKING NEWS :_ !!!!!!!!!!

BOKO HARAM captures Goodluck jonathan, demands 600 virgins in exchange for his freedom, Beheads Goodluck Jonathan's personal assistant.

SOURCE:? CNN NEWS

BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boko Haram bombs Aso Rock..
Goodluck Jonathan killed.

Source :_ BBC NEWS

fxskye: Picture Evidence?

What of your evidence of T.B Joshua's collapsed church ??

ndidibabe: You are mad?

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Ok.. what of that Mutallab of a guy that was paid by Osama Bin Laden to bomb a plane ??
He was born in the U.K,he grew up in the U.K,he has never been to Nigeria.
because his parents were Nigerian, they come say that stupid guy na Nigerian

When was the last time he came to Nigeria ??
He isn't a Nigerian.


I saw one guy in New York who told he is a Nigerian but came home last 25 years ago.
If that guy come R.ape woman them go say na Nigerian.

Breaking News !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodluck Jonathan died this morning on his way to Burkina Faso.. His presidential private jet crashed into a sky scraper on the outskirts of Lome.

SOURCE : BBC

My father is a Medical Doctor in New York but if you see how he dress, He dresses like those cave men in 1846
I don't wanna disrespect him but he's useless.
I don't wanna remember my agonized days in Nigeria, i eat once in 2 days but i still made it to America without anyone's help.

My Mum is too religious,she can pray for 10 hours & she is too soft

Thank God i graduated when it was still known as ANSU..

Big lie..
When i came here, i searched for jobs for 8 months before i could get one.
You must pass background test & drug test before you're hired

The medicine seller who claims his medicine cure all ailments like Typhoid,syphilis,Malaria,Convulsion,Snake bite,tetanus,headache & H.I.V
Only one medicine ??

The atomic bomb..
After eating beans,egg,groundnut,kuli-kuli.
Those girls wey dey form miss nigeria.
Them go dey for back dey release the atomic bomb at intervals.

Their fart smells like dead goat

new2020: Yes... it looks and feels like if not much better than real vagi$na. See it yourself!

http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/SRS.html

Mehn, i can't go through the pictures anymore, i hate to see surgery procedures..
My hands are shaking

bukatyne: Atmmachine, see this link.

Read up the one about vaginaoplast. There is even a picture to show

My dear..
If i'm blindfolded, i will differentiate between the real & the artificial.
Real pucci has a peculiar odour even when wash 100 times, it is called pucci signature perfume

bukatyne: A surgery is done to create a v.

A poster on the first page put up an insightful link, read it up

Does the artificial v have cli'toris ??

bukatyne: A surgery is done to create a v.

A poster on the first page put up an insightful link, read it up

Does the artificial v have a clitoris ??

Man ought to be on that list but them girls spoilt everything..
Girls have more than 10 sex partners

#Story for the gods..
Don't tell me these animals have only one partner..
Those birds wey dey fork around, no be another bird partner ??

ednut1: what do u know? during a sex change operation. the dick is is cut into two and d balls removed and an artifical puci is created . d oda half of the penis is pushed inside flat in the artificial kitty. so wen d man insert his dik. he/she will feel sensation inside hahahahaha

Maybe the man is blind.

Please, Help me..

I'm new on Nairaland.
How do i comment on a topic ??